Gears of War. Who's up for a few rounds?

[Raphael J]

I'll probably be on Gears around midnight-ish EST.

You should probably hop on a little early and practice before you start sending out invites/join a game.

[Joshzilla]

Good for you

Hey thanks, chum.


You should probably hop on a little early and practice before you start sending out invites/join a game.
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[JMP]

Hey thanks, chum.


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Just be careful when playing with Hock.

He was PMSing the other night when we were making fun of him.

[Joshzilla]

Just be careful when playing with Hock.

He was PMSing the other night when we were making fun of him.

Oh the game or on here? I don't remember making fun of him, but I'm sure I did.

[Raphael J]

Hey thanks, chum.


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Clever. I'm glad the internet could find a comeback for you.

And JMP is right. Hock was a little bitchy the other night.

[Joshzilla]

Clever. I'm glad the internet could find a comeback for you.

And JMP is right. Hock was a little bitchy the other night.

I'm sure all this will help tremendously.

[Raphael J]

Oh the game or on here? I don't remember making fun of him, but I'm sure I did.

You weren't there jackass. Not everything is about you.

[Joshzilla]

You weren't there jackass. Not everything is about you.

I hope your dick falls off.

[JMP]

I'm sure all this will help tremendously.

No, I'm sure this will just piss him off further.

Just try not to make fun of his lack of skill too much. Or team kill him. Those two things seem to annoy him the most.

[Joshzilla]

No, I'm sure this will just piss him off further.

Just try not to make fun of his lack of skill too much. Or team kill him. Those two things seem to annoy him the most.

I can just kill Raph extra then, right?

[Raphael J]

I hope your dick falls off.

That's a weird thing to hope for.


No, I'm sure this will just piss him off further.

Just try not to make fun of his lack of skill too much. Or team kill him. Those two things seem to annoy him the most.

Or kill him if he's on the other team.

Or shoot at him.

Just ignore him and if he comes up to you, stop moving and take the hit like a man. It's the only way he'll get a kill anyway.

[JMP]

Just ignore him and if he comes up to you, stop moving and take the hit like a man. It's the only way he'll get a kill anyway.

Even then it's not guaranteed the way he's been playing recently.

But now he'll read this and yell at me some more. Go Hock :roll:

:)

[Magnum V.I.]

Or just belittle Hock when I decimate him. Because really, If I kill you that's a badge of shame. And i killed him a lot.

[JMP]

So who's up for a few rounds tonight?

I'll start up a game around 10pm EST. with Friendly Fire turned OFF (I think we've all pissed Hock off enough)

[Magnum V.I.]

So who's up for a few rounds tonight?

I'll start up a game around 10pm EST. with Friendly Fire turned OFF (I think we've all pissed Hock off enough)

I'll play with you Nancy. But call me fucking Sasha and i will mute you for 3 games. Don't make me the punching bag tonight unless you talk about my shitty playing or my fatness.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I'll play with you Nancy. But call me fucking Sasha and i will mute you for 3 games. Don't make me the punching bag tonight unless you talk about my shitty playing or my fatness.

Quit being a sissy!

[Magnum V.I.]

Quit being a sissy!

I will murder you. ZvP MAN! WHAT UP!??!!?!?

[Sackhead]

So who's up for a few rounds tonight?

I'll start up a game around 10pm EST. with Friendly Fire turned OFF (I think we've all pissed Hock off enough)

Good thing I got my solitary cathartic team kill in last night then.

[Magnum V.I.]

Good thing I got my solitary cathartic team kill in last night then.

:lol:

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I will murder you. ZvP MAN! WHAT UP!??!!?!?

Drinking, getting ready to play...Burnout...

[Joshzilla]

I'll be on in a while.

[Sackhead]

Need more players.

[Ashwin Pande]

I can be on in 5-10 minutes

[Ashwin Pande]

bah.. my internet connection crapped out AND my controller batteries died at the same time.

I gotta go get new batteries now. Thanks for the game though.

[Magnum V.I.]

How long is everyone playing?

Just needed a breather.

[Sackhead]

bah.. my internet connection crapped out AND my controller batteries died at the same time.

I gotta go get new batteries now. Thanks for the game though.

That's why I love my rechargable battery pack.

[Magnum V.I.]

That's why I love my rechargable battery pack.

it lets you pee into her back port.

[Sackhead]

it lets you pee into her back port.

Come to San Diego this year and we'll see whose butt gets peed into.

[Magnum V.I.]

Come to San Diego this year and we'll see whose butt gets peed into.

That sounds real dirty. I'm game.

[Sackhead]

That sounds real dirty. I'm game.

Seriously, check flight tickets if you can. Otherwise, I'll end up not going at all.

[Magnum V.I.]

Seriously, check flight tickets if you can. Otherwise, I'll end up not going at all.

:) I'll check it out. But no promises just because I have no idea how my work schedule will be.

[JMP]

Get a room you two!

Oh wait, that's what you're trying to work out right now. Sorry.

