[GAME] Converse using Movie Quotes

[Gavin]

Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship.

Accept me as I am. Only then can we discover each other.

[WinterRose]

Accept me as I am. Only then can we discover each other.

Surely France has already been discovered. By the french for a start...

[Gavin]

Surely France has already been discovered. By the french for a start...

Yes, but do you know what it cost?

[edwardmblake]

Yes, but do you know what it cost?

One dollar.

[Gavin]

One dollar.

Two dollars.

[PeterSparker]

Two dollars.

Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

[Gavin]

Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

Why teach an ape to talk?

[PeterSparker]

Why teach an ape to talk?

Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh, shit, It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab?

[NeverWanderer]

Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh, shit, It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab?

Hah! Stupid ugly monkey demon.

[PeterSparker]

Hah! Stupid ugly monkey demon.

Your... Your brain has the shell on it.

[NeverWanderer]

Your... Your brain has the shell on it.

God, I love being a turtle!

[ZombieSpeedball]

God, I love being a turtle!

I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us...

[PeterSparker]

I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us...

Hello, I'm Peter Lemon-Jello and they told me to tell you your house is on fire.

[yeamon]

Hello, I'm Peter Lemon-Jello and they told me to tell you your house is on fire.

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Shit yeah we GOTS ta get paid.

[edwardmblake]

Shit yeah we GOTS ta get paid.


Where's your other hand?

How much for one rib?

[Petyr Baelish]

How much for one rib?

God made Eve from the rib of Adam. And Eve was weak and loosed the raven on the world. And the raven was called sin. Say it, the raven was called sin.

[WinterRose]

God made Eve from the rib of Adam. And Eve was weak and loosed the raven on the world. And the raven was called sin. Say it, the raven was called sin.

I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast.

[PeterSparker]

I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast.

We stop at pancakes house.

[NeverWanderer]

We stop at pancakes house.

A "please" would be nice.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

A "please" would be nice.

So much stress...for politeness' sake.

[Gavin]

So much stress...for politeness' sake.

You want anything else?

[Papa Ginge]

You want anything else?

I'll have pancakes in the age of enlightenment.

[siren3-4]

I'll have pancakes in the age of enlightenment.

Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?

[Papa Ginge]

Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?

Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God! I'm too late!

[WinterRose]

Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God! I'm too late!


http://content8.flixster.com/photo/87/04/51/8704510_gal.jpg

My back hurts. I'm getting sores. I wanna do housework without pain. I'd like to sleep on my stomach once in a while...

[edwardmblake]

http://content8.flixster.com/photo/87/04/51/8704510_gal.jpg

My back hurts. I'm getting sores. I wanna do housework without pain. I'd like to sleep on my stomach once in a while...

Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.

[yeamon]

Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.

All hands, but great cock and bull.

[dako]

All hands, but great cock and bull.


Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on the mother fucking plane!

[edwardmblake]

I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on the mother fucking plane!

Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."

[WinterRose]

Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."

Now I want you to say "big floppy donkey dick".

[Gavin]

Now I want you to say "big floppy donkey dick".

What?

[RegHorsten]

Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."


What movie is that from?

[PeterSparker]

What movie is that from?

What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads? There are some teachers at this school who look the other way at truants. It's a little game you both play. They pretend they don't see you, and you pretend you don't ditch! Now, in the end, who pays the price? YOU!

[Papa Ginge]

What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads? There are some teachers at this school who look the other way at truants. It's a little game you both play. They pretend they don't see you, and you pretend you don't ditch! Now, in the end, who pays the price? YOU!

I don't remember him being sick nine times.

[Gavin]

I don't remember him being sick nine times.

Be prepared for hysterics and even a fainting spell. Better have smelling salts handy and a nip of brandy.

[PeterSparker]

Be prepared for hysterics and even a fainting spell. Better have smelling salts handy and a nip of brandy.

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

[Gavin]

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

I seen another world. Sometimes I think it was just my imagination.

