I didn't know today is friday

[JLTeichtman]

I am on these wonderful painkillers so I have an excuse. But damn It never been this bad. That I forget which day it is.

I've been home from work for almost two weeks with this and guess I forgot the day. wow this never happens to me.

Also anyone else here listen to music when posting and searching the internet?

[Joe Kalicki]

You start too many threads, new guy.

[Bill Nolan]

Not just Friday... SCI-FI FRIDAY!!!!!1!1!!! :rock:

[JLTeichtman]

You start too many threads, new guy.

Really? I wasn't aware ok thanks. I didn't know.

[Marc Lombardi]

Have you met Winston Wolf?

[Forrest]

Really? I wasn't aware ok thanks. I didn't know.

You cower too easily, new guy. (Joe's not a real cop he just plays one. :thumb:)

[JLTeichtman]

Have you met Winston Wolf?

Whats up with this question someone else asked if I am Winston Wolf before?

And if so is what is meeting him here on the internet going to do for you? I mean I could be Winston Wolf and I am just looking to come here and unwind because nothing goods on TV.

[Dreg]

I forgot it was a Lenten Friday. Ordered a breakfast sandwich with bacon, dammit.

[Joe Kalicki]

You cower too easily, new guy. (Joe's not a real cop he just plays one. :thumb:)

Come with me down to the station, sir.

Then we'll see who's a real cop. . .

I'll point them out to you when we get there.

[JLTeichtman]

You cower too easily, new guy. (Joe's not a real cop he just plays one. :thumb:)

Its just as I look around there is all this talk of people getting banned, and I am new and don't want to get banned.

[Marc Lombardi]

Whats up with this question someone else asked if I am Winston Wolf before?

And if so is what is meeting him here on the internet going to do for you? I mean I could be Winston Wolf and I am just looking to come here and unwind because nothing goods on TV.

You and he have a good bit in common (or so it appears). You would likely have lots to talk about together. Quite possibly by making alternating new threads to form the discussion.

He's a nice guy, too. Has a really hot boss. You don't mind body art, do you?

[JLTeichtman]

I forgot it was a Lenten Friday. Ordered a breakfast sandwich with bacon, dammit.

So you will only burn for all eternity in firey hell BUT thats only when you die. Live it up you only got this skin suit for a couple good years at best.

[Dreg]

So you will only burn for all eternity in firey hell BUT thats only when you die. Live it up you only got this skin suit for a couple good years at best.

And the more bacon I eat, the less good years I have left!

[Marc Lombardi]

So you will only burn for all eternity in firey hell BUT thats only when you die. Live it up you only got this skin suit for a couple good years at best.
Plus fiery hell has the best, crispiest bacon.

[Forrest]

Its just as I look around there is all this talk of people getting banned, and I am new and don't want to get banned.

:lol:

Seriously? You have to put fourth some sincere effort to get banned. Just be polite, don't post porn and listen to the mods. It seems like most people who get banned end up there because they want to get in a big online drama fight with mods after a warning/temporary suspension they could have easily obeyed.

[JLTeichtman]

You and he have a good bit in common (or so it appears). You would likely have lots to talk about together. Quite possibly by making alternating new threads to form the discussion.

He's a nice guy, too. Has a really hot boss. You don't mind body art, do you?

How does it appear so? What do you mean?


Talking is for wimps. I like to type all my communications, so I don't have think what does the other person think of my voice.

[Marc Lombardi]

I like to type all my communications, so I don't have think what does the other person think of my voice.
Why? Do you have a stutter, perhaps?

[MagicGamer]

Its just as I look around there is all this talk of people getting banned, and I am new and don't want to get banned.

Don't worry, you can't get banned for posting too many topics.

*kicks Joe* Bad police officer!! Bad!!

[JLTeichtman]

And the more bacon I eat, the less good years I have left!

Yeah but its all exponential number theory so one piece of bacon could be like 20 years depending on the fat percentage.

Ok now I'm just rambling meds are kicking in

[Forrest]

I am on these wonderful painkillers so I have an excuse. But damn It never been this bad. That I forget which day it is.


Ok now I'm just rambling meds are kicking in

Wait... is this a test? Did you want us to ask about your painkillers?

...OK.

JLTeichtman, are you doing OK?

[JLTeichtman]

Why? Do you have a stutter, perhaps?

No self conscience. A stutter would be cool because then you could spit on people whenever you wanted and then blame it on your stutter.

[Joe Kalicki]

I watched a movie about a guy with a stutter yesterday.

