Foods You Won't Eat In Front Of Others

[Gordon Chumway]

I was in a meeting today, and they took our lunch orders. I was really dumb and ordered eggsalad on a garlic bagel. It was so messy I had to wait two hours and eat it alone in my office.

Also, I won't eat chicken wings in front of my future wife, I think she'd leave me if she saw what I become around chicken wings.

[Alexander Hamilton]

I'm a pig. I don't care who sees me slurp my spaghetti.

[MIKE D]

Never eat ribs when you are making a first impression.

[Gordon Chumway]

Never eat ribs when you are making a first impression.

Bingo!

Forgot about ribs!

[Whip]

Tacos, chicken wings, ribs.


...And bananas.

[Ray G.]

Tripe.

I love tripe, but when you order it at a chinese restaurant on a date, the reaction is always the same.

[nick maynard]

battered women. :twisted:

[DAVE]

I make no such distinction.

[MIKE D]

Tripe.

I love tripe, but when you order it at a chinese restaurant on a date, the reaction is always the same.

This is my new favorite post of all time, and I demand a drink up to discuss it at length.

[Sean Jackson]

Corn on the cob... always stuck in my teeth afterwards.

[Albert]

Tripe.

I love tripe, but when you order it at a chinese restaurant on a date, the reaction is always the same.

It finally all makes sense...

[dasNdanger]

Dark Chocolate.

There are just some things that MUST be eaten in private...like dark, creamy chocolate, washed down with a succulent sip of blood-red wine as you sit all alone in the dark, save for the warm flicker of candlelight, dancing across your naked flesh to the rhythm of Bolero playing softly in the background....

NOT that I do that...but just sayin'....IF I did, I wouldn't want an audience....


das

[adam_warlock_2099]

Tripe.

I love tripe, but when you order it at a chinese restaurant on a date, the reaction is always the same.

I know that all to well. Tripe is good, why don't others realize that?

[Bedlam66]

There's not Such thing.

[Kingsumo]

If your date is rather prissy, it is best to avoid Crab on a first date as it is messy in general.

Personally, I just don't give a damn. And yes, I do sometimes play with my food if I get bored.

[MAK15]

chocolate covered ants.
you never know when they might wanna have some...

[stevapalooza]

Anything phallic

[dasNdanger]

I know that all to well. Tripe is good, why don't others realize that?

:sick:

My husband was forced to eat tripe at a Chinese restaurant...our friend, who's Chinese, INSISTED he eat it. At first he didn't know what it was, and said, 'this fish is crunchy', then - through our giggles - we told him it was tripe, to which he replied, 'I knew that!' Then we tried to get him to eat chicken feet. That didn't go over well, either. He hated everything that restaurant served, and all he wanted was plain, steamed rice, but they only had sticky (glutinous) rice, stuffed with pork and other goodies. He hated that, too. In the end he ate dessert...that was about all he could handle.

He swears he'll kill the next person who tries to make him eat tripe...or chicken feet....


das

[ClintP]

I have no shame when it comes to eating. Chances are if you blink, you will have missed me eat anyways.

If you want to see a funny are you are with me, I have what I joke around as "snake jaw". If you ask nicely, I can cram a huge chicken breast, pizza slice, etc in. My wife hates when I do it at the dinner table, but surprisingly not when we are in bed... ;)

[adam_warlock_2099]

:sick:

My husband was forced to eat tripe at a Chinese restaurant...our friend, who's Chinese, INSISTED he eat it. At first he didn't know what it was, and said, 'this fish is crunchy', then - through our giggles - we told him it was tripe, to which he replied, 'I knew that!' Then we tried to get him to eat chicken feet. That didn't go over well, either. He hated everything that restaurant served, and all he wanted was plain, steamed rice, but they only had sticky (glutinous) rice, stuffed with pork and other goodies. He hated that, too. In the end he ate dessert...that was about all he could handle.

He swears he'll kill the next person who tries to make him eat tripe...or chicken feet....


das


That's because tripe is best eaten on a sandwitch with hot sauce. I wouldn't eat tripe at a Chinese resturant either, I just don't like the way that they serve/cook it. It's a "soul" food item that I ate alot when I lived in St. Louis.

And neckbones. Mmmmm.

