View Full Version : Dumbest scenes in great movies
FredC
05-29-2005, 05:33 PM
eh?
Jerome Gibbons
05-29-2005, 05:35 PM
*Clumsy Frankenstein walk*
"NOOOOOOOOOO"
AAlgar
05-29-2005, 05:36 PM
It's customary when starting a thread like this to provide the first example.
But I will go with the classic "Leia tongue kisses Luke" from Empire Strikes Back.
FredC
05-29-2005, 05:36 PM
*Clumsy Frankenstein walk*
"NOOOOOOOOOO"
Can't say I didn't see that coming. And droids talking in dumb voices that do not fit Star Wars at all, and are just stupid. That too.
Ben Rosen
05-29-2005, 05:43 PM
*Clumsy Frankenstein walk*
"NOOOOOOOOOO"
but...but he said great movies
andrew french
05-29-2005, 05:45 PM
goddam halle berry and her 'toad getting hit by lightning'
FredC
05-29-2005, 05:45 PM
but...but he said great movies
Some of us think it's great. I'd have to agree with him for the most part. I enjoyed it immensely.
AAlgar
05-29-2005, 05:45 PM
but...but he said great movies
QY
CapnChaos
05-29-2005, 05:49 PM
Not that I think it's a great movie, but...
Can you read my mind?
http://www.cancerianasemlar.blogger.com.br/CanYouReadMyMind.jpg
The Roman Candle
05-29-2005, 05:49 PM
'Want some chocolate cake?"
Movie Maker
05-29-2005, 05:56 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
batphone begins
05-29-2005, 05:56 PM
2 things
When the chick in Spidey 2 is like "...it's a web...GO SPIDEY GO!" that was so dumb and it only gets a cheap laugh from kids, or the stupid.
And when the lady with the violin shows up, just retarded and unecessary...not even funny
batphone begins
05-29-2005, 05:57 PM
'Want some chocolate cake?"
"And a glass of milk?" :monster:
Marc Lombardi
05-29-2005, 05:59 PM
Can I consider Godfather III the scene and Godfather I and II the movie? Because if you look at the trillogy as a whole, pretty much the entire third act sucked ass.
Also....
The Perfect Dozen Egg guy scene from Clerks
The fact that so many characters died in Gone With The Wind while falling off of a horse...seemingly more so than died while fighting in the Civil War.
And WORD to Capn Chaos. The "can you read my mind" spoken word crap didn't fit in Superman and could have been done way better.
The Roman Candle
05-29-2005, 05:59 PM
2 things
When the chick in Spidey 2 is like "...it's a web...GO SPIDEY GO!" that was so dumb and it only gets a cheap laugh from kids, or the stupid.
And when the lady with the violin shows up, just retarded and unecessary...not even funny
No way. The violin scene was freaking awesome and you know it. That's Oscar material, there.
FredC
05-29-2005, 06:01 PM
No way. The violin scene was freaking awesome and you know it. That's Oscar material, there.
Am I the only one who thought the "hey... Spider-Man stole that guy's pizza!" line is funny?
The Roman Candle
05-29-2005, 06:02 PM
Am I the only one who thought the "hey... Spider-Man stole that guy's pizza!" line is funny?
No, that shit was fucking comic gold! I laugh every god damn time.
Jonny Z
05-29-2005, 06:02 PM
QY
i feel like i can finally just sit back and watch without having to interfere any more... i love it
CapnChaos
05-29-2005, 06:04 PM
How about brilliant scenes in dumb movies? Because I'd like to nominate the rhino sequence in Ace Ventura 2 and Bill Murray's performance in Space Jam.
batphone begins
05-29-2005, 06:05 PM
Am I the only one who thought the "hey... Spider-Man stole that guy's pizza!" line is funny?
hahaha, Ashy Larry. i let THAT one slide. but the parts i mentioned ruin the movie for me and make me want to die. :D
CapnChaos
05-29-2005, 06:08 PM
hahaha, Ashy Larry. i let THAT one slide. but the parts i mentioned ruin the movie for me and make me want to die. :D
Fucking loved that line.
Captain Sensation
05-29-2005, 06:08 PM
2 things
When the chick in Spidey 2 is like "...it's a web...GO SPIDEY GO!" that was so dumb and it only gets a cheap laugh from kids, or the stupid.
