[GAME] Converse using Movie Quotes

[WinterRose]

He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.

All good things to those who wait.

[HomerGator]

So long, farewell, auf weidersen, good bye.

HAAAAANZ!!

[Akira]

All good things to those who wait.

The servent waits while the master baits

[FredC]

The servent waits while the master baits

The master doesn't like children...

[AutumnHeart]

The master doesn't like children...

Babies smell.

[FredC]

Babies smell.

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

[AAlgar]

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

It's only a model.

[AutumnHeart]

It's only a model.

I got the impression from the model that it would be a lasting darkness.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

I got the impression from the model that it would be a lasting darkness.

Why have I let the Supreme Being keep me here in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?

[Doug]

Why have I let the Supreme Being keep me here in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?

Kneel before Zod!

[Marcdachamp]

Kneel before Zod!

You're not Superman, you know.

[FredC]

You're not Superman, you know.

I'm Batman.

[PeterSparker]

I'm Batman.

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

[AAlgar]

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

B... Bloomingdales?

[AutumnHeart]

B... Bloomingdales?

Santa Claus!?

[PeterSparker]

Santa Claus!?


I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

[niceguyeddie]

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

No. It can't be. That's not true. That's impossible!

[WinterRose]

No. It can't be. That's not true. That's impossible!

Like Alice, I always try to believe three impossible things before breakfast.

[Akira]

Like Alice, I always try to believe three impossible things before breakfast.

This is a bad idea

[Uther]

This is a bad idea

No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. I've looked into it. Listen to me, listen to me! There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Wait till the morning, we'll go in together.

[Akira]

No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. I've looked into it. Listen to me, listen to me! There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Wait till the morning, we'll go in together.

Your honor, these things are real. In 3 months I have seen shit that'll turn you white!

[dako]

Your honor, these things are real. In 3 months I have seen shit that'll turn you white!

You're sad enough. You're beautiful. Let's have sex.

[PeterSparker]

You're sad enough. You're beautiful. Let's have sex.

Do I make you horny baby? Yeaaahhh!

[WinterRose]

Kiiiiiinnnnnng.... I'm horny!

[AutumnHeart]

Kiiiiiinnnnnng.... I'm horny!

I'm not the king!

[PeterSparker]

I'm not the king!


It's good to be the king.

[RegularJoe]

It's good to be the king.

You can't claim supreme executive authority just 'cause watery bint threw a scimitar at you'.

[edwardmblake]

You can't claim supreme executive authority just 'cause watery bint threw a scimitar at you'.

That's not a knife.

[RegularJoe]

That's not a knife.

it's your fathers lightsaber.

[PeterSparker]

it's your fathers lightsaber.

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

[The Dean]

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

[dako]

Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.


They sent in their best man, and when we roll across the 59th Street Bridge tomorrow, on our way to freedom, we're going to have their best man leading the way - from the neck up! On the hood of my car!

[PeterSparker]

They sent in their best man, and when we roll across the 59th Street Bridge tomorrow, on our way to freedom, we're going to have their best man leading the way - from the neck up! On the hood of my car!

... Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?

[AutumnHeart]

... Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?

You bought an Edsel??

[edwardmblake]

You bought an Edsel??

No, I bought most of that stuff way back in Vietnam

[Akira]

No, I bought most of that stuff way back in Vietnam

And what the fuck was all that about Vietnam, man!? What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam!? What the fuck are you talking about!?

[edwardmblake]

And what the fuck was all that about Vietnam, man!? What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam!? What the fuck are you talking about!?

You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry ... you will someday.

[dako]

You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry ... you will someday.

Think about it! You're basically alone on a deserted island with 2 readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other... a healthy girl-next-door-type with a nice butt. So the men have it all, the Madonna and the whore. Women get nothing! We get a geek, an overweight middle-age guy, and a nerdy scientific type.

[RegularJoe]

Think about it! You're basically alone on a deserted island with 2 readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other... a healthy girl-next-door-type with a nice butt. So the men have it all, the Madonna and the whore. Women get nothing! We get a geek, an overweight middle-age guy, and a nerdy scientific type.

i bet chicks dig that large cranium of yours.

