What would you do...

[Keith P.]

...if we had a sudden X the Last Woman situation?


For the men: All the women suddenly die off.

Women: You are the last living female on the planet.

Discuss!

[Ashwin Pande]

Hoard all the pornography featuring women for myself then proclaim myself King of the World while I hand out trickles of it to the masses.

[Donal DeLay]

I'd be right back where I was before I met my wife: Spankin it to movies, TV and magazines.

You asked. ;)

[Rod Nunley]

Watch more Football?

and also ... trying to find the prettiest tranny I could. ;)

[Black Roman]

PAR-TAY! :lol:

[NickT]

Most of us would probably die in the mass hysteria that follows half of the world suddenly dying.

[modungo]

Advise people to sell their stock in soap companies.

[Black Roman]

Hey, you ditched the skinheads Keith. Just noticed.

[Keith P.]

Hey, you ditched the skinheads Keith. Just noticed.

Maleev broke my spirit.

[RebootedCorpse]

Rethink my "never fuck a robot" stance.

[Black Roman]

Maleev broke my spirit.

DAMN YOU MALEEV!

[Rod Nunley]

Buy stock in RealDolls.

[Patrick J]

I'd feel the utmost pity for that poor woman that's gotta be the last female on the planet...

[Ashwin Pande]

Rethink my "never fuck a robot" stance.

one word : Fleshlight.

[Amos Moses]

EDIT: I'd kill the woman, laugh at everyone then off myself.

[Black Roman]

EDIT: I'd kill the woman, laugh at everyone then off myself.

WINNER!

[Brian Defferding]

EDIT: I'd kill the woman, laugh at everyone then off myself.

You win teh thread.

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

Lock myself in a bomb shelter?

[Rod Nunley]

Lock myself in a bomb shelter?

Hang out with her in the shelter? I already live in Austin. :)

[Keith P.]

Lock myself in a bomb shelter?

So you would ignore your duty to be the new mother of the human race?

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

So you would ignore your duty to be the new mother of the human race?

And ruin my girlish figure?

[Pat Loika]

...shoot everyone in the nuts!

P.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

...shoot everyone in the nuts!

P.

Stay away from Pat.

[Magnum V.I.]

Stay away from Pat.

Live with Matt.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Live with Matt.

We could probably have some sexy fun.

[Jerome Gibbons]

Fear for the world. I mean, I think the way the world is portrayed in Y is pretty accurate, things would get pretty fucked up if all the men died and there were only women around. I can only imagine how horrible things would be if there were only men around.

[NickT]

Stay away from Pat.
But if you befriend him, he might leave you until last!

[Jerome Gibbons]

Also, what would be the name of the last woman? It has to start with X. Xiomara?

[Marcdachamp]

I'd probably get sex as often as I do now... :roll:

[Rod Nunley]

Xanadu?

[Keith P.]

And ruin my girlish figure?

You have a duty!

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

But if you befriend him, he might leave you until last!

Maybe...I don't know though, I'd really rather not take the risk.

[Black Roman]

I'd probably get sex as often as I do now... :roll:

When the world ends call me, *hands Marc card* , and we'll work somethin' out. ;)

[Brian Defferding]

You have a duty!

He's got a point. Look at Smurfette.

[Jerome Gibbons]

He's got a point. Look at Smurfette.

Oh, dude.

[Pat Loika]

But if you befriend him, he might leave you until last!

Friends get it first, actually.

P.

[Keith P.]

When the world ends call me, *hands Marc card* , and we'll work somethin' out. ;)

Please, you will be too busy being used as a masturbatory device by a group of escaped convicts.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Friends get it first, actually.

P.

See! You guys are all gonna get your nuts shot off!

[Black Roman]

Please, you will be too busy being used as a masturbatory device by a group of escaped convicts.

Bah, you underestimate my ability with a knife. ;)



NOTE: And there are worse fates. :heybaby:

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

You have a duty!

Nature would have picked the wrong genetic lottery winner!

Besides, it's a million times more improbable that one woman could repopulate the world.

[Pat Loika]

See! You guys are all gonna get your nuts shot off!

There will be only one!

[Keith P.]

Nature would have picked the wrong genetic lottery winner!

Besides, it's a million times more improbable that one woman could repopulate the world.

You need to work on your "Can-do" attitude.

[Marcdachamp]

When the world ends call me, *hands Marc card* , and we'll work somethin' out. ;)

Let's get one thing straight! I'm the butch, and you're the bitch!

[Black Roman]

Let's get one thing straight! I'm the butch, and you're the bitch!

