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dasNdanger
02-27-2008, 07:08 AM
Freeze 'em, bite two small holes on opposite sides, suck your coffee through the hole, and then pop the whole thing in your mouth and let it melt away. It's the Tim Tam Slam, only with Thin Mints, and it's marvelous!

das

Hoggie
02-27-2008, 07:09 AM
I'm glad to see others are enjoying the goodness of Girlscouts, I mean their cookies.

JoeE
02-27-2008, 07:09 AM
There's an evil, evil joke I want to make right now but can't bring myself to type.

Ryudo
02-27-2008, 07:10 AM
Fail.

Best way to eat Girl Scouts' Thin Mints is either by themselves, because they are a food unto gods, or in the following manner:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_JS968MyDd7c/RggTytDOkmI/AAAAAAAAAFc/L8PaulAZTtM/s200/edy%27s+thin+mint+ice+cream.gif

MAK15
02-27-2008, 07:10 AM
Freeze 'em, bite two small holes on opposite sides, suck your coffee through the hole, and then pop the whole thing in your mouth and let it melt away. It's the Tim Tam Slam, only with Thin Mints, and it's marvelous!

das

this is like one of the most non-wierd posts you've ever posted.
...is there a full moon out tonight?

dasNdanger
02-27-2008, 07:11 AM
There's an evil, evil joke I want to make right now but can't bring myself to type.

We know the joke already...afterall, this IS the Benbo... :p

das

Brian Defferding
02-27-2008, 07:12 AM
Freeze 'em, bite two small holes on opposite sides, suck your coffee through the hole, and then pop the whole thing in your mouth and let it melt away. It's the Tim Tam Slam, only with Thin Mints, and it's marvelous!

das

:shock: Hot shit, I gotta try that. Thanks for the tip!

EDIT: Btw, how do you bite holes in such a small cookie without breaking it?

MagicGamer
02-27-2008, 07:14 AM
10 at once?

dasNdanger
02-27-2008, 07:14 AM
this is like one of the most non-wierd posts you've ever posted.
...is there a full moon out tonight?

:mistrust:

I post many, many sane comments...you must just naturally migrate to the weird ones... ;-)

das

JoeE
02-27-2008, 07:16 AM
In all seriousness, I'm going to have to try to eat a thin mint this way.

MAK15
02-27-2008, 07:16 AM
:mistrust:

I post many, many sane comments...you must just naturally migrate to the weird ones... ;-)

das

hmmm...yes, I suppose that makes sense.
or maybe it's your crazy stuff that's just more memorable.

dasNdanger
02-27-2008, 07:17 AM
:shock: Hot shit, I gotta try that. Thanks for the tip!

EDIT: Btw, how do you bite holes in such a small cookie without breaking it?

Oh, it's easy. The Thin Mints have bumpy edges - just nip off the tip of the bump (I try to make the bite as small as possible - but experiment to find what works best for you).

das

Jim.
02-27-2008, 07:19 AM
crushed on top of vanilla ice cream works too

JoeE
02-27-2008, 07:21 AM
You can also apparently do this with Keebler chocolate-covered fudge sticks and Kit-Kat bars.

dasNdanger
02-27-2008, 07:27 AM
hmmm...yes, I suppose that makes sense.
or maybe it's your crazy stuff that's just more memorable.


So, you're saying that my original post in this thread is less memorable than OMG!!! THE WRAITH ARE SO SEXY HAWT I JUST WANNA SEE ONE NAKED TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE REALLY GREEN ALL OVER!!!!! :ecstatic:

????

:scared:


das

MAK15
02-27-2008, 07:28 AM
So, you're saying that my original post in this thread is less memorable than OMG!!! THE WRAITH ARE SO SEXY HAWT I JUST WANNA SEE ONE NAKED TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE REALLY GREEN ALL OVER!!!!! :ecstatic:

????

:scared:


das

:rofl:

dasNdanger
02-27-2008, 07:31 AM
:rofl:

Okay. So NOW we know what kinda crazy crap floats yer boat, too... ;-)

das

yeamon
02-27-2008, 07:54 AM
The past two days I've opened up a box of peanut butter patties (formerly hodowns), only to eat the whole damn box in one sitting.

They are awesome cookies. But the feelings of shame and guilt I experience are torture.

copypastepuke
02-27-2008, 07:54 AM
oh my god tim tams how i miss them so oh my god

copypastepuke
02-27-2008, 07:55 AM
:shock: Hot shit, I gotta try that. Thanks for the tip!

EDIT: Btw, how do you bite holes in such a small cookie without breaking it?nibbles!:lol:

adam_warlock_2099
02-27-2008, 08:05 AM
The past two days I've opened up a box of peanut butter patties (formerly hodowns), only to eat the whole damn box in one sitting.

They are awesome cookies. But the feelings of shame and guilt I experience are torture.