I thought i was the only one in the world who was annoyed by that...the part where mj says "you cant get off if you cant get on" was pretty lame....but thats what happens when you have a bad actress...
batphone begins
05-29-2005, 06:12 PM
I thought i was the only one in the world who was annoyed by that...the part where mj says "you cant get off if you cant get on" was pretty lame....but thats what happens when you have a bad actress...
I don't rememeber her saying that. Man, when I think deeply about dunst as MJ, i want to cut my arm to the bone. Why couldn't they get a hot chick, and someone more enthusiastic as peter. But whatever, it's still cool to see spidey in movie form.
Jerome Gibbons
05-29-2005, 06:15 PM
I thought i was the only one in the world who was annoyed by that...the part where mj says "you cant get off if you cant get on" was pretty lame....but thats what happens when you have a bad actress...
:mistrust:
When does she say that?
Captain Sensation
05-29-2005, 06:17 PM
I don't rememeber her saying that. Man, when I think deeply about dunst as MJ, i want to cut my arm to the bone. Why couldn't they get a hot chick, and someone more enthusiastic as peter. But whatever, it's still cool to see spidey in movie form.
watch the movie again, youll see it, everyone in the theatre laughed the first time i saw it, as they took it as a semi sexual comment. its the part where they are walking after the play, and pete is talking to mj and she is about to tell him she is engaged...he starts spitting out the bad poetry lines i.e. "im not an empty seat anymore", "punch me i bleed", etc.
FredC
05-29-2005, 06:17 PM
:mistrust:
When does she say that?
Yeah, I don't remember it either...
stevapalooza
05-29-2005, 06:49 PM
That retarded musical number in Jabba's palace in episode VI special edition. What the frig was wrong with lapti nek???
Mister Mets
05-29-2005, 07:44 PM
The insensitive psychiatrist at the end of Psycho comes to mind.
David Aspmo
05-29-2005, 08:57 PM
And droids talking in dumb voices that do not fit Star Wars at all, and are just stupid. That too.
Huh?
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David Aspmo
Alasar
05-29-2005, 11:40 PM
The scene in the first Spider-Man film where Spidey rescues MJ from the Green Goblin at that party at Time's Square. It was when MJ asked Spidey who he was and he says that line "Just Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man" in a really cheesy way and webs away.
Oh, and the whole fucking film "Garfield: The Movie". That movie was REEAAALLY unfunny. :mad: That whole movie was dumb.
The Girl
05-29-2005, 11:43 PM
It's customary when starting a thread like this to provide the first example.
But I will go with the classic "Leia tongue kisses Luke" from Empire Strikes Back.
They didn't tongue kiss, though.
watch the movie again, youll see it, everyone in the theatre laughed the first time i saw it, as they took it as a semi sexual comment. its the part where they are walking after the play, and pete is talking to mj and she is about to tell him she is engaged...he starts spitting out the bad poetry lines i.e. "im not an empty seat anymore", "punch me i bleed", etc.
I actually thought the "punch me, I bleed" was way dumber than anything MJ ever said in either movie.
And while we're on the subject of Spider-Man, how come no one has mentioned the very Vader-like "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" by Doc Ock in the second movie? Just as cheesy.
batphone begins
05-29-2005, 11:52 PM
I actually thought the "punch me, I bleed" was way dumber than anything MJ ever said in either movie.
And while we're on the subject of Spider-Man, how come no one has mentioned the very Vader-like "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" by Doc Ock in the second movie? Just as cheesy.
That's cuz he was feeling the strain from his tentacles. It was more of a physical pain than a cheesy NOOOOOOOOooooo! :dead:
Caley Tibbittz
05-29-2005, 11:56 PM
[QUOTE=Marc Lombardi]Can I consider Godfather III the scene and Godfather I and II the movie? Because if you look at the trillogy as a whole, pretty much the entire third act sucked ass.
I watched the Godfather trilogy a few months ago, and I only liked the third one. Sofia Coppola is hot.
chris page
05-30-2005, 12:09 AM
i was more annoyed with the "if you're not with me, you're my enemy" line from ep III than the NOOOOOOOOOOOOO... if you're going to use a cliche, then just go all out and use it.. don't change it.. took me right out of the movie..
besides that, it's just fun to go NOOOOOOOOOOOOO all dramatic-like..
