My robot went berzerk and tried to kill me last night

[Gordon Chumway]

Then on the way to work I almost got in a jet pack accident.


What will threads of the future be like I wonder?

[DaGetHighKnight]

My robot whore got pregnant and shes having a Tin-Man. Ill put him to work in my Hover garage.

[GelfXIII]

mybrainjackwentdownandnowiactuallyhave2typewithmyf ingrs&issuxmax

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

My cock got stuck in my Pleasure-Robo 4670, does anybody know how to unlock the jaws manually?

[Marc Lombardi]

Who Knew That Wakkajawakka Was Right All Along And They Would Change The English Language To Make All Words Capitalized At The Beginning?

[AAlgar]

So far I'm not seeing anything that Winter Rose wouldn't post now, in 2007.

[DaGetHighKnight]

So far I'm not seeing anything that Winter Rose wouldn't post now, in 2007.

I was thinking the same thing.

[Ashwin Pande]

future = doubleplus good!!

[GelfXIII]

So far I'm not seeing anything that Winter Rose wouldn't post now, in 2007.


I was thinking the same thing.


mybrainjackwentdownandnowiactuallyhave2typewithmyf ingrs&issuxmax


Hmmm?

[Angel]

So far I'm not seeing anything that Winter Rose wouldn't post now, in 2007.
i thought he was the one that started this thread.

[Marc Lombardi]

Well, I psionically telethought my resignation letter....so, why does my mental chip keep sending depressed signals to my cryobody?

[JABSEN]

Ultimates 3 #2 is out this week!


(Get it?)

[AAlgar]

Well, I psionically telethought my resignation letter....so, why does my mental chip keep sending depressed signals to my cryobody?

:lol:!

[Angel]

Ultimates 3 #2 is out this week!


(Get it?)
no.

[Jim.]

Have you seen the Sin City posters?

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I attended three same sex weddings last week...

[nihilance]

Well, I psionically telethought my resignation letter....so, why does my mental chip keep sending depressed signals to my cryobody?

classic

[Gordon Chumway]

http://a375.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/47/l_c364c1783c2eb4807f2b37418fc8d696.jpg

[Angel]

bendis board awards 2030, no one cares but taxman.

[JABSEN]

So my Space Boss said she'd show me her Space vag tat.

[KillEv3ryOne]

I just want to be able to stuff garbage into my gas tank like in Back To The Future.

RAD!

[KillEv3ryOne]

Sorry about the double post. Don't mind me.

[JABSEN]

I just want to be able to stuff garbage into my gas tank like in Back To The Future.

RAD!But you can do that already! You're in the future!

[Marc Lombardi]

[GAME] Hurt/Heal -- Alien Races Known to Exist Edition

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

My teleportation machine broke, so now I'm stuck half at work and half at home...

[Ashwin Pande]

[GAME] Hurt or Heal Robot Wars Edition

[JABSEN]

There are no more elephants.

[Bryan H]

Who Knew That Wakkajawakka Was Right All Along And They Would Change The English Language To Make All Words Capitalized At The Beginning?

Win.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

I called one of the aliens I work with a "gray" last night, and he got offended, did I do something wrong?

[AAlgar]

There are no more elephants.

No more cruelty to elephants either.

[JABSEN]

No more cruelty to elephants either.Affirmative

[Marc Lombardi]

Why do all of the gray aliens ask if we take Zorlackts (instead of Zorlacks)?

[GelfXIII]

Wow, this world is really hot. Aint it hot now? I dont think it used to be this hot.

[KillEv3ryOne]

But you can do that already! You're in the future!

woah you're right. what comes next?

[Bryan H]

Sorry about the double post. Don't mind me.

That's cool man, welcome. I can see from your name that you will fit right in.

[Marc Lombardi]

Why was the Ethan Van Sciver-bot banned?

[AAlgar]

I don't see a lot of political threads since President Coulter took office.

[Angel]

where'd all the red heads go?

[DaGetHighKnight]

Minimum wage is now $725.00 an hour and I still cant afford shit.

[Marc Lombardi]

Who is going to MarsCon?

[Gordon Chumway]

I called one of the aliens I work with a "gray" last night, and he got offended, did I do something wrong?

:lol:

[KillEv3ryOne]

That's cool man, welcome. I can see from your name that you will fit right in.

