I just kicked out 6 dudes having an orgy in the hotel...

[Pat Loika]

I'm waiting for my shift to end and I get a call from an angry guest, talking about how loud the room next door is.

So I grabbed the security guard, we went up to the room, and as soon as the doors open I am treated to the sight of six grown and naked men in the midst of an orgy. (Keith and the Shwic might dig a couple of them :lol: )

There's broken furniture and cigarette smoke which was enough grounds for us to send them away.

Why can't I ever catch a lesbian orgy instead?

P.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

This is why you should always carry a camera.

[MAK15]

damn!
what is it with you and your hotel, anyway?

[Garth]

It was the same guys from the conga line, wasn't it?

[XXXenophile]

So we finally had the Conga Line sequel?

[Pat Loika]

It was the same guys from the conga line, wasn't it?

No idea. Same hotel, though.

[tdaniel]

this thread is useless without sketches.

[Keith P.]

How did you find out?

Were their complaints?

I've been to several sex parties at hotels, and we've never had any problems.

and 6 is kind of a small number.

[MAK15]

How did you find out?

Were their complaints?


dude, read opening post!

[Keith P.]

dude, read opening post!

I skimmed!

[Pat Loika]

How did you find out?

Were their complaints?

I've been to several sex parties at hotels, and we've never had any problems.

and 6 is kind of a small number.

We had multiple complaints, from the two rooms they were next to, and even the people downstairs.

P.

[Adam Witt]

:rofl:

It never ends, does it?

[Pat Loika]

:rofl:

It never ends, does it?

54 minutes left. I just want to go home!

P.

[John M. Coker (Johnny C.)]

That's um... awesome?

I mean, funny awesome, not hot awesome.

[Howlett]

Jesus man, you just can't catch a break. I'll keep praying for the hot lesbian orgy for you... wait, fuck... not for you :mad:

[Thomas Mauer]

Jesus man, you just can't catch a break. I'll keep praying for the hot lesbian orgy for you... wait, fuck... not for you :mad:

So you think you can compete with Pat in converting a lesbian orgy party? Sorry man, but I don't quite see that happening. :p

[FredC]

You work at the Overlook. That's the only possible explanation for all this paranormal activity in your life, Pat.

[Howlett]

So you think you can compete with Pat in converting a lesbian orgy party? Sorry man, but I don't quite see that happening. :p

Who the fuck's talking about converting them? :shifty:

[King of Mars]

I skimmed!Christ, it was only four sentences long. What's yer hurry? :)

[Garth]

Christ, it was only four sentences long. What's yer hurry? :)

How else do you think he became a Watchdog? He is already thinking about the next 50 posts he will be doing today.

[Howlett]

How else do you think he became a Watchdog? He is already thinking about the next 50 posts he will be doing today.

Wrong poster ya twerp :p

He quoted Keith P. I'm the Watchdog :lol:

[c. page]

jesus pat, i swear you take "may you live in interesting times" to a serious extreme.

[Hock]

So what do you do in a situation like this? kick them out and charge the shit out of their credit card?

[TIP]

this thread is useless without sketches.

:lol:!!!

[Magnum V.I.]

No Fisto Action?

[Fourthman]

Why can't I ever catch a lesbian orgy instead?

P.

What do you call the Bendis Board?

[Kirblar]

What do you call the Bendis Board?
An Orgy of 1?

[Oeming]

How did you find out?

Were their complaints?

I've been to several sex parties at hotels, and we've never had any problems.

and 6 is kind of a small number.


You rock.

[Jim T.]

I have developed many goals from being on this board - meet Warren Ellis, go to Lord Retail's shop, visit James Sime's shop but above all, I have resolved that before I die I will stay at Pat's hotel.

[Yorick Brown]

Pat Loika: Creator of a Dozen Blue Balls

[Icaruss]

What the hell kinda people stay in your hotel, man?

I mean, there's nothing wrong with gay sex parties. But don't you have some bizarre new story every week? I mean, it's like there's some... cosmic point were the lines of weirdness bisect and... it's...

Weird.

[Akira]

I have developed many goals from being on this board - meet Warren Ellis, go to Lord Retail's shop, visit James Sime's shop but above all, I have resolved that before I die I will stay at Pat's hotel.

Road Trip!!!

[Marc Lombardi]

They probably just took it to the streets afterwards.

[Shepherd]

What's the hotel's name, anyway, Pat? I think the board should seriously consider having a meet up there. Sounds like there's always wackiness going on, and it would be fun to watch.

R

[Jim T.]

