Gears of War. Who's up for a few rounds?

[Magnum V.I.]

Hock wants to know if anyone wants to play Gears Right now.

So does anybody want to?

[Magnum V.I.]

Hock wants to know if anyone wants to play Gears Right now.

So does anybody want to?

Are Boners Awesome?

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Pfft. I've already moved on to Gears 2.

[Georgie]

god dammit, I just created a thread for this!!!

[Magnum V.I.]

god dammit, I just created a thread for this!!!

Hock told me to make it! :mad:

[Georgie]

Hock told me to make it! :mad:

I thought you said you couldn't, so I made one!!!

[Magnum V.I.]

I guess no one is :(

[Georgie]

I guess no one is :(

You're not even online yet!!!!!

[Magnum V.I.]

You're not even online yet!!!!!

Dude! Stairs!

[Ashwin Pande]

I gotta work. :(

[Whip]

T'was fun, as always. Especially watching someone boomshoot himself and like two of his team-mates into oblivion. XD

And sorry for killing you, Ginger Jew. :(

[paul brian deberry]

no one sent me an invite...

[Magnum V.I.]

T'was fun, as always. Especially watching someone boomshoot himself and like two of his team-mates into oblivion. XD

And sorry for killing you, Ginger Jew. :(

:( It was ok. It's not like it was on purpose......HOBO! :mad:

[Whip]

:( It was ok. It's not like it was on purpose......HOBO! :mad:

:lol:

I think Hobo and Moonbeard should always be on the same team.

[Magnum V.I.]

:lol:

I think Hobo and Moonbeard should always be on the same team.

That sounds fair. As long as Friendly Fire is on.

[Raphael J]

C'mon kids, who wants to play?

[Evan the Shaggy]

Are people on right now?

[Raphael J]

Are people on right now?

That's what this thread is for.

[Whip]

I'll play for a few...

[jason hissong]

and i find it kind of funny, i find it kind of sad.

[Whip]

DancingHobo83 hates women, ya'll.

[Lyfeforce]

Seriously. everyone's got a problem that plays this game. Hobo hates women AND he's a Hobo, Hock's Canadian, Joshzilla's cousin is TOO GOOD and I'm an asshole.

[JMP]

DancingHobo83 hates women, ya'll.

:surrend:

You're all just jealous of my.....uh......hatred?

[Magnum V.I.]

100% Woman Hater Hobo.

[JMP]

100% Woman Hater Hobo.

You're just lucky you're too dumb to understand what the big people are talking about :twisted:

[Magnum V.I.]

You're just lucky you're too dumb to understand what the big people are talking about :twisted:

:cry: but I can use big words too! Misogynist! :mad:

[JMP]

:cry: but I can use big words too! Misogynist! :mad:

No, hey, it's cute the way you can use dictionary.com, but it's not quite up the levels of everyone else.:no:

[Magnum V.I.]

No, hey, it's cute the way you can use dictionary.com, but it's not quite up the levels of everyone else.:no:

:( I want to be a big boy too. One day I can be as Condescending and Elitist as you.

[JoeE]

That was fun! I'm glad this game is getting a resurgence, since I didn't get to play multiplayer the first time around. I'm not comfortable playing with a complete misogynist, though.

Unfortunately, I'm moving over the next week so I won't be online until next weekend at the earliest.

[Whip]

That was fun! I'm glad this game is getting a resurgence, since I didn't get to play multiplayer the first time around. I'm not comfortable playing with a complete misogynist, though.

Unfortunately, I'm moving over the next week so I won't be online until next weekend at the earliest.


:lol:

[Magnum V.I.]

That was fun! I'm glad this game is getting a resurgence, since I didn't get to play multiplayer the first time around. I'm not comfortable playing with a complete misogynist, though.

Unfortunately, I'm moving over the next week so I won't be online until next weekend at the earliest.

Well, it is uncomfortable, but if he wasn't so damn good we'd never allow him to play.

[JMP]

I am not amused!!!


Also, who's playing tonight?

[Sackhead]

I am not amused!!!


Also, who's playing tonight?

:wave:

[Magnum V.I.]

:wave:

Finally!

[Sackhead]

Finally!

Sorry. I have class in Riverside on Thursday nights. Damn higher education keeping me from shotgun duels with Whip.

[Whip]

Sorry. I have class in Riverside on Thursday nights. Damn higher education keeping me from shotgun duels with Whip.

Yeehaw! :D

(As long as you don't have your magical shotgun.)

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I will be on later...I think...Is VI going to be around?

[JMP]

I will be on later...I think...Is VI going to be around?

I don't think VI ever has anywhere else to go

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I don't think VI ever has anywhere else to go

If he is, I want no part of it...I hate that guy!

[JMP]

If he is, I want no part of it...I hate that guy!

As do I, as do I

[Magnum V.I.]

I will be on later...I think...Is VI going to be around?


I don't think VI ever has anywhere else to go


If he is, I want no part of it...I hate that guy!


As do I, as do I

:cry: I'm on right now.

[Magnum V.I.]

So are we playing or what?

[Magnum V.I.]

Awww Man. :( I want to play people!

