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arthurloewenkamp
03-20-2008, 01:34 PM
I'll start.
Why can't Professor X use his legs.
He had skrulliosis as a kid.
Beat that.
Kingsumo
03-20-2008, 01:42 PM
I'll start.
Why can't Professor X use his legs.
He had skrulliosis as a kid.
Beat that.
*sigh* ok.
How did Tony Stark beat alcoholism?
12 step Skrull-gram
Ray G.
03-20-2008, 01:44 PM
Why did Peter Parker sell his marriage to the devil?
Because he's a fucking moron. SKRULLS!
ZombieSpeedball
03-20-2008, 01:49 PM
Why did the Super-Skrull try to kill Reed Richards?
Because he's a total douchenozzle.
Kingsumo
03-20-2008, 01:53 PM
Why did Peter Parker sell his marriage to the devil?
Because he's a fucking moron. SKRULLS!
Coming this summer in the Marvel Event "Yet another day!" See what happens when everyones friendly neighboorhood spiderman remembers what he did, gets really drunk and beats up a hobo. Now he will need a new deal with the devil to forget that as well.
Ray G.
03-20-2008, 01:54 PM
Coming this summer in the Marvel Event "Yet another day!" See what happens when everyones friendly neighboorhood spiderman remembers what he did, gets really drunk and beats up a hobo. Now he will need a new deal with the devil to forget that as well.
With SKRULLS!
RegularJoe
03-20-2008, 01:55 PM
what to you call it when reed "accidentally" slips it in the invisible woman's pooper?
secret invasion
Who is Captain America's arch-enemy?
The Red Skrull
What do you call a Skrull from Krypton?
Super Skrull
What famous painting was made by the Skrull painter Vincent van Gogh?
Skrully Night
Albert
03-20-2008, 02:05 PM
What documents, including texts from the Hebrew Bible, were discovered between 1947 and 1979 in the West Bank?
The Dead Sea Skrulls
Albert
03-20-2008, 02:07 PM
What do you call the part of a mouse that allows you to move up and down a page?
Skrull wheel
Albert
03-20-2008, 02:08 PM
What talk show did the Beatles famously make their first live American television appearance on in 1964?
The Ed Skrullivan Show
They're supposed to be bad jokes, Albert.
Kingsumo
03-20-2008, 02:09 PM
What talk show did the Beatles famously make their first live American television appearance on in 1964?
The Ed Skrullivan Show
Heh, That was actually pretty good.
JABSEN
03-20-2008, 02:10 PM
What shape-shifting alien race first appeared in Fantastic Four #2? The Skrulls
Albert
03-20-2008, 02:11 PM
They're supposed to be bad jokes, Albert.
:heart: :heart: :heart:
What brutal dictator's infamous reign as prime minister of Cambodia led to an estimated death toll of 750,000 to 1.7 million?
Skrull Pot
Albert
03-20-2008, 02:11 PM
Who was the original main character of Mystery Science Theater 3000?
Skrull Robinson
Slewo.O
03-20-2008, 02:12 PM
What member of the Beatles if part of MI3?
Skrull Lennon.
Albert
03-20-2008, 02:15 PM
This is my favorite thread of all time.
What survey indicating potential voter preference for a political candidate showed Skrull Hillary Clinton taking a lead over Skrull Barack Obama today?
Gallup Skrull
arthurloewenkamp
03-20-2008, 02:16 PM
What awesome movie from the 80's featured a cyclops and a glave.
S-KRULL
Kingsumo
03-20-2008, 02:26 PM
Why did Iron Man change all of the batteries in his suit?
He was concerned about elektra-skrull issues
nick maynard
03-20-2008, 02:29 PM
Why did Iron Man change all of the batteries in his suit?
He was concerned about elektra-skrull issues
that one is good!
Ryan Walsh
03-20-2008, 06:57 PM
What popular candy, originally made in England, was introduced to the United States in 1974?
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/8693/skrulltlesfm5.jpg
Props to Ryudo's Weird Image Thursday (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=145402) Thread for the starter material.
Shepherd
03-20-2008, 07:05 PM
What Harrison Ford movie finally links his Indiana Jones persona to his Han Solo persona in one archaeological sci-fi extravaganza?
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skrull
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LordKinbote
03-20-2008, 07:08 PM
A skrull walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The skrull says "You try and hold human form for a year and see if your muscles don't get tired!"
Shepherd
03-20-2008, 07:11 PM
A skrull walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The skrull says "You try and hold human form for a year and see if your muscles don't get tired!"
Ha! Best one yet.
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Shepherd
03-20-2008, 07:12 PM
Who partnered with FBI agent Fox Mulder in the series X-Files?
Dana Skrully
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MAK15
03-20-2008, 07:15 PM
What's the title of the album released by Iced Earth in 1998?
