TIP? Not Feeling Well, Got Diareha, Going To Shake It Off. Love, Blandy

[TIP]

for those with a pork fetish. i'm betting on the germans, they like all that weird sex shit.

Which goes a long way (kaff) to explaining why Jim the Sicilian married Rootie the German.

T

[TIP]

Time to roll.

Need food.

Read some stuff.

Patented TIP nap.

T

[Angel]

Which goes a long way (kaff) to explaining why Jim the Sicilian married Rootie the German.

T
it also explains why frank the irishman married dorothy the kraut. (grandparents on mom's side)

[Angel]

Time to roll.

Need food.

Read some stuff.

Patented TIP nap.

T
good luck, we're all counting on you.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Time to roll.

Need food.

Read some stuff.

Patented TIP nap.

T

To Infinity (Couch) And Beyond!

[AAlgar]

Hmm.

So there's still a chance my whole "rounding Pi done to 3" bit will drive the Widow Ham Stacker away, eh?

Or the 10 plus year running gag that she loves Tom Petty...or that Sex and the City is her ALL TIME FAVORITE show...or any other of the myriad things I do to her...like call her (of late) the Widow Ham Stacker.

T

Dude, this was seriously out of nowhere for me. This was the equivelant of her telling me she was faking orgasms. Except this mattered to me.

[AAlgar]

I don't know, what's LDS?




This post brought to you by I'm Not Really Surprised Inc.

:nonono2:

[AAlgar]

:thumb:

There's also the running gag (my pal E does this too...and his wife returns the favor) of referring to one another as "this is my current wife/husband."

T

That one backfired on me. See above.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Been a shittastic day all around.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

oh I nominated, absolutely. Still, not sure if we want to win or lose.

Oh yeah. That. Didn't vote.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Vote with your heart! The power was inside of you all along!

Dibs on voting with Earth.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Cap and Recap went out on a boat. Cap fell out. Who was left?

Who was left.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Sega Genesis had very durable cords. Probably the best video game controllers to strangle people with.

My mom's stupid pet rabbit chewed through the cord on mine.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Some gangsta wannabe just left wearing sunglasses.

[sleep]

Some gangsta wannabe just left wearing sunglasses.

Corey Mitchell Hart (born 31 May 1962, in Montreal, Canada) is a Grammy Award-nominated Canadian musician. He was raised in Montreal, Spain, Mexico City, and Key Biscayne, Florida, and was raised solely by his mother from the age of 10 (when his parents divorced).[1] Hart was a prodigy as a teenager. At 13, he sang for Tom Jones and recorded with Paul Anka in Las Vegas and, at 19, recorded demos with Billy Joel and Eric Clapton before signing to a major label at the age of 20. He is the step-son of Bob McGrath.

[WillieLee]

Corey Mitchell Hart (born 31 May 1962, in Montreal, Canada) is a Grammy Award-nominated Canadian musician. He was raised in Montreal, Spain, Mexico City, and Key Biscayne, Florida, and was raised solely by his mother from the age of 10 (when his parents divorced).[1] Hart was a prodigy as a teenager. At 13, he sang for Tom Jones and recorded with Paul Anka in Las Vegas and, at 19, recorded demos with Billy Joel and Eric Clapton before signing to a major label at the age of 20. He is the step-son of Bob McGrath.

And his wife is smoking hot.

[Beep Beep!]

IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT, SOUTHWESTERN DISTRICT, TEMPE, ARIZONA
CASE NO. B19294, JUDGE JOAN KUJAVA, PRESIDING

Wile E. Coyote, Plaintiff
–v.–
Acme Company, Defendant

Opening Statement of Mr. Harold Schoff, attorney for Mr. Coyote: My client, Mr. Wile E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hereby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer and retail distributor of assorted merchandise, incorporated in Delaware and doing business in every state, district, and territory. Mr. Coyote seeks compensation for personal injuries, loss of business income, and mental suffering causes as a direct result of the actions and/or gross negligence of said company, under Title 15 of the United States Code, Chapter 47, section 2072, subsection (a), relating to product liability.

Mr. Coyote states that on eighty-five separate occasions he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, "Defendant"), through that company's mail-order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labelling. Sales slips made out to Mr. Coyote as proof of purchase are at present in the possession of the Court, marked Exhibit A. Such injuries sustained by Mr. Coyote have temporarily restricted his ability to make a living in his profession of predator. Mr. Coyote is self-employed and thus not eligible for Workmen's Compensation.

Mr. Coyote states that on December 13th he received of Defendant via parcel post one Acme Rocket Sled. The intention of Mr. Coyote was to use the Rocket Sled to aid him in pursuit of his prey. Upon receipt of the Rocket Sled Mr. Coyote removed it from its wooden shipping crate and, sighting his prey in the distance, activated the ignition. As Mr. Coyote gripped the handlebars, the Rocket Sled accelerated with such sudden and precipitate force as to stretch Mr. Coyote's forelimbs to a length of fifty feet. Subsequently, the rest of Mr. Coyote's body shot forward with a violent jolt, causing severe strain to his back and neck and placing him unexpectedly astride the Rocket Sled. Disappearing over the horizon at such speed as to leave a diminishing jet trail along its path, the Rocket Sled soon brought Mr. Coyote abreast of his prey. At that moment the animal he was pursuing veered sharply to the right. Mr. Coyote vigorously attempted to follow this maneuver but was unable to, due to poorly designed steering on the Rocket Sled and a faulty or nonexistent braking system. Shortly thereafter, the unchecked progress of the Rocket Sled brought it and Mr. Coyote into collision with the side of a mesa.

Paragraph One of the Report of Attending Physician (Exhibit B), prepared by Dr. Ernest Grosscup, M.D., D.O., details the multiple fractures, contusions, and tissue damage suffered by Mr. Coyote as a result of this collision. Repair of the injuries required a full bandage around the head (excluding the ears), a neck brace, and full or partial casts of all four legs.

Hampered by these injuries, Mr. Coyote was nevertheless obliged to support himself. With this in mind, he purchased of Defendant as an aid to mobility one pair of Acme Rocket Skates. When he attempted to use this product, however, he became involved in an accident remarkably similar to that which occurred with the Rocket Sled. Again, Defendant sold over the counter, without caveat, a product which attached powerful jet engines (in this case, two) to inadequate vehicles, with little or no provision for passenger safety. Encumbered by his heavy casts, Mr. Coyote lost control of the Rocket Skates soon after strapping them on, and collided with a roadside billboard so violently as to leave a hole in the shape of his full silhouette.

