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Gregory
06-03-2005, 12:13 PM
Dear sir or madam at 3 Macklewood Lane, Brevard, N.C.,

It's been a great year for me. A year of memories of a productive 2004 and preparations for big changes in the summer of 2005. I'm getting married, moving, getting a new car. I have a lot to celebrate.

Just as this nation has a lot to celebrate when it marks its regular holidays. New Year's, Valentine's President's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, and Memorial Day. Looking at the calendar on my wall, I'm reminded how far we've come together and as individuals into this year. Here we are in June, the very beginning of the sixth month of the year, almost halfway to 2006. Wow. What a thought, huh?

So, in the spirit of this bright summer afternoon, I'd like to make a request to you, my neighbor and fellow Transylvanian ...

GET THAT FUCKING CHRISTMAS DECORATION OFF YOUR FRONT LAWN! It's goddamn JUNE, you fucknut!

Yours,
Gregory

P.S. If it's not gone by the time I get home tonight, I'm using your baby Jesus to light my BBQ grill. Dare me.

alexlannin
06-03-2005, 12:26 PM
Don't eat whatever you cook with baby Jesus.

Brian Defferding
06-03-2005, 12:33 PM
:lol: Give 'em hell, man!

xyzzy
06-03-2005, 12:38 PM
Don't eat whatever you cook with baby Jesus.

I hear baby Jesus is tender and mild, so it might be good.

Gregory
06-03-2005, 12:41 PM
I hear baby Jesus is tender and mild, so it might be good.

And I can steal their myhhr for a marinade.