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Oeming
08-15-2007, 02:48 PM
http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=125407

Gunter
08-15-2007, 02:52 PM
Who's penis are you holding then?

Master Jack Rabbitt
08-15-2007, 02:53 PM
Who's penis are you holding then?

:lol:

Oeming
08-15-2007, 02:57 PM
Who's penis are you holding then?

Well Mack was like the table next to me...

Brewtown Andy
08-15-2007, 02:58 PM
You might not be, but I'm pretty sure J. Scott Campbell is.

Buk Was Right
08-15-2007, 03:06 PM
I have that shirt.

I've been known to hold my penis when I wear it... I'm just sayin'...

Jef UK
08-15-2007, 03:30 PM
Brain party?

Caley Tibbittz
08-15-2007, 03:32 PM
This thread made me realize that I forgot to buy Shy Creatures...

Roman Noodles
08-15-2007, 03:35 PM
Damn it, Oeming!!! let me think what I wanna think! :mad:

Jonny Z
08-15-2007, 04:00 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/lilvenom/oemingdoll.jpg

bachman
08-15-2007, 04:09 PM
Heh, that's funny cuz-

HOLY CRAP LOOK AT J. SCOTT CAMPBELL'S GIRLFRIEND!

bartleby
08-15-2007, 04:11 PM
You might not be, but I'm pretty sure J. Scott Campbell is.

I'm holding my penis just from looking at that picture...

monkeyboy
08-15-2007, 04:11 PM
Dude! How come every time i see you in public there you are holding your penis. i mean DAMN bra! You start the evening off fine, but then you pull out the cigar, go off on some random thought about some low budget 80's movie, and then you reach for your crotch. Are just checking to make sure it's there? Or are you just trying to make sure that people are looking at it? Either way you are great to hang out and drink with and you do whatever you have to with your crotch while your in public. i aint gonna judge ya.

Jew Mafia
08-15-2007, 04:15 PM
I thought Raven was the only one allowed to hold your penis.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/simon7821/avontakiravenlarksimon.jpg

:razz:

Dark Sasha
08-15-2007, 04:15 PM
Heh, that's funny cuz-

HOLY CRAP LOOK AT J. SCOTT CAMPBELL'S GIRLFRIEND!

Is she the one in the Leia costume?

bartleby
08-15-2007, 04:17 PM
Is she the one in the Leia costume?

No, that's J. Scott Campbell in the Leia costume. His girlfriend is the butch girl sitting next to him.

monkeyboy
08-15-2007, 04:17 PM
I thought Raven was the only one allowed to hold your penis.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/simon7821/avontakiravenlarksimon.jpg

:razz:

(SHUDDER) i think that made me throw up a little.

Dark Sasha
08-15-2007, 04:18 PM
No, that's J. Scott Campbell in the Leia costume. His girlfriend is the butch girl sitting next to him.

That's hawt!

Oeming
08-15-2007, 04:38 PM
I thought Raven was the only one allowed to hold your penis.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/simon7821/avontakiravenlarksimon.jpg

:razz:

OH MY GOD.... look how fat I was:)

Who's that cute girl?

bartleby
08-15-2007, 04:39 PM
OH MY GOD.... look how fat I was:)

Fat enough for Raven to mistake you for a pregnant stripper apparently.

Oeming
08-15-2007, 04:44 PM
Milk money for babies turns him on... sigh...

dasNdanger
08-15-2007, 04:55 PM
Holding it - no. But ticklin' it might be another story... :scared:

das

Taki Soma
08-15-2007, 05:58 PM
OH MY GOD.... look how fat I was:)

Who's that cute girl?
that's no girl, that's michael lark!!!

Oeming
08-15-2007, 06:11 PM
Hah!

monkeyboy
08-15-2007, 06:17 PM
Holding it - no. But ticklin' it might be another story... :scared:

das

This is just getting worse and worse. The pic almost looks like every one is hoisting you up because you just won an amatuer porn award. And Raven looks like he had something to do with it. And he is extremely happy about it too.

David Aspmo
08-15-2007, 11:23 PM
Heh, that's funny cuz-

HOLY CRAP LOOK AT J. SCOTT CAMPBELL'S GIRLFRIEND!
Yes, she was with him at San Diego as well, and having seen her in person, I can attest that she is indeed staggeringly hot.

.
David Aspmo

Joshzilla
08-15-2007, 11:42 PM
I'm glad there's finally a picture of you on the internet without you holding your penis.

dasNdanger
08-16-2007, 04:50 AM
I'm glad there's finally a picture of you on the internet without you holding your penis.

Ya know...now that you mention it, methinks The Oeming doth protest too much. I mean...WHY post this thread unless he wanted us to have the mental picture of him holding his penis? :mistrust:

VERY tricksty fella, that one...


das

Shepherd
08-16-2007, 04:55 AM
Who's penis are you holding then?

