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smm EBob
08-27-2007, 02:54 PM
...you go to pee and it comes out in two streams, one goes in the toilet just fine but the other goes all over your damn pants... yeah i hate that

thatguyfromsyracuse
08-27-2007, 02:55 PM
I think you're doing it wrong...

Bald Steve
08-27-2007, 02:55 PM
It's called "split-stream" and yes, it fucking sucks.

Ben
08-27-2007, 03:02 PM
Never had that problem before. My poop comes out in two streams, though. Very messy.

GoddessOKay
08-27-2007, 03:03 PM
can't relate...this should have been a "guys only needed" thread...:lol:

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
08-27-2007, 03:03 PM
Sit down.

Greenville 90210
08-27-2007, 03:04 PM
Sit down.

Don't you hate it when your dick touches toilet water?

smm EBob
08-27-2007, 03:15 PM
Don't you hate it when your dick touches toilet water?


oh god, the only thing worse than your dick touching toilet water is... well i cant think of anything at the moment but i'm sure it will come to me

Greenville 90210
08-27-2007, 03:16 PM
oh god, the only thing worse than your dick touching toilet water is... well i cant think of anything at the moment but i'm sure it will come to me

It's flushing the toilet while you're still sitting on it. The toilet is clogged and the "dirty" water touches your balls/dick/taint/soul. That's kinda the worst thing ever.

ZombieSpeedball
08-27-2007, 03:17 PM
I think you're doing it wrong...

http://adrinael.net/wrong2.jpg

Skatonic10
08-27-2007, 03:18 PM
It's flushing the toilet while you're still sitting on it. The toilet is clogged and the "dirty" water touches your balls/dick/taint/soul. That's kinda the worst thing ever.

Wow, remind me never to use your toilet

Bill Nolan
08-27-2007, 03:19 PM
It's the worst when both streams miss the toilet, shooting off to either side. WTF?!?!?

Greenville 90210
08-27-2007, 03:19 PM
Wow, remind me never to use your toilet

Just don't use a lot of toilet paper. And, for god sakes, stand up before you flush the thing!

Greenville 90210
08-27-2007, 03:21 PM
It's the worst when both streams miss the toilet, shooting off to either side. WTF?!?!?

You need three toilets in a row.

thatguyfromsyracuse
08-27-2007, 03:23 PM
I use a series of tubes that siphon out my waste...It works pretty good.

Buk Was Right
08-27-2007, 03:27 PM
I use a series of tubes that siphon out my waste...It works pretty good.

Yeah, well you also lube your moving parts with the sweet sweet blood of the innocent... fuckin' robot.

Lab-Rat
08-27-2007, 03:29 PM
I use a series of tubes that siphon out my waste...It works pretty good.


You use the internet?

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
08-27-2007, 03:29 PM
Don't you hate it when your dick touches toilet water?

Nyes?

thatguyfromsyracuse
08-27-2007, 03:29 PM
Yeah, well you also lube your moving parts with the sweet sweet blood of the innocent... fuckin' robot.

You said you wouldn't tell anybody!!

thatguyfromsyracuse
08-27-2007, 03:30 PM
You use the internet?

That...Is a brilliant idea!

Greenville 90210
08-27-2007, 03:30 PM
Nyes?

I'll take that as a "probably".

Buk Was Right
08-27-2007, 03:33 PM
You use the internet?

That explains the smell...


You said you wouldn't tell anybody!!

Yes, and then you crushed my family pet as your evil robotic way of "shaking on it" so I decided to break that particular promise.

thatguyfromsyracuse
08-27-2007, 03:34 PM
That explains the smell...



Yes, and then you crushed my family pet as your evil robotic way of "shaking on it" so I decided to break that particular promise.

I as your robot overlord command you to end communication!! OR 00101001110101010001111010101001101010101101010101 010111010101010100000111010101101010101001010010

copypastepuke
08-27-2007, 03:39 PM
split stream. worst ever.

especially if one is a way wide arc and randomly decides to hit walls and splash back at you. and you have to go into matrix time to dodge it

smm EBob
08-27-2007, 03:41 PM
i was totally gonna make that internet joke but you guys post too fast