[dako]

I seen another world. Sometimes I think it was just my imagination.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

[Gavin]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Funny how blood stains clothes but washes off hands so easily. Ever notice how doctors and surgeons have such clean, white hands? Even though their pretty hands wallow in blood the whole blessed day.

[Papa Ginge]

Funny how blood stains clothes but washes off hands so easily. Ever notice how doctors and surgeons have such clean, white hands? Even though their pretty hands wallow in blood the whole blessed day.

They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they? I always thought that's what they were. My little friends. The little man with his racing snail, the Nighthob, even the stupid bat. I couldn't hold on to them. The nothing pulled them right out of my hands. I failed.

[edwardmblake]

They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they? I always thought that's what they were. My little friends. The little man with his racing snail, the Nighthob, even the stupid bat. I couldn't hold on to them. The nothing pulled them right out of my hands. I failed.

I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.

[WinterRose]

I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.

Sometimes it's a hard world for small things.

[PeterSparker]

Sometimes it's a hard world for small things.

It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?

[edwardmblake]

It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?

For giving a dumb old bird a second chance!

[PeterSparker]

For giving a dumb old bird a second chance!

Well that's just great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.

[NeverWanderer]

Well that's just great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.

It could be said that I have a bat in my belfry.

[Papa Ginge]

It could be said that I have a bat in my belfry.

We can't stop here. This is bat country!!

[PeterSparker]

We can't stop here. This is bat country!!

Relax, old friend. If they assassinate me, all of Sparta goes to war. Pray they're that stupid. Pray we're that lucky.

[Papa Ginge]

Relax, old friend. If they assassinate me, all of Sparta goes to war. Pray they're that stupid. Pray we're that lucky.

Hey relax guy, I'm just your average Joe. Take a rest.

[edwardmblake]

Hey relax guy, I'm just your average Joe. Take a rest.

Where's your other hand?

[GelfXIII]

I admit it, you are better than I am.
Then why are you smiling?
Because I know something you don't know.
And what is that?
I am not left handed.

[edwardmblake]

I admit it, you are better than I am.
Then why are you smiling?
Because I know something you don't know.
And what is that?
I am not left handed.

Unexpected this is. And unfortunate.

[PeterSparker]

Unexpected this is. And unfortunate.

Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?

[edwardmblake]

Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?

We may not enjoy living together, but dying together isn't going to solve anything.

[NeverWanderer]

sometimes i wish i could boldly go where no man has gone before... But i'll probably stay in aurora. What are you thinking about?

LOUD NOISES!

(stupid de-capitalizer)

[edwardmblake]

LOUD NOISES!

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

[WinterRose]

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

Hey listen, I only speak two languages, English and Bad English. So if you could just SHUT UP for a minute...

[Gavin]

Hey listen, I only speak two languages, English and Bad English. So if you could just SHUT UP for a minute...

"You're chanting Ray. That's what they do. They chant."

[WinterRose]

"You're chanting Ray. That's what they do. They chant."

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem... *WHUNKT!!* Pie Jesu Domine... *WHUNKT!!* ...Dona eis requiem...

[SMACK!]

"You're chanting Ray. That's what they do. They chant."
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."

[Gavin]

"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."

She's a transvestite.

[siren3-4]

She's a transvestite.

I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.

[Gavin]

I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.

They say you are a man of good... taste.

[WinterRose]

They say you are a man of good... taste.

Here Mitch, taste this. Go on, you won't hurt my feelings, just try it. What do you think, too sweet?

[Gavin]

Here Mitch, taste this. Go on, you won't hurt my feelings, just try it. What do you think, too sweet?

What a pretty speech.

[Patch]

What a pretty speech.

I want you to know I love you. I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.

[Gavin]

I want you to know I love you. I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.

Harvey and I sit in the bars... have a drink or two... play the juke box. And soon the faces of all the other people they turn toward mine and they smile. And they're saying, "We don't know your name, mister, but you're a very nice fella." Harvey and I warm ourselves in all these golden moments. We've entered as strangers - soon we have friends. And they come over... and they sit with us... and they drink with us... and they talk to us. They tell about the big terrible things they've done and the big wonderful things they'll do. Their hopes, and their regrets, and their loves, and their hates. All very large, because nobody ever brings anything small into a bar. And then I introduce them to Harvey... and he's bigger and grander than anything they offer me. And when they leave, they leave impressed. The same people seldom come back; but that's envy, my dear. There's a little bit of envy in the best of us.

