My superhero story

[BigButtPanda]

This happened awhile back and I may've even posted it but I don't remember and it made me laugh so I'm going to share anyway.

I had to go to the grocery store to get some food stuff for an office party. On my way back to my car, I see a girl in a car turning into the isle my car is parked in all by itself. This girl looks like she's just learning to drive stick because she's herky jerky driving all over the place...well it looks like she's going to hit my car in her panic. Out of nowhere from behind me comes this shopping cart like a bat out of hell...goes right past me and slams into the side of her car...startling her so she stalls out again thus saving my car. Girl speeds off looking embarassed. I turn around to see who shoved this cart (it was going way to fast to just have been left to roll on its own)...only no one was around.

That's right. My car was saved by a superhero shopping cart.

[DanLTaylor]

spooky

[BriRedfern]

I like wiry superheroes best of all.

[SimiBoyz]

I'd have stopped to say hello but there was a car not parking legally around the corner.

A super cart's work is never done.

[justjeffery]

The Lord likes to watch out for his angels.. even when they're "slummin" on earth...

:wink:

[Rick_O]

This happened awhile back and I may've even posted it but I don't remember and it made me laugh so I'm going to share anyway.

I had to go to the grocery store to get some food stuff for an office party. On my way back to my car, I see a girl in a car turning into the isle my car is parked in all by itself. This girl looks like she's just learning to drive stick because she's herky jerky driving all over the place...well it looks like she's going to hit my car in her panic. Out of nowhere from behind me comes this shopping cart like a bat out of hell...goes right past me and slams into the side of her car...startling her so she stalls out again thus saving my car. Girl speeds off looking embarassed. I turn around to see who shoved this cart (it was going way to fast to just have been left to roll on its own)...only no one was around.

That's right. My car was saved by a superhero shopping cart.

Dude, your Carrie.

[BriRedfern]

I once had a sharping cart up my ass. Psych!!!! Total lie.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[Chris Moreno]

I like that story. It had some real suspense, and a runaway car, and a shopping cart...

Needs some explosions... maybe some boobs. How about the shopping cart hits the car and blows it up, and the shock from the explosion tears a Hawaiian Tropic swimsuit model's top off! GOLD!

[BigButtPanda]

I like that story. It had some real suspense, and a runaway car, and a shopping cart...

Needs some explosions... maybe some boobs. How about the shopping cart hits the car and blows it up, and the shock from the explosion tears a Hawaiian Tropic swimsuit model's top off! GOLD!

You're good, Chris Moreno, you're good.

*starts scribbling notes*

:Oops: Thank you Jeff...you're honestly the sweetest.

[lyra]

You're good, Chris Moreno, you're good.

*starts scribbling notes*

:Oops: Thank you Jeff...you're honestly the sweetest.

All boys should have a little Jeffery in them....He really should teach a class or something. He actually offered, but I'm so done. Amy, you and I have to drink so I can tell you what's been going on. You will piss your pants.

Loved the story. Cape or no cape? Superhero gotta have a cape, right?

:spidey:

[BigButtPanda]

All boys should have a little Jeffery in them....He really should teach a class or something. He actually offered, but I'm so done. Amy, you and I have to drink so I can tell you what's been going on. You will piss your pants.

Loved the story. Cape or no cape? Superhero gotta have a cape, right?

:spidey:

Good stuff going on or bad stuff? Please say good. :D And you know I'm always down for drinks with you.

If I could draw, I'd make my shopping cart savior have a cape for sure.

Long live Jeffery...he is one impressive person.

[lyra]

Good stuff going on or bad stuff? Please say good. :D And you know I'm always down for drinks with you.

If I could draw, I'd make my shopping cart savior have a cape for sure.

Long live Jeffery...he is one impressive person.

He's just such a pisser now. Which is great. But being afraid of me(or whatever) all this time and then letting loose after 12 years...holy shit! He needed to stand up for himself though. I respect him SO much more now...this is way better for the kids.

I have to tell you what he said to me when I was crying about no guy wanting me with the demonspawn and all...that's where you will piss your pants. I know I almost did and he made me stop crying...I couldn't have a better daddy for my devils.

:spidey: Miss you...

Wild Animal Park and much alcohol after...

[sleep]

Great story!

[BigButtPanda]

Done and done!

*sigh* We will talk....soon. I'll get my shit together this weekend and decide on a day.

[BigButtPanda]

Great story!

Thank you. Tis all true. :D