Road Trip!!!

:rock:

[dEnny!]

I'm waiting for my shift to end and I get a call from an angry guest, talking about how loud the room next door is.

So I grabbed the security guard, we went up to the room, and as soon as the doors open I am treated to the sight of six grown and naked men in the midst of an orgy. (Keith and the Shwic might dig a couple of them :lol: )

There's broken furniture and cigarette smoke which was enough grounds for us to send them away.

Why can't I ever catch a lesbian orgy instead?

P.


No one likes a cock blocker.

[Jef UK]

damn!
what is it with you and your hotel, anyway?

It's a hotel.

[I AM GROOT!]

Pat Loika: Creator of a Dozen Blue Balls

A dozen? :?

Edit: *Does the math* Ah...now I got it. :thumb:

[RebootedCorpse]

Who gets to clean up that room?

[Brian Defferding]

Ha ha! That's too bad. I guess it's hard to have a sex party without a 20 foot radius hearing it clear as day. Maybe they should get two corner rooms next time.

[Garth]

Wrong poster ya twerp :p

He quoted Keith P. I'm the Watchdog :lol:

Eh, you guys all look the same when the lights are out :scared:

[Thomas Mauer]

Who gets to clean up that room?

That's gonna be less icky than the werewolf lady's room cleaning. Remember that one of the cleaning staff quit her job because of that room!

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Jesus, imagine the noise that must have been coming from that room? Must have really freaked out the neighboring rooms. They were probably waiting to hear female moans and groans, but instead just got a chorus of men. :lol:

[Justin.Strange]

Maybe they just got back from a Bloc Party show.


Bloc Party's Kele Okereke has revealed that the band were forced to leave the stage during a gig in Utrecht earlier this year after a couple in the audience started having sex.

"There was a couple having sex in front of us in Utrecht, I climbed up into the balcony and they were doing it on the floor. I said something into the mic and everyone started cheering,” Okereke told the Mirror.

"At first the couple looked embarrassed and then they just carried on. Next, everyone just started making out with each other. We had to leave the stage because it was getting so everyone was having sex.

http://www.gigwise.com/news/38708/bloc-party-gig-interrupted-by-crowd-sex-show

[kritty]

Maybe they just got back from a Bloc Party show.

was it like when someone lights a cigarette? once one lt up, all the others had to get their fix too?

[Ashwin Pande]

Jesus, imagine the noise that must have been coming from that room? Must have really freaked out the neighboring rooms. They were probably waiting to hear female moans and groans, but instead just got a chorus of men. :lol:

Ok.. the image in my head now is of a gay accapella group singing accapella versions of showtunes while having rough, angry sex.

Thanks for that! :-x

:thumb:

[Keith P.]

Who gets to clean up that room?

Ive always wondered....

1)Who cleans the room after a sex party. Cause believe me, you can tell what happened afterwords.

2)What's it like to be the guy from Pepsi/Coke/Nabisco, whatever, who has to fill the vending machines in a bathhouse.

[MarkChatman]

I'm waiting for my shift to end and I get a call from an angry guest, talking about how loud the room next door is.

So I grabbed the security guard, we went up to the room, and as soon as the doors open I am treated to the sight of six grown and naked men in the midst of an orgy. (Keith and the Shwic might dig a couple of them :lol: )

There's broken furniture and cigarette smoke which was enough grounds for us to send them away.

Why can't I ever catch a lesbian orgy instead?

P.




Classic. That got a laugh out of me. :)

[Marc Lombardi]

2)What's it like to be the guy from Pepsi/Coke/Nabisco, whatever, who has to fill the vending machines in a bathhouse.

I'll tell you what it's like...they don't bend over to pick up a pack of Chex Mix when they fall to the floor.

[kylethoreau]

great story reminds me of the time I was kicked out of a hotel for similar reasons (too loud being what it was)


and I too wish to know what hotel you work at :thumb:

[ZombieSpeedball]

I just can't imagine these things actually happen to Pat. Seriously, I mean, it happens so often...

[Ashwin Pande]

I just can't imagine these things actually happen to Pat. Seriously, I mean, it happens so often...

It happens at hotels. They're like a menagerie of the weirdest human beings walking in and out on a daily basis. My cousin works at a hotel and he's a huge boor.. I really can't stand him.. but whenever we're together his insane hotel stories are enough to distract me from his "God I'd love to lick the crack of her ass with my tongue!! Am I right??!" lines.

He never ran into anything like this though...

[jess]

WOW! what a way to spend a holiday!