Well my day just improved...

[Keith P.]

Holy Shit, I just learned that one of my absolute favorite porn stars lives here in Indy.

Excellent.

[Nick_Ardill]

So theres a chance to hook up?

[Keith P.]

So theres a chance to hook up?

We shall see...

His profile says he is partnered, but they play around.

Hrm.

[Criden]

Sorry, I moved recently.

[RebootedCorpse]

Christmas came early!

[Ashwin Pande]

Porn stars get the herpes pretty often though...

[Keith P.]

Porn stars get the herpes pretty often though...

Thank you Buzz Killington.

[Gunter]

Christmas came early!

It's okay, that happens to a lot of holidays.

[Criden]

Thank you Buzz Killington.

Don't worry; that's more of an urban legend. Pornstars are surprisingly clean.

[Criden]

It's okay, that happens to a lot of holidays.

:rofl:

[Scotty]

Aww sweet. Good luck.

[RebootedCorpse]

Don't worry; that's more of an urban legend. Pornstars are surprisingly clean.

No they aren't!
Nearly all of them have STDs.

[Keith P.]

Here he is.

rar.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Brytanica1/14086bb.jpg

[Criden]

No they aren't!
Nearly all of them have STDs.

Shh! I was going to trick Keith into getting herpes!

[Ashwin Pande]

Thank you Buzz Killington.

Sorry but it's true... a lot of them have STD's.

[Scotty]

Here he is.

rar.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Brytanica1/14086bb.jpg

He kinda looks like a old GI Joe doll. I bet he's got kung fu grip.

[Keith P.]

Shh! I was going to trick Keith into getting herpes!

I don't put my pee pee anywhere without a condom, or let anyone put there peener near me without one.

[Black Roman]

Holy Shit, I just learned that one of my absolute favorite porn stars lives here in Indy.

Excellent.

I demand names!

[Keith P.]

Ok, I have now marked his profile as "Hot" which will in turn, send him a little message, that I have done so...

[half guard]

and here i thought this thread was about me pm'ing that shirtless pic to you. :(

[Black Roman]

Ok, I have now marked his profile as "Hot" which will in turn, send him a little message, that I have done so...


I demand all the dirty details later.


and here i thought this thread was about me pm'ing that shirtless pic to you. :(

:mistrust:

[Keith P.]

Yes! He marked my profile Hot, and sent me a PM.

[Whip]

Yes! He marked my profile Hot, and sent me a PM.


...So what did he say?

Was it one of those copy-paste/automated replies? Or was it genuine?

DETAILS. :twisted:

[Keith P.]

...So what did he say?

Was it one of those copy-paste/automated replies? Or was it genuine?

DETAILS. :twisted:

He just sent me a pm that said "WOOF!".

[Whip]

He just sent me a pm that said "WOOF!".

That's good, right?

It's bad when I hear it :(

[Lyfeforce]

He just sent me a pm that said "WOOF!".

...well there's an ambiguous response. Unless that's his shtick from his videos.

[Keith P.]

Woof is kind of a slang that gay men use, particularly big muscly, hairy gay men to designate hotness.


You will hear it constantly in any kind of leather/bear bar.

[Whip]

Woof is kind of a slang that gay men use, particularly big muscly, hairy gay men to designate hotness.


You will hear it constantly in any kind of leather/bear bar.


Learn something new everyday!

[Lyfeforce]

Woof is kind of a slang that gay men use, particularly big muscly, hairy gay men to designate hotness.


You will hear it constantly in any kind of leather/bear bar.

Gotcha. I learned something today and had a small, entertaining conversation with my co-worker who is a bear. Thank you Keith, my day has improved as well.

[Keith P.]

Learn something new everyday!

http://www.boston-online.com/glossary/woof.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_community


Woof - A greeting often used when a Bear spots another Bear in public and wants to express physical attraction. He might make a growling noise ("Grrr!") or say "Woof!"

[Gunter]

This might seem like a silly question, but how do you know it's really him and not someone just using his picture?

[RebootedCorpse]

That's good, right?

It's bad when I hear it :(

On second thougt, never mind...

[The Dean]

Woof is kind of a slang that gay men use, particularly big muscly, hairy gay men to designate hotness.