[AutumnHeart]

i bet chicks dig that large cranium of yours.

It's the car, right? Chicks dig the car.

[Jew Mafia]

It's the car, right? Chicks dig the car.

That's a 1956 Jaguar Roadster.

[PeterSparker]

That's a 1956 Jaguar Roadster.

Shotgun!

[dako]

Shotgun!

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

[edwardmblake]

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

You know, if we fix up this car, it could be make-out city, you know that.

[PeterSparker]

You know, if we fix up this car, it could be make-out city, you know that.
It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

[FredC]

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

The Delorian?

[Scotty]

The Delorian?

Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon!

[FredC]

Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon!

Beam me up, Scotty.

[PeterSparker]

Beam me up, Scotty.

I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here!

[edwardmblake]

I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here!

I have had... enough... of YOU!

[PeterSparker]

I have had... enough... of YOU!

I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party. I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh.

[dako]

I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party. I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh.

What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?

[WinterRose]

I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party. I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh.

Why don't you shut up, bitch? And as for your ugly ass, you don't come into my friend's house, with your ****** friends and your bikes, crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink. And here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna get on your bikes, and pedal your ugly asses outta here. We're gentlemen so we're going to give you a choice. Yeah, you can go in peace. Or you can stay and die. The choice is yours.

[PeterSparker]

Why don't you shut up, bitch? And as for your ugly ass, you don't come into my friend's house, with your ****** friends and your bikes, crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink. And here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna get on your bikes, and pedal your ugly asses outta here. We're gentlemen so we're going to give you a choice. Yeah, you can go in peace. Or you can stay and die. The choice is yours.

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

[ZombieSpeedball]

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

[niceguyeddie]

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?... Ignorance is bliss.

[PeterSparker]

You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?... Ignorance is bliss.


Stupid is as stupid does.

[WinterRose]

Stupid is as stupid does.

Up the voltage.

[edwardmblake]

Up the voltage.

I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.

[FredC]

I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.

What's with the doofy sunglasses?

[PeterSparker]

What's with the doofy sunglasses?

What's mine say?

[TheChronoTrigger]

What's mine say?

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[PeterSparker]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

...he said the Greeks will inherit the earth.

[niceguyeddie]

...he said the Greeks will inherit the earth.

you're far too trusting. dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration but don't worry. we'll deal with your rebel friends soon enough.

[Marcdachamp]

you're far too trusting. dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration but don't worry. we'll deal with your rebel friends soon enough.

Dude... where do you buy your weed?

[niceguyeddie]

Dude... where do you buy your weed?

round the corner at the Cafe 80's, guy named Griff, just say no!

[edwardmblake]

round the corner at the Cafe 80's, guy named Griff, just say no!

You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

[PeterSparker]

You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

[FredC]

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I like your style, dude.

[PeterSparker]

I like your style, dude.

I like you, Betty

[TheChronoTrigger]

I like you, Betty

I love lamp

[PeterSparker]

I love lamp

And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

[Uther]

And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

Baby, you're going to miss that plane.

[Marcdachamp]

Baby, you're going to miss that plane.

I am sick and tired of these mother fuckin' snakes, on this mother fuckin' plane!

[PeterSparker]

I am sick and tired of these mother fuckin' snakes, on this mother fuckin' plane!

It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker" on it.

[Uther]

It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker" on it.

Sorry, mother-- mum.

[PeterSparker]

Sorry, mother-- mum.

She'll get over fucking a dead guy. My mom's been fucking a dead guy for thirty years. I call him dad.

[WinterRose]

She'll get over fucking a dead guy. My mom's been fucking a dead guy for thirty years. I call him dad.

He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.

[PeterSparker]

He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.

And he would have...an enormous schwanzstück!

[Akira]

And he would have...an enormous schwanzstück!

No thank you, fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben!

[Changeling]

No thank you, fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben!