Why thank you kindly, Its actually my XBL Gamertag, I just thought I'd use it here too.

[Ashwin Pande]

I don't see a lot of political threads since President Coulter took office.

If this ever happens even on an alternate earth in a what if elseworlds reality.. all of humanity should shoot themselves in the head at the same time.

[AAlgar]

Cth's Weird Hologram Thread, Week of 11/22/35

[Marc Lombardi]

Wow! I was cleaning out my attic and found an old Blu-Ray player! Remember those?

[GelfXIII]

If this ever happens even on an alternate earth in a what if elseworlds reality.. all of humanity should shoot themselves in the head at the same time.

Yeah, wasn't it funny when they did that? Now it's just us superevolved lolcats left inhabiting the planet!

[Angel]

WHY is that TRASH CAN on the TABLE goes double tungsten.

[DaGetHighKnight]

Still no cure for herpes :(

[Gordon Chumway]

Co-Presidents Jenna and Barbara Bush are invading Turkey to kill Osama Bin Laden.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Well, I'm cryogenically freezing myself, see you guys in a few hundred years!!

[AAlgar]

The Simpsons season 78 isn't funny anymore.

[KillEv3ryOne]

Still no cure for herpes :(

ha ha Very funny! :)

I guess you should have bought stock in Valtrex back in 2013.

[Marc Lombardi]

U.S. to finally leave Iraniraqistan.

[Marc Lombardi]

A-Rod's 1,787 Homerun record may have been tainted

[AAlgar]

Sports: still boring.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

What would you do if you found out your girlfriend was a space whore?

[Bryan H]

Impeach Bush the XXVII!

[Gordon Chumway]

I got a job working at the Moon Trade Center.

[Ashwin Pande]

Sports: still boring.

This will never change through time immemorial.

[Amos Moses]

My kid wants to be a farmer on Antartica.

[DaGetHighKnight]

ha ha Very funny! :)

I guess you should have bought stock in Valtrex back in 2013.

DOH!

Plans to re-build The WTC are ready to go pending political red tape and Robot Mafioso 's.

[Angel]

batman/daredevil omnibus goes to 10th printing.

[KillEv3ryOne]

This will never change through time immemorial.

Sports aren't boring to everyone you know. . . :no:

[DaGetHighKnight]

Sports: still boring.

I am hoping sports with look like they did on the Jetsons when Spacley's Sprockets played the Cogswell Cogs...

[Marc Lombardi]

The Rich-Johnson 4000 has an interview with Bendis' brain in a jar in the new LITG

[AAlgar]

Sports aren't boring to everyone you know. . . :no:

No, but they are boring to everyone I care about.

[AAlgar]

Warren Ellis still bitching about flying cars.

[JABSEN]

I am hoping sports with look like they did on the Jetsons when Spacley's Sprockets played the Cogswell Cogs...I'm just wondering when will start adding Space and Astro to the words we use.

[JABSEN]

No, but they are boring to everyone I care about.:cry:

[KillEv3ryOne]

No, but they are boring to everyone I care about.

touche...

I guess in 2167 you would now be referred to as a "Space Douche".

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Flying Cars Found To Cause SPACE AIDS.

[DaGetHighKnight]

I have the winner!!! are you ready AALgar???


Song of Songs (the comic book) Issue 3 Hits shelves this week!!!

[AAlgar]

I'm just wondering when will start adding Space and Astro to the words we use.

I'm just wondering what the subject of that sentence was.

[AAlgar]

I have the winner!!! are you ready AALgar???


Song of Songs (the comic book) Issue 3 Hits shelves this week!!!


God bless! :rock:

[Marc Lombardi]

Warren Ellis still bitching about flying cars.


and then 15 minutes later, by someone else.....




Warren Ellis: "What the fuck is up with these flying cars?"

[JABSEN]

I'm just wondering what the subject of that sentence was.Space Grammer Nazi!

[DaGetHighKnight]

I'm just wondering when will start adding Space and Astro to the words we use.

We should start now ..

Space off Astro turd.

[Amos Moses]

Anybody wanna play Duke Nukem Forever?

[JABSEN]

I have the winner!!! are you ready AALgar???


Song of Songs (the comic book) Issue 3 Hits shelves this week!!!God Bless,

Teleport,phase,phase,teleport

[Marc Lombardi]

Is anyone buying the Playstation17?

