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Jim T.
04-11-2008, 05:18 AM
Or at least it should. Jesus.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.html

Ray G.
04-11-2008, 05:19 AM
:shock:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

RebootedCorpse
04-11-2008, 05:20 AM
C'mon. Westside Ballers vs Crips...that's no contest.

Brewtown Andy
04-11-2008, 05:21 AM
Or at least it should. Jesus.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.htmlIt's a real life West Side Story.

Doug
04-11-2008, 05:24 AM
If there wasn't an actual child in the middle of this then this would be the funniest story ever.

I feel so bad for that kid.

Akira
04-11-2008, 05:29 AM
It's a real life West Side Story.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6425/westside20emblem2041ge9.jpg

Jew Mafia
04-11-2008, 05:38 AM
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/images/artist/w/westside_connection/az_official/281x211.jpg

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
04-11-2008, 05:41 AM
Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta.

MAK15
04-11-2008, 05:54 AM
hmm....I'd have both gangs shoot it out, and at the end of it have the child join the side whose members died the least.

TheKraken
04-11-2008, 06:19 AM
Perhaps the child is THE CHOSEN ONE, prophesied to unite the long-warring factions! If only he can pull the magic glock from the stone...

Ryan Elliott
04-11-2008, 06:21 AM
Holy fuck...

Foolish Mortal
04-11-2008, 06:26 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2300/2242155009_6db8bd8843_o.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/7669666@N03/2242155009/sizes/o)

Shepherd
04-11-2008, 06:32 AM
They're star-crossed lovers. Only instead of Montagues and Capulets, it's Crips and Westside Ballers. And instead of dying in a tragic romance, they get knocked up and grow to hate each other. Truly Romeo and Juliet for the modern age.

R

Fourthman
04-11-2008, 06:36 AM
Perhaps the child is THE CHOSEN ONE, prophesied to unite the long-warring factions! If only he can pull the magic glock from the stone...

I just hope THE ARCHITECT has no involvement. Otherwise we're all fucked.

Gunter
04-11-2008, 06:49 AM
Perhaps the child is THE CHOSEN ONE, prophesied to unite the long-warring factions! If only he can pull the magic glock from the stone...

You refer to the prophecy of The One who will bring balance to the hood. You believe it's this boy?

Kedd
04-11-2008, 07:07 AM
Let's be serious about this for moment....
nah, nevermind

GelfXIII
04-11-2008, 07:11 AM
So, which of the gangs offers full health insurance, day care and parental leave... cause that's obviously what it should come down to. You gotta look at these things rationally, dawg.

Petey Parker
04-11-2008, 07:15 AM
Shit any real gangsta would want to be in the Bloods.

Ashwin Pande
04-11-2008, 07:19 AM
I seriously think there should be a body which hands out parental licenses.

There's a simple test that you take. If you pass... you can have a kid. If you fail. You get mandatorily sterilised.

Too many stupid people are breeding.

thatguyfromsyracuse
04-11-2008, 07:26 AM
I think the only logical way to decide this is...BABY KNIFE FIGHT!!

ValeriaK
04-11-2008, 07:27 AM
TEenagers shouldn't be allowed to have sex, this is what comes from it. Neuter all teenagers!

Ashwin Pande
04-11-2008, 07:30 AM
TEenagers shouldn't be allowed to have sex, this is what comes from it. Neuter all teenagers!

YES!!!!!!!

Ryan Elliott
04-11-2008, 07:35 AM
YES!!!!!!!


All of us aren't this bad! There's me, FredC, ZombieSpeedball maybe!


There are good ones! :cry:

ValeriaK
04-11-2008, 07:38 AM
There is no such thing as a good teenager...

thatguyfromsyracuse
04-11-2008, 07:39 AM
Not ALL teenagers are bad. Ashwin really hates them though...:lol:

GelfXIII
04-11-2008, 07:41 AM
I seriously think there should be a body which hands out parental licenses.

There's a simple test that you take. If you pass... you can have a kid. If you fail. You get mandatorily sterilised.

Too many stupid people are breeding.

mmm... eugenics. Good Idea. Himler liked it too.:scared:

HOOKS
04-11-2008, 07:52 AM
Everyone knows that when a child is born from an inter-gang affiliation relationship, you expose the kid to BOTH and allow them to choose on their own when they are old enough.

It's just like religion. Jeez.

thatguyfromsyracuse
04-11-2008, 07:57 AM
I think Crips is the way to go. It's got that "namebrand" thing going for it...And I think it's the gang I've seen profiled the most on History Channels Gangland.

Jet
04-11-2008, 09:31 AM
Go with the gang that has the bestest hand signals, fo sho!

Guirk the Thudner
04-11-2008, 09:35 AM
They should cut the baby in half, and let him chose his affiliations after being raised in both cultures.

Y'know, or something.

WNCE
04-11-2008, 09:50 AM
They really don't want their kid to have a chance of a life, do they.

Greenville 90210
04-11-2008, 10:20 AM
Meh...Westside Baller dad will be dead soon. Crip mommy should just hook up with another crip and make a lil baby crip to fight the halfbreed.

Drkemerld73
04-11-2008, 10:25 AM
Hey, it could be cute.

They could have little kindergarden turf fights over the jungle gym and stuff.

And for art class they could spray paint their tags on the side of the school.

It'll help prep them for life struggles against people trying to take their milk money away or something.