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Whip
03-20-2008, 04:26 PM
from: http://www.news4jax.com/news/15652175/detail.html



Deputies: Couple Broke Into Church For Sex

POSTED: 10:28 am EDT March 20, 2008
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MACCLENNY, Fla. -- Baker County deputies investigating a report of a suspicious person at North Prong Cemetery Church found a woman inside and a man hiding under the church. They told investigators they broke in so they could have sex on the altar.

Arriving deputies said they found the door of the church on county Road 210 busted out and undergarments scattered on the floor. They found Crystal Ann Rowland, 24, hiding behind the pulpit and Matthew Thomas Pearce, 28, hiding in the crawl space under the church.

Pearce told deputies that he had Rowland were drinking when she told him she wanted a "spiritual and sexual experience." Deputies said Rowland broke into the little-used church located next to the North Prong Cemetery near Sanderson.
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"This is pretty disturbing -- that somebody would something such as this at a place of worship," said Gerald Gonzalez of the Baker County Sheriff's Office.

Both were charged with damage to property, criminal mischief and burglary. They are still being held in the Baker County Jail.




"OH GOD!"

:lol:

Picture of the couple.

http://www.news4jax.com/2008/0320/15652369_240X180.jpg

Jim.
03-20-2008, 04:27 PM
Is this from the new season of Reno 911?

joespam
03-20-2008, 05:25 PM
"This is pretty disturbing -- that somebody would something such as this at a place of worship," said Gerald Gonzalez of the Baker County Sheriff's Office.It really isn't disturbing at all.

Jerome Gibbons
03-20-2008, 05:28 PM
Hah!

EasyE726
03-20-2008, 05:29 PM
Is the guy a terminator?

NATE!
03-20-2008, 05:30 PM
Fucking shameful. Just do it on the steps like my ex and I did.

R0cketFr0g
03-20-2008, 05:34 PM
She's got a fivehead.

RebootedCorpse
03-20-2008, 05:34 PM
Fucking the pastor's daughter in church during a service is teh win!

adam_warlock_2099
03-20-2008, 06:23 PM
It really isn't disturbing at all.

Yeah I like how God instituted sex, but to do it in a church is shameful. :mistrust: Seems kind of backwards.

Jesus is watching you have sex.

NATE!
03-20-2008, 06:29 PM
Yeah I like how God instituted sex, but to do it in a church is shameful. :mistrust: Seems kind of backwards.

Jesus is watching you have sex.

SHIT! WHERE??

niceguyeddie
03-20-2008, 06:35 PM
[insert misionary position joke]

adam_warlock_2099
03-20-2008, 06:45 PM
SHIT! WHERE??

Jesus sees all. Including when you masterbate too.

c.rob
03-20-2008, 06:48 PM
I'm glad to see O&A weren't involved

LordKinbote
03-20-2008, 06:52 PM
Is the guy a terminator?

Word for word, that's what I was going to post.