Been hitting it awful hard, haven't ya?

[edwardmblake]

Been hitting it awful hard, haven't ya?

Hey, Woman. Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.

[Changeling]

Hey, Woman. Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.

Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style.

[PeterSparker]

Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style.

Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.

[Changeling]

Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.

Nepal! N-E-P-A-L! Viva Nepal! Viva Nepal!

[PeterSparker]

Nepal! N-E-P-A-L! Viva Nepal! Viva Nepal!


All I have is these stupid Nepalese coins

[Changeling]

All I have is these stupid Nepalese coins

Show me the money!

[WinterRose]

Show me the money!

Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.

[Scotty]

Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.

Why any kid would want to be an orphan is beyond me.

[Akira]

Why any kid would want to be an orphan is beyond me.

Don't talk to me about saving those kids. The mayor wants to save his budget. And you wanna save your ass!

[Scotty]

Don't talk to me about saving those kids. The mayor wants to save his budget. And you wanna save your ass!

Enough about me, enough about me. What are you going to do tonight, after I'm gone?

[AutumnHeart]

Enough about me, enough about me. What are you going to do tonight, after I'm gone?

Enough about me. What do you think of me?

( I could shoot myself in the face for even using a quote from that movie. )

[The Dean]

Enough about me. What do you think of me?


It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

[PeterSparker]

It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."


Can't learn to be real. It's like learning to be a midget. It's not a thing you can learn. Some of us are real, some are not.

[Changeling]

Can't learn to be real. It's like learning to be a midget. It's not a thing you can learn. Some of us are real, some are not.

You're a hallucination, brought on by alcohol--Russian vodka--poisoned by Chernobyl!

[Akira]

Can't learn to be real. It's like learning to be a midget. It's not a thing you can learn. Some of us are real, some are not.

Welcome to the desert of the real.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Welcome to the desert of the real.

Nice place you got here.... lots of space.

[Changeling]

Welcome to the desert of the real.

This was supposed to be my weekend off, but no. You got me out here dragging your heavy ass through the desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. You got to come down here with an attitude, acting all big and bad. And, what the Hell is that smell?!

[niceguyeddie]

This was supposed to be my weekend off, but no. You got me out here dragging your heavy ass through the desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. You got to come down here with an attitude, acting all big and bad. And, what the Hell is that smell?!

i thought i smelled cabbage.


ps.
Akira... nice street fighter sig pic... miklo as Ken....??? that's a trip.

[The Dean]

i thought i smelled cabbage.


This has gotta be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on.

[PimpSlapStick!]

Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then, BAM!, hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gotta be that kinda nigga.

[The Dean]

Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then, BAM!, hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gotta be that kinda nigga.

And jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vaders beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man!

[PimpSlapStick!]

Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is irrelevant. What is relevant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

[Changeling]

Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is irrelevant. What is relevant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The Walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buda, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god Lord Ganesha. Now, that takes care of your Eastern religions. Now, the Carpenter, which is obviously a reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son. He represents the Western religions. Now, in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They dupe all these oysters into following them, and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en mass. Now, I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths, based on mythological figures insures the destruction of ones inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of, out of fear of some intangible parent figure that shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, "Do it . . . do it and I'll fuckin' spank you!"

[AutumnHeart]

That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The Walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buda, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god Lord Ganesha. Now, that takes care of your Eastern religions. Now, the Carpenter, which is obviously a reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son. He represents the Western religions. Now, in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They dupe all these oysters into following them, and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en mass. Now, I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths, based on mythological figures insures the destruction of ones inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of, out of fear of some intangible parent figure that shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, "Do it . . . do it and I'll fuckin' spank you!"

Fuck me harder, Steve!

[PimpSlapStick!]

That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The Walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buda, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god Lord Ganesha. Now, that takes care of your Eastern religions. Now, the Carpenter, which is obviously a reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son. He represents the Western religions. Now, in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They dupe all these oysters into following them, and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en mass. Now, I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths, based on mythological figures insures the destruction of ones inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of, out of fear of some intangible parent figure that shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, "Do it . . . do it and I'll fuckin' spank you!"