[JMP]

Yeah yeah, in a bit.

Calm down

[Ashwin Pande]

i'm up but i'm kinda tired. I woke up 5 hours ago (4am) and played Mass Effect for 3 hours. my eyes hurt.

[Magnum V.I.]

Yeah yeah, in a bit.

Calm down


:( I'd rather play now. Because I'll be jumping ship later to do Halo.


i'm up but i'm kinda tired. I woke up 5 hours ago (4am) and played Mass Effect for 3 hours. my eyes hurt.

Fine! QUEERMO! We don't want you to play with us! :miffed:

[Ashwin Pande]

:( I'd rather play now. Because I'll be jumping ship later to do Halo.



Fine! QUEERMO! We don't want you to play with us! :miffed:

FINE! Then I'm going to go and pass out while watching old south park episodes and drinking beer at 9 in the morning!

[Lyfeforce]

hmmm

[Magnum V.I.]

FINE! Then I'm going to go and pass out while watching old south park episodes and drinking beer at 9 in the morning!

You drink shitty beer anyway! :mad:

[JMP]

:( I'd rather play now. Because I'll be jumping ship later to do Halo.

Oh, well, if you're going to jump ship don't expect people to rally around you to play only a few games.

[Magnum V.I.]

Oh, well, if you're going to jump ship don't expect people to rally around you to play only a few games.

Yeah but at least when they play with me they don't have to deal with a Woman Hater.

[JMP]

Yeah but at least when they play with me they don't have to deal with a Woman Hater.

You're right, just a dumbass ;)

[Magnum V.I.]

You're right, just a dumbass ;)

hey just because I'm an annoying little shit who talks too much doesn't make me a dumbass! :(

[Sackhead]

C'mon children. I'm getting impatient.

[Magnum V.I.]

C'mon children. I'm getting impatient.

Hobo Says he doesn't want to play :(

[Sackhead]

Hobo Says he doesn't want to play :(

Well then. I've got two Netflix movies here that can be watched instead.

[Magnum V.I.]

:( Sorry I bailed guys but my friends back home got on first.

[Whip]

It's alright. :)


We should play Ultimate Alliance sometime this weekend! I'm tired of being killed by Hobo. :???:

[Magnum V.I.]

It's alright. :)


We should play Ultimate Alliance sometime this weekend! I'm tired of being killed by Hobo. :???:

I only Have Halo3 and gears :(

Being poor means no video games.

[Whip]

I only Have Halo3 and gears :(

Being poor means no video games.


>=\

[Magnum V.I.]

>=\

Hey! At least I don't hate women!

[Sackhead]

I'm tired of being killed by Hobo. :???:

Well, you can just start ranting and yelling at him and laugh when his voice climbs an octave as he tries to defend himself.

[Whip]

Well, you can just start ranting and yelling at him and laugh when his voice climbs an octave as he tries to defend himself.

I'm too busy going, "No...no..no!" or, "Run run run!" and then, "You gotta be kidding me..."

[Magnum V.I.]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/71825-title.jpg

[Whip]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/71825-title.jpg

Its actually Hock and Nacho that're chainsaw happy but... :lol: That's the general feeling. XD

[Sackhead]

Its actually Hock and Nacho that're chainsaw happy but... :lol: That's the general feeling. XD

I really swear you are the hardest one to hit with the shotgun. Always jumping around. Now I know how the bad guys feel when trying to get Spider-Man.

[Whip]

I really swear you are the hardest one to hit with the shotgun. Always jumping around. Now I know how the bad guys feel when trying to get Spider-Man.

I jump around because I get nervous, like a chihuahua. And then there's the whole thing with me sticking to the walls...even when I don't want to. Spider-Man it is...


Although Hobo doesn't seem to have much of a problem tagging me with a shotgun (or anything else). :mad:

[Ashwin Pande]

I jump around because I get nervous, like a chihuahua. And then there's the whole thing with me sticking to the walls...even when I don't want to. Spider-Man it is...


Although Hobo doesn't seem to have much of a problem tagging me with a shotgun (or anything else). :mad:

That ALWAYS happens to me! And then the guy keeps jumping from one cover point to another when I press A to dislodge him from there! That's so damn frustrating about this game.

[JMP]

I'm so glad I can amuse/piss off everyone so easily!

[Whip]

That ALWAYS happens to me! And then the guy keeps jumping from one cover point to another when I press A to dislodge him from there! That's so damn frustrating about this game.

Yeah. If there's a path between two walls, I'm pretty much stuck before I can get through the path without heading into the line of fire.

I hope they fix that in part 2...

[Hock]

Its actually Hock and Nacho that're chainsaw happy but... :lol: That's the general feeling. XD

I'm not chainsaw happy. :miffed: I only occasionally use it.

[Raphael J]

I'm not chainsaw happy. :miffed: I only occasionally use it.

You're a little chainsaw happy.

[Magnum V.I.]

So are we going to play tonight?

[Hock]

You're a little chainsaw happy.

I'm occasionally chainsaw happy. It's just fun to chainsaaw people sometimes. But I'm no more chainsaw happy then say... Hobo.