Good luck, this can only end well!

What if he asks you to make a porn? Would you do it?

[Keith P.]

This might seem like a silly question, but how do you know it's really him and not someone just using his picture?

Oh, I'm sure its possible.

But unlikely, I mean you can only carry out a masquerade so far. And gay men aren't straight, which means their is not a whole lot of back and forth before someone is like "Ok, lets hook up and fuck."

[Brian Defferding]

Oh, I'm sure its possible.

But unlikely, I mean you can only carry out a masquerade so far. And gay men aren't straight, which means there is not a whole lot of back and forth before someone is like "Ok, lets hook up and fuck."

Which is why I sometimes hate being straight. :mad:

[Glixy]

Oh, I'm sure its possible.

But unlikely, I mean you can only carry out a masquerade so far. And gay men aren't straight, which means their is not a whole lot of back and forth before someone is like "Ok, lets hook up and fuck."

The other side just keeps looking better and better.

[mattbrand]

Which is why I sometimes hate being straight. :mad:

Seriously!

[Gregory]

Woof is kind of a slang that gay men use, particularly big muscly, hairy gay men to designate hotness.


You will hear it constantly in any kind of leather/bear bar.

I remember Jackie Gleason using that in Nothing in Common.

[NATE!]

Oh, I'm sure its possible.

But unlikely, I mean you can only carry out a masquerade so far. And gay men aren't straight, which means their is not a whole lot of back and forth before someone is like "Ok, lets hook up and fuck."

Well, shit. That's no fun.

[Casali]

Which is why I sometimes hate being straight. :mad:

I thought you hated being straight because it meant you would be denied your one night of passion with Keith.

Or have I said too much?

[Casali]

I remember Jackie Gleason using that in Nothing in Common.

I think he used it in The Toy as well. I just can't remember if it was in reaction to his nubile wife Fancy or to the many comedic misadventures future porn star Scotty Schwartz got into with his "toy", Richard Pryor.

Remember, kids! Racism isn't bad if it teaches you a lesson about family.

[Brian Defferding]

I thought you hated being straight because it meant you would be denied your one night of passion with Keith.

Or have I said too much?

Gah! I would eventually want to sit down afterwards, not remain standing for a week wearing a diaper! :scared:

[Casali]

Gah! I would eventually want to sit down afterwards, not remain standing for a week wearing a diaper! :scared:

Well, now you've gone and turned on The Todd. Are you really that unsure about your sexuality?

Next thing we know, you'll get a big pair of bolt-on boobs just so Thommy will throw you a pity lay.

You need help. The board is here to help. We're you're friends, and we don't care who you choose to love, so long as they treat you well.

But I must say, the dancing was a dead giveaway.

[Brian Defferding]

Well, now you've gone and turned on The Todd. Are you really that unsure about your sexuality?

Next thing we know, you'll get a big pair bolt-on boobs just so Thommy will throw you a pity lay.

You need help. The board is here to help. We're you're friends, and we don't care who you choose to love, so long as they treat you well.

But I must say, the dancing was a dead giveaway.

You're coming on to me, aren't you? :happy:

[AAlgar]

Oh, I was hoping it'd be Matt Ramsay.

[Casali]

You're coming on to me, aren't you? :happy:

Shit, you found me out.

Like I said, the dancing was a dead giveaway.

:cool:

[Gregory]

Shit, you found me out.

Like I said, the dancing was a dead giveaway.

Your lucky Brian didn't take it as a challenge to his Galactic Dancing Championship.

[Brian Defferding]

Shit, you found me out.

Like I said, the dancing was a dead giveaway.

:cool:

:p Tee hee! I know. It's how I shed my...festive...side

[Casali]

Your lucky Brian didn't take it as a challenge to his Galactic Dancing Championship.

No kidding. I'm not sure I would have been able to control myself.

:drool:

:ecstatic:

[Brian Defferding]

Your lucky Brian didn't take it as a challenge to his Galactic Dancing Championship.

That's reserved for Pat Loika :twisted:

[Casali]

:p Tee hee! I know. It's how I shed my...festive...side

You know, that would be a fun PC term, wouldn't it?