Mr. Coyote states that on occasions too numerous to list in this document he has suffered mishaps with explosives purchased of Defendant: the Acme "Little Giant" Firecracker, the Acme Self-Guided Aerial Bomb, etc. (For a full listing, see the Acme Mail Order Explosives Catalogue and attached deposition, entered in evidence as Exhibit C.) Indeed, it is safe to say that not once has an explosive purchased of Defendant by Mr. Coyote performed in an expected manner. To cite just one example: At the expense of much time and personal effort, Mr. Coyote constructed around the outer rim of a butte a wooden trough beginning at the top of the butte and spiralling downward around it to some few feet above a black X painted on the desert floor. The trough was designed in such a way that a spherical explosive of the type sold by Defendant would roll easily and swiftly down to the point of detonation indicated by the X. Mr. Coyote placed a generous pile of birdseed directly on the X, and then, carrying the spherical Acme Bomb (Catalog #78-832), climbed to the top of the butte. Mr. Coyote's prey, seeing the birdseed, approached, and Mr. Coyote proceeded to light the fuse. In an instant, the fuse burned down to the stem, causing the bomb to detonate.

In addition to reducing all Mr. Coyote's careful preparations to naught, the premature detonation of Defendant's product resulted in the following disfigurements to Mr. Coyote:

1) Severe singeing of the hair on the head, neck, and muzzle.

2) Sooty discoloration.

3) Fracture of the left ear at the stem, causing the ear to dangle in the aftershock with a creaking noise.

4) Full or partial combustion of whiskers, producing kinking, frazzling, and ashy disintegration.

5) Radical widening of the eyes, due to brow and lid charring.


We now come to the Acme Spring-Powered Shoes. The remains of a pair of these purchased by Mr. Coyote on June 23rd are Plaintiff's Exhibit D. Selected fragments have been shipped to the metallurgical laboratories of the University of California at Santa Barbara for analysis, but to date no explanation has been found for this product's sudden and extreme malfunciton. As advertised by Defendant, this product is simplicity itself: two wood-and-metal sandals, each attached to milled-steel springs of high tensile strength and compressed in a tightly coiled position by a cocking device with a lanyard release. Mr. Coyote believed that this product would enable him to pounce upon his prey in the initial moments of his chase, when swift reflexes are at a premium.

To increase the shoes' thrusting power still further, Mr. Coyote affixed them by their bottoms to the side of a large boulder. Adjacent to the boulder was a path which Mr. Coyote's prey was known to frequent. Mr. Coyote put his hind feet in the wood-and-metal sandals and crouched in readiness, his right forepaw holding firmly to the lanyard release. Within a short time Mr. Coyote's prey did indeed appear on the path coming toward him. Unsuspecting, the prey stopped near Mr. Coyote, well within range of the springs at full extension. Mr. Coyote gauged the distance with care and proceeded to pull the lanyard release.

At this point, Defendant's product should have thrust Mr. Coyote forward and away from the boulder. Instead, for reasons yet unknown, the Acme Spring-Powered Shoes thrust the boulder away from Mr. Coyote. As the intended prey looked on unharmed, Mr. Coyote hung suspended in air. Then the twin springs recoiled, bringing Mr. Coyote to a violent feet-first collision with the boulder, the full weight of his head and forequarters falling upon his lower extremities.

The force of this impact then caused the springs to rebound, whereupon Mr. Coyote was thrust skyward. A second recoil and collision followed. The boulder, meanwhile, which was roughtly ovoid in shape, had begun to bounce down a hillside, the coiling and recoiling of the springs adding to its velocity. At each bounce, Mr. Coyote came into contact with the boulder, or the boulder came into contact with Mr. Coyote, or both came into contact with the ground. As the grade was a long one, this process continued for some time.

The sequence of collisions resulted in systemic physical damage to Mr. Coyote, viz., flattening of the cranium, sideways displacement of the tongue, reduction of length of legs and upper body, and compression of vertebrae from base of tail to head. Repetition of blows along a vertical axis produced a series of regular horizontal folds in Mr. Coyote's body tissues---a rare and painful condition which caused Mr. Coyote to expand upward and contract downward alternately as he walked, and to emit an off-key, accordionlike wheezing with every step. The distracting and embarassing nature of this symptom has been a major impediment to Mr. Coyote's pursuit of a normal social life.

As the Court is no doubt aware, Defendant has a virtual monopoly of manufacture and sale of goods required by Mr. Coyote's work. It is our contention that Defendant has used its market advantage to the detriment of the consumer of such specialized products as itching powder, giant kites, Burmese tiger traps, anvils, and two-hundred-foot-long rubber bands. Much as he has come to mistrust Defendant's products, Mr. Coyote has no other domestic source of supply to which to turn. One can only wonder what our trading partners in Western Europe and Japan would make of such a situation, where a giant company is allowed to victimize the consumer in the most reckless and wrongful manner over and over again.

Mr. Coyote respectfully requests that the Court regard these larger economic implications and assess punitive damages in the amount of seventeen million dollars. In addition, Mr. Coyote seeks actual damages (missed meals, medical expenses, days lost from professional occupation) of one million dollars; general damages (mental suffering, injury to reputation) of twenty million dollars; and attorney's fees of seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Total damages: thirty-eight million seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. By awarding Mr. Coyote the full amount, this Court will censure Defendant, its directory, officers, shareholders, successors, and assigns, in the only language they understand, and reaffirm the right of the individual predator to equal protection under the law.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Fanatic.jpg

Wile's a fanatic. He can't help it.

[WillieLee]

They kinda do actually.

Your Smarties are M&Ms right?

Also: who the fuck is Rod Hull?

Smarties taste better.

And they come in cardboard boxes that a person could turn into a kazoo until they redesigned the box.

[Flonk]

shower -> luncch -> comics -> meeting -> regular w--k -> pizza/beer -> Mario.

I've got big plans for today.

Not exactly in that order, but, yeah.

[SimiBoyz]

:nonono2:

Stop using obvious references :mad:

[SimiBoyz]

So I went to the pub last night, took my coat off, went to the bar and asked the barmaid for "two and a half please"

Another barmaid said "she's already getting them"

the barmaid adds "I'm here ready and waiting..."

and before there's any misunderstanding at all and to make it ABSOLUTELY clear, adds "....with the drinks I mean"


Ummmm, thanks.

[SimiBoyz]

Smarties taste better.

And they come in cardboard boxes that a person could turn into a kazoo until they redesigned the box.

Or you put the cap on then slam the tube with your fist making a missile out of the cap. Fun times.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

So I went to the pub last night, took my coat off, went to the bar and asked the barmaid for "two and a half pleases"

Another barmaid said "she's already getting them"

the barmaid adds "I'm here ready and waiting..."

and before there's any misunderstanding at all and to make it ABSOLUTELY clear, adds "....with the drinks I mean"


Ummmm, thanks.

By which point you'd already got your shirt off?

