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Rafiennes
04-04-2008, 05:58 AM
...he put it up on his myspace page (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=67077201&albumId=1785152).

I feel geekishly cool right now...of course, he probably just wanted to fill the folder since it is fan made stuff...anyway...today, I feel geeky freshness!!!

ScottishGreenLantern
04-04-2008, 06:02 AM
Does he post here?

JABSEN
04-04-2008, 06:03 AM
Does he post here?As AAlgar.

TomBelandTSSTG
04-04-2008, 06:09 AM
That's one of my favorite bits of his. His work is genius.

I never knew he was AAlgar!!

Rod Nunley
04-04-2008, 06:10 AM
As AAlgar.

Haha.

Mwstattel
04-04-2008, 06:21 AM
As AAlgar.

If I had known that I would have been nicer to him.

Fourthman
04-04-2008, 06:26 AM
Yes, but did your sig punch Neil Cumpston in the face with a dick-shaped fistful of win?

Rafiennes
04-04-2008, 06:27 AM
Yes, but did your sig punch Neil Cumpston in the face with a dick-shaped fistful of win?

I'm working on that one next.
Just having trouble finding a pic of dick-shaped fists :eek:

TIP
04-04-2008, 06:29 AM
As AAlgar.

Shh.

T

JABSEN
04-04-2008, 06:30 AM
Shh.

TIt's out. You can't put the cat back in the box. Wait, is that how it goes?

Akira
04-04-2008, 06:34 AM
I'm working on that one next.
Just having trouble finding a pic of dick-shaped fists :eek:

You know what you can find pics of easily?
http://media.monster.com/xstuartandx/joblogo.gif
DOORS ARE LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE!

JABSEN
04-04-2008, 06:36 AM
You know what you can find pics of easily?
http://media.monster.com/xstuartandx/joblogo.gif
DOORS ARE LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE!I could go for some Potato Bacon Bombs.

Brewtown Andy
04-04-2008, 06:37 AM
I could go for some Potato Bacon Bombs.I'm more of a fan of the Deep Fried Pumpkin.

Ashwin Pande
04-04-2008, 06:37 AM
You know what you can find pics of easily?
http://media.monster.com/xstuartandx/joblogo.gif
DOORS ARE LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE RHYMES WITH MAGGOT!

Fixed.


Sort of.

Rafiennes
04-04-2008, 06:37 AM
I'm more of a fan of the Deep Fried Pumpkin.

HERE COMES THE GRAVY PIPE!!!!

Akira
04-04-2008, 06:40 AM
I could go for some Potato Bacon Bombs.


I'm more of a fan of the Deep Fried Pumpkin.




HERE COMES THE GRAVY PIPE!!!!

Wait a minute, am I getting a steak?

Rafiennes
04-04-2008, 06:41 AM
Wait a minute, am I getting a steak?

Oh, you'll get a steak alright!!!

Professor Oreo
04-04-2008, 06:41 AM
Awesome! Though I always figured if Patton were going to post here his screen name would be "Grumpus".

Brewtown Andy
04-04-2008, 06:43 AM
Somebody get me a whore.


One that can SING!

Akira
04-04-2008, 07:15 AM
Oh, you'll get a steak alright!!!

You know what? I'll just get a mixed green salad.

Brewtown Andy
04-04-2008, 07:16 AM
You know what? I'll just get a mixed green salad.You're just trying to trick me into posting the followup so you can sig it.

Akira
04-04-2008, 07:19 AM
You're just trying to trick me into posting the followup so you can sig it.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Nope. Not a one... dammit!



BTW you want a sig from a bit? Here you go:

We're here!
We're queer!
...Apples!

Brian Defferding
04-04-2008, 07:21 AM
This might explain why Aalgar was the 1st funniest on the board. I appreciate his voice talent in Ratatouille.

Rafiennes
04-04-2008, 07:24 AM
I have no idea what you're talking about. Nope. Not a one... dammit!



BTW you want a sig from a bit? Here you go:

We're here!
We're queer!
...Apples!

Iba haba apple...and some cock!
Nummers!

Ashwin Pande
04-04-2008, 07:26 AM
What place is this, Biblevania???

Uhh.. Israel.

I WANT A WATERSLIDE!!!!

Akira
04-04-2008, 07:29 AM
See, usually I fuck anything that hoves into my field of vision. But this guy's new in town, doesn't know my reputation as the town jizz jar, and he's gonna try and start a relationship, and I'm gonna kill a few brain cells and try toblot out the memory of when I fucked that softball team in the abandoned hospital. If only it could dull the pain of my battered, chapped pussy. Thanks Martini & Rossi for nothing!:-x

Ashwin Pande
04-04-2008, 07:33 AM
Have you heard Oswalt's latest bon mot? It's all the range in the salons.

Fetch me a cucumber sandwich crust remoooooooved!

Rafiennes
04-04-2008, 07:35 AM
battered.....chapped....pussy....

Akira
04-04-2008, 07:37 AM
battered.....chapped....pussy....

Write it in the sky in gossamer teardrops!

Rafiennes
04-04-2008, 07:43 AM
Write it in the sky in gossamer teardrops!

...battered..............chapped...............pus sy..............