[Scotty]

Oh I'm totally Chainsaw happy

[Hock]

So are we going to play tonight?

How much have you had to drink?

[Magnum V.I.]

How much have you had to drink?

:)


Zero. I ran out of Gin last night for some reason.

[Raphael J]

I'm occasionally chainsaw happy. It's just fun to chainsaaw people sometimes. But I'm no more chainsaw happy then say... Hobo.

You're a little more chainsaw happy than Hobo, but not as chainsaw happy as Scotty or Stacy.

[Scotty]

:)


Zero. I ran out of Gin last night for some reason.

You should of gotten more.

[Raphael J]

You should of gotten more.

Don't encourage him, please.

[Magnum V.I.]

You should of gotten more.

No. Never again. Never ever ever again. I don't need to have another crying fit and drunken Rick Rolling.

[Sackhead]

No. Never again. Never ever ever again. I don't need to have another crying fit and drunken Rick Rolling.

Good grief? What did I miss last night?

[Magnum V.I.]

Good grief? What did I miss last night?

My greatest and Worst Moments on X-Box Live.


But mainly my worst.

[Scotty]

No. Never again. Never ever ever again. I don't need to have another crying fit and drunken Rick Rolling.

then you my friend should move to tequila.

[Magnum V.I.]

then you my friend should move to tequila.

Maybe i should.

[Sackhead]

My greatest and Worst Moments on X-Box Live.


But mainly my worst.

:(

In other news, I watched "Chinatown" today and thought of you. Let me know if you ever need a "Microchip" when you open your own PI business.

[Magnum V.I.]

:(

In other news, I watched "Chinatown" today and thought of you. Let me know if you ever need a "Microchip" when you open your own PI business.


I polished off the rest of my Gin and hilarity ensued up to a point.

Will do. :thumb:


I'm hopefully going to be getting on here in 30 minutes if anyone is up for a game or two.

[JMP]

I polished off the rest of my Gin and hilarity ensued up to a point.

"Up to a point" meaning, of course, after the second game right?

[Raphael J]

"Up to a point" meaning, of course, after the second game right?

That's being awful generous.

[Magnum V.I.]

"Up to a point" meaning, of course, after the second game right?

Probably. I don't remember much and I find it amazing that I actually joined the game again after being booted those 3 times. because I was so drunk I could barely read the screen.

[Scotty]

Maybe i should.

I've been known to enjoy fine tequila while playing some Gears of War

[Magnum V.I.]

I've been known to enjoy fine tequila while playing some Gears of War

I think i need to put a limit on how much liquor I can drink in one night. Beer is great though.

[Hock]

That's being awful generous.

yeah, I think "up to a point" would be when he was sending messages before he joined the game.

[Magnum V.I.]

yeah, I think "up to a point" would be when he was sending messages before he joined the game.

I take no responsibility for you guys inviting me to play several times.

[Scotty]

I think i need to put a limit on how much liquor I can drink in one night. Beer is great though.

It has it's moments but I don't think it belongs with fine gaming.

[Hock]

we going to play?

[Magnum V.I.]

we going to play?

Have to wait until my wife finishes her movie. It's almost over. 20 minutes maybe.

[Scotty]

What is she watching?

[Magnum V.I.]

What is she watching?

Jane Austen Book club.

It's over now. So I will be on.

[Ashwin Pande]

Sigh.. I have work to do.

I'm sorry to deprive you the pleasure of killing me while I fumble around hugging walls.

[Magnum V.I.]

Ok Hock. Get on man!

[Magnum V.I.]

God Damn Hobo!

[Ashwin Pande]

how long are you guys going to be playing for?

[Magnum V.I.]

how long are you guys going to be playing for?

:sad: We're done for the night dude. Sorry. :(

[Ashwin Pande]

:sad: We're done for the night dude. Sorry. :(

aww.. I was going to be free in 20 minutes..

Ah well.. Next time. :)

[Magnum V.I.]

aww.. I was going to be free in 20 minutes..

Ah well.. Next time. :)

Next time indeed. QUEERMO!

[Raphael J]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now.

[Magnum V.I.]

I think I'm going to pass tonight.

[Whip]

To play or not to play...

[Sackhead]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now.

You guys start too late on weeknights.. even for me in the pacific time zone.

[Raphael J]

Hock is a terrible 1 on 1 Gears player.

He said, and I am pretty much quoting, "5-4-3-2-1....gotchya!" Only, I wasn't there. I wasn't anywhere near him. And i ended up winning.

I have yet to be defeated by Hock in over what seems to be ten matches. This guy is terrible. And a douche. A terrible douche.

[Magnum V.I.]

Hock is a terrible 1 on 1 Gears player.

He said, and I am pretty much quoting, "5-4-3-2-1....gotchya!" Only, I wasn't there. I wasn't anywhere near him. And i ended up winning.

I have yet to be defeated by Hock in over what seems to be ten matches. This guy is terrible. And a douche. A terrible douche.

Sounds about right.

[Raphael J]

Well, we did one full rotation and Hock managed to win one. He won three! He says he's at least better than Village Idiot, but then again, that's not saying much. I guess Hock believes in the little victories.