[Ashwin Pande]

The use of the word 'barmaid' conjures an image in my mind of a woman dressed in a filthy stained victorian dress wearing a ratty bonnet with her hair tied up in a birds nest of smelly hair while she smiles with about 20 yellow crooked teeth and pours suspect beer in a large glass saying 'More mead fer you then guv'nor?'

[SimiBoyz]

By which point you'd already got your shirt off?

Well yes.....but I do that every time I go to the bar anyway......which is probably why she said it.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

The use of the word 'barmaid' conjures an image in my mind of a woman dressed in a filthy stained victorian dress wearing a ratty bonnet with her hair tied up in a birds nest of smelly hair while she smiles with about 20 yellow crooked teeth and pours suspect beer in a large glass saying 'More mead fer you then guv'nor?'

You've been to Yorkshire then?

[SimiBoyz]

The use of the word 'barmaid' conjures an image in my mind of a woman dressed in a filthy stained victorian dress wearing a ratty bonnet with her hair tied up in a birds nest of smelly hair while she smiles with about 20 yellow crooked teeth and pours suspect beer in a large glass saying 'More mead fer you then guv'nor?'

Wait....you've been in my local?

[SimiBoyz]

You've been to Yorkshire then?

STOP IT!

[Ashwin Pande]

Wait....you've been in my local?

Hmmm. Apparently you live in a horrible caricature of a poorly written Victorian novel... and I visit it occasionally it seems.

Touche.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

STOP IT!

One of these days one of us will have an original thought and it'll destroy the universe.

[SimiBoyz]

One of these days one of us will have an original thought and it'll destroy the universe.

Or I'll be able to quote pop culture and a similar fate shall be thrust upon the world.

[TIP]

To Infinity (Couch) And Beyond!

Truly.

I had recently Netflix'd THE LIFE AQUATIC (never saw it in theaters)...seemed like a good time to actually watch it. I was enjoying the first hour or so.

THEN

I wake up and it's 10 PM or something like that and the Widow Ham Stacker is laughing at me.

I must have rolled over...cuz when I RE-awoke...it was 4 AM.

:mad:

T

[TIP]

So I went to the pub last night, took my coat off, went to the bar and asked the barmaid for "two and a half please"

Another barmaid said "she's already getting them"

the barmaid adds "I'm here ready and waiting..."

and before there's any misunderstanding at all and to make it ABSOLUTELY clear, adds "....with the drinks I mean"


Ummmm, thanks.


By which point you'd already got your shirt off?


Well yes.....but I do that every time I go to the bar anyway......which is probably why she said it.

:rofl:

T

[JABSEN]

Good morning

[TIP]

Jab!

[JABSEN]

Heyo TIP, Any meetings today?


I played Mario about all night.

[TIP]

This Morning's TT Headline



Scott Ziolko appearance at Newsarama Blog (http://blog.newsarama.com/2007/11/14/acronym-he-was-one-of-the-micronauts-right/)

T
(unrelated to Scott Pilgrim)

[TIP]

Heyo TIP, Any meetings today?
I played Mario about all night.

Conference starts at 8:45 and runs until 5. I'll then be stuck in traffic for about an hour or so.
:mad:

T

[JABSEN]

This Morning's TT Headline



Scott Ziolko appearance at Newsarama Blog (http://blog.newsarama.com/2007/11/14/acronym-he-was-one-of-the-micronauts-right/)

T
(unrelated to Scott Pilgrim)hahaha..I'm guessing LITG may pick it up to.

[JABSEN]

Conference starts at 8:45 and runs until 5. I'll then be stuck in traffic for about an hour or so.
:mad:

TWhat the? Are you negotiating peace in the Middle East? Stupid meetings.

[TIP]

What the? Are you negotiating peace in the Middle East? Stupid meetings.

AND

There's still another 3 hours of this shit scheduled for tomorrow (9 to Noon).

:mad:

T

[JABSEN]

AND

There's still another 3 hours of this shit scheduled for tomorrow (9 to Noon).

:mad:

TThis is why you need a stand-in Office Hobo!

[TIP]

This is why you need a stand-in Office Hobo!

With my permanent Any O'Clock shadow...I think it's assumed that I am the official Office Hobo.

T
(which I'll take over being a run of the mill cow-orker)

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Morning.

[TIP]

Zoom!

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Zoom!

TIP!

[JABSEN]

Why Are We Yelling?

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Why Are We Yelling?

BECAUSE

[Ashwin Pande]

I have a Potato face!

[Angel]

mornin' guys. :D

[JABSEN]

BECAUSETHAT'S NOT A VALID REASON! I NOW NEED A LOZENGE!

[Ashwin Pande]

Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!

10 minutes till I get off (I hope I'm doing this right) w--k.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

that's Not A Valid Reason! I Now Need A Lozenge!


Make Sure It Has Zinc In It!

[Angel]

THAT'S NOT A VALID REASON! I NOW NEED A LOZENGE!

*hands jabsen a halls*

[TIP]

Luden's Wept!

[Angel]

Luden's Wept!

fuck ludens. i need the menthol taste, it reminds me of when i use to smoke.

[TIP]

http://www.babble.com/CS/photos/jun2007/images/26985/original.aspx

[AAlgar]

With my permanent Any O'Clock shadow...I think it's assumed that I am the official Office Hobo.

T
(which I'll take over being a run of the mill cow-orker)

If you ain't got a bindle, you ain't a hobo.

[Angel]

http://www.babble.com/CS/photos/jun2007/images/26985/original.aspx
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/Zarum/candy-inc_1910_282576.jpg
between those 2 and having a dad that smoked, it's a wonder i quit.

[PeteL]

WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE YELLING!?!?

Morning, folks.

[JABSEN]

WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE YELLING!?!?

Morning, folks.THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!

[Sir Erudite Gav]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!

Pardon?

[TIP]

If you ain't got a bindle, you ain't a hobo.

Special viewings in the Pants Tent are now available.

[Ziolko]

This Morning's TT Headline



Scott Ziolko appearance at Newsarama Blog (http://blog.newsarama.com/2007/11/14/acronym-he-was-one-of-the-micronauts-right/)

T
(unrelated to Scott Pilgrim)

I'm going to end up being one of those guys who's famous for everything except making comics, aren't I?

[Angel]

WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE YELLING!?!?

Morning, folks.
mornin' pete.

i'm not sure. i'm just doing what everyone else is, like the good sheep that i am.
baaa baa

[AAlgar]

I'm going to end up being one of those guys who's famous for everything except making comics, aren't I?

Welcome to the club, buddy.

*walks away humming "show me your vag tat"*

[Angel]

Welcome to the club, buddy.

*walks away humming "show me your vag tat"*
z/a studios, known for everything but our comics.

[Ziolko]

Welcome to the club, buddy.

