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Brian Defferding
07-29-2007, 08:22 AM
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2111

Pretty funny commentary.
Colin Boylan
07-29-2007, 08:38 AM
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2111

Pretty funny commentary.well done
Nick_Ardill
07-29-2007, 08:50 AM
In the Adam West Batman Movie, why does the Bat-Shark Repellent cause the shark to explode?

And does one really need Bat-Whale Repellent?
aj110
07-29-2007, 09:52 AM
That was pretty funny.
Ben Weldon
07-29-2007, 10:19 AM
In the Adam West Batman Movie, why does the Bat-Shark Repellent cause the shark to explode?

And does one really need Bat-Whale Repellent?

Apparently you have never been bitten by a Bat-Whale.
TheHanna
07-29-2007, 10:23 AM
In the Adam West Batman Movie, why does the Bat-Shark Repellent cause the shark to explode?

And does one really need Bat-Whale Repellent?

1. It's REALLY good repellent

2. Absolutely. They're not called "killer" whales because of their friendly disposition.
FredC
07-29-2007, 10:36 AM
In the Adam West Batman Movie, why does the Bat-Shark Repellent cause the shark to explode?

And does one really need Bat-Whale Repellent?

Actually, in the movie, the villians had rigged the shark to explode. Not making that up either.
InBendiswetrust
07-29-2007, 10:43 AM
As long as Christian Bale is number 1 i don't really care.
Flonk
07-29-2007, 10:57 AM
I :heart: Cracked.
andrew french
07-29-2007, 11:05 AM
shyeah right, West was the best.

"point of batman is to strike fear in the heart of criminals"

no it isn't

saying he's worse than Clooney is just asinine.
Brian Defferding
07-29-2007, 03:22 PM
I would probably move West to #3. Nothing is worse than Clooney's Batman. West's Batman was entertaining in its camp value, Clooney was just plain awful.
andrew french
07-29-2007, 03:24 PM
agreed. I liked that Clooney one as a kid, but boy, i caught in on tv a few years ago, that's just terrible. not even very funny terrible.
TheKraken
07-29-2007, 04:36 PM
I would probably move West to #3. Nothing is worse than Clooney's Batman. West's Batman was entertaining in its camp value, Clooney was just plain awful.

Nothing is worse than Schumacher's Batman. Placing the blame for his ridiculousness on George Clooney is just unfair. A mutant creature made from the genes of all the great actors in history a la Serpentor couldn't have been good in that movie... :D
Brian Defferding
07-29-2007, 05:14 PM
Nothing is worse than Schumacher's Batman. Placing the blame for his ridiculousness on George Clooney is just unfair. A mutant creature made from the genes of all the great actors in history a la Serpentor couldn't have been good in that movie... :D

Good point :lol:
methanolcereal
07-29-2007, 05:17 PM
People bash the West Batman all the time, but have they ever really read Batman comics from the same time period? Fairly accurate representation of the silliness that made up most of the Silver Age.
Ryan Elliott
07-29-2007, 05:22 PM
Homoerotic Subtext?
Only in the sense that we spent this movie wondering if BatBale liked us. You know, as more than friends.


Heh.
Brian Defferding
07-29-2007, 05:38 PM
Homoerotic Subtext?
Only in the sense that we spent this movie wondering if BatBale liked us. You know, as more than friends.


Heh.

I will shamelessly admit that if I loved cock Bale would be my first mancrush.
Ryan Elliott
07-29-2007, 06:09 PM
I will shamelessly admit that if I loved cock Bale would be my first mancrush.



That is TOTALLY gay! :blah:
















I would too. :Oops:
Flonk
07-29-2007, 08:40 PM
People bash the West Batman all the time, but have they ever really read Batman comics from the same time period? Fairly accurate representation of the silliness that made up most of the Silver Age.

That doesn't make it good.
Jerome Gibbons
07-29-2007, 08:52 PM
I will shamelessly admit that if I loved cock Bale would be my first mancrush.

If you loved cock then it wouldn't be a mancrush, it would just be a crush. Although if you had a crush on Esther Baxter, that would be a girlcrush.
Brian Defferding
07-29-2007, 11:09 PM
If you loved cock then it wouldn't be a mancrush, it would just be a crush. Although if you had a crush on Esther Baxter, that would be a girlcrush.

Well thank you Mr.Technicality :blah:

;) :heart:
Colby
07-29-2007, 11:16 PM
People bash the West Batman all the time, but have they ever really read Batman comics from the same time period? Fairly accurate representation of the silliness that made up most of the Silver Age.

OTOH, DC amped up the campiness of the comics to fit the tone of the TV show. T'was a vicious cycle of bad camera angles and bat-poles, it t'was.
Cth
07-30-2007, 07:51 AM
Haven't visited the link, but just so it's clear, this is the guy who did those Spidey strips that were so popular on the board a while back.
Kefky
07-30-2007, 08:41 AM
'80s Batman succeeds where his predecessor, '60s Batman, fails, trading in dance tights for a bodysuit with big plastic muscles all over it, sparing star Michael Keaton the need to actually develop any. Sadly, the costume's ceramic neck brace meant BatKeaton couldn't technically turn his head, with the unfortunate side effect that he could only fight crime taking place directly in front of him. This is a design flaw that probably gets circulated around the Gotham underground fairly quickly.

"I dunno about this drug deal, Fingers. What if the Batman attacks?" "We step two feet to his immediate left or right and he'll think we disappeared." "Ah, okay."

:rofl:


And I think I'm always gonna refer to Chris O'Donell as The Great Unpleasantness from now on. :)