Men who do not pee in urinals

[KingMob]

Whats the deal?, why do you go into a stall and leave the door wide open while you pee into a toilet? Is it some sort of trap?

[Jim T.]

My cock always slaps against the inside of the urinal - it's a problem...

[JoeE]

Stage fright?

[dEnny!]

Whats the deal?, why do you go into a stall and leave the door wide open while you pee into a toilet? Is it some sort of trap?

Backsplash?

[NickT]

I don't get leaving the door open if you go in. If there is a door, use it :)

[Ashwin Pande]

Well some men do not know the Urinal rule.

[KingMob]

My cock always slaps against the inside of the urinal - it's a problem...

Well, I dont think that is a problem for this guy, plus we have two urinals at different heights. I use the one that is the shortest off the ground. I can get really good arch with my pee stream on that one.

[Gordon Chumway]

Have you ever been arrested in a bathroom?

I only ask because you seem to be pretty upset about dudes not pulling it out while you're standing next to them.

[Roger]

My cock always slaps against the inside of the urinal - it's a problem...


thats cause you just want to "dock" with the guy next to you.

:)

[KingMob]

I don't get leaving the door open if you go in. If there is a door, use it :)

yeah me neither. Its like hey i'm pee shy but not THAT pee shy!

[Jim T.]

thats cause you just want to "dock" with the guy next to you.

:)

*shudder* Just when I'd forgotten about those images... :)

[juampi]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Urinal_mouth.jpg/800px-Urinal_mouth.jpg

[Ben]

I'm pee shy.

[Marc Lombardi]

When I had kidney stones I didn't use a urinal and preferred an actual toilet in case one passed...that way I'd be more likely to see the stone if I needed to.

[KingMob]

When I had kidney stones I didn't use a urinal and preferred an actual toilet in case one passed...that way I'd be more likely to see the stone if I needed to.

interesting

[juampi]

To avoid comparisons?

[cPol]

I find a lot of the guys who pee in the stall without closing the door are the same guys who don't zip up until they're 4 paces away from their recepticle of choice. Like, I'm walking into the men's room and as the door opens I'm greeted by some borderline senior citizen struggling to re-cage his wrinkled, withered tallywacker.

[CapnChaos]

Sometimes urinals are really, really short. But for the most part, there's not really an excuse. Especially since the guys that do often don't lift the seat.

[cPol]

Sometimes urinals are really, really short. But for the most part, there's not really an excuse. Especially since the guys that do often don't lift the seat.

It's a no-win situation. If they're not lifting the seat, then they're using the urinal and they're trying to power wash the bottom of the porcelain, going out of their way to create the biggest backsplash they can, so that the next person to use it has to stand in a puddle of urine and toilet water.

[NickT]

I will admit that if I have a choice I will go for the stall over a urinal. Dunno why, I just do.

[Akira]

My cock always slaps against the inside of the urinal - it's a problem...

Two men comparing size while peeing off the side of the Golden Gate Bridge:

Man 1: Damn this water is cold!


Man 2: Yeah, and it's deep too!

[cmoney]

I use the stall if the only open urinals are next to ones that are currently in use. There are rules about using the urinal right next to someone.

[KingMob]

I use the stall if the only open urinals are next to ones that are currently in use. There are rules about using the urinal right next to someone.

are there when there are only 2? i pull up and piss, i'm not there to decipher the meaning of life.

[cPol]

The Urinal Game (http://www.addictinggames.com/theurinalgame.html)

[FredC]

I will admit that if I have a choice I will go for the stall over a urinal. Dunno why, I just do.

Me too. And it's not a "You're looking" thing. I just can't go without walls on all sides. Which is weird, I know.

[Masculine Todd]

Especially since the guys that do often don't lift the seat.

People who urinate on the seat are the worst kind of people.

[TheTravis!]

Two men comparing size while peeing off the side of the Golden Gate Bridge:

Man 1: Damn this water is cold!


Man 2: Yeah, and it's deep too!

I work with a guy who says that, literally, EVERY TIME someone else is using the urinal next to his.

[Taxman]

I am more concerned with the people you see leaving without washing their hands.

[CapnChaos]

People who urinate on the seat are the worst kind of people.

I think they should have to run naked through cornfields as punishment.

[Masculine Todd]

I work with a guy who says that, literally, EVERY TIME someone else is using the urinal next to his.

Does he also still say "I'm Rick James, bitch!" everytime he walks in a room and wears a "Vote For Pedro" shirt every casual Friday ('cause he's kooky)?

[FredC]

Does he also still say "I'm Rick James, bitch!" everytime he walks in a room and wears a "Vote For Pedro" shirt every casual Friday ('cause he's kooky)?

Hey, shut up man!

I have a "Vote for Pedro" shirt!

...that I got as a gift and have never worn.

[wh park]

I've always had a sense of privacy about peeing even to this day so that's why I prefer a stall. Even if I really have to go and it's busy (say at a movie theatre) I will wait for a stall to open up.

