Just in case you missed it...THE RULES

[dEnny!]

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HI...
These rules are non negotionable and are being enforced by myself and unnamed board members with administrative power.

I understand the human need for cowardly hostility and there are certainly plenty of places on the net for you to vent- this ain’t one of them. You may report a post and the moderators will handle it.

There will be no name calling for any reason. If someone says something you don’t agree with. Say so without calling them and idiot, scumbag, or asshole.

There will be no slandering of comic book professionals. You are more than welcome to state an opinion of the quality of their work, but you will do so with a qualified opinion, not just saying: it sucked.

This board is a community of comic and pop culture lovers to discuss all the stupid crap that entails. Threads concerning a board drama or conflict will be immediately deleted. Nobody cares!! they are whiny and annoying!

In fact, all threads and posts can and will be deleted by me at my discretion.

If you are a seasoned member of this board, it is not your obligation to fuck with new members. In fact, its your obligation to do the opposite. We are not a frat house, because frat houses are full of obnoxious shitheads, we are the opposite.

There will be no harrassing of female posters. You will talk to them as if you were talking to your sister. A woman is allowed to come to a board without comments on thier physical appearance or what you'd like to do to them.

As i have stated before, the eyes and ears of the comic industry are listening to you. They lurk here all day and adjust themselves according to your comments. So, for lack of a better way to put it... With great power comes great responsibility!

[boobhound]

Wonderful Rules!
Well said!
Agree 100%
But, it makes me wonder...........who messed up.........already????

[jarvis69]

:scared: magister dixit !!:D

[CromVABeach]

Can we add these as well?

Fouls: [Top]
1. Butting with the head.
2. Eye gouging of any kind.
3. Biting.
4. Hair pulling.
5. Fish hooking.
6. Groin attacks of any kind.
7. Putting a finger into any orifice or into any cut or laceration on an opponent.
8. Small joint manipulation.
9. Striking to the spine or the back of the head.
10. Striking downward using the point of the elbow.
11. Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea.
12. Clawing, pinching or twisting the flesh.
13. Grabbing the clavicle.
14. Kicking the head of a grounded opponent.
15. Kneeing the head of a grounded opponent.
16. Stomping a grounded opponent.
17. Kicking to the kidney with the heel.
18. Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head or neck.
19. Throwing an opponent out of the ring or fenced area.
20. Holding the shorts or gloves of an opponent.
21. Spitting at an opponent.
22. Engaging in an unsportsmanlike conduct that causes an injury to an opponent.
23. Holding the ropes or the fence.
24. Using abusive language in the ring or fenced area.
25. Attacking an opponent on or during the break.
26. Attacking an opponent who is under the care of the referee.
27. Attacking an opponent after the bell has sounded the end of the period of unarmed combat.
28. Flagrantly disregarding the instructions of the referee.
29. Timidity, including, without limitation, avoiding contact with an opponent, intentionally or consistently dropping the mouthpiece or faking an injury.
30. Interference by the corner.
31. Throwing in the towel during competition.

Ways To Win: [Top]
1. Submission by:
Physical tap out.
Verbal tap out.
2. Technical knockout by the referee stopping the contest.
3. Decision via the scorecards, including:
Unanimous decision [all judges pick the same fighter as the winner].
Split decision [One judge picks one fighter, the other two judges pick the other fighter].
Majority decision [two of three judges pick the same fighter as the winner].
Draw, including:
Unanimous draw.
Majority draw.
Split draw.
4. Technical decision.
5. Technical draw.
6. Disqualification.
7. Forfeit.
8. No contest.

[pmpknface]

HAHAHA!!! UFC rocks....

[dEnny!]

:scared: magister dixit !!:D

Narc.

[ras819]

Good rules. No problem on my end.

[sambofred]

Can we add these as well?

Fouls: [Top]
1. Butting with the head.
2. Eye gouging of any kind.
3. Biting.
4. Hair pulling.
5. Fish hooking.
6. Groin attacks of any kind.
7. Putting a finger into any orifice or into any cut or laceration on an opponent.
8. Small joint manipulation.
9. Striking to the spine or the back of the head.
10. Striking downward using the point of the elbow.
11. Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea.
12. Clawing, pinching or twisting the flesh.
13. Grabbing the clavicle.
14. Kicking the head of a grounded opponent.
15. Kneeing the head of a grounded opponent.
16. Stomping a grounded opponent.
17. Kicking to the kidney with the heel.
18. Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head or neck.
19. Throwing an opponent out of the ring or fenced area.
20. Holding the shorts or gloves of an opponent.
21. Spitting at an opponent.
22. Engaging in an unsportsmanlike conduct that causes an injury to an opponent.
23. Holding the ropes or the fence.
24. Using abusive language in the ring or fenced area.
25. Attacking an opponent on or during the break.
26. Attacking an opponent who is under the care of the referee.
27. Attacking an opponent after the bell has sounded the end of the period of unarmed combat.
28. Flagrantly disregarding the instructions of the referee.
29. Timidity, including, without limitation, avoiding contact with an opponent, intentionally or consistently dropping the mouthpiece or faking an injury.
30. Interference by the corner.
31. Throwing in the towel during competition.

Ways To Win: [Top]
1. Submission by:
Physical tap out.
Verbal tap out.
2. Technical knockout by the referee stopping the contest.
3. Decision via the scorecards, including:
Unanimous decision [all judges pick the same fighter as the winner].
Split decision [One judge picks one fighter, the other two judges pick the other fighter].
Majority decision [two of three judges pick the same fighter as the winner].
Draw, including:
Unanimous draw.
Majority draw.
Split draw.
4. Technical decision.
5. Technical draw.
6. Disqualification.
7. Forfeit.
8. No contest.

