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mike black
02-01-2008, 10:00 AM
(Inspired by finding out what the fuck Rule#34 is.)

Rule 1 : Used to ask for a picture of any person, usually female being described or talked about in a subject. "This thread is useless without pics."

Rule 3 : Sometimes credited as Furry Rule #3: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Rule 7 : Generally defined as "Don't take the piss." Often quoted as an in-joke, to someone making a foolish suggestion or just taking liberties.

Rule 8 : Tits or GTFO.

Rule 9 : Always carry a knife.

Rule 12 : Romance between coworkers never works out.

Rule 14 : Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win.

Rule 19 : A rule created in 1903 by Merrick Gjertson stating that there can only be one girl per internet.

Rule 21 : The rule that all numbers pertaining to a rule are completely and utterly random.

Rule 23 : Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Rule 24 : If it exists, people fear it. No exeptions.

Rule 26 : If something is a phrase, you can abbreviate it.

Rule 32 : An internet rule that states that if it can be said, it can be said with a picture .

Rule 33 : When in doubt it's a man. This internet rules applies to guessing the gender of a forum, chatroom, or instant messenger user.

Rule 34 : Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.
Rule 34-A : The rule stating that the invocation of rule 34 invalidates rule 34.

Rule 35 : An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made.

Rule 36 : If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.

Rule 63 : There is always a female version of a male character, no exceptions. In other words, every male persona or character from a video game, commic, manga, anime, etc. has been feminized by someone, somewhere on the internet. Such feminizations are usually in the form of an image macro or fanart.

Rule 76 : There is always a shemale version of a female character, NO exceptions.

Rule 84 : A commonly used rule stating that any one that does not play online walk in chat rooms like Habbo hotel has the right and authority to offend players of the game habbo or others.

Rule 88 : If it exists, there's a furry version of it.

Bryan H
02-01-2008, 10:01 AM
Apparently one and two are something like, "You do not talk about 4chan".

Because they're leet like that or something. I don't know, that whole place is sad.

mike black
02-01-2008, 10:02 AM
Apparently one and two are something like, "You do not talk about 4chan".

Because they're leet like that or something. I don't know, that whole place is sad.

Well, I was interested because I never knew "Thread is useless without pics" was rule 1. I now don't have to type as much.

NATE!
02-01-2008, 10:04 AM
1. Do not talk about /b/ (Only applies to raids.)
2. Do NOT talk about /b/ (Ebaums did it.) (All cancer will still be sent to Ebaums.)
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar—it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is a delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo/Ben.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS, thus making them "stingraids"). Also, there's some diabeetus in there.
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
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TheGibson
02-01-2008, 10:09 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rule_34.png

http://wetriffs.com/

jamestolliver
02-01-2008, 10:10 AM
There's also Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies which states "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

FredC
02-01-2008, 10:15 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rule_34.png


Yeah... I'm pretty sure you can't post that link.

Jerome Gibbons
02-01-2008, 10:19 AM
I found Rule 63 Chris Crocker (the leave Britney alone guy) a few weeks back. It was awesome and disturbing.

FredC
02-01-2008, 10:26 AM
I found Rule 63 Chris Crocker (the leave Britney alone guy) a few weeks back. It was awesome and disturbing.

Wait... that was a GUY!?

Jef UK
02-01-2008, 10:28 AM
Rule 3 : Sometimes credited as Furry Rule #3: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Fuck that. That's like those people who refuse to swim in the ocean. If the thrill counterweights the repercussions, do it.

Live fast, love hard, die with your boots on.

Jerome Gibbons
02-01-2008, 10:29 AM
Wait... that was a GUY!?

Not the one I found. Har har.

FredC
02-01-2008, 11:02 AM
Not the one I found. Har har.

I'm actually bein' serious. I thought that dude was a girl.

changingshades
02-01-2008, 11:48 AM
ahh 4chan

does your evil know no bounds?

Lanowar
02-01-2008, 02:50 PM
There's also Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies which states "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

Ah xkcd is there anything you don't know?

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/regarding_mussolini.png

joespam
02-01-2008, 03:15 PM
I'm actually bein' serious. I thought that dude was a girl.
You ain't alone. I had to be told as well.

mike black
02-01-2008, 03:15 PM
There's also Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies which states "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

Interestingly enough, as of May of last year, Mike Godwin is Wikipedia's lawyer.

Benjirino~!
02-01-2008, 05:38 PM
Came across these a while back and I'll say what I said then, the feminisation one is too true, I'll never be able to look at Galactus the same ever again.