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Shwicaz
07-25-2007, 01:36 AM
oh the irony

http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=122419

Jenna Jameson is now a comic writer. :?

The Hodag
07-25-2007, 01:48 AM
oh the irony

http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=122419

Jenna Jameson is now a comic writer. :?

I see at the link that Greg Horn has finally found his muse... :lol:

BENDIS!
07-25-2007, 01:53 AM
jesus fucking shit.

how would she feel if i came to her job and acted like i could professionally give guys a rusty trombone?

Blandy vs Terrorism
07-25-2007, 01:54 AM
jesus fucking shit.

how would she feel if i came to her job and acted like i could professionally give guys a rusty trombone?

She said she didn't mind.

Edit: Hoohooooo!

Brewtown Andy
07-25-2007, 01:56 AM
Will the main character's boyfriend have a gigantic head?

Shwicaz
07-25-2007, 01:58 AM
jesus fucking shit.

how would she feel if i came to her job and acted like i could professionally give guys a rusty trombone?


ha ha ha

Blandy vs Terrorism
07-25-2007, 02:24 AM
Well, I think I'm funny.

Jerome Gibbons
07-25-2007, 02:40 AM
jesus fucking shit.

how would she feel if i came to her job and acted like i could professionally give guys a rusty trombone?

Well, Bendis has won the thread, for sure.

the last ronin
07-25-2007, 02:57 AM
jesus fucking shit.

how would she feel if i came to her job and acted like i could professionally give guys a rusty trombone?

There's only one way to find out

comicbookink
07-25-2007, 04:45 AM
I wonder what it took for her to get the job?

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd....go!

JABSEN
07-25-2007, 04:45 AM
Well, Bendis has won the thread, for sure.Why?

Jacob Lyon Goddard
07-25-2007, 04:51 AM
Crumb still gets laid more

Mylazycat
07-25-2007, 04:51 AM
Why?


Because it's funny.

Brewtown Andy
07-25-2007, 04:53 AM
Because it's funny.My joke's funnier, if you've seen Tito's head.

Damian696
07-25-2007, 05:01 AM
I wonder what it took for her to get the job?

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd....go!

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=120809&highlight=sig

lonesomefool
07-25-2007, 05:05 AM
Have you seen pictures of her lately?

She now definately has the "look" of a comic book writer.

KingMob
07-25-2007, 05:06 AM
jesus fucking shit.

how would she feel if i came to her job and acted like i could professionally give guys a rusty trombone?


http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/images_black/buttons/report.gif

creator bashing!

Akira
07-25-2007, 05:06 AM
jesus fucking shit.

how would she feel if i came to her job and acted like i could professionally give guys a rusty trombone?

Point of order: Jenna Jameson has never givin an on-screen rusty trombone. She as a strict "no analingus" clause in her contract.



What?

c. page
07-25-2007, 05:06 AM
Have you seen pictures of her lately?

She now definately has the "look" of a comic book writer.

she's bald?!?!

:Panic:

Jerome Gibbons
07-25-2007, 05:08 AM
Why?

He made the funniest post.

JABSEN
07-25-2007, 05:10 AM
He made the funniest post.Ok

lonesomefool
07-25-2007, 05:16 AM
http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/images_black/buttons/report.gif

creator bashing!

:lol:

How come nobody is complaining about another "HollyWOOD" writer entering comics :D

KingMob
07-25-2007, 05:20 AM
:lol:

How come nobody is complaining about another "HollyWOOD" writer entering comics :D

Nick Cage's kid is writing a book for them as well...

Buk Was Right
07-25-2007, 05:25 AM
jesus fucking shit.

how would she feel if i came to her job and acted like i could professionally give guys a rusty trombone?

What do you mean IF?

Why is Bendis talking about this hypothetically?

lonesomefool
07-25-2007, 05:26 AM
she's bald?!?!

:Panic:

Have you seen her movies? She's bald in a number of them, but sometimes will have a landing strip.


Oh, you meant her head....oh...

Blandy vs Terrorism
07-25-2007, 05:26 AM
Nick Cage's kid is writing a book for them as well...

It's a good thing he changed his last name to prevent nepotism.....

Tom Burgos
07-25-2007, 05:43 AM
Funny, now that she stopped looking like an inflatable comic book sexbomb come to life, she actually starts working in comics.


What the fuck happened to ya, Jenna?
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i162/hcpix/jenna1.jpg

Buk Was Right
07-25-2007, 05:45 AM
Funny, now that she stopped looking like an inflatable comic book sexbomb come to life, she actually starts working in comics.


What the fuck happened to ya, Jenna?


Ummm... long hours, hard fucking, probably drugs thrown in for that extra aged and emaciated before your time look.

Jef UK
07-25-2007, 05:47 AM
What's the irony supposed to be? That she's working for a corporation named, "Virgin"?

lonesomefool
07-25-2007, 05:57 AM
Funny, now that she stopped looking like an inflatable comic book sexbomb come to life, she actually starts working in comics.


What the fuck happened to ya, Jenna?
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i162/hcpix/jenna1.jpg

I just love the fact Greg Land is clearly drawing that cover from a picture of her 10 years ago :lol:

Her ex-husband was on a local Rock stations radio show a couple months ago, he was in town for the adult entertainment expo, and said Jenna lost the weight since the two of them found out she had a miscarriage and started doing drugs heavily. Of course, he's her ex-husband for a reason, so that that for what it's worth.

Ziolko
07-25-2007, 06:01 AM
What's the irony supposed to be? That she's working for a corporation named, "Virgin"?

ZING!