And who is holding your penis?

R

Doug
08-16-2007, 04:59 AM
Will you be holding your penis at the Baltimore Con?

Shepherd
08-16-2007, 05:01 AM
Who's that cute girl?

Wait, wait....is, uh, is Oeming trying to get with Taki?

He seems, um, to post about her often lately and....and it's none of my business is what :Oops:

R

Gunter
08-16-2007, 05:13 AM
And who is holding your penis?

R

Nobody. It's in storage until I have a need for it again.

Shepherd
08-16-2007, 05:14 AM
Nobody. It's in storage until I have a need for it again.

Like, "in storage" in my pants or "in storage" in a cryogenic freezer?

R

Gunter
08-16-2007, 05:17 AM
Like, "in storage" in my pants or "in storage" in a cryogenic freezer?

R

cryogenic freezer?

I'm supposed to keep it cold? Well that would explain the smell.


Oops.

DAVE
08-16-2007, 05:22 AM
You sorta look like Danny Bonaduce in that picture.



Sorry :innocent:

Shepherd
08-16-2007, 05:25 AM
cryogenic freezer?

I'm supposed to keep it cold? Well that would explain the smell.


Oops.

You can just get a plastic one, no worries. Then you can store it wherever you want, and it'll still get the job done. Well, not for you, but, you know what I mean.

R

Gunter
08-16-2007, 05:26 AM
You can just get a plastic one, no worries. Then you can store it wherever you want, and it'll still get the job done. Well, not for you, but, you know what I mean.

R

Then I could be like Sex Inspector Gadget.


Go go Gadget rabbit!!!

Oeming
08-16-2007, 08:08 AM
You sorta look like Danny Bonaduce in that picture.



Sorry :innocent:

I WILL SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATIONS!!

Oeming
08-16-2007, 08:09 AM
Wait, wait....is, uh, is Oeming trying to get with Taki?

He seems, um, to post about her often lately and....and it's none of my business is what :Oops:

R

Dude.....















that would really upset my gay readers:) Gotta please the readers...

But you should have come to Chicago:)

DAVE
08-16-2007, 08:10 AM
I WILL SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATIONS!!

:scared:
I'm guessing you've been told that before :)

Taki Soma
08-16-2007, 08:26 AM
Wait, wait....is, uh, is Oeming trying to get with Taki?

He seems, um, to post about her often lately and....and it's none of my business is what :Oops:

R

why are you shocked that someone might be possibly wanting to get with me???? :mad:

Oeming
08-16-2007, 08:32 AM
:scared:
I'm guessing you've been told that before :)

Actually thats a first. Ive gotten Keifer and Donnie Walberg (especailly in SAW 2) lots though... I think I look more like Samwise Gamgee though...

Lab-Rat
08-16-2007, 08:38 AM
Actually thats a first. Ive gotten Keifer and Donnie Walberg (especailly in SAW 2) lots though... I think I look more like Samwise Gamgee though...


:shock: oh my god you totally do! ...from now on when I see pictures of you that's all I'm gonna see.

dasNdanger
08-16-2007, 09:02 AM
For some reason, you remind me of toned-down version of Diedrich Bader...might be your eyes, or smile.


das

dEnny!
08-16-2007, 09:10 AM
Actually thats a first. Ive gotten Keifer and Donnie Walberg (especailly in SAW 2) lots though... I think I look more like Samwise Gamgee though...

Well you certainly are as "tall" as a hobbit with the matching feet to boot.

Buk Was Right
08-16-2007, 09:17 AM
Actually thats a first. Ive gotten Keifer and Donnie Walberg (especailly in SAW 2) lots though... I think I look more like Samwise Gamgee though...

So basically you're RUDY!

JABSEN
08-16-2007, 09:20 AM
I can see the Donnie Wahlberg some.


It feels kinda creepy to comment on it but J. Scott's girl...homina.

dasNdanger
08-16-2007, 09:21 AM
For some reason, you remind me of toned-down version of Diedrich Bader...might be your eyes, or smile.

On second thought, it's the shape of your head and hairline...maybe a little bit around the eyes (not brows)...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/dasNdanger/oemingbader.jpg


das

TheGibson
08-16-2007, 09:48 AM
why are you shocked that someone might be possibly wanting to get with me???? :mad:

Because you always kill your lovers after you're done with them.

I believe you said "Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong, and disposable."

Eddy Newell
08-16-2007, 10:50 AM
why are you shocked that someone might be possibly wanting to get with me???? :mad:

It's because of all the ass-kickings you've dealt out.:twisted:

Oeming
08-16-2007, 11:07 AM
Because you always kill your lovers after you're done with them.