*walks away humming "show me your vag tat"*

You know, if we were really smart, we'd convert our non-comic success into comic success.

"And if you appreciate the wit and humor of the Ballad Of Winston Wolf, I invite you to experience similar wit and humor found only on the pages of Tales of the Odd! Order now!"

[Ziolko]

z/a studios, known for everything but our comics.

AAl, we have our tagline. :D

[AAlgar]

You know, if we were really smart, we'd convert our non-comic success into comic success.

"And if you appreciate the wit and humor of the Ballad Of Winston Wolf, I invite you to experience similar wit and humor found only on the pages of Tales of the Odd! Order now!"

When have we EVER been smart? :crazy:

Also: you don't want Newsarama knowing about your comics. Knowing about your jokes is fine, though I bet there's a slew of comments correcting the accuracy of your joke.

It's like having Taxman around, all the time.

[JABSEN]

You know, if we were really smart, we'd convert our non-comic success into comic success.

"And if you appreciate the wit and humor of the Ballad Of Winston Wolf, I invite you to experience similar wit and humor found only on the pages of Tales of the Odd! Order now!""If you enjoyed that one post in the Marvel online comics thread, Buy some comics from that guy!

[mattbrand]

Morning folks.

[Ziolko]

When have we EVER been smart? :crazy:

Also: you don't want Newsarama knowing about your comics. Knowing about your jokes is fine, though I bet there's a slew of comments correcting the accuracy of your joke.

That is in fact very true.

[Angel]

Morning folks.
mornin' matt. :D

[JABSEN]

Scott, Instead of watching Project:Runway, I played Mario. It is on my DVR, though/

[mattbrand]

mornin' matt. :D

Hey Angel. How are you?

[TIP]

It's now almost 7:30 and I've finished off an entire pot of coffee.

T

[AAlgar]

"If you enjoyed that one post in the Marvel online comics thread, Buy some comics from that guy!

Confession: that's why I posted so much in the beginning. Then I forgot to do the other part.

[Ziolko]

"If you enjoyed that one post in the Marvel online comics thread, Buy some comics from that guy!

It's all in delivery, baby:

"And if you enjoyed the wit and vernacular of the person who's comedic genius created such a mirthful gag, then if it would please you to peruse through such wit and vernacular transcribed on the printed page! Sebastian Climbs a Mountain and Ninjas In Love! Not sold in finer comic shops today!"

[mattbrand]

Scott, Instead of watching Project:Runway, I played Mario. It is on my DVR, though/

How far are you bro? I have 7 stars. So far I am really enjoying it.

[mattbrand]

It's now almost 7:30 and I've finished off an entire pot of coffee.

T

Holy smokes.

[JABSEN]

How far are you bro? I have 7 stars. So far I am really enjoying it.I have close to or around 50 stars.

[Ziolko]

Scott, Instead of watching Project:Runway, I played Mario. It is on my DVR, though/

*Shivers from the chilling pangs of bitter loneliness...all have abandoned me...all have forgotten me...*

[AAlgar]

It's now almost 7:30 and I've finished off an entire pot of coffee.

T

And you know it's on?

[JABSEN]

*Shivers from the chilling pangs of bitter loneliness...all have abandoned me...all have forgotten me...*I'm so sorry:cry:

[TIP]

Holy smokes.

Preppin' for a long hellish day at a conference.

4 minutes before I have to get ready to leave.

Fu-uh-guh-duh

[AAlgar]

How far are you bro? I have 7 stars. So far I am really enjoying it.

:?

Did you just call him "bro"?

[TIP]

And you know it's on?

Breaka
Breaka
Dawn.

[TIP]

:?

Did you just call him "bro"?

Oh...that's right...the proper nomenclature is broham.

T

[mattbrand]

I have close to or around 50 stars.

Nice. You loving it?

[Ziolko]

I'm so sorry:cry:

To be honest, I'd be playing Mario Galaxy all the time too if I had a Wii. So you're off the hook. I would have been pissed if it was something lame like Cooking Mama or Halo 3, though.

[mattbrand]

Preppin' for a long hellish day at a conference.

4 minutes before I have to get ready to leave.

Fu-uh-guh-duh

Yeesh. Good luck with that man.

[mattbrand]

:?

Did you just call him "bro"?

Bro is taboo?

[JABSEN]

Nice. You loving it?I have close to or around 50 stars.

eh, It's alright.:)



I love it, dude. I'm really not exaggerating about playing all the time. I wish I was playing it right now.

[PeteL]

It's now almost 7:30 and I've finished off an entire pot of coffee.

T

What's your mule juice / piss ratio?

[JABSEN]

Bro is taboo?No way!

[Angel]

Hey Angel. How are you?
not to bad. just got up a little while ago, so i still need breakfast and some hot chocolate.

how are you?

[TIP]

What's your mule juice / piss ratio?

:lol:

I may need an abapiss to be exact...let's say 1 pot/3 pit stops

[mattbrand]

I have close to or around 50 stars.

eh, It's alright.:)



I love it, dude. I'm really not exaggerating about playing all the time. I wish I was playing it right now.

:D

Yeah, it's really fun. Takes a little while to get used to the perspective thing, and shifting around from upside down and that kinda thing. But I'm loving it too.

[TIP]

AND

Gotta effin' roll.

:mad:

[PeteL]

So, I tried updating the firmware in my iPod touch last night, because there's a new one to fix stuff, and it put my iPod in recovery mode and then made me format it.

Fuck!

[AAlgar]

Bro is taboo?

I just hadn't figured you for the "bro" type, is all.

[mattbrand]

not to bad. just got up a little while ago, so i still need breakfast and some hot chocolate.

how are you?

Pretty good. Up early today cause I went to bed at 10 last night, so that feels good. Long day ahead of me though. Work, aikido then my first show with my new band. Really psyched about that.

[PeteL]

:lol:

I may need an abapiss to be exact...let's say 1 pot/3 pit stops

That's not bad. You get good pee mileage on your internal mule fuel converter.

[mattbrand]

I just hadn't figured you for the "bro" type, is all.

I am unboxable.

Pic of me from 4 years ago...

http://www.oldjawbone.com/matt/dreads/mattbefore.jpg

(It's worth a click)

[JABSEN]

:D

Yeah, it's really fun. Takes a little while to get used to the perspective thing, and shifting around from upside down and that kinda thing. But I'm loving it too.There is one thing that sucks. The Spring Mario suit. Fucking hell, It's horrible and practically uncontrollable.

[PeteL]

I just hadn't figured you for the "bro" type, is all.

Listen, brah, it's all OK. We're all brohams here.

[mattbrand]

So, I tried updating the firmware in my iPod touch last night, because there's a new one to fix stuff, and it put my iPod in recovery mode and then made me format it.

Fuck!