And cock. He loves the cock. See. It rhymes with Hock. Hock on cock. Hock hops on cock. Hock loves cock.

[Ashwin Pande]

Any of you up for CoD 4 this weekend?

[Magnum V.I.]

Well, we did one full rotation and Hock managed to win one. He won three! He says he's at least better than Village Idiot, but then again, that's not saying much. I guess Hock believes in the little victories.

And cock. He loves the cock. See. It rhymes with Hock. Hock on cock. Hock hops on cock. Hock loves cock.

Well I suck at the game anyway. But I guess I can concede him being better than me.

[Hock]

Hock is a terrible 1 on 1 Gears player.

He said, and I am pretty much quoting, "5-4-3-2-1....gotchya!" Only, I wasn't there. I wasn't anywhere near him. And i ended up winning.

I have yet to be defeated by Hock in over what seems to be ten matches. This guy is terrible. And a douche. A terrible douche.

when I did that stupid thing I ended up winning that round fuck nut

[Raphael J]

when I did that stupid thing I ended up winning that round fuck nut

This is exactly what you said you'd do. He said he'd come on here and start lying, only I told him no one would believe him. He started off by saying he would tell everyone that it was I who didn't win any (but I told him, rightfully so, that no one would believe that). This then lessened and eventually he said he'd tell everyone that he won a few, but I won most of them. I guess he figured that was still not believable enough, so the lie had to change to what it is now.

Weak.

[Hock]

This is exactly what you said you'd do. He said he'd come on here and start lying, only I told him no one would believe him. He started off by saying he would tell everyone that it was I who didn't win any (but I told him, rightfully so, that no one would believe that). This then lessened and eventually he said he'd tell everyone that he won a few, but I won most of them. I guess he figured that was still not believable enough, so the lie had to change to what it is now.

Weak.

I didn't say that?

And I did win that round.

And I won like 35-40% of all rounds.

[Ashwin Pande]

Anyone up for a game of this or CoD 4 anytime within the next 4 hours?

[Magnum V.I.]

Anyone up for a game of this or CoD 4 anytime within the next 4 hours?

:( No.

I don't have the game. And I wanted to shoot you in the head too.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Hock is a terrible 1 on 1 Gears player.

He said, and I am pretty much quoting, "5-4-3-2-1....gotchya!" Only, I wasn't there. I wasn't anywhere near him. And i ended up winning.

I have yet to be defeated by Hock in over what seems to be ten matches. This guy is terrible. And a douche. A terrible douche.

:rofl:

[Ashwin Pande]

:( No.

I don't have the game. And I wanted to shoot you in the head too.

Don't have CoD 4 or your copy of Gears?

And ehh.. you can always shoot me in the head later.

[Magnum V.I.]

Don't have CoD 4 or your copy of Gears?

And ehh.. you can always shoot me in the head later.

I have Gears. Just never owned CoD 4. I borrowed it.

[Ashwin Pande]

I have Gears. Just never owned CoD 4. I borrowed it.

Ahh.

I kinda wish I'd borrowed it instead of buying it. It's wayyyyy too short.

Hell of a lot of fun though.

[Joshzilla]

It's true. Hock is a douche, eh.

[Magnum V.I.]

It's true. Hock is a douche, eh.

:Oops: I didn't get you int he doghouse did I Josh?

Also I'm sorry for whatever I said for those 2 hours. I remember none of it. And I'm pretty sure it's bad.

[Joshzilla]

:Oops: I didn't get you int he doghouse did I Josh?

Also I'm sorry for whatever I said for those 2 hours. I remember none of it. And I'm pretty sure it's bad.

:lol:

Dude, don't sweat it. If anybody's gonna land me in the doghouse, it's me. I can't name anything in particular that you said, but I know you were like a drunken MicroMachines dude.

S'all good.

[Magnum V.I.]

:lol:

Dude, don't sweat it. If anybody's gonna land me in the doghouse, it's me. I can't name anything in particular that you said, but I know you were like a drunken MicroMachines dude.

S'all good.

:lol: A drunken Micromachines dude? Fucking Awesome!

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

:Oops: I didn't get you int he doghouse did I Josh?

Also I'm sorry for whatever I said for those 2 hours. I remember none of it. And I'm pretty sure it's bad.


:lol:

Dude, don't sweat it. If anybody's gonna land me in the doghouse, it's me. I can't name anything in particular that you said, but I know you were like a drunken MicroMachines dude.

S'all good.

I'm really upset I missed this whole thing.

[Joshzilla]

:lol: A drunken Micromachines dude? Fucking Awesome!

I know!


I'm really upset I missed this whole thing.

I'm sure it'll never happen again. :scared:

[Magnum V.I.]

I'm really upset I missed this whole thing.

That's what you get for being a quitter!


I know!

I'm sure it'll never happen again. :scared:

I wish I videotaped myself. :(


I hope to god it doesn't. My wife is finally not mad at me from it.

[Joshzilla]

I wish I videotaped myself. :(


I hope to god it doesn't. My wife is finally not mad at me from it.

Oh man, what'd you do (to her)???

[Magnum V.I.]