:twisted:

[HeirtoAsguard]

so we're allowed to actually curse on here?? wow. but we can't actually be ourself??
we can't say "it sucks" without explaining why?? then what's the purpose of a board?
hmmm.

[Bandy Rowen]

so we're allowed to actually curse on here?? wow. but we can't actually be ourself??
we can't say "it sucks" without explaining why?? then what's the purpose of a board?
hmmm.

do you walk around when your being yourself and just say "that sucks" to anything you dont like?

[HeirtoAsguard]

yeah I do.:lol:

[Grumpy]

That sucks:lol:

[Jesse321]

What happens if I get harassed by the female posters? :shifty:

Black Cat and EndsongJen have both been known to get REALLY frisky with me on occasion. :mistrust: :crazy:

[Nitefall]

Let us know when Jesse - so we all can read it!

[daveyyojimbo]

What happens if I get harassed by the female posters? :shifty:

Black Cat and EndsongJen have both been known to get REALLY frisky with me on occasion. :mistrust: :crazy:

:heybaby: :scared: :lol:

[dEnny!]

so we're allowed to actually curse on here?? wow. but we can't actually be ourself??
we can't say "it sucks" without explaining why?? then what's the purpose of a board?
hmmm.

Yes, cursing is allowed on this forum, but we prefer everyone to be respectful to one another. Do not insult and be thoughtful in your criticism, explain WHY it sucks, we like to know what you think.

The purpose is to provide a great community to talk to one another.

[endsongjen]

What happens if I get harassed by the female posters? :shifty:

Black Cat and EndsongJen have both been known to get REALLY frisky with me on occasion. :mistrust: :crazy:

u know u like it! ;-)
nothing wrong with getting a little frisky rawwr! lol

[Black Cat]

What happens if I get harassed by the female posters? :shifty:

Black Cat and EndsongJen have both been known to get REALLY frisky with me on occasion. :mistrust: :crazy:

Ok! Ok! I cannot control myself around Jesse! And you so know you like that every time, even the pudding fights!

[Ein ? What a Stein !!]

Sounds cool to me !

[agent of weapon x]

Sounds fair.

[Bronze Boy]

Pretty much common sense for most.:cool:

[dEnny!]

Pretty much common sense for most.:cool:

I like the smiley after your statement; it's so true. I'm really happy so many people are hanging out here now; cool to chat with guys who enjoy collecting Bowen statues and mini-busts.

[touche22]

I like the smiley after your statement; it's so true. I'm really happy so many people are hanging out here now; cool to chat with guys who enjoy collecting Bowen statues and mini-busts.

Hey Denny, remember just a few months back when you the one who started 99% of the threads and each one had an average of 10 replies!! My how things change.;)

[dEnny!]

Hey Denny, remember just a few months back when you the one who started 99% of the threads and each one had an average of 10 replies!! My how things change.;)

Indeed! Now I'm so freaked out by you all I'm afraid to comment. :D

[endsongjen]

Yikes are they really that frightening? LOL

[Fawlty]

Yikes are they really that frightening? LOL

Yes...they are....:scared: on many levels:scared::scared:for many,many reasons...:lol:

[touche22]

Yes...they are....:scared: on many levels:scared::scared:for many,many reasons...:lol:

Hey Jen, you know he's talkin' about Merlose!:twisted:

[Fawlty]

Hey Jen, you know he's talkin' about Merlose!:twisted:

Uhhhhh,yeah....sure....Merlose...OK ,....that's the ticket !!..Merlose!! :scared:

A feeble attempt at misdirection;)

[touche22]

Uhhhhh,yeah....sure....Merlose...OK ,....that's the ticket !!..Merlose!! :scared:

A feeble attempt at misdirection;)

BASIL!!!!!!!!!

[Fawlty]

BASIL!!!!!!!!!

Manuel ,go back to Barcelona !!

[touche22]

Manuel ,go back to Barcelona !!

Si, OK Mr. Basil!

[Fawlty]

Si, OK Mr. Basil!

And take your pet rat with you !!!:D

[touche22]

And take your pet rat with you !!!:D

Don't hit me!!! Always you hit me!!
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj260/touche22/Fawlty-Towers-Basil-the-Rat.jpg

[endsongjen]

Yes...they are.... on many levelsfor many,many reasons...
but we're nice :)
i think.....

Hey Jen, you know he's talkin' about Merlose!

dont talk about my love that way! bad steve!! lol

[touche22]

jen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fawlty]

OK,I go away for a few days and suddenly a gun appears.

What is it with you Pennsylvania guys with guns? :scared:

Protecting your still from the revenooers??:mistrust:

Any yes I know it's spelled wrong!:)

[touche22]

OK,I go away for a few days and suddenly a gun appears.

What is it with you Pennsylvania guys with guns? :scared:

Protecting your still from the revenooers??:mistrust:

Any yes I know it's spelled wrong!:)

Any of youse guys touches my stuff......I kill ya.

Don't you know that when things get tough us Pennsyltuckians cling to our guns???

[Fawlty]

No thank you ,I don't want to touch "your stuff" ,you big tease ! :lol:

Now if you has a Pennsylvania long rifle(the firearm) ,that would be impressive!!