Eating any sugar at all, outside of the occasional Coke is torture for me. Unfortunatly, salty and greasy snacks are by no means any problem for me.

Gregory
02-27-2008, 08:16 AM
The correct answer is "Like Cookie Monster." You slap the cookies against your mouth and yell NOM NOM NOM.

GelfXIII
02-27-2008, 08:26 AM
Freeze 'em, bite two small holes on opposite sides, suck your coffee through the hole, and then pop the whole thing in your mouth and let it melt away. It's the Tim Tam Slam, only with Thin Mints, and it's marvelous!

das

That seems like a lot of work just to go into hypoglycemic shock.

Stark Raving
02-27-2008, 12:54 PM
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3440/cookiemagnetsamoasal3.jpg

Scotty
02-27-2008, 12:55 PM
Fail.

Best way to eat Girl Scouts' Thin Mints is either by themselves, because they are a food unto gods, or in the following manner:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_JS968MyDd7c/RggTytDOkmI/AAAAAAAAAFc/L8PaulAZTtM/s200/edy%27s+thin+mint+ice+cream.gif

Where do you find such a holy creation?

JoeE
02-27-2008, 12:57 PM
Thin Mint ice cream is OK, but not as good as you might expect. It would be better if the ice cream was vanilla instead of chocolate.

Ethan Van Sciver
02-27-2008, 12:57 PM
I prefer the Samoas!

JoeE
02-27-2008, 12:58 PM
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3440/cookiemagnetsamoasal3.jpg

Meh. Cookie? Good. Caramel? Good. Chocolate striping? Good! Coconut? BZZZZZT!

Ethan Van Sciver
02-27-2008, 12:59 PM
How can you not like coconut?

The Clone Ranger
02-27-2008, 12:59 PM
I prefer the Samoas!

There is room for both.

costello
02-27-2008, 01:00 PM
... out of an ass.

JoeE
02-27-2008, 01:01 PM
How can you not like coconut?

I can't stand the texture, plus I find it to be sickeningly sweet.

Ethan Van Sciver
02-27-2008, 01:03 PM
I can't stand the texture, plus I find it to be sickeningly sweet.

I'm not sure there's much of a flavor to coconut. It's very subtle. Texture is everything there.

JoeE
02-27-2008, 01:04 PM
I'm not sure there's much of a flavor to coconut. It's very subtle. Texture is everything there.

Really, you've never had a pina colada or coconut-flavored cold treat? The sweetness is overwhelming.

stevapalooza
02-27-2008, 01:50 PM
I prefer to eat them by the huge handful while my Twilek slave girl dances for my bloated amusement.

DAVE
02-27-2008, 01:53 PM
You should try them via supository!

adam_warlock_2099
02-27-2008, 01:56 PM
I prefer to eat them by the huge handful while my Twilek slave girl dances for my bloated amusement.

I had a dream about that once, but I was eating chili cheese fries.

stevapalooza
02-27-2008, 02:08 PM
I had a dream about that once, but I was eating chili cheese fries.

You'd obviously make a way better Hutt than me.

adam_warlock_2099
02-27-2008, 02:12 PM
You'd obviously make a way better Hutt than me.

Well that and crushing on Twileks when I saw Jedi for the first time. I thought, hey I maybe fat and gross, but I am also rich, ruthless, and get to lick on hot women that really are repulsed by me.

stevapalooza
02-27-2008, 04:05 PM
Well that and crushing on Twileks when I saw Jedi for the first time. I thought, hey I maybe fat and gross, but I am also rich, ruthless, and get to lick on hot women that really are repulsed by me.

Hehe yeah. I remember the first time I saw Jedi and Oola showed up. I thought "That's weird. I'm feeling a sensation I've never felt during a Star Wars movie." Up until then it had just been wookies and droids and stormtroopers. Now my little brain had to deal with big green boobs bouncing around and a strange tingling in my young loins. It was kind of distracting.

adam_warlock_2099
02-27-2008, 04:11 PM
Hehe yeah. I remember the first time I saw Jedi and Oola showed up. I thought "That's weird. I'm feeling a sensation I've never felt during a Star Wars movie." Up until then it had just been wookies and droids and stormtroopers. Now my little brain had to deal with big green boobs bouncing around and a strange tingling in my young loins. It was kind of distracting.

There's a force joke I want to make, but it's just too obvious. :)

But yeah, totally know what you mean.

Ryan Elliott
02-27-2008, 04:13 PM
Freeze 'em


There. That's where I stopped listening.






And then I had some thin mints.

dEnny!
02-27-2008, 05:37 PM
Freeze 'em, bite two small holes on opposite sides, suck your coffee through the hole, and then pop the whole thing in your mouth and let it melt away. It's the Tim Tam Slam, only with Thin Mints, and it's marvelous!

das

WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much work.

dEnny!
02-27-2008, 05:37 PM
... out of an ass.

Thinmintscotch stallion just doesn't have the same ring to it.