Help! Bearded Halloween Costume Ideas!!

[Guirk the Thudner]

Ok, so I need a Halloween costume for tomorrow, and I need the Bendis Board's help!!

I have brown hair and a beard. Also, no money. My ideas thus far are
1) Ritchie Tenenbaum, with tennis racket and slit wrists
2) Locked up Nick Nolte
3) Zombie K-Fed


Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.

[ZombieSpeedball]

Jesus

[Bill Nolan]

Bearded Lady

[William Joseph Dunn]

Zeus
Grizly Adams
Kenny Rogers
Vincent Van Gogh
Green Arrow
Bin Laden
that creepy guy who works at 7-11 down the street from me
Thor

[ZombieSpeedball]

Young Santa Clause.
The Old Sea Captain.
The Rapist.
The Drama Coach.

[GrandeMaestro Fünke]

Crazy Jack from Lost.

[Guirk the Thudner]

Ahh, this is all moving in the right direction...

[PhilipClark]

Kevin Matchstick

http://www.stallonezone.com/z022806mage_mage.jpg

[William Joseph Dunn]

Kevin Smith

[GrandeMaestro Fünke]

Gaius Baltar

[BCD]

Will Ferrell as Theodore Kaczynski aka the Unabomber aka Crizazy Kracz.

[Movie Maker]

ritchie tenenbaum.

[Ben]

Evil you

[Boris the Blade]

ritchie tenenbaum.
But not with the slit wrists. That's horrible.

[Keith P.]

Katie Holmes.















Oh, you said bearded.

oops.

[EasyE726]

A clam.

[Joe Henderson]

Go as a closet gay man's girlfriend/wife.

[Keith P.]

Go as a closet gay man's girlfriend/wife.

I already did that joke!

[Joe Henderson]

I already did that joke!

Dammit, that's what I get for skimming. :)

[Scotty]

I like Zombie K-Fed

[kylethoreau]

Alan Moore



and I'm honestly ashamed no one else thought of this obvious one

[BCD]

Alan Moore



and I'm honestly ashamed no one else thought of this obvious one

Why is a serial killer your picture? That is actually creepier than all the guys with a plethora of ladypictures.

[kylethoreau]

I study serial killers? As well as profiling and such.

[chazbot]

Bearded Thor.

[kritty]

is your hair long? go as the dude

[Ryan Elliott]

Young Santa Clause.
The Old Sea Captain.
The Rapist.
The Drama Coach.



Heh.

[EasyE726]

I wonder why Batman never grew a beard..he could completely hide his face then.

And everyone knows beards are bulletproof.

[chazbot]

I wonder why Batman never grew a beard..he could completely hide his face then.

And everyone knows beards are bulletproof.

Bruce Wayne's facial hair grows in all crappy, like a 15-year-old boy's would. This is his secret shame.

[AAlgar]

I wonder why Batman never grew a beard..he could completely hide his face then.

And everyone knows beards are bulletproof.

What, really?

So my goattee should be at least knife-proof then, right?

[chazbot]

What, really?

So my goattee should be at least knife-proof then, right?

Knives are similar to razors. Tread carefully.

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

Go as the Unabomber. Just get a hoodie, sunglasses, and a brown cardboard box that looks like a mail package.

[Yorick Brown]

Dr. Beardface from Scrubs.

[sans serif]

Steve Zissou.

[Thudpucker]

Yukon Cornelius

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/thudpucker/yukon.jpg

[frzamonkey]

king leonidas?
a homeless guy?

[aj110]

Dr. Beardface

[TIP]

Sleep Apnea Guy
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/tiptone/motivator598008.jpg

[Angel]

amethyst dude

[Guirk the Thudner]

I knew the board would come through.



You guys are the best.

[DanLTaylor]

Having let my beard go over the last couple of months I think I'm opting for a Geiko/ABC Caveman.