That sucks man. Did you have music on there that you don't have on your computer?

And speaking of iPod problems...mine has been not letting me skip songs lately. The pause button works, the center button works, the menu button works, but back and forth just sometimes don't work.

[Angel]

Pretty good. Up early today cause I went to bed at 10 last night, so that feels good. Long day ahead of me though. Work, aikido then my first show with my new band. Really psyched about that.
you do aikido? that's really cool. there isn't any where close to me that offers it. i thought of doing kendo, but again, there's no place close.

good luck with the show. :D

[PeteL]

I am unboxable.

Pic of me from 4 years ago...

http://www.oldjawbone.com/matt/dreads/mattbefore.jpg

(It's worth a click)

:D

I've seen one other dreaded Matt pic.

Man, that was commitment.

[mattbrand]

There is one thing that sucks. The Spring Mario suit. Fucking hell, It's horrible and practically uncontrollable.

Haven't gotten there yet. I do like the Bee Mario though.

[JABSEN]

So, I tried updating the firmware in my iPod touch last night, because there's a new one to fix stuff, and it put my iPod in recovery mode and then made me format it.

Fuck!aw, fuck.

[PeteL]

That sucks man. Did you have music on there that you don't have on your computer?

And speaking of iPod problems...mine has been not letting me skip songs lately. The pause button works, the center button works, the menu button works, but back and forth just sometimes don't work.

The last time I had to load it (which was actually the third time) I left all the music on Bev's pc just in case. So, I just have to load it up again over the weekend.

Just a pain in the ass. I love the gadget, but it's a fucking disaster when it comes to reliability. I really hope this new firmware will right it.

Oh, and I've seen that "skip song" issue occur with an ipod video before.

[mattbrand]

you do aikido? that's really cool. there isn't any where close to me that offers it. i thought of doing kendo, but again, there's no place close.

good luck with the show. :D

Yeah. My daughter started back in April, and I've just been waiting til my knee healed enough. I started 2 weeks ago. It's INTENSE! I love it though. Very difficult, but ver0y focusing and physically demanding. It's really nice to get a serious workout.

Thanks about the show. :)

[Lyfeforce]

morning guys

[mattbrand]

The last time I had to load it (which was actually the third time) I left all the music on Bev's pc just in case. So, I just have to load it up again over the weekend.

Just a pain in the ass. I love the gadget, but it's a fucking disaster when it comes to reliability. I really hope this new firmware will right it.

Oh, and I've seen that "skip song" issue occur with an ipod video before.

Yeah, that's a pain. At least you didn't lose stuff though.

[Angel]

I am unboxable.

Pic of me from 4 years ago...

http://www.oldjawbone.com/matt/dreads/mattbefore.jpg

(It's worth a click)
:shock: wow. those are some long ass dreads.

[AAlgar]

Haven't gotten there yet. I do like the Bee Mario though.

BEAD Mario?

[mattbrand]

Morning Kyle.

[Angel]

morning guys
mornin' kyle. :D

[mattbrand]

:shock: wow. those are some long ass dreads.

One more pic, just to show the true length:

http://www.oldjawbone.com/matt/dreads/mattbefore2.jpg

[PeteL]

One more pic, just to show the true length:

http://www.oldjawbone.com/matt/dreads/mattbefore2.jpg

Woah! How heavy was your hair, man?

[PeteL]

Hey, Kyle.

[mattbrand]

Woah! How heavy was your hair, man?

I think they weighed somewhere between 7 and 10 pounds. I weighed them when I cut them off, but I can't remember exactly.

[PeteL]

I think they weighed somewhere between 7 and 10 pounds. I weighed them when I cut them off, but I can't remember exactly.

Did you keep them?

[AAlgar]

One more pic, just to show the true length:

http://www.oldjawbone.com/matt/dreads/mattbefore2.jpg

That is, indeed, brohair.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

That is, indeed, brohair.

Manzier!

[mattbrand]

Did you keep them?

Actually I buried them out in the woods near our house.

[AAlgar]

Manzier!

*waits for Othergav not to get it*

[mattbrand]

That is, indeed, brohair.

Indeed. I love having short hair now. My head felt like a helium balloon for a few days after cutting them. After I cut them I noticed all these things that my body was doing to compensate for the extra weight on my head and neck....I noticed that when I would walk up stairs I would be tilting my body forwards pretty significantly because of the weight of my hair pulling back on me.

[KingMob]

well, the first thread I read this morning was created by a mental midget on a topic that I'm sure will cause an absolue firestorm of debate around here....ugh.

good morning!

[PeteL]

Actually I buried them out in the woods near our house.

Really? That's neat. I like that.

[Lyfeforce]

:(

[mattbrand]

Really? That's neat. I like that.

Yeah, just seemed like the thing to do.

[mattbrand]

:(

What's up man?

[KingMob]

someone brought in donuts today. what a bitch.

[Lyfeforce]

What's up man?

eh, I feel like shit. I offended someone pretty bad recently and I feel like a real dick about it. I apologized and everything, but it still doesn't make me feel like any less of a dick.

[JABSEN]

People are batshit insane.

[mattbrand]

eh, I feel like shit. I offended someone pretty bad recently and I feel like a real dick about it. I apologized and everything, but it still doesn't make me feel like any less of a dick.

:( Sorry to hear that man. Forgive yourself though, and move on. Stewing in regret doesn't help anybody (as campy as that sounds).

[mattbrand]

someone brought in donuts today. what a bitch.

Why, you on a diet?

[JABSEN]

eh, I feel like shit. I offended someone pretty bad recently and I feel like a real dick about it. I apologized and everything, but it still doesn't make me feel like any less of a dick.aw, that sucks, dude.

[KingMob]

Why, you on a diet?

oh no, I actually lost 14 pounds after my surgery, I just dont like her in general, the donuts are ancillary really.

[KingMob]

eh, I feel like shit. I offended someone pretty bad recently and I feel like a real dick about it. I apologized and everything, but it still doesn't make me feel like any less of a dick.


its their fault, trust me.

[mattbrand]

oh no, I actually lost 14 pounds after my surgery, I just dont like her in general, the donuts are ancillary really.

Mmmm....ancillary donuts.

[Lyfeforce]

:( Sorry to hear that man. Forgive yourself though, and move on. Stewing in regret doesn't help anybody (as campy as that sounds).

nah, not too campy :)

I'm not exactly stewing but it just sticks in my craw that with all my "keep your words soft and sweet, because one day you'll have to eat them" rambling, I go and do something like I did. Fuck.

[JABSEN]

Back in a bit.

[PeteL]

TIPsters - everyone smile.

There. That felt good, right?

(waits for wiseass response)

[SimiBoyz]

Well, it appears as though I've bought myself a DS.

To be Frank, I could have bought more Seinfeld box sets instead so I could join in with AAl and Gav, but I like playing games.

