treehands

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

this really skeeves me out

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/03/missionary_enco.html

[Mary E. Brickthrower, MEB Grim]

I really hope Will doesn't come into his thread. For his own sake.

Living with Goddard after witnessing this man has become a haunting thing on its own. He brings it up at the worst times.

[Oeming]

wwwwwwOW!

DID

NOT

NEED

[WillS]

I HATE YOU, GODDARD!!! Mary, I had no choice!

[NaughTibbittz]

Wow. I'm imagining what a life with that condition must be like... wow. Glad someone's helping him to get better.

[Scott Wegener]

Great, now we can all share in the revulsion.

:sick:

[tdaniel]

you had to post this here as well...

[Mary E. Brickthrower, MEB Grim]

I know Tim - I was like - "wasn't the Bendis Board enough?" but we hung out with Will on Monday and he mentioned Tree Hands and Will didn't know what he was talking about so Goddard made a special effort to post it on HERE as well.

ECH!

[JABSEN]

Thanks Goddard. It's almost lunch time.

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

just doing what i can

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

it's actually a really interesting article, if you can read that far, about a missionary who found him and is trying to help him out in what seems like nicest but most ass backwards way

[tdaniel]

I know Tim - I was like - "wasn't the Bendis Board enough?" but we hung out with Will on Monday and he mentioned Tree Hands and Will didn't know what he was talking about so Goddard made a special effort to post it on HERE as well.

ECH!

It's the visual equivalent of a tongue depressor. Interesting article or not...:no:

[ZeeS]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/103/317098997_b39e8740cd_o.gif

[Mary E. Brickthrower, MEB Grim]

*LOL*

Well played Zee, well played!

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

according the the website, they grow out of the skin, not out of the bone, so they move ever so slightly
like skin gliding over muscle,
and if you pull two of the "sticks" apart, you can probably see thin strips of skin between the bases

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

i'd image it smells like that faint sent of freshly clipped toenails
only overpowering

i wonder at what point the growths go so tangled he could no longer move his fingers or his toes, or his wrists and ankles for that matter

it's odd to see how they grew under the fingernails, like they exploded out from underneath, only slowly

[jason hissong]

That's incredible.

[Magnum V.I.]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=MLYGYKBGOGQ2DQFIQMFSFGGAVCBQ 0IV0?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml


HPV Caused this. What the Fuck.

[JABSEN]

Also, Since reading this thread, I've had "treehands" sung to the tune of "Spoonman" playing in my head.

[JLTorres]

Someday, Jacob, someday I will think of something more repulsive than this, put it in a written work, have it published and give it to you.

Then I will wait at my house, masturbating at a slow and metered pace. When you call me to tell me how sick what I wrote made you, I will climax, ruining all of the furniture and some of the wallpaper around me.

This will be my victory.

Sorry Mary, but that's how I roll.

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

Someday, Jacob, someday I will think of something more repulsive than this, put it in a written work, have it published and give it to you.

Then I will wait at my house, masturbating at a slow and metered pace. When you call me to tell me how sick what I wrote made you, I will climax, ruining all of the furniture and some of the wallpaper around me.

This will be my victory.

Sorry Mary, but that's how I roll.

whenever anyone masturbates screaming my name, for whatever reason, i take it as a personal victory

[dankiely]

seeing this makes me want to die

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

VIDEO!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e1c9M8VTJtU