[Magnum V.I.]

Get a room you two!

Oh wait, that's what you're trying to work out right now. Sorry.

Your just jealous you won't get my romantic pee.

[Georgie]

Game on tonight?!

[Magnum V.I.]

I don't know. This will be my last week of playing for a few months probably.

[Joshzilla]

I don't know. This will be my last week of playing for a few months probably.

Por que?

[Magnum V.I.]

Por que?

I finally start my new Job Monday. For the first couple of months they told me I'd be working up to 60 hours a week. So that's just a liberal estimate of how long I'll be offline. Once I get the job down and the work load under control I should be able to sneak online for my days off.

[Joshzilla]

I finally start my new Job Monday. For the first couple of months they told me I'd be working up to 60 hours a week. So that's just a liberal estimate of how long I'll be offline. Once I get the job down and the work load under control I should be able to sneak online for my days off.

Sweet. What's the gig?

[Magnum V.I.]

Sweet. What's the gig?

Private investigator. Mainly for Workman's comp cases. I think that might be the sole thing I'd work on. Company seems to be focusing on that aspect of P.I.'ing. Salary job, Gas 100% paid for +travel expenses. If anything happens to my car they pay half to get it fixed.

All in all a pretty sweet, if somewhat boring, job.

[Sackhead]

I finally start my new Job Monday.

:D


For the first couple of months they told me I'd be working up to 60 hours a week.

:-?


So that's just a liberal estimate of how long I'll be offline.

:cry:


Once I get the job down and the work load under control I should be able to sneak online for my days off.

8-)

[Raphael J]

I do believe I'm gonna be online tonight.

In case any of you schmoes wanna play.

[Joshzilla]

You bitches gonna be up for some games this weekend? I figure I'll be around.

[Georgie]

You bitches gonna be up for some games this weekend? I figure I'll be around.

I might be taking a roadtrip this weekend, but it's looking like it's going to fall through. So I'm on board for Saturday night.

[Joshzilla]

I might be taking a roadtrip this weekend, but it's looking like it's going to fall through. So I'm on board for Saturday night.

I'll almost definately be on tomorrow night. It's 50/50 on Saturday, but I'm gonna shoot somebody sometime!

[Whip]

I'll probably be on Saturday night. Sunday, I get Smash Bros. Brawl and it'll be a whiiiiiiiiiile... :)

[JMP]

I'll almost definately be on tomorrow night. It's 50/50 on Saturday, but I'm gonna shoot somebody sometime!

I feel really bad for your teammates then, because that's the only way you'll get a kill

[Joshzilla]

I feel really bad for your teammates then, because that's the only way you'll get a kill

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[JMP]

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Yeah yeah

I think I'm going to change my motto to "Damn you Hobo!"

[Magnum V.I.]

I'll be on for one last Hurrah before I start Employment life. And since I just dropped 800 bucks on a camera I need to do something fun.

[Sackhead]

I'll be on for one last Hurrah before I start Employment life. And since I just dropped 800 bucks on a camera I need to do something fun.

You should get drunk, too. :twisted:

[Magnum V.I.]

You should get drunk, too. :twisted:

No No No No No No No...well...If I can sneak some beer I will.

[Ashwin Pande]

are you guys playing right now?

[Joshzilla]

I'd say I'll be ready to play around maybe 10:30ish (EST). I dunno, maybe earlier but somewhere in that ballpark.

[Sackhead]

Look for me around 7:00pm PST.

[Sackhead]

Kenny Chesney... what a dick.

[Joshzilla]

Kenny Chesney... what a dick.

I know! I for real deal did challenge him to a fist fight but he pussed out.

[Sackhead]

I know! I for real deal did challenge him to a fist fight but he pussed out.

Maybe you just didn't yell into the microphone loud enough.


HELLO? CAN KENNY CHESNEY HEAR ME?

[Joshzilla]

Maybe you just didn't yell into the microphone loud enough.


HELLO? CAN KENNY CHESNEY HEAR ME?

He went to my college, I assure you that he hear me.

[JMP]

He went to my college, I assure you that he hear me.

"heard me" The correct sentence is "I assure you that he heard me"

[Joshzilla]

"heard me" The correct sentence is "I assure you that he heard me"

Do you wanna have as much vodka as I've had???

[Joshzilla]

Cellphones.

[Georgie]

Who is on for tonight? I just took a nap, I'm off tomorrow, I'm so fucking ready to blow up your faces!

[Sackhead]

Who is on for tonight? I just took a nap, I'm off tomorrow, I'm so fucking ready to blow up your faces!

Got myself a brand new headset, so I'll be back on tonight.

[Lyfeforce]

Cellphones.

CELL PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES11!

so... tonight when?

[Georgie]

CELL PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES11!

so... tonight when?

9:30 Eastern?

[JMP]

CELL PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES11!

so... tonight when?

I'll probably start a room around 9 EST if no one else has.

No Cellphones. :-?

[Lyfeforce]

9:30 Eastern?