[KingMob]

Back in a bit.

take your time man.

[Scotty]

good morning my loves

[mattbrand]

nah, not too campy :)

I'm not exactly stewing but it just sticks in my craw that with all my "keep your words soft and sweet, because one day you'll have to eat them" rambling, I go and do something like I did. Fuck.

Yeah, well, we all make mistakes and are fucking hypocrites sometimes. No one is perfect man.

[mattbrand]

TIPsters - everyone smile.

There. That felt good, right?

(waits for wiseass response)

*smiles*

Thanks man.

(Sorry, no wiseass response from me)

And this made me smile too:

http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2007-11-15.gif

http://www.sinfest.net/

[mattbrand]

Well, it appears as though I've bought myself a DS.

To be Frank, I could have bought more Seinfeld box sets instead so I could join in with AAl and Gav, but I like playing games.

Yay! A new member of the DS clan. Which one did you buy?

[PeteL]

Well, it appears as though I've bought myself a DS.

To be Frank, I could have bought more Seinfeld box sets instead so I could join in with AAl and Gav, but I like playing games.

Good work, and which color? What game(s) have you gotten?

[PeteL]

*smiles*

Thanks man.

(Sorry, no wiseass response from me)

And this made me smile too:

http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2007-11-15.gif

http://www.sinfest.net/

:D

[mattbrand]

Morning Scotty.

[Lyfeforce]

TIPsters - everyone smile.

There. That felt good, right?

(waits for wiseass response)

in my attempt to come up with a wise ass response, all I could think of was another comic character getting their ass fish-bit.

THAT made me smile.

[mattbrand]

:D

That second panel is just classic.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Well, it appears as though I've bought myself a DS.

To be Frank, I could have bought more Seinfeld box sets instead so I could join in with AAl and Gav, but I like playing games.

You and my mum can swap games then.

[PeteL]

in my attempt to come up with a wise ass response, all I could think of was another comic character getting their ass fish-bit.

THAT made me smile.

As long as you smiled.

[Lyfeforce]

Yeah, well, we all make mistakes and are fucking hypocrites sometimes. No one is perfect man.

true. I just hope the guy forgives me. He's a pretty cool dude and I'd like to think I can still be friends with him.

[Scotty]

Yay! A new member of the DS clan. Which one did you buy?

Hey speaking on the DS that damn VS game you gave me Matt, is excellent but evil has hell. It is the first game I've ever played that I know the game designers went. 'Let's make it so the players can't win."

[mattbrand]

Hey speaking on the DS that damn VS game you gave me Matt, is excellent but evil has hell. It is the first game I've ever played that I know the game designers went. 'Let's make it so the players can't win."

I know what you mean man...I couldn't even make it past the training rounds.

[Scotty]

I know what you mean man...I couldn't even make it past the training rounds.

I'm into the game, but the computer has a knack for getting the right card at the right time.

[mattbrand]

I'm into the game, but the computer has a knack for getting the right card at the right time.

That's good. Glad you're enjoying it. And yeah, I've heard the same complaint. Seems like the AI is a little too good.

[SimiBoyz]

You and my mum can swap games then.

I can think of other things I'd rather swap.


Good work, and which color? What game(s) have you gotten?


Yay! A new member of the DS clan. Which one did you buy?

Not bought any games yet, but first on the list will be Zelda. Got the Crimson and Black one I wanted. Just ordered it about a hour ago. Should be a week till I get it.

[Lyfeforce]

I can think of other things I'd rather swap.

kinda wired, are you?

[Marc Lombardi]

Heck...the Widow Ham Stacker points them out to me now.

T
(suggests?!?)
TRUE STORY: I'm making lunch this morning and the wife is in the kitchen with me doing the same. I look down at my one cat (who happens to love lunchmeat -- all of which we call "ham" in his presence) and ask him in a strange voice, "Would you like a piece of my Widow Ham Stacker Sandwich?" Well...if the wife ever thought I was weird, I went to full blown retarded at that point right there. I couldn't exactly explain to her the origins of WHS, but she somehow believes me. I think.


With my permanent Any O'Clock shadow...I think it's assumed that I am the official Office Hobo.

I've also started shaving only on Tuesdays. It's a becoming look for me.


Also: you don't want Newsarama knowing about your comics. Knowing about your jokes is fine, though I bet there's a slew of comments correcting the accuracy of your joke.

FIRST!!!


:?

Did you just call him "bro"?
He tazed him, too.


I just hadn't figured you for the "bro" type, is all.
I also say bro a lot. Am I the bro type? :cry:


Actually I buried them out in the woods near our house.
I don't wanna be buried in a Hair Semetery!


:(

eh, I feel like shit. I offended someone pretty bad recently and I feel like a real dick about it. I apologized and everything, but it still doesn't make me feel like any less of a dick.

true. I just hope the guy forgives me. He's a pretty cool dude and I'd like to think I can still be friends with him.
Sorry to hear, man. But you're aces, so I'm sure he'll learn to deal and forgive you. Is he from online (here) or IRL?

[Scotty]

That's good. Glad you're enjoying it. And yeah, I've heard the same complaint. Seems like the AI is a little too good.

And that's how Skynet started from a simple card game.

[mattbrand]

Not bought any games yet, but first on the list will be Zelda. Got the Crimson and Black one I wanted. Just ordered it about a hour ago. Should be a week till I get it.

Sweet! I really like that black and crimson one.

[mattbrand]

I also say bro a lot. Am I the bro type? :cry:

High five bro!

[Sir Erudite Gav]

I can think of other things I'd rather swap.

Chromosomes?


kinda wired, are you?

:lol:

[Scotty]

Watch out for Bro Rape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

It's a serious problem.

[Marc Lombardi]

High five bro!
^5!

[SimiBoyz]

Chromosomes?




Bank account details.

[PeteL]

I didn't read the final issue of World War Hulk yet, and I'm curious about how it ends.

[mattbrand]

I didn't read the final issue of World War Hulk yet, and I'm curious about how it ends.

Me neither. I'm probably going to pick it up tomorrow.

[KingMob]

I didn't read the final issue of World War Hulk yet, and I'm curious about how it ends.

there is a spoiler thread around here somewhere that detailed it yesterday.

[Lyfeforce]

need to get my comics today :D

also, just saw my paycheck.

looks like doing 60 hour weeks can pay off.

[Marc Lombardi]

there is a spoiler thread around here somewhere that detailed it yesterday.
Just make sure you avoid the one with the taint teabagging

[PeteL]

there is a spoiler thread around here somewhere that detailed it yesterday.

I picked it up last night, just didn't read it yet. I'll wait on the spoilers I guess.

[Marc Lombardi]

need to get my comics today :D

also, just saw my paycheck.

looks like doing 60 hour weeks can pay off.