Oh man, what'd you do (to her)???

Not so much the doing as the puke and loudness. But she was mad at me for a while.

[Joshzilla]

Not so much the doing as the puke and loudness. But she was mad at me for a while.

Oh, well that could've been so much worse.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I've been pretty sure there were times I did really embarassing shit playing with you guys when I was drunk, but I don't think it even comes close to what Josh did...You should do it again this Saturday.

[Joshzilla]

I've been pretty sure there were times I did really embarassing shit playing with you guys when I was drunk, but I don't think it even comes close to what Josh did...You should do it again this Saturday.

I've never been drunk while playing.

[Magnum V.I.]

Oh, well that could've been so much worse.

Oh it really could have. I could have puked on the dog AND her.


I've been pretty sure there were times I did really embarassing shit playing with you guys when I was drunk, but I don't think it even comes close to what Josh did...You should do it again this Saturday.

I can't! I ran out of booze! As Joshzilla knows I drank 12 Shots of Bombay Sapphire! I told them all a hundred times!!

But I will get drunk again when I have a job.

[Joshzilla]

Oh it really could have. I could have puked on the dog AND her.


You puked on your dog???


:rofl:

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I've never been drunk while playing.

I highly recommend it. :lol:

[JMP]

I've never been drunk while playing.

:eek: Haha!

[Raphael J]

Village Idiot also thought I hated him. He made some weird comments and questions in my general direction.

I don't know why.

There was some crying too, I think.

[Joshzilla]

:eek: Haha!

:mistrust:

[Joshzilla]

Village Idiot also thought I hated him. He made some weird comments and questions in my general direction.

I don't know why.


Maybe because you're a douche-polished cunt.

[Raphael J]

Maybe because you're a douche-polished cunt.

Well sure, but none of you guys get all weird about it.

[Joshzilla]

Well sure, but none of you guys get all weird about it.

<---- Fur-lined dangly dick-cock.

[J. R. Scherer]

Hock is a terrible 1 on 1 Gears player.

He said, and I am pretty much quoting, "5-4-3-2-1....gotchya!" Only, I wasn't there. I wasn't anywhere near him. And i ended up winning.

I have yet to be defeated by Hock in over what seems to be ten matches. This guy is terrible. And a douche. A terrible douche.

Hmm... I wonder who was hosting...? ;)

[Raphael J]

Hmm... I wonder who was hosting...? ;)

He was.

Jerk.

Jerk Randy Scherer.

[Georgie]

Fuck, I'm still mad at myself for being to sick to play...

[Whip]

Hmm... I wonder who was hosting...? ;)

HOST ADVANTAGE.

[Joshzilla]

Fuck, I'm still mad at myself for being to sick to play...

I'm so angry with your poor spelling!

[jason hissong]

If I had xbox live I would play, even though I don't like Gears.

[Raphael J]

HOST ADVANTAGE.

RAPH ADVANTAGE!

[J. R. Scherer]

I've never been drunk while playing.
:rollout:

[Joshzilla]

:rollout:

:lol:

[J. R. Scherer]

HOST ADVANTAGE.

Shhh... They don't believe in that in these here parts...

:shifty:

[JMP]

Village Idiot also thought I hated him. He made some weird comments and questions in my general direction.

I don't know why.

There was some crying too, I think.

I uh....I may have told him that you hated him.

Josh and Stacy hate him too, as far as he knows.

[Joshzilla]

I uh....I may have told him that you hated him.

Josh and Stacy hate him too, as far as he knows.

Deja vu?

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I uh....I may have told him that you hated him.

Josh and Stacy hate him too, as far as he knows.

:rofl:

[Lyfeforce]

Deja vu?

You know, I'm so pissed I missed this.

[J. R. Scherer]

He was.

Jerk.

Jerk Randy Scherer.

Then Hock is clearly a sucky cock-loving douche.



I'm so angry with your poor spelling!

It's more of a word usage issue than spelling, actually. Of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage.

[Raphael J]

I uh....I may have told him that you hated him.

Josh and Stacy hate him too, as far as he knows.

I never said that I didn't hate him.

And I did say I had him on ignore.

And on mute.

...

He asked me why I hated him a lot. And if I really had him on ignore. And if I'd hang out with him if he met me at a con.

It really was a level twelve drunken meltdown.

[Raphael J]

Then Hock is clearly a sucky cock-loving douche.

That's what I'm saying!

[JMP]

Deja vu?

For him it is.

You guys are ruining my plan!

[Joshzilla]

It's more of a word usage issue than spelling, actually. Of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage.

We can't all be creative enough to invent video game quagmires the size of Host Advantage.

[Raphael J]

We can't all be creative enough to invent video game quagmires the size of Host Advantage.

:lol:

[JMP]

I never said that I didn't hate him.

And I did say I had him on ignore.

And on mute.

...

He asked me why I hated him a lot. And if I really had him on ignore. And if I'd hang out with him if he met me at a con.

It really was a level twelve drunken meltdown.

Yeah, he started crying when he was pleading for me to hang out with him at a Con.

[J. R. Scherer]

I sold GoW to finance my purchase of The Orange Box.

