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Thommy Melanson
09-02-2007, 04:10 AM
Has a Mythical Beast Turned Up in Texas?

AP

CUERO, Texas (Sept. 1) - Phylis Canion lived in Africa for four years. She's been a hunter all her life and has the mounted heads of a zebra and other exotic animals in her house to prove it.

But the roadkill she found last month outside her ranch was a new one even for her, worth putting in a freezer hidden from curious onlookers: Canion believes she may have the head of the mythical, bloodsucking chupacabra.

"It is one ugly creature," Canion said, holding the head of the mammal, which has big ears, large fanged teeth and grayish-blue, mostly hairless skin.

Canion and some of her neighbors discovered the 40-pound bodies of three of the animals over four days in July outside her ranch in Cuero, 80 miles southeast of San Antonio. Canion said she saved the head of the one she found so she can get to get to the bottom of its ancestry through DNA testing and then mount it for posterity.

She suspects, as have many rural denizens over the years, that a chupacabra may have killed as many as 26 of her chickens in the past couple of years.

"I've seen a lot of nasty stuff. I've never seen anything like this," she said.

What tipped Canion to the possibility that this was no ugly coyote, but perhaps the vampire-like beast, is that the chickens weren't eaten or carried off - all the blood was drained from them, she said.

Chupacabra means "goat sucker" in Spanish, and it is said to have originated in Latin America, specifically Puerto Rico and Mexico.

Canion thinks recent heavy rains ran them right out of their dens.

"I think it could have wolf in it," Canion said. "It has to be a cross between two or three different things."

She said the finding has captured the imagination of locals, just like purported sightings of Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster have elsewhere.

But what folks are calling a chupacabra is probably just a strange breed of dog, said veterinarian Travis Schaar of the Main Street Animal Hospital in nearby Victoria.

"I'm not going to tell you that's not a chupacabra. I just think in my opinion a chupacabra is a dog," said Schaar, who has seen Canion's find.

The "chupacabras" could have all been part of a mutated litter of dogs, or they may be a new kind of mutt, he said.

As for the bloodsucking, Schaar said that this particular canine may simply have a preference for blood, letting its prey bleed out and licking it up.

Chupacabra or not, the discovery has spawned a local and international craze. Canion has started selling T-shirts that read: "2007, The Summer of the Chupacabra, Cuero, Texas," accompanied by a caricature of the creature. The $5 shirts have gone all over the world, including Japan, Australia and Brunei. Schaar also said he has one.

"If everyone has a fun time with it, we'll keep doing it," she said. "It's good for Cuero."

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noble
09-02-2007, 04:25 AM
So all this time it's just been a chiuhuahua with an overbite.

BOO on reality!

Ryan Elliott
09-02-2007, 05:49 AM
Yeah. That's a dog.

Patrick King
09-02-2007, 08:08 AM
Wasn't there something akin to that down here last year? I remember they found the corpse of some really hideous animal that turned out to be a hog or a wild dog or something.

Jason California
09-02-2007, 08:40 AM
that looks nothing like what "eye witneses" have said the chupacabrah looks like.

Brian Defferding
09-02-2007, 08:50 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/deftoons/t8_f20.jpg

Hate_Prime
09-02-2007, 08:59 AM
This is like me finding a rotting piece of fruit and then telling everybody, "Could THIS actually be one of the Forbidden Fruits from the mythical forbidden tree in the Garden of Eden?"

"No, assole, it's a peach. It probably fell off a truck hauling fruit."

Jason California
09-02-2007, 08:59 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/deftoons/t8_f20.jpg


lol.

kari
09-02-2007, 09:23 AM
This lady needs to learn how to fucking knit!

Fat Randy
09-02-2007, 09:30 AM
Not as cool as this dog

http://www.statracing.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=274

Foolish Mortal
09-02-2007, 09:35 AM
Not as cool as this dog

http://www.statracing.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=274
What a great and amazing dog!

Brian Defferding
09-02-2007, 09:36 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/deftoons/t8_f20HC.jpg

Thommy Melanson
09-02-2007, 09:40 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/deftoons/t8_f20HC.jpg

Well, that seals it.

Now I'm DEFINITELY voting for her.

Eyebeams beat a good troop withdrawal strategy every time.

Brian Defferding
09-02-2007, 09:43 AM
Well, that seals it.

Now I'm DEFINITELY voting for her.

Eyebeams beat a good troop withdrawal strategy every time.

I'll admit, a President that shoots eyebeams would be pretty fucking kickass! Imagine the press conferences. "Do the eyebeam thing! Doooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiittt!"

Thommy Melanson
09-02-2007, 09:47 AM
I'll admit, a President that shoots eyebeams would be pretty fucking kickass! Imagine the press conferences. "Do the eyebeam thing! Doooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiittt!"

Bet the front row at press conferences would think twice about asking hard questions!

"Madame President, regarding the money laundering - -"

ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAOOOOWWWTTTZZZ!!!

Brian Defferding
09-02-2007, 09:57 AM
Bet the front row at press conferences would think twice about asking hard questions!

"Madame President, regarding the money laundering - -"

ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAOOOOWWWTTTZZZ!!!

"President Clinton held a press conference today about US conflict in Pakistan and the Whitewater scandal. 12 cameramen and reporters injured, 3 dead."

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
09-02-2007, 10:00 AM
Not as cool as this dog

http://www.statracing.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=274

That's incredible. I wonder how she lifts her leg to pee?

(akaRyanHoffman)
09-02-2007, 10:16 AM
Not as cool as this dog

http://www.statracing.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=274

Damn, that's surreal.

EasyE726
09-02-2007, 10:16 AM
My question is..did Mike Vick leave the dog there?

Albert
09-02-2007, 10:18 AM
I know who else wouldn't consider it news - Winston Wolf.

Brian Defferding
09-02-2007, 10:24 AM
Not as cool as this dog

http://www.statracing.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=274

Wow. That's awesome.

Strikeout
09-02-2007, 12:04 PM
Wasn't there something akin to that down here last year? I remember they found the corpse of some really hideous animal that turned out to be a hog or a wild dog or something.

I believe another "mythical beast" (DOG) was found in Maine, too. It happened a couple years ago, and it looked just like the pictures shown here.

It's a dead dog, PEOPLE!

ZombieSpeedball
09-02-2007, 12:12 PM
There is nothing 'mythical' about the chupacabra. And I think it would be awesome if they found out that the chupacabra was an actual breed of dog.