Dude...seriously? 60 hours? Wow!!! I thought only doctors did shit like that?

[KingMob]

I have a request in your poll thread shadowline....

:lol:

[Lyfeforce]

Dude...seriously? 60 hours? Wow!!! I thought only doctors did shit like that?

Dude, seriously.

our third guy was out all last week with Poison Ivy all over his face and such, couldn't even see. As such, I and my supervisor did all the hours until wednesday afternoon. This was also after a scheduled overtime day on saturday. I hit forty hours before wednesday, sixty something by the end of the week.

Never want to do it again... but getting a paycheck closer to two thousand rather than closer to one is damn heartwarming sight on a cold rainy thursday :D

[Angel]

eh, I feel like shit. I offended someone pretty bad recently and I feel like a real dick about it. I apologized and everything, but it still doesn't make me feel like any less of a dick.
i'm sure it'll w--k out. we all say stupid things from time to time, but he knows you're a good guy and didn't really mean it.
*hugs*



TIPsters - everyone smile.

There. That felt good, right?

(waits for wiseass response)
that felt ok. thanks.


good morning my loves
good mornin' sunshine. :D



Dude...seriously? 60 hours? Wow!!! I thought only doctors did shit like that?
i do 8 hour and 12 hour shifts, so 60 hours would just require me to do an extra day or two a week, which i've done a few times the last couple of months.

[KingMob]

shit, it kills me to work 40 hours.

[Lyfeforce]

AAl, do you eat asian cuisine? (http://www.strapya-world.com/products/23774.html)

[AAlgar]

TIPsters - everyone smile.

There. That felt good, right?

(waits for wiseass response)

Are those verboten now? :(

[Lyfeforce]

shit, it kills me to work 40 hours.

it's not forty hours I can't stand, it's the five day week that kills me. I'd much rather do ten hour days and have a day off during the week than the current.

[AAlgar]

You and my mum can swap games then.

:rofl:

[Marc Lombardi]

Dude, seriously.

our third guy was out all last week with Poison Ivy all over his face and such, couldn't even see. As such, I and my supervisor did all the hours until wednesday afternoon. This was also after a scheduled overtime day on saturday. I hit forty hours before wednesday, sixty something by the end of the week.

Never want to do it again... but getting a paycheck closer to two thousand rather than closer to one is damn heartwarming sight on a cold rainy thursday :D

Looks like getting Rock Band wont be a problem, huh? :lol:

[Lyfeforce]

Are those verboten now? :(

nah. we (I) all needed a hug this morning is all.

[KingMob]

it's not forty hours I can't stand, it's the five day week that kills me. I'd much rather do ten hour days and have a day off during the week than the current.

not me!

[Lyfeforce]

Looks like getting Rock Band wont be a problem, huh? :lol:

oh hell no. Shit, i may even get the full set PLUS a second guitar only set just to be fully ready.

[mattbrand]

shit, it kills me to work 40 hours.

Me too.

[AAlgar]

I can think of other things I'd rather swap.

:shock:

[Gregory]

it's not forty hours I can't stand, it's the five day week that kills me. I'd much rather do ten hour days and have a day off during the week than the current.

I did that and it works OK if you don't have a long commute. I also worked 12-hour shifts at a textile mill. Fours days on, four days off, and then I switched day/night shifts at the end of each month.

[Flonk]

Wickett W. Baez wept

:lol:

[AAlgar]

I also say bro a lot. Am I the bro type? :cry:

Clearly I have made an unfair generalization. I didn't mean anything by it. No offense to you, Matt or any of your other frat brothers.

[Angel]

Are those verboten now? :(
just from you.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

it's not forty hours I can't stand, it's the five day week that kills me. I'd much rather do ten hour days and have a day off during the week than the current.

I used to do that, well 35 over 4 days, but just ended up sleeping most of the day off. I prefer getting home earlier in the evening too.

[AAlgar]

nah. we (I) all needed a hug this morning is all.

Looks like I timed the commute just right this morning. You bunch of homos.

[mattbrand]

Clearly I have made an unfair generalization. I didn't mean anything by it. No offense to you, Matt or any of your other frat brothers.

While I can blend with most general crowds, the frat boy crowd is never something I've found appealing.

[SimiBoyz]

So, has AAl died of shock? I said something bad would happen.

[Angel]

it's not forty hours I can't stand, it's the five day week that kills me. I'd much rather do ten hour days and have a day off during the week than the current.
i'm with you on the 5 day thing. i hate it. i like my schedule a lot now, especially less time with the retards at w--k.

[PeteL]

Just continue to assult AAl with bros and smiles. Everything is fine.

[Lyfeforce]

I did that and it works OK if you don't have a long commute. I also worked 12-hour shifts at a textile mill. Fours days on, four days off, and then I switched day/night shifts at the end of each month.

mm. true enough, but I'm enough of a night person that It wouldn't really effect me anyway. Plus, the mental boost of no "humpday" really makes things easier.

[Marc Lombardi]

Clearly I have made an unfair generalization. I didn't mean anything by it. No offense to you, Matt or any of your other frat brothers.

No problem, dude. I mean...broham. I mean....

Also, I call people (specifically greeters at stores) any of the following
"boss"
"dude"
"chief"
"pal"
"man"

[AAlgar]

No problem, dude. I mean...broham. I mean....

Also, I call people (specifically greeters at stores) any of the following
"boss"
"dude"
"chief"
"pal"
"man"

Neither of you say "brah," do you?

[Lyfeforce]

No problem, dude. I mean...broham. I mean....

Also, I call people (specifically greeters at stores) any of the following
"boss"
"dude"
"chief"
"pal"
"man"

I use "chief" alot particularly.

also: "sport" and "champ"

[SimiBoyz]

I like the 5 day week, Mon to Fri. Gives me the weekend off.

I couldn't do shift w--k

[AAlgar]

I use "chief" alot particularly.

also: "sport" and "champ"

Perry White wept.

[Marc Lombardi]

it's not forty hours I can't stand, it's the five day week that kills me. I'd much rather do ten hour days and have a day off during the week than the current.
It's not bad for me when you consider I w--k from 8:15-5:15 every day but spend only about 2 full hours of ever day doing actual w--k.


oh hell no. Shit, i may even get the full set PLUS a second guitar only set just to be fully ready.
:rock:BAND!!!

[PeteL]

Neither of you say "brah," do you?

I actually said it directly to you in an earlier post today, but you must have missed it.

[Marc Lombardi]

Neither of you say "brah," do you?
No. I buried my dreads in the woods.

[Flonk]

I didn't click on it. I was told not to.

You'll never get anywhere in life with that additude.

[Angel]

No problem, dude. I mean...broham. I mean....