Something Skrully this way comes
Shepherd
03-20-2008, 07:22 PM
What part of female Skull anatomy includes the labia, vagina, and clitoris?
The Skrullva
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MAK15
03-20-2008, 07:24 PM
What's a popular slogan used by the dairy corporation to get more people to drink more milk?
Got Skrull Milk?
arthurloewenkamp
03-20-2008, 07:27 PM
Who is the famous baseball announcer that Gabbo can imitate.
Vin Skrully
Mike McNeely
03-20-2008, 07:32 PM
what to you call it when reed "accidentally" slips it in the invisible woman's pooper?
secret invasion
:rofl:
Angeles
03-20-2008, 07:39 PM
Who was Wally's smart-mouthed best friend?
Eddie Haskrull
Angeles
03-20-2008, 07:41 PM
Who kidnapped Santa?
Jack Skrullington
arthurloewenkamp
03-20-2008, 07:43 PM
What's the worst comic ever written.
All Skrull Batman and Robin
LordKinbote
03-20-2008, 07:46 PM
A guy walks into a bar and orders a scotch and soda. The bartender says "Hey, I've never seen you in here before." The guys replies, "Yeah, just moved into the area."
The bartender hands the guy his drink, and the guy drinks the whole thing in one gulp and slams the glass down on the bar. He reaches into his pocket, swears under his breath and says "Listen, I must have left my wallet in my other pair of pants. This has never happened to me, but I'll make you a deal."
"Listen buddy, we don't take kindly to freeloaders around here," the bartender yells.
"Hey, just hear me out," the guy replies. "I've got a performance that will knock your socks off, and it HAS to be worth the price of one drink!"
The bartender looks the guy over. "Okay, but if I don't like what I see, your payment's going to be collected by my fist in your face, pal."
The guy nods, steps away from the bar, and clears his throat. He then proceeds to sing the worst rendition of "Private Eyes" by Hall & Oates that the bartender has ever heard. The guy is flat, the words are half-wrong, and he can't even time the claps correctly during the chorus. Other patrons look up disgustedly, and one by one they start to leave.
The bartender begs for the guy to stop, but he just keeps on singing. The song goes on for at least ten minutes until everyone has left the bar except for the bartender.
The guy finally stops and looks at the bartender patiently, as if waiting for approval.
"What...what in the name of Christ was that?" the bartender asks.
The guy replies...
"Just needed to make sure everyone was out of the bar." He changes into a skrull, evaporates the bartender with a ray gun, and then assumes the bartender's identity.
Jerome Gibbons
03-20-2008, 07:47 PM
What's the worst comic ever written.
All Skrull Batman and Robin
Haha.
arthurloewenkamp
03-20-2008, 07:50 PM
A guy walks into a bar and orders a scotch and soda. The bartender says "Hey, I've never seen you in here before." The guys replies, "Yeah, just moved into the area."
The bartender hands the guy his drink, and the guy drinks the whole thing in one gulp and slams the glass down on the bar. He reaches into his pocket, swears under his breath and says "Listen, I must have left my wallet in my other pair of pants. This has never happened to me, but I'll make you a deal."
"Listen buddy, we don't take kindly to freeloaders around here," the bartender yells.
"Hey, just hear me out," the guy replies. "I've got a performance that will knock your socks off, and it HAS to be worth the price of one drink!"
The bartender looks the guy over. "Okay, but if I don't like what I see, your payment's going to be collected by my fist in your face, pal."
The guy nods, steps away from the bar, and clears his throat. He then proceeds to sing the worst rendition of "Private Eyes" by Hall & Oates that the bartender has ever heard. The guy is flat, the words are half-wrong, and he can't even time the claps correctly during the chorus. Other patrons look up disgustedly, and one by one they start to leave.
The bartender begs for the guy to stop, but he just keeps on singing. The song goes on for at least ten minutes until everyone has left the bar except for the bartender.
The guy finally stops and looks at the bartender patiently, as if waiting for approval.
"What...what in the name of Christ was that?" the bartender asks.
The guy replies...
"Just needed to make sure everyone was out of the bar." He changes into a skrull, evaporates the bartender with a ray gun, and then assumes the bartender's identity.
Awesome, freaking awesome.
arthurloewenkamp
03-20-2008, 08:00 PM
Who is the most evil, vile, dangerous skrull of all?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/arthurchase/president_george_herbert_walker_bus.jpg
Kingsumo
03-20-2008, 08:02 PM
Who is the most evil, vile, dangerous skrull of all?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/arthurchase/president_george_herbert_walker_bus.jpg
Bravo Good sir. :thumb:
arthurloewenkamp
03-21-2008, 04:31 AM
Who is the author of the novell Shopgirl?
Steve RICHARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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