I'll probably start a room around 9 EST if no one else has.

No Cellphones. :-?

9:30 ish then.

there will be cellphones.

[Georgie]

9:30 ish then.

there will be cellphones.

I ABANDONED MY CALL!

[Lyfeforce]

I ABANDONED MY CALL!

and thus, your duty.

[JMP]

9:30 ish then.

there will be cellphones.

:cry:

[Lyfeforce]

:cry:

oh like you're not going to shoot me a thousand times for every time I say it.

[Magnum V.I.]

As long as Melvin brings his Cell phone I'll be game.

[Magnum V.I.]

God Dammit Hobo start a room!

[JoeE]

Throw me up an invite, I should be able to play.

[Joshzilla]

I'm thinking of Hobo's mom's erotic sandpaper.



Headed to the bathroom...

[Magnum V.I.]

I'm thinking of Hobo's mom's erotic sandpaper.



Headed to the bathroom...

Her back hair is totally erotic sandpaper. Rough, but so sensual.

[Sackhead]

Her back hair is totally erotic sandpaper. Rough, but so sensual.

Make sure you pull out before you shoot.

Silverback.

[Joshzilla]

So is there gonna be any killin' this weekend?

[Ashwin Pande]

I was just playing this right now!

I love the single player campaign now. I hated it at first but today (after a month of buying the game) I discovered Active Reloads! Totally changes the dynamic of the gameplay. It's awesome fun now! I'm not dying every 30 seconds anymore!

[Raphael J]

So is there gonna be any killin' this weekend?

Not for the people who end up on your team.

[Joshzilla]

I was just playing this right now!

I love the single player campaign now. I hated it at first but today (after a month of buying the game) I discovered Active Reloads! Totally changes the dynamic of the gameplay. It's awesome fun now! I'm not dying every 30 seconds anymore!

:rock:


Not for the people who end up on your team.

Oh clever!

[Raphael J]

Oh clever!

Thanks schnookums.

[Joshzilla]

Thanks schnookums.

Anytime honeycheeks.

[Raphael J]

Anytime honeycheeks.

And people* accuse you of not being nice.

*you and mostly yourself.



**JR too. But that guy's a jerk. A big hairy jerk!



***Stacy, I guess. Sometimes.

[Joshzilla]

So...nothing?

[Lyfeforce]

don't know personally.

[JMP]

I'm sick so I won't be able to play as late as usual, but I just finished a week of midterms so I'm more than willing to chainsaw some chumps in celebration this weekend.

Just let me know and I'll start a room up or join you guys.

[Joshzilla]

I'm sick so I won't be able to play as late as usual, but I just finished a week of midterms so I'm more than willing to chainsaw some chumps in celebration this weekend.

Just let me know and I'll start a room up or join you guys.

You're sick??? :thumb:

Doesn't seem to be anybody else up for it tonight...so...I dunno.

[Raphael J]

So...nothing?

I'm sick too, so I don't know how late I'll be up. If you wanna start something, throw me an invite.

[JMP]

I'm sick too, so I don't know how late I'll be up. If you wanna start something, throw me an invite.

Yyyyyyyeah....sorry about that Raph. My fault :sad:

[Joshzilla]

Always use protection, kids.

[Raphael J]

Yyyyyyyeah....sorry about that Raph. My fault :sad:

Oddly enough, I don't blame you.

I blame the Shrimp fest.

Oh...the shrimp fest.

[Joshzilla]

Oddly enough, I don't blame you.

I blame the Shrimp fest.

Oh...the shrimp fest.

Red Lobster?

[JMP]

Room's up if anyone wants to join

[Joshzilla]

Gears in 10 or 15?

Edit: Okay, just saw Lil Josh's post. Be there shortly.

[Sackhead]

Be there in 10 minutes. Gotta eat something.

[Magnum V.I.]

I'm all for Gears tonight. Only night I'll be able to play for a while probably.

[Magnum V.I.]

The fuck man!

[Sackhead]

Happy Birthday Thumper.

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[Magnum V.I.]

Is this too young for you Hock?


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[Magnum V.I.]

http://www.wildnatureimages.com/Moose_Caribou_and_Elk.htm

Grab some Vaseline before you look at that Thumper.

[Matt Jay]

Are you people getting Dark Sector? Looks very Gears of War-ish with some new stuff.

[JMP]

Happy Birthday Thumper.

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Is this too young for you Hock?


http://www.chrisandjeanne.com/moose2.jpg


http://www.wildnatureimages.com/Moose_Caribou_and_Elk.htm

Grab some Vaseline before you look at that Thumper.

:surrend:

[Joshzilla]

http://www.mninter.net/~tudorvii/images/Dells.jpg

Dude, he's encroaching on your territory!

[Magnum V.I.]

http://www.mninter.net/~tudorvii/images/Dells.jpg

Dude, he's encroaching on your territory!

:lol:

Too bad we can't see his throbbing Maple Leaf.

[Magnum V.I.]

See Hock, this is the Gears Thread.