Jacob Lyon Goddard
05-30-2005, 12:10 AM
Ash getting his head knocked back in Alien
Captain Sensation
05-31-2005, 12:37 PM
I actually thought the "punch me, I bleed" was way dumber than anything MJ ever said in either movie.
And while we're on the subject of Spider-Man, how come no one has mentioned the very Vader-like "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" by Doc Ock in the second movie? Just as cheesy.
I know what i heard in the movie, being as though i have it and have seen it numerous times, anyone other than me and mick recall the part of the movie i am talking about?
DanLTaylor
05-31-2005, 12:44 PM
Gotta go with Greedo shooting first in Star Wars: IV - A New Hope Special Edition.
FredC
05-31-2005, 12:47 PM
Gotta go with Greedo shooting first in Star Wars: IV - A New Hope Special Edition.
*Applause*
Evan Wiener
05-31-2005, 12:49 PM
The scene in Spider-Man where Norman Osborn is talking to his Green Goblin Mask. It was bad enough that the audience found it humorous.
Humphrey_Lee
05-31-2005, 12:55 PM
2 things
When the chick in Spidey 2 is like "...it's a web...GO SPIDEY GO!" that was so dumb and it only gets a cheap laugh from kids, or the stupid.
And when the lady with the violin shows up, just retarded and unecessary...not even funny
There was alot of that going on in that movie... methinks they need to refocus on the next one...
McAfee
05-31-2005, 12:55 PM
i feel like i can finally just sit back and watch without having to interfere any more... i love it
That's a GOOD ONE!!!
Bwahahahaha!!!!!!
:crazy:
Freeway
05-31-2005, 12:56 PM
The scene in Spider-Man where Norman Osborn is talking to his Green Goblin Mask. It was bad enough that the audience found it humorous.
Oh no, you didn't. That was GREAT.
sto110
05-31-2005, 12:57 PM
Spidey loosing his powers in Spiderman 2, made no sense and had no reason.... so spidey can turn off his powers if he is depressed? dumb
Go spidey go line in the same movie.
The superman 1 can you read my mind thing
The part in JP2 when the little girl does gymnastics and kicks the raptor. Not that JP2 is a great movie but that has to be the dumbest part of any movie ever. Hey you! and the fucking raptor looks at her and she cant weigh more then a buck o 5 and she can kick a 300lb raptor out a window!!! AHHH!!!!
the entire batman and robin movie
the fight scene in the park in daredevil
the toad thing in xmen, to this day it doenst make sense to me
the whole scene in hulk when the army lets him and his dad talk and all of the sudden we are watching a play with 2 people on stage. horrid
the scene in the punisher where they are dancing and eating spagetti
the ewok song being taken out of ROTJ at the end
JAR JAR BINKS!
all of the racial stuff after the first 10 minutes of die hard 3, oh and the title die harder
thats all i can think of right now
McAfee
05-31-2005, 01:00 PM
Spidey loosing his powers in Spiderman 2, made no sense and had no reason.... so spidey can turn off his powers if he is depressed? dumb
Go spidey go line in the same movie.
The superman 1 can you read my mind thing
The part in JP2 when the little girl does gymnastics and kicks the raptor. Not that JP2 is a great movie but that has to be the dumbest part of any movie ever. Hey you! and the fucking raptor looks at her and she cant weigh more then a buck o 5 and she can kick a 300lb raptor out a window!!! AHHH!!!!
the entire batman and robin movie
the fight scene in the park in daredevil
the toad thing in xmen, to this day it doenst make sense to me
the whole scene in hulk when the army lets him and his dad talk and all of the sudden we are watching a play with 2 people on stage. horrid
the scene in the punisher where they are dancing and eating spagetti
the ewok song being taken out of ROTJ at the end
JAR JAR BINKS!
all of the racial stuff after the first 10 minutes of die hard 3, oh and the title die harder
thats all i can think of right now
How dare you bring up Batman and Robin in a thread requiring films be great?!?!:mad: :mad: :mad:
sto110
05-31-2005, 01:03 PM
How dare you bring up Batman and Robin in a thread requiring films be great?!?!:mad: :mad: :mad:
yeah sorry i got sidetracked with just things that bothered me
Captain Nate
05-31-2005, 01:08 PM
Am I the only one who thought the "hey... Spider-Man stole that guy's pizza!" line is funny?