[WinterRose]

What a pretty speech.

Dass, da facts, JACK!

[PeterSparker]

Harvey and I sit in the bars... have a drink or two... play the juke box. And soon the faces of all the other people they turn toward mine and they smile. And they're saying, "We don't know your name, mister, but you're a very nice fella." Harvey and I warm ourselves in all these golden moments. We've entered as strangers - soon we have friends. And they come over... and they sit with us... and they drink with us... and they talk to us. They tell about the big terrible things they've done and the big wonderful things they'll do. Their hopes, and their regrets, and their loves, and their hates. All very large, because nobody ever brings anything small into a bar. And then I introduce them to Harvey... and he's bigger and grander than anything they offer me. And when they leave, they leave impressed. The same people seldom come back; but that's envy, my dear. There's a little bit of envy in the best of us.

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

[Gavin]

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

...I don't recall him ever having mentioned a rabbit...

[Papa Ginge]

...I don't recall him ever having mentioned a rabbit...

I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

[GelfXIII]

I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

[edwardmblake]

One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

That's not a knife.

[PeterSparker]

That's not a knife.

That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

[Adam Beranek]

That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

[PeterSparker]

I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

Well stop kidding, will ya, and make us some drinks! You just press the button back there marked "booze". It's the only way to fly!

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

Well stop kidding, will ya, and make us some drinks! You just press the button back there marked "booze". It's the only way to fly!

We both know that I'm a drunk. And I know you are a hooker. I hope you understand that I am a person who is totally at ease with that. Which is not to say that I'm indifferent or I don't care, I do. It simple means that I trust and accept your judgment.

[Gavin]

We both know that I'm a drunk. And I know you are a hooker. I hope you understand that I am a person who is totally at ease with that. Which is not to say that I'm indifferent or I don't care, I do. It simple means that I trust and accept your judgment.

Once during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a living hell ever since.

[Ultimate Lurker]

Once during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a living hell ever since.

Somebody once wrote: 'Hell is the impossibility of reason.' That's what this place feels like. Hell.

[WinterRose]

Somebody once wrote: 'Hell is the impossibility of reason.' That's what this place feels like. Hell.

Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.

[Gavin]

Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.

Hey Eckhart....think about the future.

[RegHorsten]

He will come...the voice from the outer world, bringing the holy war, the Jihad, which will cleanse the Universe and bring us out of darkness. He will have been born of a Bene Gesserit mother.

[PeterSparker]

He will come...the voice from the outer world, bringing the holy war, the Jihad, which will cleanse the Universe and bring us out of darkness. He will have been born of a Bene Gesserit mother.

Well, that's because Harold Holt is a tool. He's a cake-eater, he's a clown, he's a bad station chief, and I don't like to cast aspersions on a guy, but he's going to get us all killed.

[edwardmblake]

Well, that's because Harold Holt is a tool. He's a cake-eater, he's a clown, he's a bad station chief, and I don't like to cast aspersions on a guy, but he's going to get us all killed.

Remember how we thought the killer masturbated before commiting his crimes?

[PeterSparker]

Remember how we thought the killer masturbated before commiting his crimes?

What ham did you slap honey? I hope it wasn't the one I just bought.

[RegHorsten]

What ham did you slap honey? I hope it wasn't the one I just bought.


I always felt my schoolmates were idiots. Melvyn Greenglass, you know, fat little face, and Henrietta Farrell, just Miss Perfect all the time. And-and Ivan Ackerman, always the wrong answer. Always.

[PeterSparker]

I always felt my schoolmates were idiots. Melvyn Greenglass, you know, fat little face, and Henrietta Farrell, just Miss Perfect all the time. And-and Ivan Ackerman, always the wrong answer. Always.

Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

[Gavin]

Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

Let's go somewhere.

[edwardmblake]

Let's go somewhere.

How about Cleveland?

[Gavin]

How about Cleveland?

I'll be back in six months.

[PeterSparker]

I'll be back in six months.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

[Gavin]

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

My Dears... Happiness consists of being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

My Dears... Happiness consists of being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.

Bill...it's your baby.

[PeterSparker]

Bill...it's your baby.

What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!

[GelfXIII]

What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!

Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! The hell's the matter with you? Stupid! We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse!

[WinterRose]

Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! The hell's the matter with you? Stupid! We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse!

Oh shit. There goes the planet.

[Patch]

Oh shit. There goes the planet.

So this is it. We're gonna die.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

So this is it. We're gonna die.

What we do in life echoes in eternity.

[NATE!]

What we do in life echoes in eternity.

You have one minute to decide the rest of your life.

[PeterSparker]

You have one minute to decide the rest of your life.

I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...

[edwardmblake]

I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...

According to these chicken guts, there's going to be an awfully big ruckus here this weekend.

[WinterRose]

According to these chicken guts, there's going to be an awfully big ruckus here this weekend.

Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

[RegularJoe]

Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

I have a gun, it's loaded, shut up.

[Patch]

I have a gun, it's loaded, shut up.

I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you, don't take no shit off nobody.

[Patch]

I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you, don't take no shit off nobody.

I'm a poster boy for fear. Because I represent what everyone is afraid of, because I say and do whatever I want.

[RegularJoe]

I'm a poster boy for fear. Because I represent what everyone is afraid of, because I say and do whatever I want.

Excuse me, if I were to give you flowers where would I...no, let me re-phrase. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?

[PeterSparker]

Excuse me, if I were to give you flowers where would I...no, let me re-phrase. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

[Patch]

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Yeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here. 'Course I don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with it, might eat it I suppose.

[LeggoMyEggolas]

Yeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here. 'Course I don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with it, might eat it I suppose.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[Patch]

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Sleep soundly young Rose for I have built you a good ship, strong and true, she has all the lifeboats you need.

[WinterRose]

Sleep soundly young Rose for I have built you a good ship, strong and true, she has all the lifeboats you need.

Babies don't sleep this good.

[LeggoMyEggolas]

Babies don't sleep this good.

No one puts Baby in the corner.

[WinterRose]

No one puts Baby in the corner.

I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.

[Patch]

I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.

Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!

[Gavin]

Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!

If they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?

[WinterRose]

If they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?

If it comes with a steady paycheck, I'll believe anything you say.

[Gavin]

If it comes with a steady paycheck, I'll believe anything you say.

You know what? I think now's probably a good time to discuss my commission, 33%.

[yeamon]

You know what? I think now's probably a good time to discuss my commission, 33%.

Five thousand dollars! I won't pay it. I had no idea it would be so much.

[WinterRose]

Five thousand dollars! I won't pay it. I had no idea it would be so much.

You think you can upset the order of the universe and not pay the price??

[Gavin]

You think you can upset the order of the universe and not pay the price??

Is there no exemption for actors?

[PeterSparker]

Is there no exemption for actors?

You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.

[WinterRose]

You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you.

[Gavin]

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you.

But, this patient is dead.

[edwardmblake]

.

[cPol]

But, this patient is dead.

I'm getting better.

[edwardmblake]

I'm getting better.

Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

[WinterRose]

Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

Well let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the great war, and we kicked the living shit out of you!

[PeterSparker]

Well let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the great war, and we kicked the living shit out of you!

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

[Gavin]

Well let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the great war, and we kicked the living shit out of you!

If I don't have my pistol, I feel sort of naked.

[PeterSparker]

If I don't have my pistol, I feel sort of naked.

"Dear Wheeler: you provide the prose poems. I'll provide the war."

[Gavin]

"Dear Wheeler: you provide the prose poems. I'll provide the war."

We live in the trenches out there. We fight. We try not to be killed, but sometimes we are. That's all.

[RegularJoe]

We live in the trenches out there. We fight. We try not to be killed, but sometimes we are. That's all.

