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The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
09-11-2007, 03:21 PM
Does anybody ever use this? Like, when you take a piss, do you lose the fly built into you boxers? Because I never have, not once.

chazbot
09-11-2007, 03:22 PM
You're only supposed to use it when it's dress up day at work. :D

Yorick Brown
09-11-2007, 03:24 PM
Wait, you're supposed to open the fly before you pee?

Roman Noodles
09-11-2007, 03:24 PM
I do. it enables me to wear Boxers without flashing Mr. Happy to the word when I get up in the morning. But I usally just wear BoXer Briefs.

Forrest
09-11-2007, 03:26 PM
Does anybody ever use this? Like, when you take a piss, do you lose the fly built into you boxers?

No, that's silly.

Buk Was Right
09-11-2007, 03:28 PM
Wait, you're supposed to open the fly before you pee?

You're thinking of the butt-flap.

BaconWhoreSqueeeaaal
09-11-2007, 03:28 PM
I open mine all the time!

Yorick Brown
09-11-2007, 03:28 PM
Wait, there's a butt-flap?

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
09-11-2007, 03:29 PM
No, that's silly.

No, that's what I've always thought.

Buk Was Right
09-11-2007, 03:31 PM
I open mine all the time!

So you can fill 'em with BACON!


Wait, there's a butt-flap?

There is if you wear them long enough...

BaconWhoreSqueeeaaal
09-11-2007, 03:31 PM
So you can fill 'em with BACON!

Mmmmm... bacon....

Shepherd
09-11-2007, 03:41 PM
I do whenever I'm wearing a suit (which I usually do for work), that was I can only open my fly and don't have to undo my belt and untuck my shirt and such.

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Forrest
09-11-2007, 03:41 PM
No, that's what I've always thought.

Same here. Once, a friend tried to convince me that they are quite functional and normal. ...He also shaved his arm pits.

The Dean
09-11-2007, 03:48 PM
Naw, I'm an "over the top" kind of guy...

Buk Was Right
09-11-2007, 03:50 PM
Naw, I'm an "over the top" kind of guy...

I don't really understand what Sly's best work this side of Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! has anything to do with this, but ok...

http://www.paulscheer.com/overthetop.jpg

copypastepuke
09-11-2007, 03:54 PM
i hate having boxers that DONT have buttons.

the chance of floppage out and then having that terrible cold metal zipper touching my junk is fear enough for me to only by buttoned boxers

gibbEy
09-11-2007, 03:56 PM
Does anybody ever use this? Like, when you take a piss, do you lose the fly built into you boxers? Because I never have, not once.

So you do a "full pull" all the time?

I use the hole most of the time...especially in public, but I don't think any of mine actually have a button...and if they did, I wouldn't actually button it back.

joespam
09-11-2007, 04:16 PM
So you do a "full pull" all the time?

I use the hole most of the time...especially in public, but I don't think any of mine actually have a button...and if they did, I wouldn't actually button it back.How do you keep the horse from getting out of the barn then?

Alasar
09-11-2007, 04:43 PM
i hate having boxers that DONT have buttons.

the chance of floppage out and then having that terrible cold metal zipper touching my junk is fear enough for me to only by buttoned boxers

Same here. Most of my boxers don't have that button.
In fact, this thread has made me seriously consider buying ONLY buttoned boxers.:)

YouStayClassy
09-11-2007, 04:47 PM
Same here. Once, a friend tried to convince me that they are quite functional and normal. ...He also shaved his arm pits.

What's wrong with that???