I wonder what it would have been like if they kept that Stan's line.
the star wars prequels. bad additions to a great trilogy (ok Jedi is a little shaky but it looks like a masterpiece compared to the new crap)
Captain Nate
05-31-2005, 01:12 PM
the star wars prequels. bad additions to a great trilogy (ok Jedi is a little shaky but it looks like a masterpiece compared to the new crap)
You know, before I came here I never really heard many bad things about Jedi (in fact, many people I knew considered it the best).
I often wonder if any of the Star Wars negativity about Jedi, and about all the movies, are the result of peer pressure on the internet telling people what is cool & what isn't...
no, when i was a kid Jedi was my favorite. then when i got older i didn't like it that much. it just seems like they're going through the motions and just getting the trilogy over with. and the ewoks are fucking stupid
McAfee
05-31-2005, 01:29 PM
You know, before I came here I never really heard many bad things about Jedi (in fact, many people I knew considered it the best).
I often wonder if any of the Star Wars negativity about Jedi, and about all the movies, are the result of peer pressure on the internet telling people what is cool & what isn't...
I hear you, man. So true. Hell, I didn't even know Ep. I was considered garbage (the $400mil. domestic says otherwise) until I showed up here. Despite Jar Jar, I thought Clones was twice as bad, which still wouldn't make it the most evil piece of shit most people make these things out to be.
Captain Nate
05-31-2005, 01:36 PM
I hear you, man. So true. Hell, I didn't even know Ep. I was considered garbage (the $400mil. domestic says otherwise) until I showed up here.
Hey, I saw it over half a dozen times in the theater! I got goose bumps when Qui-Gon and Young Obi-Wan (damn, Ewan looked so young, innocent and inexperienced! How things change...He's a great actor) started kicking butt right at the start of the film.
Despite Jar Jar,
Jar Jar was annoying, but not a deal breaker. The idea of the Gungans, the "dumber" life forms helping the more "advanced" life forms was a good one, but Jar Jar was made too annoying. But not enough to ruin the film.
I thought Clones was twice as bad, which still wouldn't make it the most evil piece of shit most people make these things out to be.
I liked Clones because I enjoyed the shift to the political aspects & the mysteries involved.
I encountered similar effects when it comes to the Extreme Ghostbusters. When I watched it on TV, I enjoyed it a great deal. Other people I spoke to online did too. Only after joining several Ghostbusters Message Boards was I hit with a flood of negativity, some of which I noticed began to influence me! I have since come to the realization that I should form my own opinions on such matters.
Ben Rosen
05-31-2005, 01:37 PM
I hear you, man. So true. Hell, I didn't even know Ep. I was considered garbage (the $400mil. domestic says otherwise)
but making a lot of money does not make it good.
i like star wars but im not a megafan or anything. the prequels are just boring movies to me, if i wanted dry political talk i'd watch senate hearings on cspan all day
RegularJoe
05-31-2005, 03:05 PM
Spidey loosing his powers in Spiderman 2, made no sense and had no reason.... so spidey can turn off his powers if he is depressed? dumb
Go spidey go line in the same movie.
The superman 1 can you read my mind thing
The part in JP2 when the little girl does gymnastics and kicks the raptor. Not that JP2 is a great movie but that has to be the dumbest part of any movie ever. Hey you! and the fucking raptor looks at her and she cant weigh more then a buck o 5 and she can kick a 300lb raptor out a window!!! AHHH!!!!
the entire batman and robin movie
the fight scene in the park in daredevil
the toad thing in xmen, to this day it doenst make sense to me
the whole scene in hulk when the army lets him and his dad talk and all of the sudden we are watching a play with 2 people on stage. horrid
the scene in the punisher where they are dancing and eating spagetti
the ewok song being taken out of ROTJ at the end
JAR JAR BINKS!
all of the racial stuff after the first 10 minutes of die hard 3, oh and the title die harder
thats all i can think of right now
you leave the ewok song out of this.
and die hard 2 was "die harder" but that was the unofficial title. nothing official about it.
die hard 3 was "with a vengenace"
gonna bitch, get it right. ;o)
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