[KillEv3ryOne]

Anybody wanna play Duke Nukem Forever?

OH SNAP!!

[Angel]

I'm just wondering when will start adding Space and Astro to the words we use.
you've already done it a few times in this thread.

[Marc Lombardi]

HOLY SHIT!!! David Tennant weds former Benbo Mod Alysha McK!!!

[AAlgar]

God Bless,

Teleport,phase,phase,teleport

Nice to see we'll have discovered a cure for nosebleeds.

[JABSEN]

you've already done it a few times in this thread.SQFT

[JABSEN]

Nice to see we'll have discovered a cure for nosebleeds.Close. We've discovered a cure for noses.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Space Pirate Attacks On The Rise!

[Marc Lombardi]

Pat Loika wins Eisner

[Bryan H]

Is anyone buying the Playstation17?



I'm holding out for the Piiniis.

[Ashwin Pande]

RIAA imprisons 6 year old for thinking of the Happy Birthday song on his Birthday.

[JABSEN]

Pat Loika wins EisnerThe Michael Eisner ABC Tostito's Disney Man of the Year Award

[AAlgar]

Austin Powers references: not funny again yet.

[GelfXIII]

The entertainment industry finally agreed on an HD format for DVDs this week. unfortunately no one has used DVDs in over 50 years.

In other entertainment news, President Kermit the Frog was heard saying "It aint easy being green" as he launch the pig bombs towards greenland.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

So the doctor is growing a new dick for me, because the other one broke last night:sad:

[Gordon Chumway]

I'm just wondering when will start adding Space and Astro to the words we use.

Like Astrovan?

[JABSEN]

Like Astrovan?No. Like Space Astrovan.

[Amos Moses]

My insurance won't cover the therapy I need after going into a Hentai Holography club.

[Gordon Chumway]

I went to the McDonalds/Barnes and Noble/Strabucks today, it made me wish I supported small business while I had the chance.

[chazbot]

When is the third Powers HC coming out?

[AAlgar]

AAlgar's 50,000,000th post extravaganza!

[Marc Lombardi]

New word added to Webster's Dictionary: Cosimic

[Angel]

My insurance won't cover the therapy I need after going into a Hentai Holography club.
could be worse, you wouldn't even had been able to walk out of the guro hentai roleplay club.

[Marc Lombardi]

Suri Cruise runs over Paris Hilton in drunk driving accident

[Angel]

AAlgar's 50,000,000th post extravaganza!
where he just talks about himself for 20 pages and thanks no one. ;)

[Sir Erudite Gav]

AAlgar's 50,000,000th post extravaganza!

Shortly after his 532nd time quitting the board.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

NEWS!: Turns Out Scientologists Were Right All Along!!

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

where he just talks about himself for 20 pages and thanks no one. ;)

ASTRO ZING!!

[Marc Lombardi]

Mike Oeming armwrestles Pope to death

[AAlgar]

The Travis! and Jenifu celebrate 50th wedding anniversary; granddaughter announces engagement to Damien Larimer, grandson of noble and kari.

[chazbot]

[POLL] Who thinks the Antichrist is a real bitch?

[Sir Erudite Gav]

where he just talks about himself for 20 pages and thanks no one. ;)

That's inflati....uh... space inflation for you.

[AAlgar]

where he just talks about himself for 20 pages and thanks no one. ;)

If current trends hold out, why would I be inclined to thank anyone in the future either? Are you people gonna somehow become less worthless over time? I doubt it.

[Angel]

wow, even goddard's kids are pretentious.


i kid.

[Marc Lombardi]

I think I liked it more when women only had two boobs

[DaGetHighKnight]

My ipod Light Saber is ffucking sweet.

[Marc Lombardi]

Bendis Jr. signs Zune exclusive!

[Marc Lombardi]

DaGetHighPresident legalizes pot

[DaGetHighKnight]

DaGetHighPresident legalizes pot

Four Scores and 17 Crops ago...

[Angel]

If current trends hold out, why would I be inclined to thank anyone in the future either? Are you people gonna somehow become less worthless over time? I doubt it.
we're space worthless, the name implies that we're a better kind of worthless.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

What would JK Rowling's message board look like back in the 2000's?

[JABSEN]

What would JK Rowling's message board look like back in the 2000's?Astro Haha

[AAlgar]

What would JK Rowling's message board look like back in the 2000's?