Yeah, whatever you say Mr. Man. :roll:

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

You need to work on your "Can-do" attitude.
Not to mention that the world would be even dumber than it was before because of all the half brothers and sisters mating with each other. I mean... that's how I figure. I'm not condescending enough to be a genetics expert.

[Hock]

I would do the necessary research to ensure that Arnold Schwarzenegger could be inpregnanted.

[Hock]

Not to mention that the world would be even dumber than it was before because of all the half brothers and sisters mating with each other. I mean... that's how I figure. I'm not condescending enough to be a genetics expert.

You don't let the brothers inpregnate your daughters, you let whatever old men are sill around when they come of age.

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

You don't let the brothers inpregnate your daughters, you let whatever old men are sill around when they come of age.

I'm going to vomit in the bomb shelter.

[Amos Moses]

I'm going to vomit in the bomb shelter.

You can't vomit when you're dead.

BY MY HAND!

[Pat Loika]

I'm going to vomit in the bomb shelter.

Hi.

I'm here to clean the shelter.

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

You can't vomit when you're dead.

BY MY HAND!

I'm late no matter what I'm doing so you should probably just go ahead and shoot yourself first. I'll be along later.

[Amos Moses]

I'm late no matter what I'm doing so you should probably just go ahead and shoot yourself first. I'll be along later.

Lady I have a schedule to keep and I expect you to respect it.

[Keith P.]

I'm late no matter what I'm doing so you should probably just go ahead and shoot yourself first. I'll be along later.

Normally, I'd offer you my protection, but I have a feeling I will be WAY too busy.

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

Normally, I'd offer you my protection, but I have a feeling I will be WAY too busy.
Thanks so much.
Someone like Kari with proven mothering skills would be a much, much better choice.

[Black Roman]

Normally, I'd offer you my protection, but I have a feeling I will be WAY too busy.

Busier than normal? Impossible! You'd dehydrate! ;)

[sans serif]

I'd hang out with Pat as he shot everyone's balls off. I would then have nothing to worry about.

[NickT]

I trust Pat a lot less after this thread.

[Pat Loika]

I'd hang out with Pat as he shot everyone's balls off. I would then have nothing to worry about.

Awesome. You can be the getaway driver!

P.

[Shepherd]

Learn to enjoy gay sex.

R

[Albert]

You don't let the brothers inpregnate your daughters

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i65/jacestar911/thats_racist.gif

[Black Roman]

Learn to enjoy gay sex.

R


JOIN US!!!

[Keith P.]

I trust Pat a lot less after this thread.

And I learned Trill has a decided lack of a work ethic.

No wonder her neighbors complain about her house.

[Pat Loika]

I trust Pat a lot less after this thread.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

P.

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

I learned that Keith thinks straight men would automatically turn gay after a sexual genocide, and I fear for the lives of all women.

[NickT]

And I learned Trill has a decided lack of a work ethic.

No wonder her neighbors complain about her house.
It's just laziness!

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

P.

:lol:

[Keith P.]

I learned that Keith thinks straight men would automatically turn gay after a sexual genocide, and I fear for the lives of all women.

You shouldn't. Have you actually been in the picture thread?

[NickT]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

P.
I just have this worry that one day you'll walk into a busy place, see no one female, decide that's it and get debollockasising.

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

It's just laziness!

Ask any other woman if she'd be the default breeding machine for the rest of her life and see what she says.

[Pat Loika]

I just have this worry that one day you'll walk into a busy place, see no one female, decide that's it and get debollockasising.

There's no escape, Nick...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/PatLoika/nocountryforpat.jpg

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I just have this worry that one day you'll walk into a busy place, see no one female, decide that's it and get debollockasising.

"Oh, well, this is it! This is the big one! *BANGBANGBANGBANG*"

[NickT]

Ask any other woman if she'd be the default breeding machine for the rest of her life and see what she says.
Sounds like the worst chatup line ever :D

[Keith P.]

Ask any other woman if she'd be the default breeding machine for the rest of her life and see what she says.

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/08/02/america/NA-ODD-US-Seventeen-Children.php

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

You shouldn't. Have you actually been in the picture thread?

:lol:

[sans serif]

There's no escape, Nick...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/PatLoika/nocountryforpat.jpg

:rofl:

[RegularJoe]

i have such an inactive sex life it wouldn't be much different than what i do know.

[NickT]

There's no escape, Nick...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/PatLoika/nocountryforpat.jpg
If I EVER see you in that haircut I am running a mile.

[Whip]

I'd probably kill myself.