Youse guys all needs to play some Team Fortress 2 wif me. :miffed:

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Watch, I'll end up playing with you guys Saturday night, and it's going to be boring.

[Raphael J]

Yeah, he started crying when he was pleading for me to hang out with him at a Con.

I think he cried when he asked me why I hated him.

I remember after the game, a couple of us wondering if he killed himself or something. It was that bad.

[Whip]

Watch, I'll end up playing with you guys Saturday night, and it's going to be boring.

It'll be your fault. :-?

[Raphael J]

Watch, I'll end up playing with you guys Saturday night, and it's going to be boring.

I wonder whose fault that'll be.

:x

[Lyfeforce]

I wonder whose fault that'll be.

:x

yours, you repeating team killing so-and-so.

:heart:

[Whip]

I wonder whose fault that'll be.

:x

:lol:

[Raphael J]

:lol:

Is thatguyfromsyracuse the new Village Idiot?

[JMP]

I think he cried when he asked me why I hated him.

I remember after the game, a couple of us wondering if he killed himself or something. It was that bad.

Sadly, I remember talking about it DURING the game too.

"That guy is going to kill himself." - Raph

[Raphael J]

yours, you repeating team killing so-and-so.

:heart:

When I do it, it's facetious, endearing, and loveable.

When others do it, it's mean-spirited and dickish. People who kill their teammates who are me or people who are helpful when playing with are douche bags.

[J. R. Scherer]

We can't all be creative enough to invent video game quagmires the size of Host Advantage.

I hate you! I hate you, and I hate your ass face!

[Whip]

Is thatguyfromsyracuse the new Village Idiot?

I dunno. Don't ask me. I just get killed all the time. Especially last. And especially by Hobo. :-?

[Joshzilla]

Yeah, he started crying when he was pleading for me to hang out with him at a Con.

I'm begging you not to hang out with me at a Con. Just to keep the universe in balance.


I sold GoW to finance my purchase of The Orange Box.

Youse guys all needs to play some Team Fortress 2 wif me. :miffed:

I'd be up for it sometime.


Watch, I'll end up playing with you guys Saturday night, and it's going to be boring.

*makes notes*


I think he cried when he asked me why I hated him.

I remember after the game, a couple of us wondering if he killed himself or something. It was that bad.

We played damn late.

[Lyfeforce]

When I do it, it's facetious, endearing, and loveable.

When others do it, it's mean-spirited and dickish. People who kill their teammates who are me or people who are helpful when playing with are douche bags.

unless its josh. then it's just fun.

[Raphael J]

Sadly, I remember talking about it DURING the game too.

"That guy is going to kill himself." - Raph

I distinctly recall someone laughing about that. It definitely helped break the ice.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

It'll be your fault. :-?


I wonder whose fault that'll be.

:x

FINE! I don't like you people anyway! I'll go play Burnout Paradise with the cool kids!!

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I distinctly recall someone laughing about that. It definitely helped break the ice.

Poor Josh...I wish I was there to laugh at him.

[Joshzilla]

Sadly, I remember talking about it DURING the game too.

"That guy is going to kill himself." - Raph

You forgot the maniacal laughter.


When I do it, it's facetious, endearing, and loveable.

When others do it, it's mean-spirited and dickish. People who kill their teammates who are me or people who are helpful when playing with are douche bags.




I hate you! I hate you, and I hate your ass face!

Don't be hatin'.

[J. R. Scherer]

unless its josh. then it's just fun.

QFT

[JMP]

unless its josh. then it's just fun.

I agree, about all Josh's, including me.

When I do it, it's funny, especially when I kill Hock and he says "No, don't kill me!" and then he's gone.

[J. R. Scherer]

I distinctly recall someone laughing about that. It definitely helped break the ice.

If I were there I would totally laugh.

[Lyfeforce]

If I were there I would totally laugh.

Yeah... but to be fair, we do expect that from you, monsterman.

[Raphael J]

I dunno. Don't ask me. I just get killed all the time. Especially last. And especially by Hobo. :-?

The gap between Hobo and everyone else is slimming. Slowly, but it is slimming.


I'm begging you not to hang out with me at a Con. Just to keep the universe in balance.

We played damn late.

Would that make you two Joshii? Would you combine to form a giant dickface?

And yes, we really did. And, yet, Village Idiot managed to be really sad and mopey and cry-y for a long, long time.

[Lyfeforce]

I agree, about all Josh's, including me.

When I do it, it's funny, especially when I kill Hock and he says "No, don't kill me!" and then he's gone.

that was the only time I committed suicide in that game. And damn if it wasn't funny.

[Raphael J]

FINE! I don't like you people anyway! I'll go play Burnout Paradise with the cool kids!!

I'm okay with that.


I agree, about all Josh's, including me.

When I do it, it's funny, especially when I kill Hock and he says "No, don't kill me!" and then he's gone.

Killing Hock is always fun. Because he always knows it's coming. And he can rarely do anything to stop it.

[Joshzilla]

And yes, we really did. And, yet, Village Idiot managed to be really sad and mopey and cry-y for a long, long time.

