Horn does porn

[Horn]

I'm extremely proud to announce that I've completed the Porno-trifecta this month of January 2008!!! You've all seen the "5 monsters with one blow" cover for Jenna Jameson's comic book last week. Then, the cover for the #0 issue of Shadow Hunter was featured on Playboy.com (http://www.playboy.com/blog/2008/01/free-download-jenna-jamesons-shadow-hunter.html), and finally today the "Trinity of Filth" hath come with the arrival of my "SEX PIXELS" painting featured in in this month's Penthouse. Rejoice one and all for this is a sign of the impending rapture.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u231/greg-23/FORUM%20PICS/PenthouseSexPixelsG2.jpg

[Horn]

Just remembered this... About 10 years ago i was talking to Bendis about incorporating myself and he said i should call the company "Hornographic". Now it's starting to make more sense... :roll:

[Corey A.]

:lol:

[Horn]

:wave::rock::wave: CONGRATULATIONS COREY!!! :wave::rock::wave: YOU ARE THE 1000TH POSTER ON THIS BOARD!!!! :wave::rock::wave: You win a freshly picked onion or cash equivalent. Redeemable at any convention I'm attending in the contiguous United States.

[Spidey616]

One guess as to whose hands those are holding the controller.... :D

[Corey A.]

:wave::rock::wave: CONGRATULATIONS COREY!!! :wave::rock::wave: YOU ARE THE 1000TH POSTER ON THIS BOARD!!!! :wave::rock::wave: You win a freshly picked onion or cash equivalent. Redeemable at any convention I'm attending in the contiguous United States.

Is that like a Marvel 'No Prize'?

[Horn]

No.
It's better. Because you actually get something! A nice crispy piece of produce.

[Horn]

tHE pUPPET mASTER? :-?
One guess as to whose hands those are holding the controller.... :D

[Spidey616]

tHE pUPPET mASTER? :-?

I was thinking a certain somebody whose name rhymes with Craig Born, but SURE! Let's say Puppet Master! :) I was hoping he survived his encounter with Ms. Marvel ;)

[Corey A.]

So if the 'O' button does that, I can't wait to see what the 'X' does :heybaby:

[scouser]

:wave::rock::wave: CONGRATULATIONS COREY!!! :wave::rock::wave: YOU ARE THE 1000TH POSTER ON THIS BOARD!!!! :wave::rock::wave: You win a freshly picked onion or cash equivalent. Redeemable at any convention I'm attending in the contiguous United States.

Bring it to Britain and sell it, there is a shortage of onions in Europe you will make a fortune!

[Horn]

Anything I can do to help avert The Great Onion Famine of 2008, I will do it!
Hey, what's the best show in Britania? I know about Bristol, but i've always wondered if there is a better show in Britain I never heard of.

[Horn]

The X button makes her bake a cake... pretty lame.
But a left shift/X combo.... that makes her give you a slice of the cake.

[Arion]

Just remembered this... About 10 years ago i was talking to Bendis about incorporating myself and he said i should call the company "Hornographic". Now it's starting to make more sense... :roll:

That is quite a name.

[scouser]

Anything I can do to help avert The Great Onion Famine of 2008, I will do it!
Hey, what's the best show in Britania? I know about Bristol, but i've always wondered if there is a better show in Britain I never heard of.

I think that is probably it. I know I personally haven't heard of any other big shows here in the Uk.

[RangerDutch]

Damn, do you have the best job ever or what!?!?

[NaughTibbittz]

A left shift/X combo.... that makes her give you a slice of the cake.
Alllllllllll night.

[Horn]

Alllllllllll night.

Well... only if you hold the buttons down all night. :eek:

[Horn]

Hey Dutch! Welcome to the boards. I ain't complaining.
I just met this former Army Ranger the other day through my website and he says I got him back into reading comics after 10 years--it was the cover to Emma #5 that finally ensnared him! One of my top 10 favorite covers all-time--I actually use this as my back drop at comic conventions. Anyway, I was wondering if "Dutch" is a reference to Arnold's character in Predator?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2280/2073498696_5e217cd5df_o.jpg

Damn, do you have the best job ever or what!?!?

[Corey A.]

The X button makes her bake a cake... pretty lame.
But a left shift/X combo.... that makes her give you a slice of the cake.

MMMM Cake

http://www.justinbrothers.com/Images/drooling_homer.gif

[Arion]

Damn, do you have the best job ever or what!?!?

Evidently the best.

[Horn]

I've been playing with my Wii for two weeks straight now(insert joke here), and i got to thinking: what would this Penthouse game be like using the Wii joystick?! Think about it-- I mean, you could REALLY throw out your back.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u231/greg-23/FORUM%20PICS/PenthouseSexPixelsG2.jpg

[gregorv]

Just remembered this... About 10 years ago i was talking to Bendis about incorporating myself and he said i should call the company "Hornographic". Now it's starting to make more sense... :roll:

I kinda like Greg Horny better...

[Arion]

And I really like Hornographic as a company name.