Akira
04-04-2008, 07:48 AM
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3391/140511988hondaciviccrxqq5.jpg

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9638/lamborghinimurcielago01ti4.jpg

Rafiennes
04-04-2008, 07:56 AM
There's a 48 year old guy from Styx in that band -- ARREST 'EM!!!

http://www.sleazeroxx.com/bands/damnyankees/damnyankees1.jpg

Brewtown Andy
04-04-2008, 08:56 AM
YouTube! Fetch me a farting panda!

Akira
04-04-2008, 12:02 PM
Tom Wopat loved the three Fs: Food, Fun, and Fisting.

Rafiennes
04-04-2008, 12:03 PM
Tom Wopat loved the three Fs: Food, Fun, and Fisting.

Quit yer belly-achin' Buck Rogers, it's only a diver's watch!

Akira
04-04-2008, 12:04 PM
Angie Dickenson could suck the sorrow off a recent widow.

That may be my single favorite line on the whole album

JoeE
04-04-2008, 12:06 PM
Your twat smells like a baby's coffin!

Akira
04-04-2008, 12:10 PM
Bob, that article you wrote was irresponcible. When people open Pissdrinkers they don't expect a freak show!

Akira
05-03-2008, 11:29 AM
Bumped because I'm listening to Feeling Kinda Patton again. :)

The latest album I will own will be Phil Collins' No Jacket Required.

Fake Pat
05-03-2008, 11:32 AM
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3391/140511988hondaciviccrxqq5.jpg

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9638/lamborghinimurcielago01ti4.jpg

You Armenian GENIUSES!

Akira
05-03-2008, 11:36 AM
You Armenian GENIUSES!

I literally just got to that part :lol:

Ashwin Pande
05-03-2008, 11:38 AM
Bend over Abigail May cause here comes the GRAVY PIPE!

Fake Pat
05-03-2008, 11:42 AM
Bend over Abigail May cause here comes the GRAVY PIPE!

At Black Angus, your name is PEACHES!

Akira
05-03-2008, 11:45 AM
And I just got to this bit too :)


NO! YOU'LL EACH GET YOUR OWN!

Patton
05-03-2008, 11:56 AM
Yeah well he fucking stole MY name.

Akira
05-03-2008, 12:03 PM
Yeah well he fucking stole MY name.

Yeah, but does Buddah have a ghost penis that lives in your cereal?

Patton
05-03-2008, 12:07 PM
Yeah, but does Buddah have a ghost penis that lives in your cereal?

Sigh...no. But he did fill up my hoo-hah with goof juice.

Akira
05-07-2008, 05:37 AM
Listening to Werewolves & Lollipops for the first time, and I finally get the OP's sig :lol:

JoeE
05-07-2008, 05:42 AM
I actually think Werewolves & Lollipops is kind of a disappointment. Almost every bit on Feelin' Kinda Patton is classic, but a lot of the stuff on W & L falls flat.

Akira
05-07-2008, 05:47 AM
I actually think Werewolves & Lollipops is kind of a disappointment. Almost every bit on Feelin' Kinda Patton is classic, but a lot of the stuff on W & L falls flat.

Yeah, I'm digging it so far but nowhere near as much as Feeling Kinda Patton. That said, it's still fucking funny.

stevapalooza
05-07-2008, 06:40 AM
Werewolves was definitely one of his weaker offerings. But even weak Patton rules so I have no complaints.

PeterSparker
05-07-2008, 07:19 AM
http://www.kfc.com/menu/images/bowls_biscuit.jpg

JoeE
05-07-2008, 07:20 AM
I actually really want to try out a Famous Bowl, but I can never find a KFC when I think to get one.

Ashwin Pande
05-07-2008, 07:25 AM
I liked Werewolves.

one of my favorite bits was the one about the 5-star restaurant

'Every day at Fleur de Lis we fly in the surviving cast members of It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and we lock them in a lightless vault 80 feet beneath the main dining room and we give them each a jar with three fireflies!!

Wow we gotta get that steak that sounds awesome!!

Every day our coffee rubbed kobe beef is read the book 'Are you My Mother?' by a Guatemalan child. And you'll eat that steak next to a waterfall made of Holly Hunters tears!!'

TheTravis!
05-07-2008, 08:46 AM
I've actually met Aalgar, and this thread is convincing me that he's actually Patton Oswalt.

Also, I have started telling people I am a character actor, so that they will excuse me for being chubby.

Skatonic10
05-07-2008, 09:06 AM
It's out. You can't put the cat back in the box. Wait, is that how it goes?

I put plenty of things in my cat's box.


:roll:

Rafiennes
05-07-2008, 09:14 AM
Because this thread popped back up, I've changed my signature back to the Patton/Lucas one

Akira
05-07-2008, 10:07 AM
I've actually met Aalgar, and this thread is convincing me that he's actually Patton Oswalt.

Also, I have started telling people I am a character actor, so that they will excuse me for being chubby.

The fat best friend will never go out of style!

Rosemary's Baby
05-07-2008, 10:27 AM
I'm contemplating buying tickets to see Patton in July.

Anyone here ever check him out?

Edit: Just did a search. I'll go buy tickets now.

niceguyeddie
05-07-2008, 10:47 AM
I've actually met Aalgar, and this thread is convincing me that he's actually Patton Oswalt.

Also, I have started telling people I am a character actor, so that they will excuse me for being chubby.

so is Aalgar actually the Patton dude or was that just a joke??