Also, I call people (specifically greeters at stores) any of the following
"boss"
"dude"
"chief"
"pal"
"man"
my dad said chief a lot too.
fun fact: he served in viet nam with guy who's native american. they all called him chief. he actually is a chief now. :D

[AAlgar]

I actually said it directly to you in an earlier post today, but you must have missed it.


Listen, brah, it's all OK. We're all brohams here.

I am never smiling today, just to spite you. :x

[Marc Lombardi]

I use "chief" alot particularly.

also: "sport" and "champ"
Nic is astounded when I do it. We'll be walking into BestBuy and the guy at the front will say hello. I usually respond, "What's up, boss?"

On the way out I'll hit him with a "Thanks, chief" or something of the sort. She says that I do it with such uncommon ease that it just seems wrong. And I've explained that I don't do it to be condescending or anything...I just don't know their real names and this wasy feels sort of natural.

"Boss" for some reason happens to come out the most.

[Flonk]

Crappy. I'm crushing at work because not only are we slammed with our big game release this week, but I'm short a day because I'm flying to Iowa on Friday.

I need hot coffee and cold beer... possibly in the same mug to save time and energy.

Say hi to the corn for me.

[Flonk]

Nic is astounded when I do it. We'll be walking into BestBuy and the guy at the front will say hello. I usually respond, "What's up, boss?"

On the way out I'll hit him with a "Thanks, chief" or something of the sort. She says that I do it with such uncommon ease that it just seems wrong. And I've explained that I don't do it to be condescending or anything...I just don't know their real names and this wasy feels sort of natural.

"Boss" for some reason happens to come out the most.

I've got a friend who calls everyone boss.


We mock him, because it's a silly thing to call people.

[PeteL]

I am never smiling today, just to spite you. :x

Oh, stop it. I know you just smiled. C'mon!

[Marc Lombardi]

I've got a friend who calls everyone boss.


We mock him, because it's a silly thing to call people.

:hulk:

You're right. From now on I'm calling everyone Flonk.

[KingMob]

anyone here have a remote car starter?

[Flonk]

Scott Pilgrim!!!

Scott!!!


Pilgrim!!!

Scott

Pilgrim!!!!!!

My shop didn't have it. But theyre gonna order it for me which is nice.

In retrospect, it's probably for the best. Between Scott Pilgrim, LXG, Iron Fist, and Mario; that might have been too much awesome to handle.

[Flonk]

:hulk:

You're right. From now on I'm calling everyone Flonk.

That's an awesome thing to call me!

[mattbrand]

Neither of you say "brah," do you?

Never.

[mattbrand]

No. I buried my dreads in the woods.

:lol:

[AAlgar]

Oh, stop it. I know you just smiled. C'mon!

I did not. And I will not. :x

[Flonk]

Is it dead people? I thought it was just dead moms. Dammit!

Wait, we can't make fun of dead moms anymore? :x

[mattbrand]

anyone here have a remote car starter?

I used to. But then my friend borrowed our car and totaled it.

[KingMob]

I used to. But then my friend borrowed our car and totaled it.

so I shouldnt get one then? :lol:

[Angel]

I did not. And I will not. :x
i hope checkers does something cute and you have to smile. :mad:

[Angel]

so I shouldnt get one then? :lol:
my step dad has one, it comes in handy during the winter.

[mattbrand]

so I shouldnt get one then? :lol:

Ha ha.

They actually rock for winter. We used to be eating at a restaurant, and as long as you don't park too far away, when you are paying the check you just click the button. Then when you get to the car, it's all warmed up. Very convenient. Especially if you have a baby.

[Flonk]

Yeagh, pretty much M&Ms from a different company. Come in a cardboard Tube though.


He was a childrens entertainer that had a puppet emu. He died falling off the roof of his house adjusting the TV aeriel.

Both jokes are funnier when you explain them! Good jorb!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/Flonk403/BenBo/1261204775_354c40b92a.jpg

[AAlgar]

i hope checkers does something cute and you have to smile. :mad:

Today is needle day, so I'm gonna dread looking at her sad little Beagle eyes all day.

[PeteL]

I did not. And I will not. :x

There you go again. Trying to fool us with a :mad: smiley, and smiling the whole while you type it.

You've got such a nice smile!

[Angel]

Today is needle day, so I'm gonna dread looking at her sad little Beagle eyes all day.
awww, damn it. :sad:
thanks AAl, now i feel bad for her and you. mostly her though :mad:

[Cth]

WWH Spoilers. I think it's on the front page now.

I wondered why that name sounded familiar.

Anyways, that's tame compared to some of the whining I've seen online :D

[mattbrand]

There you go again. Trying to fool us with a :mad: smiley, and smiling the whole while you type it.

You've got such a nice smile!

We see through the charade AAl!

[Marc Lombardi]

That's an awesome thing to call me!
No...everyone else is Flonk. YOU are RainFlonk....


...because you're always answering questions from 3 hours ago.

[AAlgar]

We see through the charade AAl!

It's true. I'm never not smiling.

[Cth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/Zarum/candy-inc_1910_282576.jpg
between those 2 and having a dad that smoked, it's a wonder i quit.

I still have a box of these from Aubrey's birth.

Worse than 12 year old Joe Bazooka bubble gum. Awful taste.

I tried to pawn them off on my nephew, but he forgot to take them with him the last time he was at our house.

[Cth]

To be honest, I'd be playing Mario Galaxy all the time too if I had a Wii. So you're off the hook. I would have been pissed if it was something lame like Cooking Mama or Halo 3, though.

CONFESSION:
I picked up Cooking Mama 2 for the DS last night, among 4 other cool DS games.

Also, I didn't know there's a new TRAUMA CENTER game coming out in a week or two.

[mattbrand]

CONFESSION:
I picked up Cooking Mama 2 for the DS last night, among 4 other cool DS games.

Also, I didn't know there's a new TRAUMA CENTER game coming out in a week or two.

Hit us with some reviews!

[AAlgar]

Cooking... Mama? :mistrust:

[Angel]

CONFESSION:
I picked up Cooking Mama 2 for the DS last night, among 4 other cool DS games.

Also, I didn't know there's a new TRAUMA CENTER game coming out in a week or two.
confession: i bought cooking mama, because i read some good reviews for it. it's ok, but i wouldn't buy it again.

[Cth]

I am unboxable.

Pic of me from 4 years ago...

http://www.oldjawbone.com/matt/dreads/mattbefore.jpg

(It's worth a click)

Everytime I see that pic, I keep expecting Mickey Mouse as the Sorcerors Apprentice in the background with a broomstick coming out of your head.

[Angel]

Cooking... Mama? :mistrust:
much like phoenix wright is a lawyer game, cooking mama is a cooking game. so, i'm sure you wouldn't like it.