[BCD]

-shower / shave less
-stop working out
-wear a cape
-purchase sex robot from Japan that looked like Rachel Bilson
-die

[The Human Target]

There's no escape, Nick...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/PatLoika/nocountryforpat.jpg

Dude you could totally pull off the page boy haircut.

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

Sounds like the worst chatup line ever :D

She won't know the difference if the pub is noisy enough.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

-shower / shave less
-stop working out
-wear a cape
-purchase sex robot from Japan that looked like Rachel Bilson-die

OR you could just re-animate her corpse. I'd help as long as you'd help me with Scarlett Johansson.

[Magnum V.I.]

We could probably have some sexy fun.

We could find gibbEy and have a big old wig camping party! gibbey wears the wig first!

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

We could find gibbEy and have a big old wig camping party! gibbey wears the wig first!

Camping? Dude, the world is already going to be pretty empty, lets choose some place cooler...Like a national monument or something.

[Magnum V.I.]

Camping? Dude, the world is already going to be pretty empty, lets choose some place cooler...Like a national monument or something.

What about the Womens section of Macy's?

[/(. . )/]

we can now clone humans from skin cells..

[Humphrey_Lee]

I'd probably continue to live my life like nothing happened, and watch all the other dudes go insane and kill/rape each other. Que cera, cera...

[amy]

are there directions posted on the internet for a do it yourself hysterectomy?

[amy]

anybody know where to find the instructions for a DIY hysterectomy?

[amy]

and hire Pat as a bodyguard

[PimpSlapStick!]

I wouldn't have a reason to stay in shape that's for sure.

[Humphrey_Lee]

and hire Pat as a bodyguard

Gee, thanks.

[PimpSlapStick!]

I take that back, I'll need to be in shape to keep mutha fuckas from trying to fuck me in the ass.

[Humphrey_Lee]

I take that back, I'll need to be in shape to keep mutha fuckas from trying to fuck me in the ass.

Rape rape rape... rape rape rape... That's the sound of Rapeman coming!

[amy]

Gee, thanks.

I have other plans for you. :heybaby:

[Humphrey_Lee]

I have other plans for you. :heybaby:


.... Rapeman? :surrend:

[PimpSlapStick!]

.... Rapeman? :surrend:

Your own your own

[PimpSlapStick!]

Rape rape rape... rape rape rape... That's the sound of Rapeman coming!

rapeman gonna get two to the dome.

[amy]

.... Rapeman? :surrend:


video game/movie/boozing companion!!!

[MAK15]

hmmm...obviously...well shit...I could prolly use this associate's in art and draw erotic pictures of women and sell them of hundreds of thousands of dollars a pop to those who never got laid.
or to those who did get laid and miss looking at a girl.

[Humphrey_Lee]

video game/movie/boozing companion!!!

oh, thanks... I think...

[amy]

oh, thanks... I think...


I wouldn't let Pat shoot you in the nuts.

[Humphrey_Lee]

I wouldn't let Pat shoot you in the nuts.

He wouldn't anyways. He thinks I'm cute...

[PimpSlapStick!]

hmmm...obviously...well shit...I could prolly use this associate's in art and draw erotic pictures of women and sell them of hundreds of thousands of dollars a pop to those who never got laid.
or to those who did get laid and miss looking at a girl.

$20 bucks for a pic of Halle Berry, Kerry Washington and Gabrielle Union lesbo pic please.

[MAK15]

$20 bucks for a pic of Halle Berry, Kerry Washington and Gabrielle Union lesbo pic please.

for real?

[PimpSlapStick!]

for real?

Nah but if theirs no mo' women sure, I'd pay that.

[MAK15]

Nah but if theirs no mo' women sure, I'd pay that.

:rofl:

glad ta know I'll have business when the dames vanish from the face of the earth.

[PimpSlapStick!]

I'd toss my wife in a sarlac pit for that three way action.

[Pat Loika]

He wouldn't anyways. He thinks I'm cute...

You presume too much.

[amy]

You presume too much.

ha!

[jess]

i'd cry. aLOT.

[niceguyeddie]

Hoard all the pornography featuring women for myself then proclaim myself King of the World while I hand out trickles of it to the masses.

dude, you wouldn't survive a minute if you had all the porn.

[Captain Sensation]

I would do the necessary research to ensure that Arnold Schwarzenegger could be inpregnanted.

i swore i saw a movie like that when i was younger, but i never found out what it was called.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Live a long happy life. :scared:

[Black Roman]

i swore i saw a movie like that when i was younger, but i never found out what it was called.



:scared:

http://www.impawards.com/1994/posters/junior.jpg