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Cth
12-05-2007, 10:57 AM
EX:
Man Trapped In Snow For 2 Hours, Manages To Get To Work After All

ThisSpaceForRent
12-05-2007, 11:00 AM
Man Finds Out Jenna Fischer Is Going Topless In Film, Other Stuff Probably Happened

Jim.
12-05-2007, 11:29 AM
Local Man eats fried chicken for lunch, was it delicious? Continued on pg. 3.

Binx
12-05-2007, 11:34 AM
Legal deadlines loom; Man's desk explodes with paper.

The Dean
12-05-2007, 11:35 AM
Headache seems to make man's day move slowly.

copypastepuke
12-05-2007, 11:35 AM
man debates taking vacation to go ride bikes in baltimore, decision needs to be made

ZombieSpeedball
12-05-2007, 11:36 AM
Local Man Dies of Horrible Cold

moonspider
12-05-2007, 11:36 AM
local man finally gets a full day of rest from not sleeping for 3 days






also BATBOY gets wed

Jew Mafia
12-05-2007, 11:36 AM
Man Dies At Work. Boredom Sought For Questioning.

Gregory
12-05-2007, 11:36 AM
I'm Not Wearing Any Pants. Film at 11.

Binx
12-05-2007, 11:36 AM
Local Man Dies of Horrible Cold
Funeral at 9?

AAlgar
12-05-2007, 11:38 AM
I'm Not Wearing Any Pants. Film at 11.

Man Recognizes Kentucky Fried Movie Quote, Smiles Quietly to Self.

Marc Lombardi
12-05-2007, 11:38 AM
Man Fakes Work To Post on Messageboards
Wonders Silently if People Nearby Smell His Cubicle Farts

Cth
12-05-2007, 11:40 AM
Man Recognizes Kentucky Fried Movie Quote, Smiles Quietly to Self.

Early Figures Prematurely Suggest Big Jim Slade Shortage Is Expected This Holiday Season

ClintP
12-05-2007, 11:46 AM
Man dies from combination of boredom and excess mucus.

ThisSpaceForRent
12-05-2007, 11:46 AM
Dozens Of Bendis Board Users Start Typing Like Wakkajawakka

ClintP
12-05-2007, 11:47 AM
Man Fakes Work To Post on Messageboards
Wonders Silently if People Nearby Smell His Cubicle Farts

2nd line is priceless.

ClintP
12-05-2007, 11:48 AM
Dozens Of Bendis Board Users Start Typing Like Wakkajawakka

Gearing up for 2008 Strongest Pinkies award?

ZombieSpeedball
12-05-2007, 11:48 AM
Funeral at 9?

Followed by Law & Order at 10.

Marc Lombardi
12-05-2007, 11:51 AM
2nd line is priceless.
Seriously...I think I may have heard the guy two cubes over gag just a moment ago. I can't eat Ham & Cheese at work anymore.

ClintP
12-05-2007, 11:52 AM
Seriously...I think I may have heard the guy two cubes over gag just a moment ago. I can't eat Ham & Cheese at work anymore.

:rofl:

TIP
12-05-2007, 11:53 AM
Snowjob!
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s196/marclombardi/snow.jpg

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(image manip courtesy of the Mighty S-Pimp)

Ryudo
12-05-2007, 11:54 AM
Local Student Drinks Coffee, Takes Test, Pisses Around Internet. Continued on E-4.

Marc Lombardi
12-05-2007, 11:55 AM
Snowjob!

(image manip courtesy of the Mighty S-Pimp)


Great. Now people are gonna call me Spimp!

TIP
12-05-2007, 11:58 AM
Great. Now people are gonna call me Spimp!

:thumb:

It's a Reverse Pimps

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Jim T.
12-05-2007, 12:00 PM
Company Holiday Lunch Bores Again!

THWIP!
12-05-2007, 12:03 PM
Followed by Law & Order at 10.

Ripped from the headlines.

Jim.
12-05-2007, 12:07 PM
Local Man eats fried chicken for lunch, was it delicious? Continued on pg. 3.
It was delicious. The skin was crisp and flavorful. The chicken was moist and tender.

THWIP!
12-05-2007, 12:12 PM
Man Sleeps till Noon, Goes to work at 4, Kills Crying Kids at the Library.

Doug
12-05-2007, 12:16 PM
Early Figures Prematurely Suggest Big Jim Slade Shortage Is Expected This Holiday Season

Are Catholic School Girls in Trouble?

AAlgar
12-05-2007, 12:17 PM
Ripped from the headlines.

:lol:

mario
12-05-2007, 12:19 PM
Man ate pizza. Wants more!

Pat Loika
12-05-2007, 12:23 PM
Naked man terrorizes hotel with shriveled genitals.

P.

Shev
12-05-2007, 12:25 PM
Man In His Mid Twenties Looses Will To Live As Exam Deadline Looms.

Faces A Continuous Battle Against Writers Block.

Buk Was Right
12-05-2007, 12:25 PM
Naked man terrorizes hotel with shriveled genitals.

P.

Shocking News: Pat Loika Story Contains Male Nudity!

Buk Was Right
12-05-2007, 12:27 PM
Wayno Suspiciously Absent From Thread That Perfectly Fits His Capitalization Style

WAKKAJAWAKKA
12-05-2007, 12:44 PM
to go ride bikes in baltimore,

If You Do That You'll Be In A For Real Headline.

Wayno.

WAKKAJAWAKKA
12-05-2007, 12:45 PM
Wayno Suspiciously Absent From Thread That Perfectly Fits His Capitalization Style

Yea, Weird. I Just Jumped On A Min And Was Randomly Clicked A Few Threads.

I Refuse To Participate.

Wayno.

Brian Defferding
12-05-2007, 12:51 PM
Defferding Injures Clicking Finger, Out for Second Half
Says Finger "Feels Fine," Expected to Return for Next Day's Work

Whip
12-05-2007, 12:52 PM
Local Woman Begins Impromptu Hunger Strike.
Murderous rage expected within the hour.

ZombieSpeedball
12-05-2007, 12:53 PM
Shocking News: Pat Loika Story Contains Male Nudity!

Also, cocks. Really.