[Masculine Todd]

I think they should have to run naked through cornfields as punishment.

Yes, but I find a much more proportionate response is to urinate on their driver side car seat. Then they too would be forced to sit in another man's piss.


Hey, shut up man!

I have a "Vote for Pedro" shirt!

...that I got as a gift and have never worn.

Don't taze me, bro.

[Evan the Shaggy]

If a stall is open, I'm going into that regardless.

Standing shoulder to shoulder with somebody is creepy enough in any given situation, let alone using the can.

[Akira]

I work with a guy who says that, literally, EVERY TIME someone else is using the urinal next to his.

Was it this guy:
http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/f96ff60b/music_recviews-7625.jpeg

[KingMob]

I used to work with a guy who would fold both of his arms behind his back (one hand in the other) while at the urinal and just pee away. It was a great sight to walk in and see.

[Caley Tibbittz]

I am more concerned with the people you see leaving without washing their hands.

Those people all deserve to be hit by buses, and then be operated on by surgeons who didn't wash their hands either.

[Kedd]

I don't want to shame anyone who make "accidentally" get a view

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I'll use the stall if all the urinals are taken, or if I don't feel like standing shoulder to shoulder with some skeevy looking dude while I take a piss. I really hate when it's just one of those long metal troughs, and if you hazard a look down to either end, it's just a line of dongs and piss. Better to just keep your eyes focused on the wall.

[Ryan Elliott]

I will admit that if I have a choice I will go for the stall over a urinal. Dunno why, I just do.


Yep.

[FredC]

Don't taze me, bro.

I'm serious. It's in my drawer with the tag on it and everything. Never. Been. Worn.

[19bernardo87]

Stage fright?

:surrend:

[schizorabbit]

Whats the deal?, why do you go into a stall and leave the door wide open while you pee into a toilet? Is it some sort of trap?


I agree. What's up with that? Me, what I like to do...let's say you walk into a public bathroom, and there's 5 urinals and there's this guy at urinal number 2. I notice--I'm sure we all do--that there's some sort of tacit male ettiquette rule where you have to choose a urinal that has to have at least one unused one between you and another pisser. Now, back to my example...Guy's at urinal number 2, so it looks like I have to be "polite" and use urinal number 4 or 5 in light of above tacit rule, right? Fuck no!!!! I sometimes choose a urinal right next to a guy, and chuckle silently to myself. Why? 'Cuz I think it's funny. Besides, people who use stalls 9 out of 10 times piss on the seats.

[JimboX]

If you stand next to a guy at a urinal, it's assumed that you want to have sex with him. Even if that was the only urinal available.

You know what creeps me out? The guys that don't use their hands when they pee. Like, when they stand with their hands on their hips and let it all hang out. That's just weird. It's like they're saying, "Look at me!"

Also, if you're at a urinal, please don't talk to anyone. That's weird too.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

If you stand next to a guy at a urinal, it's assumed that you want to have sex with him. Even if that was the only urinal available.

You know what creeps me out? The guys that don't use their hands when they pee. Like, when they stand with their hands on their hips and let it all hang out. That's just weird. It's like they're saying, "Look at me!"

Also, if you're at a urinal, please don't talk to anyone. That's weird too.

:rofl:

And they always sigh a lot and sometimes blow the air out of their mouth. I agree, it's friggin' creepy.

[Kingsumo]

Don't really care either way. Personally, I will use the urinal, but hey to each their own.

What bothers the hell out of me is (and we have one that works on the same floor as me) the people that drop their pants around their ankles when they go. Seriously, what the hell.

And creepy factor aside, given how accurate most people are when they pee, would you really want your pants on the damn floor near a urinal?

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Don't really care either way. Personally, I will use the urinal, but hey to each their own.

What bothers the hell out of me is (and we have one that works on the same floor as me) the people that drop their pants around their ankles when they go. Seriously, what the hell.

And creepy factor aside, given how accurate most people are when they pee, would you really want your pants on the damn floor near a urinal?

I sometimes do that just to get a laugh from my friends. It works best on road trips at rest stops.

[Kingsumo]

I sometimes do that just to get a laugh from my friends. It works best on road trips at rest stops.

OK, doing it to get a laugh out of friends is fine. If still a little gross having your pants being on the floor in the pee zone, but it seems pretty common practice for this dude.

[Hate_Prime]

I used to be the shy bladder type but I got over it with a vengeance. At some some point I was so not conscious about it I caught myself already starting to pull my penis out about 5 feet away from the urinal. I was like what the fuck am I doing?

But I will still use the stall if there are no dividers between urinals or there isnt at least one urinal separating me from the next guy. I still cant deal being shoulder to shoulder with a dude with his cock in his hand without some sort of barrier.

[I AM GROOT!]

I only use a stall to pee if there are a few people using the urinals to the point where you'd have to stand right next to them. I'm doing them a favor since I don't want them to be jealous of my big dick.
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