I believe you said "Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong, and disposable."

http://www.dpughphoto.com/images/praying%20mantis%20boone%2080906.JPG

Dr. Blasphemy
08-16-2007, 11:09 AM
Actually thats a first. Ive gotten Keifer and Donnie Walberg (especailly in SAW 2) lots though... I think I look more like Samwise Gamgee though...

I think more like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs...
can you say
"It puts the lotion on it's skin" for me?
:)

Buk Was Right
08-16-2007, 11:10 AM
http://www.dpughphoto.com/images/praying%20mantis%20boone%2080906.JPG

That's hawt!

What? No other fans of insect snuff erotica?

Shepherd
08-16-2007, 01:07 PM
Dude.....















that would really upset my gay readers:) Gotta please the readers...

But you should have come to Chicago:)

Apparently I should have....:)

R

Shepherd
08-16-2007, 01:08 PM
why are you shocked that someone might be possibly wanting to get with me???? :mad:

Not in the least. From what I've seen on the board, and when I met you in Chicago a couple years back, you seem like a great person. I just think this might be our first creator hook-up.

R

Oeming
08-16-2007, 01:31 PM
Are you counting me and Maleeve?

Thommy Melanson
08-16-2007, 01:52 PM
http://www.dpughphoto.com/images/praying%20mantis%20boone%2080906.JPG

Didn't know Taki did it Praying Mantis style.

Glad you didn't lose your head, Mike ;)

Oeming
08-16-2007, 02:07 PM
Didn't know Taki did it Praying Mantis style.


Taki is MASTER OF MANTIS STYLE!:)
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j271/Oeming/Chicago%2007/TakiMantis.jpg



Glad you didn't lose your head, Mike ;)

There can be only one, bro:)
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j271/Oeming/OemLander.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j271/Oeming/Highlander11.jpg

DaGetHighKnight
08-16-2007, 02:14 PM
Awww I miss Mike Oeming.

Thommy Melanson
08-16-2007, 02:14 PM
A reality show following Taki around would be an action/espionage/noir thriller that'd make James Bond look like Steve Erkel.

HIGHLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!

That flick was truly the highlight of The Fabulous Freebirds' acting career.

Shepherd
08-16-2007, 02:18 PM
Are you counting me and Maleeve?

Clearly that was just a fling.

R

Thommy Melanson
08-16-2007, 02:18 PM
Clearly that was just a fling.

R

The only thing Maleev flings is his poo.

Gunter
08-16-2007, 02:21 PM
A reality show following Taki around would be an action/espionage/noir thriller that'd make James Bond look like Steve Erkel.

HIGHLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!

That flick was truly the highlight of The Fabulous Freebirds' acting career.

And that was the best acting in the entire movie.

Thommy Melanson
08-16-2007, 02:23 PM
And that was the best acting in the entire movie.

Blasphemer!

>decapitates you<

Off with your head!

And may a tipsy Sean Connery fuck your spurting neck wound until he fills your lungs with his Scottish child-chowder.

Gunter
08-16-2007, 02:24 PM
Blasphemer!

>decapitates you<

Off with your head!

And may a tipsy Sean Connery fuck your spurting neck wound until he fills your lungs with his Scottish child-chowder.

Awww c'mon. I love the movie but you gotta admit the acting was...bad.

Shepherd
08-16-2007, 02:27 PM
The only thing Maleev flings is his poo.

Is that some sort of Bulgarian joke? Totally inappropriate :no:

I'm just funnin' ya.

R

Oeming
08-16-2007, 02:28 PM
I consider it "stylized"

like my spelling.

kari
08-16-2007, 03:48 PM
Wait, wait....is, uh, is Oeming trying to get with Taki?

He seems, um, to post about her often lately and....and it's none of my business is what :Oops:

R
CCE my friend!

Cutest
Couple
Evah!

Thats what I saw with thy own eyes this past weekend at WWChi. :heart:

Shepherd
08-16-2007, 03:50 PM
CCE my friend!

Cutest
Couple
Evah!

Thats what I saw with thy own eyes this past weekend at WWChi. :heart:

Absolutely. I don't disagree. I'm just surprised.

R

kari
08-16-2007, 03:55 PM
Absolutely. I don't disagree. I'm just surprised.

R

I was too....but it was the good suprise. Like when you thought everyone forgot your birthday but you come home that evening to a huge party in your honor with kickass gifts and the best cake you've ever eaten in your life kinda way. :)

Lab-Rat
08-16-2007, 03:56 PM
I was too....but it was the good suprise. Like when you thought everyone forgot your birthday but you come home that evening to a huge party in your honor with kickass gifts and the best cake you've ever eaten in your life kinda way. :)


I've never had one of those kinds of surprises. :sad:

Taki Soma
08-16-2007, 05:21 PM
Are you counting me and Maleeve?

I love that you misspelled his name :rofl:

BrianS
08-16-2007, 05:25 PM
It would be much hotter if you were holding it Mike...

Oeming
08-16-2007, 05:32 PM
I love that you misspelled his name :rofl:

I still think HE's spelling it wrong:)

Oeming
08-16-2007, 05:33 PM
I was too....but it was the good suprise. Like when you thought everyone forgot your birthday but you come home that evening to a huge party in your honor with kickass gifts and the best cake you've ever eaten in your life kinda way. :)

awwww:)

moonspider
08-16-2007, 05:36 PM
is your penis holding you?
does it kiss you goodnight, telling you that it looooves you





that's a fucking ass catchy song

Brian Boru
08-16-2007, 05:38 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/119762530_1a01dec0b7_o.jpg

Maybe YOU'RE not... but I certainly AM.

Oeming
08-16-2007, 05:40 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/119762530_1a01dec0b7_o.jpg

Maybe YOU'RE not... but I certainly AM.

Dude, did you know you have a hairy face on your torso?

Brian Boru
08-16-2007, 05:47 PM
Dude, did you know you have a hairy face on your torso?

It's okay, though. It's in the script.

dasNdanger
08-16-2007, 06:27 PM
Dude, did you know you have a hairy face on your torso?

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I was thinking the same thing...THEN I thought about Skrull Reynolds... :scared:

das

moonspider
08-16-2007, 06:28 PM
those are some big man nipples

dEnny!
08-16-2007, 06:39 PM
Am I going to be the only one honest enough to comment about the nut huggers?

dasNdanger
08-16-2007, 07:09 PM
Am I going to be the only one honest enough to comment about the nut huggers?

Well, at least we know where he keeps his beach towel... :scared:


das

Oeming
08-16-2007, 07:30 PM
Come on guys, lets stay focused, this is about MY penis:)

ItsDLEVY
08-16-2007, 07:31 PM
Come on guys, lets stay focused, this is about MY penis:)

Is there going to be a sister thread where you are holding your penis? Or where someone at least is holding your penis?

Taki Soma
08-16-2007, 07:46 PM
Come on guys, lets stay focused, this is about MY penis:)

:ecstatic:

Taki Soma
08-16-2007, 07:55 PM
CCE my friend!

Cutest
Couple
Evah!

Thats what I saw with thy own eyes this past weekend at WWChi. :heart:

:grin:

dasNdanger
08-16-2007, 08:00 PM
Come on guys, lets stay focused, this is about MY penis:)

Well, when yours starts doing something interestin', like impersonating rolled-up beach towels...THEN we can talk. But until then, the guy sportin' those yeller grape smugglers gets the attention... ;-)

das

Gunter
08-16-2007, 08:01 PM
Come on guys, lets stay focused, this is about MY penis:)

Will it be making a guest appearane in Mice Templars?

Dermie
08-16-2007, 08:08 PM
Dude.....















that would really upset my gay readers:) Gotta please the readers...


Nah, we're willing to share. :)

(especially with Taki--everyone must be willing to share with Taki, unless they want ass-kickings ;) )

Oeming
08-16-2007, 08:28 PM
:ecstatic:

:happy:

Gunter
08-16-2007, 08:31 PM
:happy:

Oh for god's sake get a room.

Shepherd
08-16-2007, 08:58 PM
Oh for god's sake get a room.

Or at least a port-a-potty at the county fair.

R

Fusion
08-16-2007, 10:33 PM
http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=125407

So THIS is how people get projects from Joe Q.

c. page
08-16-2007, 10:41 PM
awwww:)

waitaminit...i could swear i heard this before. maybe in chicago?


CCE my friend!

Cutest
Couple
Evah!

Thats what I saw with thy own eyes this past weekend at WWChi. :heart:

i agree with kari. it warmed my black little heart to see the two of you together. very cute the lot of you. (plus it means delivering coffee crisps to one person or another instead of both next time! ;) )

Taki Soma
08-17-2007, 10:10 AM
waitaminit...i could swear i heard this before. maybe in chicago?



i agree with kari. it warmed my black little heart to see the two of you together. very cute the lot of you. (plus it means delivering coffee crisps to one person or another instead of both next time! ;) )

myyyyypreeeciousssssssssssssssssss
http://www.foxnews.com/images/228059/0_61_coffeecrisp.jpg

Oeming
08-17-2007, 11:05 AM
Its like Manna from heaven is it not? Crisps WITH actual coffee? holy shit.

dasNdanger
08-17-2007, 11:16 AM
Its like Manna from heaven is it not? Crisps WITH actual coffee? holy shit.

I liked it better when you were talkin' about yer willy..... :scared:




das