There was a dude with a freakin' giant wrench at work yesterday. I asked him if it was part of a comical plumber costume. He just sort of looked at me and moved the tobacco in his mouth around and then walked off.

[Joshzilla]

I think I have dual personalities on Gears. Sometimes I'm really bad and sometimes I'm retard strong.

[JMP]

Killing Hock is always fun. Because he always knows it's coming. And he can rarely do anything to stop it.

And yet, even when he knows it's coming, he tries to plea his way out of it. He doesn't fire back, he just runs away saying "Stop shooting me!" But that just makes me want to kill him more.

[Lyfeforce]

I think I have dual personalities on Gears. Sometimes I'm really bad and sometimes I'm retard strong.

Please don't bring melvin into this, please :lol:

[J. R. Scherer]

I'm begging you not to hang out with me at a Con. Just to keep the universe in balance.

C'mon, Josh, you don't have to beg anyone for that. I mean, seriously...



Yeah... but to be fair, we do expect that from you, monsterman.

Wha-what...!? :innocent:

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I'm okay with that.




:cry: <---like Josh

[JMP]

I think I have dual personalities on Gears. Sometimes I'm really bad and sometimes I'm retard strong.

This must be before I get online because I don't remember the last time it happened.

[Raphael J]

And yet, even when he knows it's coming, he tries to plea his way out of it. He doesn't fire back, he just runs away saying "Stop shooting me!" But that just makes me want to kill him more.

It was less pleaing and mostly begging. And then, the very next game, he tries to go after you only to die. Or get downed and get all angry and throw expletives at you.


Please don't bring melvin into this, please :lol:

Oh god, I had forgotten all about that. Thanks for bringing it up jackass.

:x

[Joshzilla]

And yet, even when he knows it's coming, he tries to plea his way out of it. He doesn't fire back, he just runs away saying "Stop shooting me!" But that just makes me want to kill him more.

His yelling is kind of like he's just talking closer to the mic.


Please don't bring melvin into this, please :lol:

I miss Melvin.

[Raphael J]

This must be before I get online because I don't remember the last time it happened.

:lol:

Poor, hackish Melvin.


:cry: <---like Josh

Is your name Josh too? Because that could be the reason I hate you.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

:lol:

Poor, hackish Melvin.



Is your name Josh too? Because that could be the reason I hate you.

No, Josh is a lame name...My brothers name is Josh.

[Lyfeforce]

Oh god, I had forgotten all about that. Thanks for bringing it up jackass.

:x

Oh c'mon. Melvin's a hoot. it's either that or "I gotta go make a drink" and leave for 45 minutes Josh.

[Joshzilla]

Oh c'mon. Melvin's a hoot. it's either that or "I gotta go make a drink" and leave for 45 minutes Josh.

...there's stairs involved!

[Raphael J]

...there's stairs involved!

So...understanding the obstacle known as stairs eludes you?

[Lyfeforce]

...there's stairs involved!

izzat supposed to make it worse or better, drinkie?

(oh yeah, drinkie. I have room to talk)

[JMP]

Poor, hackish Melvin.

I wish I could have tried my skills against Melvin.

[Lyfeforce]

I wish I could have tried my skills against Melvin.

don't poke the Tiger.

[Joshzilla]

So...understanding the obstacle known as stairs eludes you?

Two flights of the bastards!


I wish I could have tried my skills against Melvin.

And so you shall.

[Lyfeforce]

And so you shall.

I call team Not Melvin.

[JMP]

Two flights of the bastards!



And so you shall.

I call Host :scared:

[Raphael J]

I call team Not Melvin.

I'm with Melvin.

[Lyfeforce]

I'm with Melvin.

is friendly fire on or off?

[J. R. Scherer]

I call team Not Melvin.

Is that the same as 'No Stoshes Allowed"?

'Cuz that team seriously rocks, yo.

[Lyfeforce]

Is that the same as 'No Stoshes Allowed"?

'Cuz that team seriously rocks, yo.

preeeeeeeeeeety much.

[JMP]

I'll be on Lyfeforce's team, and I won't even kill him!

[Raphael J]

is friendly fire on or off?

It has to be on.

[Lyfeforce]

I'll be on Lyfeforce's team, and I won't even kill him!
this oughta be good.

It has to be on.
then you have fun sitting the special, magicbread.

[JMP]

this oughta be good.

then you have fun sitting the special, magicbread.

Well not on purpose anyway.

I've accidentally killed people, but only because they're standing in my way while I'm firing at an enemy.

[Georgie]

I'm not gonna touch the talk of Friendly Fire.

Especially sniping teammates...

[Magnum V.I.]

You puked on your dog???


:rofl:


No! but my dog did help himself to my puke.


Village Idiot also thought I hated him. He made some weird comments and questions in my general direction.

I don't know why.

There was some crying too, I think.

I might have called you an Arab. I'm not quite certain.



I uh....I may have told him that you hated him.

Josh and Stacy hate him too, as far as he knows.

You did say he hated me! A Lot!

You know, I'm so pissed I missed this.

One day maybe Hock can melt down and you'll be on.


I never said that I didn't hate him.

And I did say I had him on ignore.

And on mute.