A marine isn't allowed to die unless given permission!

[edwardmblake]

A marine isn't allowed to die unless given permission!

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

[PeterSparker]

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

[ZombieSpeedball]

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

And on that note, we cue the music.

[PeterSparker]

And on that note, we cue the music.

You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

[WinterRose]

You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

In my pocket? There's a whole thing of Tic-Tacs. Take as many as you like

[PeterSparker]

In my pocket? There's a whole thing of Tic-Tacs. Take as many as you like

Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?

[UltimateQuintessa]

Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?

Me Grimlock love Kups war stories, want to hear more about petro rabbits.

[PeterSparker]

Me Grimlock love Kups war stories, want to hear more about petro rabbits.

Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!

[Gavin]

Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!

I'm so hungry I could eat a... a whole elephant.

[PeterSparker]

I'm so hungry I could eat a... a whole elephant.

I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich from a gas station.

[Gavin]

I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich from a gas station.

I'm bursting with fruit flavor.

[Papa Ginge]

I'm bursting with fruit flavor.

Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!

[Gavin]

Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!

Hey, are you a dreamer?

[edwardmblake]

Hey, are you a dreamer?

Please go away let me sleep, for the love of God!

[GelfXIII]

Please go away let me sleep, for the love of God!

Well, of course I don't have the benefit of your experience, but I find it difficult to convince myself that God would have introduced such a foul being into creation without endowing her with some virtures. Hmm? How peaceful life would be without love, Adso, how safe, how tranquil, and how dull.

[PeterSparker]

Well, of course I don't have the benefit of your experience, but I find it difficult to convince myself that God would have introduced such a foul being into creation without endowing her with some virtures. Hmm? How peaceful life would be without love, Adso, how safe, how tranquil, and how dull.

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

[Gavin]

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

Just don't blow up in my face.

[WinterRose]

Just don't blow up in my face.

Nice girls don't explode.

[dako]

Nice girls don't explode.

But who needs nice girls?

[edwardmblake]

But who needs nice girls?

Well, that's where you messed up, son, you can't go to no bar to find a nice woman. You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's good women there and 'erm, church, they're good girls.

[dako]

Well, that's where you messed up, son, you can't go to no bar to find a nice woman. You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's good women there and 'erm, church, they're good girls.


I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint.

[ZombieSpeedball]

I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint.

So she's kinda fucking cute. Let her touch your penis.

[WinterRose]

So she's kinda fucking cute. Let her touch your penis.

She is extremely fuckable. ain't she?

[edwardmblake]

She is extremely fuckable. ain't she?

My money's in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there, and that n***** Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?

[dako]

My money's in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there, and that n***** Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?


You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

[Gavin]

You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

She said keep your meat hooks off......please.

[Papa Ginge]

She said keep your meat hooks off......please.

If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast. I talk fast. And, I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.

[cPol]

If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast. I talk fast. And, I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.

The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.

[Gavin]

The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.

I have no pants.

[PeterSparker]

The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

[Papa Ginge]

I have no pants.

It's Louie! Louie Vincinzi from San Francisco! How was she? Man's so fast, he doesn't wear pants, it slows him down.

[edwardmblake]

It's Louie! Louie Vincinzi from San Francisco! How was she? Man's so fast, he doesn't wear pants, it slows him down.

Didn't you hear what I said? What are you, deaf? What is this, a game?

[WinterRose]

Didn't you hear what I said? What are you, deaf? What is this, a game?

No. Not if it's Monopoly, cos I really kick ass at that game. But... I get to be the shoe.

[GelfXIII]

No. Not if it's Monopoly, cos I really kick ass at that game. But... I get to be the shoe.

So, does anybody wanna play Parcheesi?

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

So, does anybody wanna play Parcheesi?

I want to play a game.

[Gavin]

I want to play a game.

I'm tired, I've been drinking since nine o'clock, my wife is vomiting, there's been a lot of screaming going on around here!