:lol:!

[Marc Lombardi]

Four Scores and 17 Crops ago...

The Gettin'high Address?

[chazbot]

[BENDIS] Posting live from my new Marvel EIC office

[Marc Lombardi]

DC to bring back Bruce Wayne as Batman!

[Sir Erudite Gav]

BB Review Group stardate 43989.1 - Incontrovertible Crisis #4 (astrospoilers)

[AAlgar]

Estate of Mel Brooks working on The Producers: the movie based on the broadway musical based on the movie based on the broadway musical based on the movie based on the broadway musical based on the movie.

[AAlgar]

stardate 43989.1

Ooh, end of season 3, right before the Borg attack.

:Oops:

[Ashwin Pande]

The Batman scribble my 3 year old son drew on his bedroom wall is now Earth 257-B in the DCU!!!

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Writer's Strike Enters 10950th Day (No New Threads Please)

[chazbot]

Sell me on Ultimate New Warriors.

[Marc Lombardi]

I'm going to be on AstroSpaceTV!

[Sir Erudite Gav]

George Lucas Raped My Grandfather's Childhood!

[AAlgar]

George Lucas Raped My Grandfather's Childhood!

Man, my zombie's gonna be busy if those threads keep popping up. :x

[GelfXIII]

RUMOR: Joss Whedon's kids signed on for new Firefly film!

[chazbot]

Marvel Zombies 12 #1 sells out.

[Gordon Chumway]

RUMOR: Joss Whedon's kids signed on for new Firefly film!

I also hear they're finishing Astonishing X-men # 24 for his father.

[GelfXIII]

Speaking of future shock:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_awi5nS7w8Y

[Lyfeforce]

President Buchanan to visiting alien species: "Who the fuck are you?"

[Hock]

The Olsen Twin clones are legal!!!

[Sir Erudite Gav]

I Hate Myself, I'm Never Drinking Synthehol Again.

[Gordon Chumway]

No Blood For Corn!!

[Ashwin Pande]

No Blood For Air!!

Fixed.

[AAlgar]

I Hate Myself, I'm Never Drinking Synthehol Again.

For the 5064th consecutive Friday evening!

[Gordon Chumway]

Todays Debate: Is It Wrong To Bump Your Own Threads?

I say no.

[WinterRose]

EMANCIPATION PROCLAIMATION FOR NONHUMAN SENTIENCE
by Jacob Toben - 21 YEARS FROM NOW

WASHINGTON DC (AP) - President Edward 'WinterRose' Gore ratified the emancipation of nonhuman sentience as defined by stage 5 on the Turing scale for all virtual and robotic beings claiming ReUnited States citizenship.

He celebrated the victory with his robotic harem on the eve of his 59th birthday. The president, not looking any different than he did in 1996 due to his own full-body replacement, wore the form he had when he still had a flesh and bone body, as opposed to the several forms he migrates his consciousness between.

"I hope the new alliance between humanity and the virtual intelligences we share the planet with can usher in a new wave of prosperity and peace for all. With humanity, machinery, bioroid, and cyborgs now united as one people, equally protected under the umbrella of the same civil liberties, I believe that we can reclaim our planet, end hunger and disease, defeat tyranny and one day unite all humanity as a driving force towards forging a more perfect world."

President Gore's staunchest opponents, the Fundamentalist Theocratic Party voiced their concerns and dismay that Virtual Intelligences were simply mankind's tools, soulless and undeserving of equal rights with God's living breathing children.

Gore was dismissive of what he called their 'Organic Supremicist' rhetoric. "I am saddened that we cannot all find the respect and love for our cybernetic brothers, sisters, and other models that I have. Honestly, I find that kind of bigoted intolerance to be 20th century thinking. The death-rattle of an outmoded sociological meme that Asimov used to call 'The Frankenstein Complex'. If there is indeed some supreme creator, is it not concievable that he, she or it would endow its creation with the ability to create life as well? I've never understood the assumption that a God would take affront at our ability to create. If anything, I would think an omnipotent creator would be proud of mankind. Otherwise why grant us the intelligence to create in the first place?"