[ClintP]

:sick:

My husband was forced to eat tripe at a Chinese restaurant...our friend, who's Chinese, INSISTED he eat it. At first he didn't know what it was, and said, 'this fish is crunchy', then - through our giggles - we told him it was tripe, to which he replied, 'I knew that!' Then we tried to get him to eat chicken feet. That didn't go over well, either. He hated everything that restaurant served, and all he wanted was plain, steamed rice, but they only had sticky (glutinous) rice, stuffed with pork and other goodies. He hated that, too. In the end he ate dessert...that was about all he could handle.

He swears he'll kill the next person who tries to make him eat tripe...or chicken feet....


das
What is a tripe?

I like lingua (cow tongue) at some mexican joints.

[adam_warlock_2099]

What is a tripe?

I like lingua (cow tongue) at some mexican joints.

Cow stomach lining.

[dasNdanger]

I have no shame when it comes to eating. Chances are if you blink, you will have missed me eat anyways.

If you want to see a funny are you are with me, I have what I joke around as "snake jaw". If you ask nicely, I can cram a huge chicken breast, pizza slice, etc in. My wife hates when I do it at the dinner table, but surprisingly not when we are in bed... ;)

Sooooo....you impress your wife in bed by cramming an entire pizza slice in your mouth..... ?? :scared:


das

[Kingsumo]

Cow stomach lining.

Really?

And people eat that? Like willingly?

[ClintP]

That's because tripe is best eaten on a sandwitch with hot sauce. I wouldn't eat tripe at a Chinese resturant either, I just don't like the way that they serve/cook it. It's a "soul" food item that I ate alot when I lived in St. Louis.

And neckbones. Mmmmm.

soul food rocks! I am not a fan of ox tail though. i am a "shoveler" and i don't like to work for my food.

[ClintP]

Cow stomach lining.

oh fuck that. isn't that Menudo?I draw the line there.

[adam_warlock_2099]

Really?

And people eat that? Like willingly?

Sure . . . it's like oysters, calamari, or chitlins . . . its what you sauce it with/bread it with that gives it the flavor.

[adam_warlock_2099]

oh fuck that. isn't that Menudo?I draw the line there.

tripe is in menudo, yes

[Gordon Chumway]

I had no idea so many people liked tripe.

[Gunter]

Breakfast cereal and porkchops. Not together mind you, but I don't like to eat them in front of others.

[Kingsumo]

Sure . . . it's like oysters, calamari, or chitlins . . . its what you sauce it with/bread it with that gives it the flavor.

Huh.

Maybe if I tried it without knowing what it was in advance.

I will eat some wierd stuff, but that seems rather.. gross.

[dasNdanger]

I had no idea so many people liked tripe.

Well, I don't. I won't eat internal organs, seafood other than fish, or mushrooms. It's my food law.


das

[adam_warlock_2099]

Huh.

Maybe if I tried it without knowing what it was in advance.

I will eat some wierd stuff, but that seems rather.. gross.

Well it's really kinda like what you would think a cow's four part stomach to be like . . . tough.

[GelfXIII]

Mushy cooked carrots.


Violent projectile vomiting is so unattractive. :(

[Dood Lee]

Dinuguan, a filipino dish. It's funny, because it's normal meat and stuff, and a lot of my friends who have tasted it love it. Until they find out what's in it, and then they vow to never eat it again.

[Kingsumo]

Well it's really kinda like what you would think a cow's four part stomach to be like . . . tough.

That. That did not help.


Dinuguan, a filipino dish. It's funny, because it's normal meat and stuff, and a lot of my friends who have tasted it love it. Until they find out what's in it, and then they vow to never eat it again.

Ok, I am curious. What's in it?

[LittleBastard]

I'll eat most anything except ribs or corn on the cob

[adam_warlock_2099]

That. That did not help.



Ok, I am curious. What's in it?

Sorry . . .

I think it's something like a soup cooked in pigs blood if I remember correctly.

[Kingsumo]

Sorry . . .

I think it's something like a soup cooked in pigs blood if I remember correctly.

:shock:

You're just fucking with me now, right?

[Shwicaz]

cock.

seriously. not a big fan of "threesomes" (or more)

I am a 'one on one' type of guy.

[adam_warlock_2099]

:shock:

You're just fucking with me now, right?

no . . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinuguan

I was just looking at it to confirm . . . I was kind of right.

[Kingsumo]

no . . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinuguan

I was just looking at it to confirm . . . I was kind of right.