The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[PimpSlapStick!]

Fuck me harder, Steve!

Yessir Miss Daisy, I be honking

The last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel

[Akira]

Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then, BAM!, hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gotta be that kinda nigga.


Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is irrelevant. What is relevant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.


The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Oooooooobsess much?

[PimpSlapStick!]

Oooooooobsess much?


Worship is more like it.

We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what what was Fonzie?!

[Changeling]

Worship is more like it.

We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what what was Fonzie?!

He's a sex offender, with a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast

[PimpSlapStick!]

He's a sex offender, with a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast

Yolanda, I thought you were gonna be cool. When you yell at me, it makes me nervous. When I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherf***ers get scared, that's when motherf***ers get accidentally shot.

I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from yo' ass is, "You ain't gotno problem

[niceguyeddie]

Yolanda, I thought you were gonna be cool. When you yell at me, it makes me nervous. When I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherf***ers get scared, that's when motherf***ers get accidentally shot.

I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from yo' ass is, "You ain't gotno problem

We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode.

[Scotty]

Finished. I've managed to save the universe and forty percent of your rectum.

[PimpSlapStick!]

We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode.

I like you. You have a goal, and you have the balls to reach that goal. You have this blind stupid belief in yourself

Hold on to your butts!

[PimpSlapStick!]

Finished. I've managed to save the universe and forty percent of your rectum.

You refer to the prophecy of The One, who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it's this boy?

[niceguyeddie]

You refer to the prophecy of The One, who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it's this boy?

I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.

[The Dean]

I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.

That's the last time you put a knife in me! Y'hear me?

[PimpSlapStick!]

I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
What?

Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf***er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

He's b-b-black...

Go on.

He's bald..

Does he look like a bitch?

What?

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BItCH!?

NO!

Then why you trying to f*** him like a bitch, Brett?

I didn't!

Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f***ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[RegularJoe]

I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.

someone once wrote 'hell is the impossibility of reason'. that's what this place feels like, grandma. hell.

[PeterSparker]

someone once wrote 'hell is the impossibility of reason'. that's what this place feels like, grandma. hell.



welcome

to

Hell

[Pat Loika]

welcome

to

Hell

Quick! Change the channel!

[niceguyeddie]

Quick! Change the channel!

i'm givin her all she's got captain, if I push her any harder she'll blow.

[PeterSparker]

i'm givin her all she's got captain, if I push her any harder she'll blow.

Hmm. Well, I'm off. Maintain speed and heading, Mr. Lightoller.

[Scotty]

Hmm. Well, I'm off. Maintain speed and heading, Mr. Lightoller.

They've gone to plad.

[PeterSparker]

They've gone to plad.

Has my face gone green or something?

[Scotty]

Has my face gone green or something?

This face, which earned a mother's fear and loathing, a mask, my first unfeeling scrap of clothing...

[niceguyeddie]

This face, which earned a mother's fear and loathing, a mask, my first unfeeling scrap of clothing...

I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[PeterSparker]

I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

[Scotty]

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!

[PeterSparker]

Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!



KAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

[Scotty]

KAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

You're asking me to risk imprisonment for the sake of two fugitive apes? The answer is- a thousand times- YES

[niceguyeddie]

you talkin' to me? you talkin' to me? then who the hell else are you talking. you talking to me? well I'm the only one here. who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

[PeterSparker]

You're asking me to risk imprisonment for the sake of two fugitive apes? The answer is- a thousand times- YES

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.

[niceguyeddie]

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.

I don't like you because you're dangerous.

[HomerGator]

Us? We're the Monster Squad.

[WinterRose]

Us? We're the Monster Squad.

You ARE the Brute Squad.

[Pat Shatner]

You ARE the Brute Squad.

"We should run!"
"We should hide!"
"Lets kick some butt!"

[Horn]

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.
"He'd been bitten in half below the waist.."

[Changeling]

"He'd been bitten in half below the waist.."