[adamgreenberger]

It all part of the plan

[Gavin]

It all part of the plan

It may sound presumptuous of me - but in my humble way, I've suffered as much physical pain as Jesus. And his torments were rather brief. Lasting some four hours, I gather? I feel that he was tormented far worse on an other level. Maybe I've got it all wrong. But just think of Gethsemane, Vicar. Christ's disciples fell asleep. They hadn't understood the meaning of the last supper, or anything. And when the servants of the law appeared, they ran away. And Peter denied him. Christ had known his disciples for three years. They'd lived together day in and day out - but they never grasped what he meant. They abandoned him, to the last man. And he was left alone. That must have been painful. Realizing that no one understands. To be abandoned when you need someone to rely on - that must be excruciatingly painful. But the worse was yet to come. When Jesus was nailed to the cross - and hung there in torment - he cried out - "God, my God!" "Why hast thou forsaken me?" He cried out as loud as he could. He thought that his heavenly father had abandoned him. He believed everything he'd ever preached was a lie. The moments before he died, Christ was seized by doubt. Surely that must have been his greatest hardship? God's silence.

[siren3-4]

You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.

[WinterRose]

And my wife... SENT me to my ROOM! ... Which is where I wanted to go in the first place.

[GelfXIII]

And my wife... SENT me to my ROOM! ... Which is where I wanted to go in the first place.

A jet engine fell on my house... landed on my bed. While I was talking to Frank on the golf course.

[WinterRose]

A jet engine fell on my house... landed on my bed. While I was talking to Frank on the golf course.

Bob.

I nailed your wife.

After the town meeting last August. You were in Rhode Island on business.

Three times, Bob. She said you never went three times, Bob.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

Bob.

I nailed your wife.

After the town meeting last August. You were in Rhode Island on business.

Three times, Bob. She said you never went three times, Bob.

Actually, makes me curious. I wonder who she's fucking now.

[Gavin]

Actually, makes me curious. I wonder who she's fucking now.

Are you sad because you've grown old?

[Patch]

Are you sad because you've grown old?

It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

[Gavin]

It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

I have no choice but to dismiss you. It breaks my heart, but I can't expose my guests to your firearms. It may be wrong of them, but they value their lives.

[Patch]

I have no choice but to dismiss you. It breaks my heart, but I can't expose my guests to your firearms. It may be wrong of them, but they value their lives.

You are not in a position to ask for anything. We will take what we wish, and then decide whether or not to blow your ship from the water.

[Gavin]

You are not in a position to ask for anything. We will take what we wish, and then decide whether or not to blow your ship from the water.

How did you get in here? I thought Dad bolted the door.

[siren3-4]

How did you get in here? I thought Dad bolted the door.

Are you the Keymaster?

[Gavin]

Are you the Keymaster?

Naturally. Who were you expecting, Honey? The Tooth Fairy?

[cPol]

Naturally. Who were you expecting, Honey? The Tooth Fairy?

You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did.

[PeterSparker]

You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did.

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

[niceguyeddie]

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

I'm not callin' you a chicken fucker but that boy over there looks sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken fucking.

[siren3-4]

I'm not callin' you a chicken fucker but that boy over there looks sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken fucking.

Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

[WinterRose]

Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Pleased to meet you. I'm Captain Jack Harkness.

[Gavin]

Pleased to meet you. I'm Captain Jack Harkness.

Hark! Jungle sounds.

[cPol]

Hark! Jungle sounds.

Shh. Listen... do you smell something?

[Gavin]

Shh. Listen... do you smell something?

It's a hormone extract.

[cPol]

It's a hormone extract.

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

[Gavin]

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Sex with you is really a Kafka-esque experience.

[cPol]

Sex with you is really a Kafka-esque experience.

Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality.

[Papa Ginge]

Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality.

I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

[PeterSparker]

I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.

[Gavin]

Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.

What's going on over there at "Food Land"?

[Papa Ginge]

What's going on over there at "Food Land"?

I'm caught in the middle, torn between my loyalty to my boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.

[edwardmblake]

I'm caught in the middle, torn between my loyalty to my boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.