...

He asked me why I hated him a lot. And if I really had him on ignore. And if I'd hang out with him if he met me at a con.

It really was a level twelve drunken meltdown.


It was pretty epic for me.


For him it is.

You guys are ruining my plan!

:mad: Quiet You!


Yeah, he started crying when he was pleading for me to hang out with him at a Con.

But would you have sex with me too?


I think he cried when he asked me why I hated him.

I remember after the game, a couple of us wondering if he killed himself or something. It was that bad.

But you do hate me :(


Is thatguyfromsyracuse the new Village Idiot?

He wishes.


Sadly, I remember talking about it DURING the game too.

"That guy is going to kill himself." - Raph

:( That's not very nice.


Poor Josh...I wish I was there to laugh at him.

:mad: I'll laugh at you!!



And yes, we really did. And, yet, Village Idiot managed to be really sad and mopey and cry-y for a long, long time.

:( I thought I was singing too! A lot! Or maybe that was in between the crying.


:cry: <---like Josh

No...That emoticon doesn't even encompass half of it. I do remember laughing and crying at the same time.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

No...That emoticon doesn't even encompass half of it. I do remember laughing and crying at the same time.

Like Charlie when he was on steroids? Because that's how I imagine it and it gives me giggles.

[Joshzilla]

Like Charlie when he was on steroids? Because that's how I imagine it and it gives me giggles.

:heart:

[Magnum V.I.]

Like Charlie when he was on steroids? Because that's how I imagine it and it gives me giggles.

I think that's a very accurate description. And I regret saying to you I liked Charlie a lot and thought he was awesome. :(

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

:heart:

Awwww....

I think that's a very accurate description. And I regret saying to you I liked Charlie a lot and thought he was awesome. :(

Dude, you've been using a lot of sad faces when I've talked to you lately. I don't like it. Knock it the fuck off.

[JMP]

Dude, you've been using a lot of sad faces when I've talked to you lately. I don't like it. Knock it the fuck off.

I know, right?

No wonder he was crying

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I know, right?

No wonder he was crying

I talk to him on here, sad faces. I talk to him on IM, fucking sad faces. If I could, I'd kick him in the dick.

[JMP]

I talk to him on here, sad faces. I talk to him on IM, fucking sad faces. If I could, I'd kick him in the dick.

I would have happy faces if you did that

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I would have happy faces if you did that

Are...Are you coming on to me?








We'll talk later.

[Magnum V.I.]

Awwww....


Dude, you've been using a lot of sad faces when I've talked to you lately. I don't like it. Knock it the fuck off.


I know, right?

No wonder he was crying


I talk to him on here, sad faces. I talk to him on IM, fucking sad faces. If I could, I'd kick him in the dick.


I would have happy faces if you did that


Are...Are you coming on to me?








We'll talk later.

:sad:

[Joshzilla]

:sad:

Am I doing it right?

[Magnum V.I.]

Are we doing this tonight?

[Magnum V.I.]

everybody Geared out tonight?

[Ashwin Pande]

I gotta go to work. I'm up for it tomorrow.

[Magnum V.I.]

I gotta go to work. I'm up for it tomorrow.

Quit! You don't need to be Tech Support anymore!

[Magnum V.I.]

Nobody, Nobody wants to play?

[Ashwin Pande]

Quit! You don't need to be Tech Support anymore!

I guess. At least I have my convenience store to fall back upon. And if that fails I can always go back to driving a taxi in Manhattan.

[Magnum V.I.]

I guess. At least I have my convenience store to fall back upon. And if that fails I can always go back to driving a taxi in Manhattan.

Or Owning a Hotel. Never forget that option. Patel's Hotel!

[Magnum V.I.]

:( so no one wants to play at all?


:cry:

I'll do frowny faces all night!

[Ashwin Pande]

Or Owning a Hotel. Never forget that option. Patel's Hotel!

There's that Sikh hotel guy... he's a huge financier to Clinton's campaign...

I don't remember his name...

He married some supermodel.

[Magnum V.I.]

There's that Sikh hotel guy... he's a huge financier to Clinton's campaign...

I don't remember his name...

He married some supermodel.

Sammy Hagar?

[Ashwin Pande]

Sammy Hagar?

Mmmmmmmaaaaybe.

[Magnum V.I.]

So seriously? No gears tonight?

[Hock]

I suppose I could ply, but we'd need more people.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I just wanted to let you guys know I wont be playing Gears tonight, because I'm going to sleep right now...And cue :sad: from Josh in 3...2...1....

[Magnum V.I.]

I just wanted to let you guys know I wont be playing Gears tonight, because I'm going to sleep right now...And cue :sad: from Josh in 3...2...1....

40 Minutes Later yay! :(

[Ashwin Pande]

i tried playing CoD 4 with a friend of mine in the states but it wouldn't fucking work

Now I'm late for my job... and couldn't play CoD 4 online

I am pissed.

[Joshzilla]

I'll probably be on Gears around midnight-ish EST.

[JMP]

I'll probably be on Gears around midnight-ish EST.

Good for you

[Magnum V.I.]

Good for you

I won't be on tonight! :mad: