Gelf's Big Fat Kill This Thread

[Howlett]

:no: Am not!

Sorry, but the majority rules :)

[Dark Sasha]

Sorry, but the majority rules :)

Does not!

[Howlett]

Ladies and gentlemen, I am heading out for the night. As always a pleasure talking to you all.

I hope everything works out for your mother James.

Take care all and good night.

G'night man. Thanks. Talk to you later.

[Hock]

Does not!

Does too.



pansy.

[Dark Sasha]

Does too.



pansy.

Does not!

[Dark Sasha]

Would a pansy do this *kisses a bear*

[Dark Sasha]

Well I'm off. Got university stuff tomorrow.

[AAlgar]

Would a pansy do this *kisses a bear*

http://homepage.mac.com/aalgar/pics/misc/blandybear.gif

[Hock]

Would a pansy do this *kisses a bear*

no. only a poofter would do that.

Night 'Clops.

[Howlett]

Would a pansy do this *kisses a bear*

No, a pansy has standards.

[Howlett]

Well I'm off. Got university stuff tomorrow.
G'night man.

http://homepage.mac.com/aalgar/pics/misc/blandybear.gif

:rofl:

[jenifu]

Thanks. I'm sure she'll be fine though. If her dad hasn't popped his clogs yet... unfortunately... I'm guessing she's more than liable to be fine too :D

Consider it done. I've been meaning to text you more often :D

please do.
my treo was on the fritz for a bit, but a couple of hard resets later ( :bored: ), i am tentatively pronouncing it "cured".
...
all right, not "cured", but "perhaps a bit less fucked up than previous".

anyhow - if my phone is destined to go out in a shower of sparks and a blaze of glory, i can't imagine anything more appropriate than your being the agent of its destruction.
:grin:

[Howlett]

please do.
my treo was on the fritz for a bit, but a couple of hard resets later ( :bored: ), i am tentatively pronouncing it "cured".
...
all right, not "cured", but "perhaps a bit less fucked up than previous".

anyhow - if my phone is destined to go out in a shower of sparks and a blaze of glory, i can't imagine anything more appropriate than your being the agent of its destruction.
:grin:

Consider it fucking desrtuctorized then :rock:

*grabs phone*

I haven't destroyed anything in a few weeks now, I think I'm due :twisted:

[Matt O'Keefe]

:wave:

[Howlett]

:wave:

SHOW ME YOUR VAGTAT!!! :boogie:

I mean, hey Matt :scared:

[Hock]

Look at this creepy image.

http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/vampirewhite/imgs/0/d/0da65106.jpg

[Howlett]

Look at this creepy image.

http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/vampirewhite/imgs/0/d/0da65106.jpg

That's not creepy.

[Magnum V.I.]

Hey Sasha, Can you show me your vagtat?

[Hock]

Hey Sasha, Can you show me your vagtat?

he's already gone. And you've already seen his vag tat.

[Magnum V.I.]

he's already gone. And you've already seen his vag tat.

No. I saw his Ass tat. two different things.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

*throws pie at Josh and disappears into the night*

[Magnum V.I.]

*throws pie at Josh and disappears into the night*

The fuck....*tastes pie*

Custard!


DAMN YOU BRAANNDDDOOOONN!!!

[Matt O'Keefe]

The TIP thread is 1,000 posts ahead of us:x

[Magnum V.I.]

The TIP thread is 1,000 posts ahead of us:x

hey, we got like 6 guys doing all the work here. They have like 16 guys. We're cool :cool:

[AAlgar]

The TIP thread is 1,000 posts ahead of us:x

And Howlett is 5000 posts ahead of me! :x

[Matt O'Keefe]

And Howlett is 5000 posts ahead of me! :x

Post whore:p

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Morning!

[Dark Sasha]

Oy. I'm back from my orientation.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Oy. I'm back from my orientation.

How'd it go?

[Dark Sasha]

How'd it go?

Good. The newspaper for my college in the university is called "the Flying Walrus". Also sat with people I knew, two girls.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Good. The newspaper for my college in the university is called "the Flying Walrus". Also sat with people I knew, two girls.

Liar

[Dark Sasha]

Liar

I swear to god, it is.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

I swear to god, it is.

Then it is your destiny to write a column for the paper called, "The Baboo Chronicles" or maybe "The Gospel According to Baboo".

[Dark Sasha]

Then it is your destiny to write a column for the paper called, "The Baboo Chronicles" or maybe "The Gospel According to Baboo".

YES! It's all coming into place.Good good :shifty:

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

YES! It's all coming into place.Good good :shifty:

:scared:

[GelfXIII]

I once knew a girl named Baboo... but that was long ago...

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

I once knew a girl named Baboo... but that was long ago...

Liar

[Joe Kalicki]

A baloo is a bear.

A yonker is a young man.

A dibble is a garden tool.

[Dark Sasha]

:scared:
Also one of the girls I knew was smoking hot.

I once knew a girl named Baboo... but that was long ago...
I knew a monkey named Baboo.

A baloo is a bear.

A yonker is a young man.

A dibble is a garden tool.

Baboo is the Green Lantern Walrus

[Joe Kalicki]

Baboo is the Green Lantern Walrus

Sorry, I'm still trying to pass the California Achievement Test.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Also one of the girls I knew was smoking hot.

:heybaby:

[Dark Sasha]

:heybaby:

Too bad she has a boyfriend.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Too bad she has a boyfriend.

Threesome!

[Dark Sasha]

Threesome!

:heybaby:

[Joe Kalicki]

That reminds me. I'd like to have a threesome one day.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

That reminds me. I'd like to have a threesome one day.

:heybaby:

[Joe Kalicki]

:heybaby:

I don't even know if that could bring me to Missoula.

[Dark Sasha]

But seriously, she made me sexist.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

I don't even know if that could bring me to Missoula.

Well, there's nothing else here...

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

But seriously, she made me sexist.

Por que?

[Dark Sasha]

Por que?

I kept on looking at her boobs, which are very very very very very very very very nice.

[Joe Kalicki]

Well, there's nothing else here...

But at least they let you pump your own gas.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

But at least they let you pump your own gas.

It was such a culture shock coming from Oregon. It took a looooong time to get used to pumping my own gas. ;)

[Joe Kalicki]

It was such a culture shock coming from Oregon. It took a looooong time to get used to pumping my own gas. ;)

I moved to Oregon when I was 22. It was scary and strange and I moved back to Illinois.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

I moved to Oregon when I was 22. It was scary and strange and I moved back to Illinois.

Oregon is awesome. I miss it.

[Joe Kalicki]

Oregon is awesome. I miss it.

It's great if you want to collect pennies, since everything ends in 99 cents and there's no tax.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

It's great if you want to collect pennies, since everything ends in 99 cents and there's no tax.

I fucking hate sales tax. I'm very glad there isn't sales tax out here, either.

[Dark Sasha]

Very nice boobs :grope:

[Joe Kalicki]

I fucking hate sales tax. I'm very glad there isn't sales tax out here, either.

Honestly, I really did like Oregon though. Portland is a great city and every other store is a bookstore or record store. Powell's Books is the best place I've ever been.

But the not pumping my own gas was really weird, and every gas station closed at 10pm every night. They're all 24 hours over here.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Honestly, I really did like Oregon though. Portland is a great city and every other store is a bookstore or record store. Powell's Books is the best place I've ever been.

But the not pumping my own gas was really weird, and every gas station closed at 10pm every night. They're all 24 hours over here.

the early closing gas stations have screwed me over a few times. You just have to know where the 24-hour ones are.

I :heart: Portland and plan to move back there some day. The city is fucking filled with creativity.

[Dark Sasha]

the early closing gas stations have screwed me over a few times. You just have to know where the 24-hour ones are.

I :heart: Portland and plan to move back there some day. The city is fucking filled with creativity.

And Bendis.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

And Bendis.

You mean, "despite Bendis". ;)

[Dark Sasha]

You mean, "despite Bendis". ;)

Who rides his bike like a big shot!

[Joe Kalicki]

the early closing gas stations have screwed me over a few times. You just have to know where the 24-hour ones are.

I :heart: Portland and plan to move back there some day. The city is fucking filled with creativity.

Yeah, it sucked because I lived in Dallas and couldn't do anything without going to Salem, and when I came home in the middle of the night I had some close calls.

If I didn't love Chicago so much Portland would be my favorite city.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Yeah, it sucked because I lived in Dallas and couldn't do anything without going to Salem, and when I came home in the middle of the night I had some close calls.

If I didn't love Chicago so much Portland would be my favorite city.

Man, there is nothing in Dallas. And Salem is one dirty city.

I grew up twenty minutes south of Portland and then went to college in Corvallis.

[Joe Kalicki]

Man, there is nothing in Dallas. And Salem is one dirty city.

Tell me about it.

There's no jobs out there either. I couldn't even get an application at the Dallas Burger King.

I got a temp job at a warehouse but had to quit because I had to sell plasma one day instead for the cash to buy gas to get home.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Tell me about it.

There's no jobs out there either. I couldn't even get an application at the Dallas Burger King.

I got a temp job at a warehouse but had to quit because I had to sell plasma one day instead for the cash to buy gas to get home.

Well, no wonder you didn't like Oregon. You lived in the armpit of the state. :cool:

[Joe Kalicki]

Well, no wonder you didn't like Oregon. You lived in the armpit of the state. :cool:

Yeah, I know.

Though some would say the same about Joliet and Illinois and I love it here.

[Dark Sasha]

I can be the Warren Ellis for that newspaper.

[Dark Sasha]

Man, they were a good pair of jugs.

[Dark Sasha]

Man, "show me your Vagtat" has been stuck in my head.

[Howlett]

And Howlett is 5000 posts ahead of me! :x

Suck it :rock:

[Dark Sasha]

Sooooooooo

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Sooooooooo

...what?

[Howlett]

...what?

:neutral:

*slaps Brandon*

WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT ASKING HIM QUESTIONS??? :mad:

DON'T. ENCOURAGE. THE NUTJOB CANADIAN!!! :mad:

[Dark Sasha]

...what?
poptarts

:neutral:

*slaps Brandon*

WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT ASKING HIM QUESTIONS??? :mad:

DON'T. ENCOURAGE. THE NUTJOB CANADIAN!!! :mad:
Just you wait Howly, I will be editor in chief of the flying Walrus in no time.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

:neutral:

*slaps Brandon*

WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT ASKING HIM QUESTIONS??? :mad:

DON'T. ENCOURAGE. THE NUTJOB CANADIAN!!! :mad:

:Oops:

I can't help it!

[Howlett]

:Oops:

I can't help it!

WELL...

*slap*

... START...

*slap*

... FUCKING...

*slap*

... HELPING...

*slap*

... IT!!! :mad:

*slap, slap, SLAP*

[Dark Sasha]

:Oops:

I can't help it!

It's okay. When I am king, you shall be Duke of New New England.

[bradical]

:beer:

[Dark Sasha]

There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing.

[Howlett]

:beer:

:beer:

[Joe Kalicki]

MLB TV on mlb.com isn't working at my job and I think I just wasted 15 bucks subscribing to it.

[Hock]

:beer:

[Dark Sasha]

:beer:

HOCK!

[Hock]

HOCK!

WEIRDO!!!

[Howlett]

WEIRDO!!!

:rofl:

How're things Hock? :beer:

[Dark Sasha]

WEIRDO!!!

That's me : presses his fingers into his cheeks:

[Hock]

:rofl:

How're things Hock? :beer:

Things are.... Adequate, James. How're you?

[Dark Sasha]

Dammit I'm such an English nerd.

[bradical]

evening hock. :beer:

[Howlett]

Things are.... Adequate, James. How're you?

As well as yourself t'would appear.

[Dark Sasha]

Hock, your new avatar is...............neat.

[Hock]

Dammit I'm such an English nerd.

elaborate.

[Hock]

evening hock. :beer:

Evening Brad.


Hock, your new avatar is...............neat.

No, no. Say what you really think.

[Dark Sasha]

elaborate.

Over at the movie people thought were great, but you 'eh'. I said "you guys watch movies for story?"

[Dark Sasha]

No, no. Say what you really think.

It gives me poopy in my pants.

[Hock]

It gives me poopy in my pants.

Success! The desired effect has been achieved.

[Dark Sasha]

Success! The desired effect has been achieved.

:cry:

[Magnum V.I.]

We got a Puppy today!

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

We got a Puppy today!

Beagle?!? :ecstatic:

[Hock]

:cry:

CRYBABY!!!

[Dark Sasha]

We got a Puppy today!
congrats

CRYBABY!!!

:sad:


My College's newspaper is called the flying Walrus.

[Magnum V.I.]

Beagle?!? :ecstatic:

:( No. The two they had were on Hold for adoption :(


So we got a Mini poodle/Lhasa Apso mix.

It is fucking AWESOME! i had a poodle growing up and they are awesome dogs.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

So we got a Mini poodle/Lhasa Apso mix.

It is fucking AWESOME! i had a poodle growing up and they are awesome dogs.

I have zero experience with poodles, but Lhasa Apsa's are kick ass.

[Magnum V.I.]

I have zero experience with poodles, but Lhasa Apsa's are kick ass.

It's a pretty kick ass dog. It's got long wavy hair and it needs to be groomed. But we have to wait til he gets all his shots.

[Howlett]

We got a Puppy today!


:( No. The two they had were on Hold for adoption :(


So we got a Mini poodle/Lhasa Apso mix.

It is fucking AWESOME! i had a poodle growing up and they are awesome dogs.

:boogie:

PICS!!!

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

:boogie:

PICS!!!

Seconded!



And I still need to post pics of my new cat. :D

[Dark Sasha]

It's a pretty kick ass dog. It's got long wavy hair and it needs to be groomed. But we have to wait til he gets all his shots.

I bet you can make it look fabulous.

[Magnum V.I.]

:boogie:

PICS!!!


Seconded!



And I still need to post pics of my new cat. :D


I'll try to get some for tonight. the only problem is finding the uplink cord for the camera :(


I bet you can make it look fabulous.

I'm thinking a Puppy Mohawk.

[Hock]

We got a Puppy today!

Congrats.

Has he shat on the carpet yet?


:sad:


My College's newspaper is called the flying Walrus.

I dub the, "Mopey" Sasha Mak.


Fuck, that's just going to encourage you. Do a comic strip for the paper. Baboo, but not a green lanter, a cheap knock off of a green lantern that doesn't infringe copyrights.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

I'm thinking a Puppy Mohawk.

:rock:

[Hock]

I'm thinking a Puppy Mohawk.

:nonono2:

It's a dog, not a dress-up doll.

[Dark Sasha]

I'm thinking a Puppy Mohawk.
http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/AMG_images/artists/P03668.JPG

Congrats.

Has he shat on the carpet yet?



I dub the, "Mopey" Sasha Mak.


Fuck, that's just going to encourage you. Do a comic strip for the paper. Baboo, but not a green lanter, a cheap knock off of a green lantern that doesn't infringe copyrights.

I can't draw.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

:nonono2:

It's a dog, not a dress-up doll.

It's a dress-up dog.

[Lyfeforce]

We got a Puppy today!

Josh, Pictures are needed whenever a Puppy is brought into a home. this is a law of the universe.

[Hock]

Josh, Pictures are needed whenever a Puppy is brought into a home. this is a law of the universe.

Speaking of animals, How's Chewie doing?

[Dark Sasha]

My cat is a jerk.

[Dark Sasha]

The girl is back on facebook.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

My cat is a jerk.

My cats are awesome.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

The girl is back on facebook.

Go get her, champ!

[Dark Sasha]

Go get her, champ!

I'm the best around, and nothing ever going to bring me down!

[Howlett]

I'm the best around, and nothing ever going to bring me down!

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=3480992&postcount=2350

[bradical]

sweep the leg.

[Hock]

The girl is back on facebook.

Well, now that I'm finished with her, of course she is. 8)

[Dark Sasha]

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=3480992&postcount=2350
Thanks for believing in me.

Well, now that I'm finished with her, of course she is. 8)

That chick that you did name wasn't Nina was it?

[Hock]

Thanks for believing in me.


That chick that you did name wasn't Nina was it?

You think I got her name. I just made sure she knew who Sasha Mak was then BANG-O!!

[Dark Sasha]

You think I got her name. I just made sure she knew who Sasha Mak was then BANG-O!!

:cry:

[Hock]

:cry:

You want some tips and tricks?

[Dark Sasha]

You want some tips and tricks?

NO!

[Hock]

NO!

Too bad, you're getting them anyway.


ASK HER THE FUCK OUT! SOON!

[Dark Sasha]

Too bad, you're getting them anyway.


ASK HER THE FUCK OUT! SOON!

I did kinda, weeks ago.

[Hock]

I did kinda, weeks ago.

Kinda doesn't count.

[Dark Sasha]

Kinda doesn't count.

Well it was for a date date.

[Hock]

Well it was for a date date.

was a time and place agreed upon?

[Dark Sasha]

was a time and place agreed upon?

She never got back to me.

[Dark Sasha]

Fuck it, I'm moving on.

[Hock]

She never got back to me.

Then it doesn't count.

[Hock]

Fuck it, I'm moving on.

Good.

[Dark Sasha]

Good.

I shall get the pussy at York with my articles in the Flying Walrus.

[Hock]

I shall get the pussy at York with my articles in the Flying Walrus.

There are lots, and lots of ways to get pussy at university. Writing for the school paper is not one of them. Or at least not one of the good ones.

[Dark Sasha]

There are lots, and lots of ways to get pussy at university. Writing for the school paper is not one of them. Or at least not one of the good ones.

It could be :heybaby:, with my awesome writing and musings about rivers that scare me.

[Howlett]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a244/Howlett145/Baboo.jpg

[Dark Sasha]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a244/Howlett145/Baboo.jpg

awwww.w

[Dark Sasha]

Well I'm off.

[Magnum V.I.]

Congrats.

Has he shat on the carpet yet?




Surprisingly no. He hasn't pottied all day despite several outside trips.


:rock:


Josh, Pictures are needed whenever a Puppy is brought into a home. this is a law of the universe.

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/IMAG0011-1.jpg
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/IMAG0012.jpg
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/IMAG0013.jpg

[Howlett]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/IMAG0011-1.jpg
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/IMAG0012.jpg
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/IMAG0013.jpg

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :D

[Ryudo]

That's a cute-ass dog.

[Magnum V.I.]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :D


That's a cute-ass dog.

Thank you. He's awesome :D!

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Yay for puppies!

Josh, you read this week's Iron Man yet?

[Magnum V.I.]

Yay for puppies!

Josh, you read this week's Iron Man yet?

Not yet. It's up in about.....2 weeks :lol:

I'll read it soon. Is it awesome sauce still?

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

I'll read it soon. Is it awesome sauce still?

It's a bit of the old brilliance, it is.

[Magnum V.I.]

It's a bit of the old brilliance, it is.

Well fuck.

*starts reading*

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Well fuck.

*starts reading*

:thumb:

[bradical]

night, clops.

that's a good looking pup, josh.

[Hock]

Nice looking dog Josh.

And quit trying to get WW to comment on the song. He's probably seen it, and goading him into comments will not end well.

[Magnum V.I.]

night, clops.

that's a good looking pup, josh.


Thanks brad :)


Nice looking dog Josh.

And quit trying to get WW to comment on the song. He's probably seen it, and goading him into comments will not end well.

Thanks :)

:mad: You're just a WW rookie. I'm a god damn Expert man. :cool:

[Magnum V.I.]

Ok i'm out for the night. peace.

[bradical]

Ok i'm out for the night. peace.

night, vaginger tatiot.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Ok i'm out for the night. peace.

Night, dude

Read Iron Man!

[Howlett]

Ok i'm out for the night. peace.

G'night man :beer:

[Matt O'Keefe]

Why hasn't WW reported half the board by now?

[bradical]

Why hasn't WW reported half the board by now?

attention. i go sleep now. night.

[Matt O'Keefe]

attention. i go sleep now. night.

No, Brad, no:cry:

[bradical]

No, Brad, no:cry:

i must. out of beer.

[Matt O'Keefe]

i must. out of beer.

:beer::beer::beer:


There. Now can you stay?:ecstatic:

[Matt O'Keefe]

You know, I could use this thread to pad my post count when nobody else is on:D




Nah:p

[Dark Sasha]

Helllo!

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Helllo!

*pops up, sees Catclops, runs*

[Dark Sasha]

*pops up, sees Catclops, runs*

:cry:

I'm as lonely as Mogo.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

:cry:

I'm as lonely as Mogo.

I :heart: Mogo.

[Dark Sasha]

I :heart: Mogo.

My favorite Alan Moore DCU creation.


I had a story just for him and if he dies in this Sinestro CORP thing, I shall seek revenge!

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

My favorite Alan Moore DCU creation.


I had a story just for him and if he dies in this Sinestro CORP thing, I shall seek revenge!

Baboo can avenge him.

[Dark Sasha]

Baboo can avenge him.

YEAH!

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

YEAH!

And then die a horrible death.

[Dark Sasha]

And then die a horrible death.

NO!

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

NO!

:twisted:

[Dark Sasha]

:twisted:

He dies a heroic death!

[Dark Sasha]

FUCK! According to facebook that chick from orientation was single!:mad:

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

FUCK! According to facebook that chick from orientation was single!:mad:

isn't that a good thing?

[Dark Sasha]

isn't that a good thing?

I could've made my moves then and there.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

I could've made my moves then and there.

It's not too late, man. You're still young!

[Dark Sasha]

It's not too late, man. You're still young!

Yeah, she was hot and everything, but I don't think we would mesh.

[Dark Sasha]

And I'm a nerd, so......

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

And I'm a nerd, so......

Say it ain't so!

[Dark Sasha]

Say it ain't so!

and she is a smoking hot, let's watch Laguna beach and one tree hill girl.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

and she is a smoking hot, let's watch Laguna beach and one tree hill girl.

Trust me, sometimes they like the nerdy/geeky guys.

[Dark Sasha]

Trust me, sometimes they like the nerdy/geeky guys.

ok? I don't think this one did/does.

[Howlett]

Evening guys, how're things?

[Hock]

:beer:

[Joe Kalicki]

I wouldn't watch Laguna Beach or One Tree Hill for all the sex in the world. . .


(again :Oops: )

[Howlett]

:beer:
How're things Hock?

I wouldn't watch Laguna Beach or One Tree Hill for all the sex in the world. . .


(again :Oops: )

I have no idea what these things are :lol:

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

:beer:

[Hock]

I wouldn't watch Laguna Beach or One Tree Hill for all the sex in the world. . .


(again :Oops: )

What do you have against One Tree Hill? besides the ridiculous melodrama.


How're things Hock?

Things are things. I'm considering, for my own sanity, taking a sabbatical from the board. How're you?


:beer:

Hey Brandon.

[Howlett]

Things are things. I'm considering, for my own sanity, taking a sabbatical from the board. How're you?

Noooooooo, don't resign :(

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

Yay, I'm done with work and heading home. :boogie:

[Hock]

Noooooooo, don't resign :(

It would just be a week. Maybe two. I have no plans on leaving, just thinking about some time away.

[Dark Sasha]

Evening guys, how're things?


:beer:

Show me your Vag- I mean hey guys!

[Howlett]

It would just be a week. Maybe two. I have no plans on leaving, just thinking about some time away.

Jokes aside, mightn't hurt :)

I've done it myself.

[Hock]

Show me your Vag- I mean hey guys!

Hey Sasha. You know that girl? The facebook girl. You should ask her to show you her vag tat, it's pretty nice, a little too stereotypical for my tastes though. I mean, a dolphin? tattooed above the vag?

[Dark Sasha]

Hey Sasha. You know that girl? The facebook girl. You should ask her to show you her vag tat, it's pretty nice, a little too stereotypical for my tastes though. I mean, a dolphin? tattooed above the vag?

:heybaby:

[Dark Sasha]

I doubt I know a girl with a vag tat.

[Howlett]

I doubt I know a girl with a vag tat.

You probably do. And will just never know :)

[Hock]

I know a couple. Not well enough that I'll ever see them though. But I don't care either, because a vag-tat, in my opinion, is not an attractive place to put a tattoo.

[Howlett]

I know a couple. Not well enough that I'll ever see them though. But I don't care either, because a vag-tat, in my opinion, is not an attractive place to put a tattoo.

I agree. I definitely wouldn't want to see a tattoo on a vag-tat :p

[Dark Sasha]

You probably do. And will just never know :)
:cry:

I know a couple. Not well enough that I'll ever see them though. But I don't care either, because a vag-tat, in my opinion, is not an attractive place to put a tattoo.

yeah, I mean in the delivery room..........it's would be awkward.

[Joe Kalicki]

What do you have against One Tree Hill? besides the ridiculous melodrama.

The basketball?

Seriously, I only saw one episode and it was awful.

[Hock]

The thing about the tatoo above the vagina is that any girl who has one probably keeps the area free of hair. And as a man, I like a bit of hair there. Not a lot, not a seventies Bush Afro or something, just a little bit because I equate hairlessness with adoloescence. I don't want to fuck a girl, I want to fuck a woman.

[Dark Sasha]

The thing about the tatoo above the vagina is that any girl who has one probably keeps the area free of hair. And as a man, I like a bit of hair there. Not a lot, not a seventies Bush Afro or something, just a little bit because I equate hairlessness with adoloescence. I don't want to fuck a girl, I want to fuck a woman.

Yeah.

[Joe Kalicki]

The problem with hariless areas is that it's never completely smooth and you get, like, rug burn through the regular motions of intercourse.

[Dark Sasha]

Dammit this conversation makes me so lonely.

[Howlett]

The problem with hariless areas is that it's never completely smooth and you get, like, ruh burn through the regular motions of intercourse.

Trust me when I say, that statement is not in the least bit accurate ;)

If a girl wants to make it smooth, she can make it fucking smooth if she puts her mind to it :lol:

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How the fuck did we get to this conversation?

[Howlett]

Dammit this conversation makes me so lonely.

Guys, we're making Sasha feel bad. Keep it up!!! :D

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Heh, "keep it up" :rofl:

[Dark Sasha]

Guys, we're making Sasha feel bad. Keep it up!!! :D

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Heh, "keep it up" :rofl:

:cry:

[Joe Kalicki]

Trust me when I say, that statement is not in the least bit accurate ;)

If a girl wants to make it smooth, she can make it fucking smooth if she puts her mind to it :lol:

Yeah, but even one day without upkeep and it's a disastor.

I definately prefer a little coverage.

[Hock]

Trust me when I say, that statement is not in the least bit accurate ;)

If a girl wants to make it smooth, she can make it fucking smooth if she puts her mind to it :lol:

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How the fuck did we get to this conversation?

That's true. Especially if it's made smooth just prior. That's my one exception to the me preffering hair thing. I'm okay If I'm the one to remove the hair.

[Howlett]

Yeah, but even one day without upkeep and it's a disastor.

I definately prefer a little coverage.

Not always, but that just depends on the person. Hair grows faster on some than others. My dad will shave his beard and take a month to get decent stuble, but if I shaved in the morning, I'd have a stubbly chin by the end of the day :lol:

A fact he hates me for :lol:

As for preference, it's not something I actually care much about myself to be honest. Hair. No hair. Couldn't care less myself.

[Dark Sasha]

BKV's Buffy arc sounds cool.

[Joe Kalicki]

BKV's Buffy arc sounds cool.

Does Buffy shave?

Only Angel knows for sure.

And Riley.

And Spike.

And Willow.

[Dark Sasha]

Does Buffy shave?

Only Angel knows for sure.

And Riley.

And Spike.

And Willow.

Willow?



Oz too because he saw her naked.

[bradical]

evening. :beer:

[Joe Kalicki]

Willow?

They experimented.

[Dark Sasha]

They experimented.

When?

[Joe Kalicki]

When?

Last night.

In my dreams.

[Dark Sasha]

Last night.

In my dreams.

Ohhhhhh


Veronica Mars masturbates in my dreams.

[Hock]

evening. :beer:

BRAD!

Run while you still can.

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

BRAD!

Run while you still can.

It's frightening in here tonight.

[Dark Sasha]

BRAD!

Run while you still can.


It's frightening in here tonight.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Silva_Bob.jpg

[bradical]

BRAD!

Run while you still can.


It's frightening in here tonight.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Silva_Bob.jpg

so i read.

[bradical]

i'm watching, when the levees broke, again. how did we fuck up so bad? the great american embarassment.

[Dark Sasha]

so i read.

Through the darkness of future's past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... "Fire... walk with me." We lived among the people. I think you say, convenience store. We lived above it. I mean it like it is... like it sounds. I too have been touched by the devilish one. Tattoo on the left shoulder... Oh, but when I saw the face of God, I was changed. I took the entire arm off. My name is Mike. His name is Bob.

[Dark Sasha]

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[Master Jack Rabbitt]

:scared:

[Dark Sasha]

:scared:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

*BOB* HOW'S ANNIE? HOW ANNIE?

[Master Jack Rabbitt]

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

*BOB* HOW'S ANNIE? HOW ANNIE?

*flees*

[Dark Sasha]

*flees*

*runs after him*
Your soul is mine!

[Hock]

*runs after him*
Your soul is mine!

*trips Sahsa into an a specially designed trap that shuts him up and from which he can never escape. EVER!"*

[Howlett]

*trips Sahsa into an a specially designed trap that shuts him up and from which he can never escape. EVER!"*

*loves Hock*

[Dark Sasha]

*trips Sahsa into an a specially designed trap that shuts him up and from which he can never escape. EVER!"*


*loves Hock*

:cry:


I'll get you will my death bag. You may think I've gone insane, but I will kill again.

[Susan BANthony]

What do you have against One Tree Hill? besides the ridiculous melodrama.

One of my relatives is on that show. Not that I've ever seen it, but he is.

[Dark Sasha]

And you all wonder why I don't have a girlfriend.

[Howlett]

And you all wonder why I don't have a girlfriend.

Uh... I've never wondered, I pretty much figured it out all by my self :)

[Dark Sasha]

Uh... I've never wondered, I pretty much figured it out all by my self :)

good boy

Have a beer.

[Susan BANthony]

And you all wonder why I don't have a girlfriend.

WHO wonders? :?

[Hock]

Uh... I've never wondered, I pretty much figured it out all by my self :)


WHO wonders? :?

Exactly.

[Howlett]

WHO wonders? :?

The TIP thread maybe? Or the "Wolf".

[Susan BANthony]

The TIP thread maybe? Or the "Wolf".

Answers would go ignored.


Oh maaaaan I don't feel like going back into work tonight. :?

[Dark Sasha]

Exactly.

:cry: I'm sad now.

[Susan BANthony]

:cry: I'm sad now.

What the fuck else is new? :)

[Hock]

What the fuck else is new? :)

Exactly.