Ennnnnhhhhh! Time's up! What do we have for the losers, judge? Well, for our defendants, it's a life time at exotic Fort Leavenworth! And, for defense counsel Kaffee, that's right, it's a court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated Marine officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching... typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing "Should we or should we not listen to the advice of the galactically stupid!"

[RegularJoe]

Ennnnnhhhhh! Time's up! What do we have for the losers, judge? Well, for our defendants, it's a life time at exotic Fort Leavenworth! And, for defense counsel Kaffee, that's right, it's a court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated Marine officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching... typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing "Should we or should we not listen to the advice of the galactically stupid!"

you're a lot brighter than you look.

[PeterSparker]

you're a lot brighter than you look.

I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok?

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok?

You...complete...me.

[PeterSparker]

You...complete...me.

And I'm caught in the middle - torn between my loyalty for the boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

And I'm caught in the middle - torn between my loyalty for the boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.

Riddles in the dark...

[WinterRose]

Riddles in the dark...
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She puts the poodle on the table... And the bartender says, "Well I guess you won't be needing a drink." Naked lady says...

...OOOOOHHHHSHIIIIIIIITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PeterSparker]

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She puts the poodle on the table... And the bartender says, "Well I guess you won't be needing a drink." Naked lady says...

...OOOOOHHHHSHIIIIIIIITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Son, that's shit. This is Shinola. Shit. Shinola. Got it?

[Gavin]

Son, that's shit. This is Shinola. Shit. Shinola. Got it?

I said I was impressed. I'm beside myself with jealousy. What do you want me to do, throw up?

[WinterRose]

I said I was impressed. I'm beside myself with jealousy. What do you want me to do, throw up?

Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the fucking last month's newspapers blowing *back* and *forth*. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo.

[PeterSparker]

Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the fucking last month's newspapers blowing *back* and *forth*. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo.

Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them, they kill you.

[RegularJoe]

Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them, they kill you.

they're all trying to kill us. slowly. painfully. crippelingly.

[Dr. Omega]

they're all trying to kill us. slowly. painfully. crippelingly.
you're all going to die down here

[WinterRose]

you're all going to die down here

I'd like to wish you the best in your future career, but I doubt you'll live long enough to have one.

[Dr. Omega]

I'd like to wish you the best in your future career, but I doubt you'll live long enough to have one.
There is no tomorrow!!

[PeterSparker]

There is no tomorrow!!

I'll think about that tomorrow. ... After all... tomorrow is another day...

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

I'll think about that tomorrow. ... After all... tomorrow is another day...

And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?

[PeterSparker]

And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?

Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock.

[Gavin]

Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock.

Remember when you were a kid and you'd hold your breath when you run past a grave yard? Leave that man alone.

[PeterSparker]

Remember when you were a kid and you'd hold your breath when you run past a grave yard? Leave that man alone.

Give that man his money.

[GelfXIII]

Give that man his money.

It's "act". A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.

Oh, I see. This is a holdup?

[WinterRose]

It's "act". A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.

Oh, I see. This is a holdup?

Any of you fucking pigs move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

or...

Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion.

[GelfXIII]

Any of you fucking pigs move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!



Say goodbye to your frog, pig.

OR


Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion.


You move like a pregnant yak. Sit.

[WinterRose]

Say goodbye to your frog, pig.

Hello, I must be going,
I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going.
I’m glad I came, but just the same I must be going.
La La.

[PeterSparker]

Hello, I must be going,
I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going.
I’m glad I came, but just the same I must be going.
La La.

You got here just in time for the death rattle, the last gasp, the last grope.

[GelfXIII]

You got here just in time for the death rattle, the last gasp, the last grope.

Everybody wanted me to do it, him most of all. I felt like he was up there, waiting for me to take the pain away. He just wanted to go out like a soldier, standing up, not like some poor, wasted, rag-assed renegade. Even the jungle wanted him dead, and that's who he really took his orders from anyway.

