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JackBauer
03-20-2008, 12:39 AM
What is wrong with the world today where women keep getting ejaculated on in public places? And there's no porno tape involved!

First it was a crazy passenger on American Airlines. Now, some shady ass has done the same thing, but this time in a Target store!!!

A 25 year old man, Ricardo Faulk, was arrested last Tuesday in Oregon for ejaculating on a woman walking in an aisle of the Target store. And even worse, she was there with her baby!

The victim, who does not want to be identified (makes sense), was at the store with her 3 year old daughter. She said she felt something hit her on the back of her pants. When she turned, she quickly realized what had happened. Faulk had been masturbating in the aisle.

What an animal!

After the incident, officers reviewed store surveillance photos and issued a press release. When they identified Faulk as the suspect, he was booked and charged with harassment, a criminal misdemeanor.

The woman told local reporters, Its just disgusting. You feel kind of like a garbage can after that.

Whatever happened to jerking off at home???? Is that SO boring??????

http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-dont-cum-around

What the fuck is wrong with these people!?:confused:

Benel Germosen
03-20-2008, 12:58 AM
What the fuck is wrong with these people!?:confused:

The inability to successfully kill themselves?

Ashwin Pande
03-20-2008, 01:06 AM
My friend once told me of a girl he knows (name withheld... mostly because I don't know her name) who was sitting in a bus and had this guy continuously bumping against her shoulder. He left the bus a few stops later. A few minutes after that she felt this wetness on the skin of her shoulder...

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah.........

Benel Germosen
03-20-2008, 01:11 AM
My friend once told me of a girl he knows (name withheld... mostly because I don't know her name) who was sitting in a bus and had this guy continuously bumping against her shoulder. He left the bus a few stops later. A few minutes after that she felt this wetness on the skin of her shoulder...

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah.........

Are some men so desperate and starved for any contact with the opposite gender that they'd just HAVE to masturbate on the first women they see? And, more important, can we find these men and somehow keep track of them so whenever they wipe their dick out in public, we have specialist come in and punch them in the nuts so hard it goes inside them?

Hollingsworth
03-20-2008, 01:13 AM
My friend once told me of a girl he knows (name withheld... mostly because I don't know her name) who was sitting in a bus and had this guy continuously bumping against her shoulder. He left the bus a few stops later. A few minutes after that she felt this wetness on the skin of her shoulder...

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah.........

Is she a midget?

Ashwin Pande
03-20-2008, 01:16 AM
Is she a midget?

She was sitting, he was standing.

Oh yeah... buses aren't so crowded where you're from.

Well here they have seating for women and since buses get so crowded people stand in the aisle. It's fairly common for someone to be bumping against your shoulder if you're sitting near the aisle.

Benel Germosen
03-20-2008, 01:16 AM
Is she a midget?

Either that, or that guy was aiming high.

Michael Blacklist
03-20-2008, 01:18 AM
If it wasn't evil, disgusting or illegal, these guys would get medals. What the hell kind of determination does it take to do something like this?

Dylan
03-20-2008, 11:23 AM
Are some men so desperate and starved for any contact with the opposite gender that they'd just HAVE to masturbate on the first women they see?

She was the 11th he saw.

TIP
03-20-2008, 11:25 AM
Dammit, Miggs!

Whip
03-20-2008, 11:26 AM
:sick:

Glixy
03-20-2008, 11:27 AM
She was sitting, he was standing.

Oh yeah... buses aren't so crowded where you're from.

Well here they have seating for women and since buses get so crowded people stand in the aisle. It's fairly common for someone to be bumping against your shoulder if you're sitting near the aisle.

http://embarqblog.wri.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/india-train.jpg

Bill Nolan
03-20-2008, 11:27 AM
Not his fault she got it the way!

Papa Ginge
03-20-2008, 11:32 AM
My friend once told me of a girl he knows (name withheld... mostly because I don't know her name) who was sitting in a bus and had this guy continuously bumping against her shoulder. He left the bus a few stops later. A few minutes after that she felt this wetness on the skin of her shoulder...

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah.........


"Oh my God, its a biological attack" -Dave Chappelle :)

JimmyF1982
03-20-2008, 11:33 AM
The inability to successfully kill themselves?

:thumb:

Glixy
03-20-2008, 11:34 AM
"Oh my God, its a biological attack" -Dave Chappelle :)

I lurve you, ginger boy. I was about to email you about this post, and then realized it was you that posted it!

KingMob
03-20-2008, 11:35 AM
I thought I ejaculated on a woman once, but it was really a cat. Man was I surprised!

The Dean
03-20-2008, 11:37 AM
When I was a reporter, I covered a story about a serial masterbater, wearing only a ski mask, who was continuously getting caught by victims but was never apprehended by the police.

This guy would "pop up" about once a week in the police report and it happened so often and in such weird circumstances that it became a joke so the other reporters and I started calling this guy "The Masked Masterbater."

The funniest "attack" of this jackass is when he popped out and tossed off as the KU Women's rowing team launched their boat for an early morning practice. One gal's boyfriend (also a student athlete) chased after the guy and even tackled him but the masterbater managed to get away. A few minutes later they saw the guy again, still wearing only a ski mask and tennis shoes, but making his escape on a bicycle.

Eventually the guy stopped showing up and the police speculated that he was probably arrested for some other crime.

TIP
03-20-2008, 11:37 AM
It's raining (se)men...Hallelujah!

schizorabbit
03-20-2008, 11:57 AM
If it wasn't evil, disgusting or illegal, these guys would get medals. What the hell kind of determination does it take to do something like this?

I know!!! Like, for one thing, he has to be hypervigilant, aware of who may catch him, other shoppers, noises, the bright light, and think of the aiming and timing issues involved. Hmmm, I think I just have an idea for a first person shooter videogame...

*makes mental note*

MBeaz
03-20-2008, 12:16 PM
I thought I ejaculated on a woman once, but it was really a cat. Man was I surprised!

You know "pussy" isn't literal.

dasNdanger
03-21-2008, 11:01 AM
It's raining (se)men...Hallelujah!

:lol: :lol:

:D

:|

oh...uuuh... :sick:


das

KingMob
03-21-2008, 11:06 AM
You know "pussy" isn't literal.

I didnt know! All I heard was a wwrrrroooooowwww. Then I took the bag off my head and saw it was a cat.

Patrick J
03-21-2008, 11:16 AM
I blame seat belt laws and non-toxic paste and crayons...

jess
03-21-2008, 11:17 AM
ewwww!!!!

KingMob
03-21-2008, 11:19 AM
ewwww!!!!

:roll:

jess
03-21-2008, 11:20 AM
:roll:

*sigh*

joeAR
03-21-2008, 11:20 AM
Wait, people don't do this on a regular basis?

half guard
03-21-2008, 11:24 AM
The inability to successfully kill themselves?

the island won't let them.

I AM GROOT!
03-21-2008, 12:32 PM
And this is unusual behavior at Target? :?

dEnny!
03-21-2008, 06:34 PM
ewwww!!!!

Agreed. :sick:

dEnny!
03-21-2008, 06:35 PM
And this is unusual behavior at Target? :?

Target is uptown man, now Dollar General or K-Mart...I can see it.