My Apartment is Infested with Koala Bears

[bradical]

cutest infestation ever.

[Dreaded Anomaly]

Koalas aren't bears! :mad:

[GrandeMaestro Fünke]

At least you won't have to go out for dinner for awhile.

[bradical]

if carrots got you high, rabbits would be fucked up.

[Marc Lombardi]

I'm lookin' for Zuzu Petals.

[FredC]

Don't let Neverwanderer know.

[ArttyG12]

when you turn on the lights, do koalas scatter? do you say "no, come back, let me hold you"?

[bradical]

i'm sick of following my dreams, man. i'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with em later.

[The Goddamn Schweitz!]

This thread is useless without pics.

[bradical]

when i was a boy, i lay in my twin size bed wondering where my brother was.

[RebootedCorpse]

This thread is useless without pics.

You can't photograph an acid flashback.

[Albert]

If the pizza was a pie chart representing "What would you do if you found a million dollars," the fucker gave me the 'give it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the KEEP IT!

[bradical]

i order the club sandwich all the time, and i'm not even a member.

[AAlgar]

I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut, man. I'll just give you the money and you give me the donut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this.

I just can't imagine a scenario where I'd have to prove I bought a donut. Some skeptical friend: "don't even act like I didn't get that donut! I got the paperwork right here."

"Oh wait. It's at home. In the file. Under 'D.'"

[Wagon]

"If you want to come talk to me after the show, I'll be... surprised."

[bradical]

do you have 3 settings? liar! my fan fucking lied to me.

[Georgie]

I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long!

[Ben]

Why yes, I would like to do more drugs and alcohol.

[bradical]

Why yes, I would like to do more drugs and alcohol.

i used to do drugs. i still do, but i used to, too.

[Magnum V.I.]

I like vending machines because snacks are better when they fall.

[bradical]

rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

[Georgie]

Yellow means go, green means slow down, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?

[Donal DeLay]

cuddly wuddly koala bears ... of DEATH!!?

Or just the normal kind of koala bear?

[Magnum V.I.]

This shirt is Dry Clean only which means it's dirty.

[Jew Mafia]

I'm lookin' for Zuzu Petals.

:thumb:

[Dylan]

Good thing you said Koalas because if you said Drop Bears I wouldn't believe you. They are not real.

[JoeE]

I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died.

[Wagon]

See, this CD is in stores. The only way I could get my last CD into a store was to take one in there and leave it. "Sir, you forgot this!" "No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it."

[Wagon]

I was walking by a dry cleaner at three a.m., and it said "Sorry, we're closed." You don't have to be sorry. It's three a.m., and you're a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna walk by at ten and say, "Hey, I walked by at three, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology. This jacket would be halfway done!"

[JoeE]

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like "Dude, you have to wait."

[PaleRider]

Tree-NO! Double Tree-Hell Yeah! Meeting adjurned!

[cmoney]

If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible.

[Ryudo]

I stubbed my toe!

'Ch!