The Theocratic Party has vowed to bring another motion for a vote of no confidence to the public, as defined by the ReConstitution's 15th Amendment. However, current polls show President Gore with an 88% verified approval rating as of 5PM today, showing a 3 point spike from yesterday's numbers. With numbers like these, it is considered unlikely that the Theocrats will be able to unseat Mr. Gore from the oval office.

------------------------------------------------------------------------

I really ought to search my name out more often. I missed this thread entirely.

[Gordon Chumway]

EMANCIPATION PROCLAIMATION FOR NONHUMAN SENTIENCE
by Jacob Toben - 21 YEARS FROM NOW

WASHINGTON DC (AP) - President Edward 'WinterRose' Gore ratified the emancipation of nonhuman sentience as defined by stage 5 on the Turing scale for all virtual and robotic beings claiming ReUnited States citizenship.

He celebrated the victory with his robotic harem on the eve of his 59th birthday. The president, not looking any different than he did in 1996 due to his own full-body replacement, wore the form he had when he still had a flesh and bone body, as opposed to the several forms he migrates his consciousness between.

"I hope the new alliance between humanity and the virtual intelligences we share the planet with can usher in a new wave of prosperity and peace for all. With humanity, machinery, bioroid, and cyborgs now united as one people, equally protected under the umbrella of the same civil liberties, I believe that we can reclaim our planet, end hunger and disease, defeat tyranny and one day unite all humanity as a driving force towards forging a more perfect world."

President Gore's staunchest opponents, the Fundamentalist Theocratic Party voiced their concerns and dismay that Virtual Intelligences were simply mankind's tools, soulless and undeserving of equal rights with God's living breathing children.

Gore was dismissive of what he called their 'Organic Supremicist' rhetoric. "I am saddened that we cannot all find the respect and love for our cybernetic brothers, sisters, and other models that I have. Honestly, I find that kind of bigoted intolerance to be 20th century thinking. The death-rattle of an outmoded sociological meme that Asimov used to call 'The Frankenstein Complex'. If there is indeed some supreme creator, is it not concievable that he, she or it would endow its creation with the ability to create life as well? I've never understood the assumption that a God would take affront at our ability to create. If anything, I would think an omnipotent creator would be proud of mankind. Otherwise why grant us the intelligence to create in the first place?"

The Theocratic Party has vowed to bring another motion for a vote of no confidence to the public, as defined by the ReConstitution's 15th Amendment. However, current polls show President Gore with an 88% verified approval rating as of 5PM today, showing a 3 point spike from yesterday's numbers. With numbers like these, it is considered unlikely that the Theocrats will be able to unseat Mr. Gore from the oval office.

------------------------------------------------------------------------

I really ought to search my name out more often. I missed this thread entirely.

This post doesn't make any sense, there will never be a President Gore.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Then on the way to work I almost got in a jet pack accident.

What will threads of the future be like I wonder?

You don't even have a job now!! The future is unpredictable!!

[Rosdower 3.0]

Then on the way to work I almost got in a jet pack accident.


What will threads of the future be like I wonder?

nothing that exciting.

instead it will be more bitching about spoilerz.

[Gordon Chumway]

You don't even have a job now!! The future is unpredictable!!

My job is sitting shirtless, eating pickles, posting on the Bendis board.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

My job is sitting shirtless, eating pickles, posting on the Bendis board.

Pickles are awesome! What kind of pickles?

[Jason California]

http://www.perpetualocean.com/tetherdcow/cowimage/sexbot.jpg

[Gordon Chumway]

Pickles are awesome! What kind of pickles?

Today Claussin, however I buy Heinz (I have to order them online) and I used to also buy Nathan's but my local grocer stopped carrying them. I will also buy some at farmers markets when they're good.

I've been thinking about making my own.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Today Claussin, however I buy Heinz (I have to order them online) and I used to also buy Nathan's but my local grocer stopped carrying them. I will also buy some at farmers markets when they're good.

I've been thinking about making my own.

There are these awesome pickles that only ONE friggin' Wegmans carries, and of course, it's the farthest one from my house. Totally worth it though.

[Ashwin Pande]

Fookling Robot Whores wont leave me alone.

[Gordon Chumway]

There are these awesome pickles that only ONE friggin' Wegmans carries, and of course, it's the farthest one from my house. Totally worth it though.

I was watching "the office" season finally the other night with some west coast friends, and one asked "What kind of soda are they drinking"

I had to chime in "That's W Pop"