I love my dead, gay son.

[PeterSparker]

I love my dead, gay son.

They shot Sonny on the causeway. He's dead.

[Doug]

They shot Sonny on the causeway. He's dead.

Victim of the modern world.

[Changeling]

Victim of the modern world.

Death by stereo!

[PeterSparker]

Death by stereo!

See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.

[Changeling]

See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.

You like it, huh? How 'bout you give me twenty bucks for it?

[PeterSparker]

You like it, huh? How 'bout you give me twenty bucks for it?

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!

[AutumnHeart]

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!

Hey man, I got FIVE kids to feed.

[Changeling]

Hey man, I got FIVE kids to feed.

That's beautiful, man. To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So, tell me, you and the wife do it doggy-style or what?

[PeterSparker]

That's beautiful, man. To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So, tell me, you and the wife do it doggy-style or what?

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!

[Changeling]

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!

Gal-darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore.

[edwardmblake]

Gal-darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore.

You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

[AutumnHeart]

You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

The wonderful thing about a conversation like this... you only have to have it once.

[Marc Lombardi]

The wonderful thing about a conversation like this... you only have to have it once.
This one time?....at band camp?...I stuck a flute up my pussy.

[MAK15]

This one time?....at band camp?...I stuck a flute up my pussy.

frankly my dear...

I don't give a damn

[Changeling]

frankly my dear...

I don't give a damn

Have you seen my baseball?

[PeterSparker]

Have you seen my baseball?

People don't start playing ball at your age, they retire!

[AutumnHeart]

People don't start playing ball at your age, they retire!

He is too old to train to be a Jedi.

[PeterSparker]

He is too old to train to be a Jedi.

You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.

[Changeling]

You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.

Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.

[edwardmblake]

Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.

I'm too old for this shit!

[AutumnHeart]

I'm too old for this shit!

I make this shit look good.

[FredC]

I make this shit look good.

This shit just got real.

[Marcdachamp]

This shit just got real.

IT'S A SHIT DEMON!

[Changeling]

IT'S A SHIT DEMON!

Faster than a bastard-maniac, more powerful than a loco-madman, it's Super Freddy!

[PeterSparker]

Faster than a bastard-maniac, more powerful than a loco-madman, it's Super Freddy!


Spread your shit! Spread your shit!

[edwardmblake]

Spread your shit! Spread your shit!

I am Jack's colon.

[Scotty]

I am Jack's colon.

Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. Ha, ha.

[Doug]

Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. Ha, ha.

Son, you got a panty on your head.

[Changeling]

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[edwardmblake]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

I'm not fat. It's all this hair. It makes me look poofy.

[Changeling]

I'm not fat. It's all this hair. It makes me look poofy.

Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way

[PeterSparker]

Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way


Would somebody put a frickin' bell on him or something?

[Changeling]

Would somebody put a frickin' bell on him or something?

I can't get the antlers glued onto this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.

[edwardmblake]

I can't get the antlers glued onto this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.

You had best unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

[PeterSparker]

I can't get the antlers glued onto this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.


Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already.

[PeterSparker]

You had best unfuck yourself or I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

You just bought yourself another Saturday!

[Changeling]

You just bought yourself another Saturday!

We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted.

[Ryudo]

We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted.

I've had plenty of Joe jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.

[AutumnHeart]

I've had plenty of Joe jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.

I collect spores, molds and fungus.

[Changeling]

I collect spores, molds and fungus.

Told ya comic books was bad for ya.

[PeterSparker]

Told ya comic books was bad for ya.

I'm in Psychoville and Finkle's the mayor.

[edwardmblake]

I'm in Psychoville and Finkle's the mayor.

Who run Bartertown?

[PeterSparker]

Who run Bartertown?

This town needs an enema!

[GelfXIII]

Up yer SHAFT!

[WinterRose]

Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship.

[GelfXIII]

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

[WinterRose]

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

I worry about you, Beverly. I worry a lot.

[FredC]

I worry about you, Beverly. I worry a lot.