[Kurt Russell Crowe]

Everybody wanted me to do it, him most of all. I felt like he was up there, waiting for me to take the pain away. He just wanted to go out like a soldier, standing up, not like some poor, wasted, rag-assed renegade. Even the jungle wanted him dead, and that's who he really took his orders from anyway.

When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador trofeo de los hombres" means the demon who makes trophies of men.

[WinterRose]

When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador trofeo de los hombres" means the demon who makes trophies of men.

There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dk9z6Ul4X4

[GelfXIII]

There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dk9z6Ul4X4

TODD:
For what's the sound of the world out there?
LOVETT:
What, Mr. Todd?
What, Mr. Todd?
What is that sound?
TODD:
Those crunching noises pervading the air!
LOVETT:
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, all around!
TODD:
It's man devouring man, my dear!
And who are we to deny it in here!

[PeterSparker]

Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.

[WinterRose]

Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.

Mastah's about to do his wisdom thang!

[PeterSparker]

Mastah's about to do his wisdom thang!

Excuse me while I whip this out!

[Dr. Omega]

Excuse me while I whip this out!

Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip

[WinterRose]

Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip

Where there's a whip... there's a way!

[PeterSparker]

Where there's a whip... there's a way!

It's a God damn waste of time. There's no way he can land this plane.

[Papa Ginge]

It's a God damn waste of time. There's no way he can land this plane.

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

[cPol]

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

[edwardmblake]

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too god damned beau coup.

[Papa Ginge]

What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too god damned beau coup.

Hmm, I'm sorry, Budd. That was rude of me, wasn't it? Budd, I'd like to introduce my friend, the black mamba. Black mamba, this is Budd.

[PeterSparker]

Hmm, I'm sorry, Budd. That was rude of me, wasn't it? Budd, I'd like to introduce my friend, the black mamba. Black mamba, this is Budd.

As much as I wanted to be Gordon Gekko, I'll always be Budd Fox.

[GelfXIII]

As much as I wanted to be Gordon Gekko, I'll always be Budd Fox.

From this moment on, you are this far away from death. At night, look closely into every shadow for my sword. And by the cold light day, know that I am just one step behind you like the fox that I am. Mark me well, one sinister move, one malicious deed, and I will swoop down on you like God's thunder. From this moment on, I own your evil heart and I will crush it, if you hurt this pueblo anymore.

[edwardmblake]

From this moment on, you are this far away from death. At night, look closely into every shadow for my sword. And by the cold light day, know that I am just one step behind you like the fox that I am. Mark me well, one sinister move, one malicious deed, and I will swoop down on you like God's thunder. From this moment on, I own your evil heart and I will crush it, if you hurt this pueblo anymore.

My name is Dances with Wolves. I will not talk to you anymore. You are not worth talking to.

[PeterSparker]

My name is Dances with Wolves. I will not talk to you anymore. You are not worth talking to.

Kent is a legacy, Otter. His brother was a '59. Fred Dorfman.

[WinterRose]

kent is a legacy, otter. His brother was a '59. Fred dorfman.

this is jesus, kent. And you've been a very naughty boy.

[PeterSparker]

this is jesus, kent. And you've been a very naughty boy.

You never played for Charlie Comiskey.

[WinterRose]

You never played for Charlie Comiskey.

I wouldn't have... I've never never... never...

[PeterSparker]

I wouldn't have... I've never never... never...

You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.

[RegularJoe]

You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.

In the Navy, they teach us to wash up after we take a piss.

[edwardmblake]

In the Navy, they teach us to wash up after we take a piss.

Mr Hunter, we have rules that are not open to interpretation, personal intuition, gut feelings, hairs on the back of your neck, little devils or angels sitting on your shoulder. We're all very well aware of what our orders are and what those orders mean. They come down from our Commander in Chief. They contain no ambiguity.

[PeterSparker]

Mr Hunter, we have rules that are not open to interpretation, personal intuition, gut feelings, hairs on the back of your neck, little devils or angels sitting on your shoulder. We're all very well aware of what our orders are and what those orders mean. They come down from our Commander in Chief. They contain no ambiguity.

Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?