[JLTeichtman]

Wait... is this a test? Did you want us to ask about your painkillers?

...OK.

JLTeichtman, are you doing OK?

It wasn't intended so

[Kingsumo]

No self conscience. A stutter would be cool because then you could spit on people whenever you wanted and then blame it on your stutter.

Hahaha.. Outstanding!

I like you already

[Marc Lombardi]

No self conscience. A stutter would be cool because then you could spit on people whenever you wanted and then blame it on your stutter.
I went to high school with a guy named Chippy Undapantz. He had a stutter and would occasionally spew horseradish on unsuspecting teenage girls when het got overly excited.

[Joe Kalicki]

I went to high school with a guy named Chippy Undapantz. He had a stutter and would occasionally spew horseradish on unsuspecting teenage girls when het got overly excited.

I'm certain this is factual.

[Marc Lombardi]

I'm certain this is factual.
How certain, Officer Joe?

[Joe Kalicki]

How certain, Officer Joe?

Ninety Nine Point Nine Percent.

The other point one is because you've hurt me in the past.

[Forrest]

It wasn't intended so

Alright.

Careful with the painkillers, especially ones that make you forget the day of the week. Some can be quite evil and addictive, no joke.

[JLTeichtman]

Alright.

Careful with the painkillers, especially ones that make you forget the day of the week. Some can be quite evil and addictive, no joke.

Addiction great now another thing to worry about

[Donal DeLay]

Really? I wasn't aware ok thanks. I didn't know. 1. Welcome to the Benbo.
2. Start as many thread on as many topics as you want. You're not going to get banned for it unless you abuse posting (like 400 smilies in 3 new threads, or some shit)
3. You'll no doubt get the random asshole who feels the need to post www.blog.com in your thread JUST to be a jerk. Ignore it, because they'll post topics that don't interest you, too. And that means you can be a jerk back.
4. I listen to music via youtube music videos most of the time.

[Kingsumo]

Addiction great now another thing to worry about

Nah.. Don't worry so much. It gives you stress and gray hair, which leads to an early midlife crisis, which in turn will lead to banging some young blonde, which leads to pelvis injury.. which leads to painkiller abuse.

it's all a viscous circle. Jus sit back and have a drink.


Oh, and for the love of god, don't take people on here seriously.

[Forrest]

Addiction great now another thing to worry about

...

:mistrust:

Wait!

Are you Winston Wolf?

[JLTeichtman]

...

:mistrust:

Wait!

Are you Winston Wolf?

Ok Yes I am. And now?

[JLTeichtman]

1. Welcome to the Benbo.
2. Start as many thread on as many topics as you want. You're not going to get banned for it unless you abuse posting (like 400 smilies in 3 new threads, or some shit)
3. You'll no doubt get the random asshole who feels the need to post www.blog.com in your thread JUST to be a jerk. Ignore it, because they'll post topics that don't interest you, too. And that means you can be a jerk back.
4. I listen to music via youtube music videos most of the time.


What music you listening to?

[DaGetHighKnight]

Ok ill play... What kinda painkillers?

[Forrest]

Ok Yes I am. And now?

1) Give Village Idiot your myspace page.

2) Give everyone else a picture of your boss.

3) PM me a picture of your boss's tattoo.

4) Call your ex-TA and set something up for Sunday

[JLTeichtman]

Ok ill play... What kinda painkillers?

This wasn't my intention but I am taking two pills of pregabalin at 75mg a piece. And its gooood so goood.

[JLTeichtman]

1) Give Village Idiot your myspace page.

2) Give everyone else a picture of your boss.

3) PM me a picture of your boss's tattoo.

4) Take a couple xanax, go out and get laid

5) Call your ex-TA and set something up for Sunday


Answers:

1) I don't have a myspace page so can't give it out.

2) I don't have a picture of my boss.

3) My boss doesn't have a tattoo! I just know alright.

4) I took pregabalin amd I am lucky to be sitting here at my computer. Got me some last night does that count?

5) No human would ever want to have any sort of relation sexual or otherwise with the mutant that was my TA

[Forrest]

:p

Enough of this silliness!

[Donal DeLay]

What music you listening to? The Very Best of John Lee Hooker.

Just bought it today.

:D

[JLTeichtman]

The Very Best of John Lee Hooker.

Just bought it today.

:D


Thats cool but I meant what music video from youtube are you listening to?

[William Joseph Dunn]

Come with me down to the station, sir.

Then we'll see who's a real cop. . .

I'll point them out to you when we get there.

If he puts a plunger up your ass, hes a real cop.