My name is Annie... the good dale is trapped in the black lodge and can't get out. Write it in your diary.

[Uther]

My name is Annie... the good dale is trapped in the black lodge and can't get out. Write it in your diary.

(Weird thing - I was seconds away from typing that exact quote.)

Do you want me to hold you?

[WinterRose]

My name is Annie... the good dale is trapped in the black lodge and can't get out. Write it in your diary.

"Dear Diary, I want to kill- and you have to believe, it's for more than just selfish reasons, more than just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. You have to believe me!"

[FredC]

(Weird thing - I was seconds away from typing that exact quote.)

Do you want me to hold you?

Whoa. That's really... spooky. That actually is disturbing me a little.

What made you want to type that?

[FredC]

"Dear Diary, I want to kill- and you have to believe, it's for more than just selfish reasons, more than just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. You have to believe me!"

How does it feel to have a whacko for a son?

[Uther]

What made you want to type that?

I watched Fire Walk With Me last night.
It is still awesome.

[FredC]

I watched Fire Walk With Me last night.
It is still awesome.

True. Though much stranger than the TV show.

[Uther]

How does it feel to have a whacko for a son?

'Well, I suppose it's possible other kids are masturbating and spreading their semen around the school as well... It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.'


True. Though much stranger than the TV show.
I think the whole ide of FWWM is to finally show the dark underbelly the show so pointedly avoided exposing and forced itself only to hint at.
It's why all the repressed glorius 50s domesticity of the show was so excluded and twisted.

[FredC]

'Well, I suppose it's possible other kids are masturbating and spreading their semen around the school as well... It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.'


I think the whole ide of FWWM is to finally show the dark underbelly the show so pointedly avoided exposing and forced itself only to hint at.
It's why all the repressed glorius 50s domesticity of the show was so excluded and twisted.

Oh, no doubt. But there seemed to be so little of Twin Peaks innocence even shown in the movie that if you hadn't watched the TV show you'd think everybody and their mom stole creamed corn and checked their daughters fingernails before dinner.

Still, great movie. Unfortunately not as scary to me as the first time I saw it. Kind of wish it was.

[WinterRose]

'Well, I suppose it's possible other kids are masturbating and spreading their semen around the school as well... It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.'

Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.

[PeterSparker]

Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.


Eddie says after the baby comes I can quit one of my night jobs.

[Scotty]

Eddie says after the baby comes I can quit one of my night jobs.

I can't have a baby because I have a 12:30 lunch meeting

[FredC]

Eddie says after the baby comes I can quit one of my night jobs.

Eddie? Eddie Valiant?

[Uther]

Oh, no doubt. But there seemed to be so little of Twin Peaks innocence even shown in the movie that if you hadn't watched the TV show you'd think everybody and their mom stole creamed corn and checked their daughters fingernails before dinner.

Yeah, I think that was kinda the point.

But who watches it without watching the series?

It was more a companion piece than a film in its own right. Though it is that too.

[TheChronoTrigger]

Eddie? Eddie Valiant?

You little scumbag! I got your NAME, I got your ASS! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you! Now get up, get on your feet! You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your NECK!

[MAK15]

You little scumbag! I got your NAME, I got your ASS! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you! Now get up, get on your feet! You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your NECK!

what we have here...is a failure to communicate

[TheChronoTrigger]

what we have here...is a failure to communicate

Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?

[PeterSparker]

Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?

I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...

[TheChronoTrigger]

I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...

And then?

[PeterSparker]

And then?

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

[Uther]

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Liar! You've got anti-freeze!

[Marcdachamp]

Liar! You've got anti-freeze!

In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!

[Uther]

In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!

You're not sending ME to the COOLER!

[Marcdachamp]

You're not sending ME to the COOLER!

Come bust a move where the games are played, it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade.

[Changeling]

Come bust a move where the games are played, it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade.

One thing I know is that Joan of Arc is not Noah's wife.

[PeterSparker]

One thing I know is that Joan of Arc is not Noah's wife.

I didn't kill my wife!