Oh god.

You know, I probably would enjoy something like that, but would not want to know what it was, or what went into it.

[Barry Hollifield]

Burritos..chicken wings!

[Matt O'Keefe]

Chicken wings.

[costello]

Dark Chocolate.

There are just some things that MUST be eaten in private...like dark, creamy chocolate, washed down with a succulent sip of blood-red wine as you sit all alone in the dark, save for the warm flicker of candlelight, dancing across your naked flesh to the rhythm of Bolero playing softly in the background....

NOT that I do that...but just sayin'....IF I did, I wouldn't want an audience....


das

You had me 'til BOLERO. The first time I heard BOLERO it was played by Frank Zappa. Somehow the chocolate, wine, hell even the wine bottle becomes tainted when Frank Zappa is added to the mix.

[costello]

The green mushy insides of a whole lobster. Or maybe I'm wrong. Depends on the type of girl you're with.

[dasNdanger]

You had me 'til BOLERO. The first time I heard BOLERO it was played by Frank Zappa. Somehow the chocolate, wine, hell even the wine bottle becomes tainted when Frank Zappa is added to the mix.

Well, I was thinking Ravel's Bolero, not whateveritis that Zappa did. If it makes it any better, I was actually gonna say NiN's Closer, but I didn't wanna seem dirty...


das

[Beep Beep!]

Spagettios.

[Criden]

Spagettios.

Uh oh!

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

i've got a standing order at work that if anyone see me walking back from the store with any kind of Turkey product, they are to run at me and kick me in the nuts as hard as they can

but that's because it make me sleepy

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

no . . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinuguan

I was just looking at it to confirm . . . I was kind of right.

it's actually very good


but i prefer black pudding
more savory

[adam_warlock_2099]

it's actually very good


but i prefer black pudding
more savory

It would be something I'd be willing to try. But I'll try anything at least once.

[adam_warlock_2099]

Dinuguan, a filipino dish. It's funny, because it's normal meat and stuff, and a lot of my friends who have tasted it love it. Until they find out what's in it, and then they vow to never eat it again.

That's what I was thinking of Pablo.

[Ethan Van Sciver]

Chicken wings. Sausages that are larger than 3 inches.

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

Watermelon and corn on the cob. Also, barbecue. The places here sometimes don't give you napkins or plates. Oh, and crawfish. Bleck.

[MAK15]

Watermelon and corn on the cob. Also, barbecue, the places here sometimes don't give you napkins or plates.

is the barbeque in a bowl or somthing?

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

is the barbeque in a bowl or somthing?

One place puts the brisket, sausage and slices of bread on wax paper. They also give us extra slices of bread to (I think) help absorb the grease that the napkins would usually absorb.

[adam_warlock_2099]

Watermelon and corn on the cob. Also, barbecue. The places here sometimes don't give you napkins or plates. Oh, and crawfish. Bleck.

I cut it off the cob, only because I hate the corn cob skin in my teeth.

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

I cut it off the cob, only because I hate the corn cob skin in my teeth.

I feel old doing that. I usually just avoid it all together.

[adam_warlock_2099]

I feel old doing that. I usually just avoid it all together.

:) Old? Fuck it, I'll do it just to keep me from picking my teeth.

[MAK15]

One place puts the brisket, sausage and slices of bread on wax paper. They also give us extra slices of bread to (I think) help absorb the grease that the napkins would usually absorb.

where is this wonderful place you mention?

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

where is this wonderful place you mention?
It's a Texas chain called Rudy's.

[Gordon Chumway]

One place puts the brisket, sausage and slices of bread on wax paper. They also give us extra slices of bread to (I think) help absorb the grease that the napkins would usually absorb.

That sounds fantastic.

[Masculine Todd]

I don't like eating in front of others in general.

[Akira]

*looks at stomach*
Apparently none.

[S. Earl]

Placenta

[Gordon Chumway]

Placenta

You have problems.:D

[DaGetHighKnight]

Any finger foods.

[Khrutch]

I was in a meeting today, and they took our lunch orders. I was really dumb and ordered eggsalad on a garlic bagel. It was so messy I had to wait two hours and eat it alone in my office.

Also, I won't eat chicken wings in front of my future wife, I think she'd leave me if she saw what I become around chicken wings.

I won't eat anything messy in front of others, unless it's family.