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LilPoe
10-23-2007, 06:50 PM
When my brother is home from college, he works at a local pizzeria. One time a guy ordered a cheese pizza with marshmallows on it. I KNOW. Sounds gross. Until I tried it, and let me tell you...it's DELICIOUS!!! It's become my new favorite topping, I didn't think anything could surpass pepperoni.

So whats the weirdest thing you guys put on pizza?

Shane W
10-23-2007, 06:51 PM
My dog's penis.

ZombieSpeedball
10-23-2007, 06:52 PM
My dog's penis.

/thread.

EasyE726
10-23-2007, 06:52 PM
Shane W's dog's penis.

LilPoe
10-23-2007, 06:53 PM
I didn't order a pizza with...

sausage!

Shane W
10-23-2007, 06:53 PM
/thread.

I waited and thought about pressing Submit for about 10 seconds.. Perhaps I should have taken more time.

Doc Randy
10-23-2007, 06:53 PM
We have a local chain that puts thinly sliced potatoes and bacon on their pizza.

It is pretty darn good.

Shepherd
10-23-2007, 06:57 PM
In Korea, potatoes, sweet potatoes, corn, and acorn squash are common toppings. Korea's weird.

Also, when I make pizza myself, I like to put veggies on it: broccoli, artichoke hearts, cauliflower, and even asparagus once. It's better than it sounds.

R

gaspar
10-23-2007, 06:57 PM
Do the marshmallows just melt or how does that work? Seems odd.

I don't really order much weird stuff...my favorite is chicken, pepperoni, bell pepper and roasted garlic. I like pineapple once in a while, but that's about as weird as I usually get.

gibbEy
10-23-2007, 06:57 PM
We have a local chain that puts thinly sliced potatoes and bacon on their pizza.

It is pretty darn good.

That sounds tremendous! Helluvan idea.

bradical
10-23-2007, 06:58 PM
pretty much everything goes well on a pizza.

Sackhead
10-23-2007, 06:59 PM
Mustard.

LilPoe
10-23-2007, 07:08 PM
Do the marshmallows just melt or how does that work? Seems odd.

Yeah, when the guy ordered it from my brother's place, they were melted on. Like, put on top of the cheese then put in the oven. But when I get pizza myself, I just put some marshmallows on top. If I'm feeling lazy, I just let the heat from the pizza melt them. Otherwise I can toss it the oven/microwave with the marshmallows on top.

ZombieSpeedball
10-23-2007, 07:13 PM
Yeah, when the guy ordered it from my brother's place, they were melted on. Like, put on top of the cheese then put in the oven. But when I get pizza myself, I just put some marshmallows on top. If I'm feeling lazy, I just let the heat from the pizza melt them. Otherwise I can toss it the oven/microwave with the marshmallows on top.

Melted marshmallows. Interesting.

Ben
10-23-2007, 07:16 PM
Pesto instead of tomato sauce

Keith P.
10-23-2007, 07:17 PM
A1 sauce instead of tomato sauce, strips of steak, and then onions, green peppers and cheese.

ZombieSpeedball
10-23-2007, 07:18 PM
A1 sauce instead of tomato sauce, strips of steak, and then onions, green peppers and cheese.

Sounds like my kind of pizza.

Shane W
10-23-2007, 07:22 PM
Pesto instead of tomato sauce

That's not too bad. There's a local pizzeria here that has a pizza called the Green Lantern that's made with pesto [Red Sauce, Light Mozzarella Cheese, Minced Garlic,
Mushrooms, Goat Cheese, Artichokes, Pesto] It's awesome.

MAK15
10-23-2007, 07:30 PM
slices of tomatoe.

ZombieSpeedball
10-23-2007, 07:32 PM
I'm right now contemplating how scrambled eggs would taste on pizza.

MAK15
10-23-2007, 07:33 PM
I'm right now contemplating how scrambled eggs would taste on pizza.

kinda runny scrambled eggs or dry scrambled eggs?

ZombieSpeedball
10-23-2007, 07:34 PM
kinda runny scrambled eggs or dry scrambled eggs?

Well, preferrably in the middle. Kinda moist, but not a mess.

Frozen Sooner
10-23-2007, 07:35 PM
Artichoke hearts and shrimp. Which is DAMN tasty.

ZombieSpeedball
10-23-2007, 07:36 PM
Artichoke hearts and shrimp. Which is DAMN tasty.

The shrimp sounds good. The artichoke hearts? Notsomuch.

Lord Jermaine Retail
10-23-2007, 07:55 PM
Meatballs and green peppers from a place that makes fresh pizza. Try it!

Frozen Sooner
10-23-2007, 07:56 PM
The shrimp sounds good. The artichoke hearts? Notsomuch.

You're totally missing out. The artichoke hearts compliment the shrimp.

c. page
10-23-2007, 07:58 PM
chicken and pineapple, on this odd spicy, asian style sauce (i have no idea what it's called, but i've had it on some korean food before).

also, tabasco.

Jim.
10-23-2007, 08:10 PM
I like Buffalo Chicken pizza, but that's not strange.

Beep Beep!
10-23-2007, 08:10 PM
Crabmeat, shrimp and mushrooms . . . aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh . . .

And my mom will order pizza with everything from Dominos . . . and ask them to hold the sauce.

Beep Beep!
10-23-2007, 08:11 PM
Artichoke hearts and shrimp. Which is DAMN tasty.
Hmmmmmm . . .wonder how crabmeat & artichoke hearts would taste . . .

Beep Beep!
10-23-2007, 08:22 PM
Well, preferrably in the middle. Kinda moist, but not a mess.Most of the buffets in Vegas have some kind of breakfast pizza when you go for breakfast . . . not that weird in this town.

ZombieSpeedball
10-23-2007, 08:24 PM
You're totally missing out. The artichoke hearts compliment the shrimp.

Hmm... might have to try this out. And the marshmallow one. And my breakfast one (Waffle/French Toast dough, syrup, eggs, sausage... this could go amazingly well)

Casali
10-23-2007, 08:39 PM
We have a local chain that puts thinly sliced potatoes and bacon on their pizza.

It is pretty darn good.

There is a pizza chain down in Bloomington that has the Cream & Crimson: alfredo sauce, red potatoes seasoned with dill and garlic, and bacon covered with the cheese mix they use on their other pizzas along with cheddar and gorgonzola. Awesome stuff.

Justin.Strange
10-23-2007, 08:48 PM
I am a sausage and pepperoni kinda guy. So please don't come at me with your crazy shrimp and marshmallow toppings because I will look at you like you're an idiot. In fact, your liberal wacko pizza ideas frighten and disgust me.

I am a pizza republican, and I approve this message.

John M. Coker (Johnny C.)
10-23-2007, 08:56 PM
Sauerkraut.

batmanbooyah
10-23-2007, 09:00 PM
I am a sausage and pepperoni kinda guy. So please don't come at me with your crazy shrimp and marshmallow toppings because I will look at you like you're an idiot. In fact, your liberal wacko pizza ideas frighten and disgust me.

I am a pizza republican, and I approve this message.

preach it brother! sausage and pepperoni all the way! i only want things on my pizza that i can stuff up my butt!

Magnum V.I.
10-23-2007, 09:01 PM
preach it brother! sausage and pepperoni all the way! i only want things on my pizza that i can stuff up my butt!

Then my Big sausage Pizza might work for you!

dj127
10-23-2007, 11:05 PM
roasted pork skin with bbq sauce or sliced hard boiled eggs...

dasNdanger
10-23-2007, 11:34 PM
Yeah, I'm a sausage and pepperoni kinda guy, too...only, I'm a gal.

However, I have been know to contaminate a good sausage pizza with garlic, onions and black olives...and sometimes peppers.

The best pizza I've had lately is a very thin crust, brick oven-baked pizza (almost like a cracker), with fresh rosemary, sausage, roasted peppers, and calamata olives (along with a light tomato sauce and mozzarella) - it's damn tasty!!!


das

Jay Wesson
10-23-2007, 11:45 PM
We have a local chain that puts thinly sliced potatoes and bacon on their pizza.

It is pretty darn good.

Sounds pretty damn good, actually.

Allan
10-24-2007, 12:27 AM
It's a traditional pizza topping, probably common in Italy, but according to mass media everyone in the U.S. hates it.

Anchovies.

Shepherd
10-24-2007, 01:03 AM
chicken and pineapple, on this odd spicy, asian style sauce (i have no idea what it's called, but i've had it on some korean food before).

also, tabasco.

Korean food doesn't have too many sauces. The most common one is Gochoo Jang (a thick red sauce made from dried red peppers). That sound right?

R

Shepherd
10-24-2007, 01:04 AM
Ah, I forgot. Koreans also usually give you a side of sweet pickles with pizza to put on top. The other stuff I mentioned is good, but the pickles on pizza is damn gross.

R

Hollingsworth
10-24-2007, 03:10 AM
Here in Croatia, it's common to see sour cream on a pizza.

Like this:

http://maudit.net/photos/hrvatska/dump/DSC00783.JPG

It's also pretty common to see egg on a pizza.

http://matthollingsworth.blogspot.com/2007/04/i-order-pizza-and-take-out-from-local.html

RebootedCorpse
10-24-2007, 04:00 AM
When I was working at a pizza place as a teenager, some guy called who was stoned/crazy/punking me accused me of putting my own semen on his pizza.
He kept screaming "you delivered me a cum pie! A cuuum piiiiee!"

Masculine Todd
10-24-2007, 04:17 AM
Love and dreams.

nihilance
10-24-2007, 04:22 AM
In India they don't have pepperoni and sausage on their pizza...but mutton and baby corn is a regular topping.

Ziolko
10-24-2007, 04:29 AM
When I was working at a pizza place as a teenager, some guy called who was stoned/crazy/punking me accused me of putting my own semen on his pizza.
He kept screaming "you delivered me a cum pie! A cuuum piiiiee!"

And how would he know what cum tastes like? :)

Weirdest this I put on my pizza was a cigarette.

I didn't eat it, though. They were just out of ashtrays.

Akira
10-24-2007, 04:54 AM
Lucky Charms & Frosted Flakes

ZombieSpeedball
10-24-2007, 05:00 AM
When I was working at a pizza place as a teenager, some guy called who was stoned/crazy/punking me accused me of putting my own semen on his pizza.
He kept screaming "you delivered me a cum pie! A cuuum piiiiee!"


Love and dreams.

That's how I'd expect Todd to respond. :lol:

BaconWhoreSqueeeaaal
10-24-2007, 05:33 AM
I did the marshmellow thing because of Ninja Turtles.


And it is delicious.

Evan the Shaggy
10-24-2007, 05:43 AM
Nothing really. Though I'm kicking myself for not trying that Oreo Pizza Dominoes had.

adamgreenberger
10-24-2007, 05:46 AM
Alligator and Rattlesnake

Xorn
10-24-2007, 05:47 AM
nooddles

BaconWhoreSqueeeaaal
10-24-2007, 05:47 AM
Nothing really. Though I'm kicking myself for not trying that Oreo Pizza Dominoes had.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/SGJessie/oreomustache-727607.jpg

ZombieSpeedball
10-24-2007, 05:48 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/SGJessie/oreomustache-727607.jpg

I wanted another scene where he then had dreadlocks.

Horizon Drive
10-24-2007, 06:29 AM
I add my own toppings on cold pizza.

I put humus on cold pizza often. One time I fried and egg and put on a slice. Both were good

One time i ate cold pizza and a veggie burger. Not bad, but very far from good.

The Dean
10-24-2007, 06:30 AM
I'm a green olive man... Some people are pretty repulsed by it but I lurve it.

RebootedCorpse
10-24-2007, 07:34 AM
I'm a green olive man... Some people are pretty repulsed by it but I lurve it.

Every once in a while I go with the black and green olive pizza, just for a change o' pace.

joespam
10-24-2007, 08:08 AM
How about Mcdonald's: burger, fries, and McNuggets?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/joespam/bendisPix/za1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/joespam/bendisPix/za2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/joespam/bendisPix/za3.jpg

Horizon Drive
10-24-2007, 08:12 AM
It would have been better if the buns were removed.

WinterRose
10-24-2007, 08:15 AM
Stir fry and fried kielbasa

WAKKAJAWAKKA
10-24-2007, 08:18 AM
Stir fry and fried kielbasa

I Would Have Guessed Robot Parts.

Wayno.

ZombieSpeedball
10-24-2007, 08:18 AM
How about Mcdonald's: burger, fries, and McNuggets?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/joespam/bendisPix/za1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/joespam/bendisPix/za2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/joespam/bendisPix/za3.jpg

No thanks, I prefer living.

DaGetHighKnight
10-24-2007, 08:20 AM
french fries with ketchup

DaGetHighKnight
10-24-2007, 08:21 AM
How about Mcdonald's: burger, fries, and McNuggets?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/joespam/bendisPix/za1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/joespam/bendisPix/za2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/joespam/bendisPix/za3.jpg

Oh god thats hot!

WAKKAJAWAKKA
10-24-2007, 08:23 AM
How about Mcdonald's: burger, fries, and McNuggets?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/joespam/bendisPix/za1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/joespam/bendisPix/za2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/joespam/bendisPix/za3.jpg

That Is Awesome.

Wayno.

dasNdanger
10-24-2007, 10:06 AM
I'm a green olive man... Some people are pretty repulsed by it but I lurve it.

I LURVE green olives, on just about anything. Green and black olives on a pizza would be excellent - never tried it, but it would be like a Puttanesca pizza.

I also love green olives in my tuna salad...yum!

das

THWIP!
10-24-2007, 10:07 AM
KEtchup. That McDonalds pizza look amazing.

Dreg
10-24-2007, 10:16 AM
grape jelly, salsa, and meatballs.

Cth
10-24-2007, 10:24 AM
In elementary school, that orange French salad dressing.

At college, I tried some pizza that had goat meat on it. It was horrible.

Schroedingers Cat
10-24-2007, 11:19 AM
preach it brother! sausage and pepperoni all the way! i only want things on my pizza that i can stuff up my butt!


Like Shane W's dog's penis ?

DAVE
10-24-2007, 11:36 AM
I didn't put this on pizza, but it's weird topping related:
Back in 2000, during the Subway (World) Series I was going to get a slice at this place "Pizza Time". This place is known for it's above average pizza, and Bobby it's very scary, very loud owner.
So on my way over I realized that I was wearing a Mets hat, and I had no idea which team they supported there.
So naturally as soon as I walked in there (like even before he really say me or my hat) Bobby yells out "Youse bettah be Yankees fans!" I ofcourse proudly, but scared for my life pointed to my Mets hat. He laughed and was good natured about it all.
Now relating this to weird pizza toppings, in honor of the World Series that year, Bobby made a special commerative pizza called "The Yankee Stadium" it was a pizza topped with copious amounts of saurkraut and cut up hot dogs :sick:

ZombieSpeedball
10-24-2007, 12:00 PM
Like Shane W's dog's penis ?

He said "can", not "did". ;)