[WinterRose]

Neither was she gnawed (Pro: G-no-ed) to death.

[PeterSparker]

Neither was she gnawed (Pro: G-no-ed) to death.

That's right, break it all you spoiled guinea brat!

[Scotty]

That's right, break it all you spoiled guinea brat!

I'm German-Irish

[PeterSparker]

I'm German-Irish

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

[Marcdachamp]

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Who's the man now, dog?

[GelfXIII]

Who's the man now, dog?

Get yer stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty APE!

[Marcdachamp]

Yeah, karate monkey, yeah, that's probably safer.

[PeterSparker]

Yeah, karate monkey, yeah, that's probably safer.
Wax on, wax off.

[Marcdachamp]

Wax on, wax off.

Holy shit, she got pregnant on the toilet seat you jacked off on, I knew it!

[ZombieSpeedball]

Holy shit, she got pregnant on the toilet seat you jacked off on, I knew it!

Oh, honey... Jake knocked you up, didn't he?

[WinterRose]

Oh, honey... Jake knocked you up, didn't he?

Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

[ZombieSpeedball]

Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, and a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your biological clock - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more shit we can pile on to the to of the outcome of this case? Is it possible?

[WinterRose]

Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, and a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your biological clock - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more shit we can pile on to the to of the outcome of this case? Is it possible?

I never sleep, I don't know why. I had a roommate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she's okay now, but she had to transfer to an easier school, but I don't know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, 'cause I'm just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?

[ZombieSpeedball]

I never sleep, I don't know why. I had a roommate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she's okay now, but she had to transfer to an easier school, but I don't know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, 'cause I'm just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?

Hey, Jack, have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes... Right now.

[Changeling]

Hey, Jack, have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes... Right now.

What meal would be complete without a little dead meat? Yes, America's favorite food: dead animal flesh.

[WinterRose]

What meal would be complete without a little dead meat? Yes, America's favorite food: dead animal flesh.

I couldn't enjoy this any more. Mmm-mmm.

[Ashwin Pande]

I couldn't enjoy this any more. Mmm-mmm.

You know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together...... and blow...

[FredC]

You know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together...... and blow...

Whatdoyouthinkwecameherefor, toeat?

[Ashwin Pande]

Whatdoyouthinkwecameherefor, toeat?

I'll have what she's having!

[FredC]

I'll have what she's having!

She's having the baby!

[Marcdachamp]

Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?

[WinterRose]

How much for the little girl? Your daughters. The little girl. Sell to me. Sell me your children.

[Changeling]

How much for the little girl? Your daughters. The little girl. Sell to me. Sell me your children.

You know what this family needs? A mute.

[AutumnHeart]

You know what this family needs? A mute.

This town needs an enema!

[Akira]

This town needs an enema!

Well shit on me!

[Changeling]

This town needs an enema!

I say we blow their fucking houses up!

[Marcdachamp]

I say we blow their fucking houses up!

Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank

[RegularJoe]

Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank

aw fuck you! fuck the lot of you! fuck you all!

[edwardmblake]

aw fuck you! fuck the lot of you! fuck you all!

Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?!

[Uther]

Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?!

You see aliens as these technologically-advanced super-beings who destroy New York city in two minutes flat. Well I hate to say this, but we aliens all suck.

[niceguyeddie]

You see aliens as these technologically-advanced super-beings who destroy New York city in two minutes flat. Well I hate to say this, but we aliens all suck.

all I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat".

[RegularJoe]

all I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat".

english, motherfucker, do you speak it?!?!?

[edwardmblake]

english, motherfucker, do you speak it?!?!?

Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, the reactors won't take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that... Just FYI.

[FredC]

Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, the reactors won't take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that... Just FYI.

We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode.

[Uther]

We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode.

Big bada boom!

[WinterRose]

Big bada boom!

It happens all the time. Sometimes people just explode.

[FredC]

It happens all the time. Sometimes people just explode.

Just like Winnie d' Pooh.

[edwardmblake]

Just like Winnie d' Pooh.

Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker.