mike black
02-01-2008, 10:00 AM
(Inspired by finding out what the fuck Rule#34 is.)
Rule 1 : Used to ask for a picture of any person, usually female being described or talked about in a subject. "This thread is useless without pics."
Rule 3 : Sometimes credited as Furry Rule #3: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Rule 7 : Generally defined as "Don't take the piss." Often quoted as an in-joke, to someone making a foolish suggestion or just taking liberties.
Rule 8 : Tits or GTFO.
Rule 9 : Always carry a knife.
Rule 12 : Romance between coworkers never works out.
Rule 14 : Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win.
Rule 19 : A rule created in 1903 by Merrick Gjertson stating that there can only be one girl per internet.
Rule 21 : The rule that all numbers pertaining to a rule are completely and utterly random.
Rule 23 : Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
Rule 24 : If it exists, people fear it. No exeptions.
Rule 26 : If something is a phrase, you can abbreviate it.
Rule 32 : An internet rule that states that if it can be said, it can be said with a picture .
Rule 33 : When in doubt it's a man. This internet rules applies to guessing the gender of a forum, chatroom, or instant messenger user.
Rule 34 : Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.
Rule 34-A : The rule stating that the invocation of rule 34 invalidates rule 34.
Rule 35 : An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made.
Rule 36 : If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.
Rule 63 : There is always a female version of a male character, no exceptions. In other words, every male persona or character from a video game, commic, manga, anime, etc. has been feminized by someone, somewhere on the internet. Such feminizations are usually in the form of an image macro or fanart.
Rule 76 : There is always a shemale version of a female character, NO exceptions.
Rule 84 : A commonly used rule stating that any one that does not play online walk in chat rooms like Habbo hotel has the right and authority to offend players of the game habbo or others.
Rule 88 : If it exists, there's a furry version of it.
Rule 1 : Used to ask for a picture of any person, usually female being described or talked about in a subject. "This thread is useless without pics."
Rule 3 : Sometimes credited as Furry Rule #3: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Rule 7 : Generally defined as "Don't take the piss." Often quoted as an in-joke, to someone making a foolish suggestion or just taking liberties.
Rule 8 : Tits or GTFO.
Rule 9 : Always carry a knife.
Rule 12 : Romance between coworkers never works out.
Rule 14 : Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win.
Rule 19 : A rule created in 1903 by Merrick Gjertson stating that there can only be one girl per internet.
Rule 21 : The rule that all numbers pertaining to a rule are completely and utterly random.
Rule 23 : Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
Rule 24 : If it exists, people fear it. No exeptions.
Rule 26 : If something is a phrase, you can abbreviate it.
Rule 32 : An internet rule that states that if it can be said, it can be said with a picture .
Rule 33 : When in doubt it's a man. This internet rules applies to guessing the gender of a forum, chatroom, or instant messenger user.
Rule 34 : Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.
Rule 34-A : The rule stating that the invocation of rule 34 invalidates rule 34.
Rule 35 : An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made.
Rule 36 : If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.
Rule 63 : There is always a female version of a male character, no exceptions. In other words, every male persona or character from a video game, commic, manga, anime, etc. has been feminized by someone, somewhere on the internet. Such feminizations are usually in the form of an image macro or fanart.
Rule 76 : There is always a shemale version of a female character, NO exceptions.
Rule 84 : A commonly used rule stating that any one that does not play online walk in chat rooms like Habbo hotel has the right and authority to offend players of the game habbo or others.
Rule 88 : If it exists, there's a furry version of it.