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Vroom_Socko
11-07-2007, 02:39 AM
Now YOU can become the Shocker! (http://www.weaponmasters.com/shopping/950-000-Volt-Knuckles-Stun-Gun-p-17197.html)


Curl your fist around 950,000 volts of "shock therapy". The Knuckles Stun Gun has a unique patented design giving you full control of it's awesome power. Sure to become a hit amongst joggers, the grip makes for comfortable fit and even has rubberized coating. There is no sacrificing voltage in Blast Knuckles. It releases close to one million volts. Also features a safety switch and "ready for use" LED indicator plus a momentary button releasing the powerful shock. Includes 2 lithium batteries and a magnetic leather holster.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/vroomsocko/Shocker.jpg

Bryan H
11-07-2007, 02:41 AM
I'm holding out for the Ringer.

Akira
11-07-2007, 03:07 AM
How much for a 15 year-old high school kid to dress up in tights, beat you up in public and call you "The Vibrator"?

Rick America
11-07-2007, 03:25 AM
Bendis should incorporate this into the running Shocker gags in USM...maybe have some 10-year old kid buy one of these and then punch out Ultimate Shocker...

Pat Loika
11-07-2007, 03:51 AM
Sold!

P.

Ryan Elliott
11-07-2007, 03:52 AM
Looks like that thing Batman used on JLU when he was fighting aliens or supervillains.


Sweet!!

ZombieSpeedball
11-07-2007, 05:14 AM
I want a glider and pumpkin bombs!

Vroom_Socko
11-07-2007, 04:12 PM
I want a glider and pumpkin bombs!

Who doesn't?

Buk Was Right
11-07-2007, 04:15 PM
Whatever... Call me when they start selling hypnotic top hats...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/35/250px-Ringmaster.gif

moonspider
11-07-2007, 04:19 PM
THE SHOCKER.....yeah