Festive-Americans

It sounds lively and exciting, doesn't it?

I mean, who could resist a request to protect the rights of Festive-Americans? If they did, it would be like they were discriminating against parties and fun. And who wants to do that?

[Brian Defferding]

You know, that would be a fun PC term, wouldn't it?

Festive-Americans

It sounds lively and exciting, doesn't it?

I mean, who could resist a request to protect the rights of Festive-Americans? If they did, it would be like they were discriminating against parties and fun. And who wants to do that?

Holy shit, you're right! Man, that would make politics a lot more fun too. There should be a PC movement in gay America to start using that term more often.

Are you gay Benbos down for that? :ecstatic:

[Jerome Gibbons]

I wonder what are the odds of that happening to me.

[Magnum V.I.]

I wonder what are the odds of that happening to me.

Discovering a Gay Porn Star lives close to you? :mistrust:

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Yes! He marked my profile Hot, and sent me a PM.

oooOOOOoooo

[Jerome Gibbons]

Discovering a Gay Porn Star lives close to you? :mistrust:

No, discovering that one of my favorite porn stars lives in the same city as me.

On second thought, yeah, that works too.

[Magnum V.I.]

No, discovering that one of my favorite porn stars lives in the same city as me.

On second thought, yeah, that works too.

Are there any Big(as in star status) Dominican Porn Stars?

[Jerome Gibbons]

Are there any Big(as in star status) Dominican Porn Stars?

What do you think?

[Magnum V.I.]

What do you think?

:mistrust: Maybe?

[Jerome Gibbons]

:mistrust: Maybe?

Is that really what you think?

[NATE!]

This reminds me of a Kids in the Hall skit for some reason.

[AAlgar]

This reminds me of a Kids in the Hall skit for some reason.

555-SLUT?

[Foolish Mortal]

Don't worry; that's more of an urban legend. Pornstars are surprisingly clean.
You trying to create a new urban legend? :mistrust:

[Magnum V.I.]

Is that really what you think?

Yes it is.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Yes it is.

You're stupid!!

[NATE!]

555-SLUT?

The one where Scott has a moral dilemma about letting some guy fulfill his fantasy about fucking a celebrity. :)

[Magnum V.I.]

You're stupid!!

:cry: I don't even know who you are anymore!

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

:cry: I don't even know who you are anymore!

I don't think this relationship is going to work anymore. You just don't get me.

[TheGibson]

Sorry but it's true... a lot of them have STD's.

And the general population is different...... how?

[Yorick Brown]

Christmas came early!

The porn star's name is "Christmas"?

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Christmas came early!

Heh.

"Came."

[Magnum V.I.]

I don't think this relationship is going to work anymore. You just don't get me.

4 name Changes in 2 Weeks? WHO ARE YOU MYSTERY MAN!

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

4 name Changes in 2 Weeks? WHO ARE YOU MYSTERY MAN!

4? thatguyfromsyracuse---dennysmellslikefarts (which I didn't even really request, it was just done)---and now Gern Blanston. See what I mean? You don't even really pay attention to me anymore!!

[Magnum V.I.]

4? thatguyfromsyracuse---dennysmellslikefarts (which I didn't even really request, it was just done)---and now Gern Blanston. See what I mean? You don't even really pay attention to me anymore!!

thatguyfromlosercuse?!

thatguyfromloservilles!


:cry: You don't even know when they change your name and you're not here!

I always held your torch. Even if I first held gibbEy's Crotch!

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

thatguyfromlosercuse?!

thatguyfromloservilles!


:cry: You don't even know when they change your name and you're not here!

I always held your torch. Even if I first held gibbEy's Crotch!

But...But, those were just Denny being a douche! You'll always have Gibbeys crotch, and you'll always have my heart!! Farewell!!

[Magnum V.I.]

But...But, those were just Denny being a douche! You'll always have Gibbeys crotch, and you'll always have my heart!! Farewell!!

:cry: My internet heart is cold now. Like a Black piece of Coal. Shaped like a tiny Syracuse cock.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

:cry: My internet heart is cold now. Like a Black piece of Coal. Shaped like a tiny Syracuse cock.

:mistrust:.............I'm not entirely sure what that means.