This thread is awesome. :D

Tom Burgos
07-25-2007, 06:04 AM
God, I know I'm gonna regret asking this but...what is a 'rusty trombone'? :scared:

Jerome Gibbons
07-25-2007, 06:06 AM
God, I know I'm gonna regret asking this but...what is a 'rusty trombone'? :scared:

It involves licking up a man's anus.

RickLM
07-25-2007, 06:09 AM
So, is now the time for all aspiring creators to officially give up?

Or does that happen next month when Hilary Duff is given her own line of comics?

TheGibson
07-25-2007, 06:23 AM
jesus fucking shit.

how would she feel if i came to her job and acted like i could professionally give guys a rusty trombone?

Oh... I'm at work. Can't google rusty trombone.:-x

Jerome Gibbons
07-25-2007, 06:24 AM
Oh... I'm at work. Can't google rusty trombone.:-x

It involves licking up a man's anus.

lonesomefool
07-25-2007, 06:25 AM
So, is now the time for all aspiring creators to officially give up?

Or does that happen next month when Hilary Duff is given her own line of comics?

No.

Instead of starting out writing comics at smaller companies like Image and doing creator-owned work, you head to Hollywood, get a job on some TV show, and then wait for Marvel and DC to come to you.

Or you could go the Jenna Jameson route of doing drugs and having sex with random guys on camera, but I tried that route and all I got out of it was Syphilis. You have been warned.

Ziolko
07-25-2007, 06:26 AM
So, is now the time for all aspiring creators to officially give up?

Or does that happen next month when Hilary Duff is given her own line of comics?

Or just make better comics than Jenna Jameson. Which I imagine won't be that hard (no pun intended).

TheGibson
07-25-2007, 06:28 AM
It involves licking up a man's anus.

:p

auritech
07-25-2007, 06:31 AM
Well, reading the comments in that Newsarama article have me now aware of the word "vaginoplasty," which I didn't know existed.

Patrick J
07-25-2007, 07:01 AM
Jesus Fucking Christ

Whenever I see Jenna Jameson, in a porno or otherwise I always ask myself; "are the men in this country collectively retarded?" The success of this woman, in Porno and elsewhere completely baffles me.

She is NOT attractive. Never was. And its not like she's ever done anything super extreme on-screen which can sometimes make an average porno chick just a little bit more attractive. But she never even had that going for her.

Off the top of my head I can think of at least... 30 porn stars that have come and gone that were a million times better looking and a better performer than she ever was, that never reached the same "success" as her. But then I guess they probably did porn quick, for a year or two for the payoff and opted out to avoid going down in history as "that stupid whore." Maybe they wanted to be able to kiss their children without having to think too much about where their lips had been.

I love when this fucking idiot, and that's what Jenna is; an idiot, goes on TV interviews and tries to act like she has a fucking brain and appear all intelligent. She's a moron. She herself is not some grand genius business person; she has fucking handlers that built her empire around her and they are profitting in the millions by propping up this ugly, silicone dope.

One of the only reasons she's popular is because Howard Stern likes her and his legions of mental midget fans will follow whatever he says. I'm not mocking Stern with that, I love his show and think its way more intelligent than people give it credit for; but he has shitty taste in women and a huge chunk of his fan base is obviously retarded, and IMHO don't deserve the Howard Stern Show as they truly don't even understand or comprehend 2/3 of the comedy on the show.

Any man that's ever said Jenna Jameson is hot or beautiful should cut off their fucking dick because they have no clue what a real beautiful woman looks like and therefore wouldn't know what to do with their pickled pork-link so they might as well be done with it.

Any person who has legitimately thought that Jenna Jameson is in any way intelligent should fucking kill themselves and spare the universe the possibility of them procreating.

Foolish Mortal
07-25-2007, 07:07 AM
"I’m thrilled to be collaborating with Virgin to bring this story to life, first as comics and eventually in film and other formats,” said Jenna Jameson. “Working with comics is creatively liberating – everything is possible. My character is sultry, sexy and kicks ass!"


Wow, did we somehow time warp back to the mid-90's? :lol:

Jerome Gibbons
07-25-2007, 07:08 AM
Jesus Fucking Christ

Whenever I see Jenna Jameson, in a porno or otherwise I always ask myself; "are the men in this country collectively retarded?" The success of this woman, in Porno and elsewhere completely baffles me.

She is NOT attractive. Never was. And its not like she's ever done anything super extreme on-screen which can sometimes make an average porno chick just a little bit more attractive. But she never even had that going for her.

Off the top of my head I can think of at least... 30 porn stars that have come and gone that were a million times better looking and a better performer than she ever was, that never reached the same "success" as her. But then I guess they probably did porn quick, for a year or two for the payoff and opted out to avoid going down in history as "that stupid whore." Maybe they wanted to be able to kiss their children without having to think too much about where their lips had been.

I love when this fucking idiot, and that's what Jenna is; an idiot, goes on TV interviews and tries to act like she has a fucking brain and appear all intelligent. She's a moron. She herself is not some grand genius business person; she has fucking handlers that built her empire around her and they are profitting in the millions by propping up this ugly, silicone dope.

One of the only reasons she's popular is because Howard Stern likes her and his legions of mental midget fans will follow whatever he says. I'm not mocking Stern with that, I love his show and think its way more intelligent than people give it credit for; but he has shitty taste in women and a huge chunk of his fan base is obviously retarded, and IMHO don't deserve the Howard Stern Show as they truly don't even understand or comprehend 2/3 of the comedy on the show.

Any man that's ever said Jenna Jameson is hot or beautiful should cut off their fucking dick because they have no clue what a real beautiful woman looks like and therefore wouldn't know what to do with their pickled pork-link so they might as well be done with it.

Any person who has legitimately thought that Jenna Jameson is in any way intelligent should fucking kill themselves and spare the universe the possibility of them procreating.

So, venting our frustrations early in the day, aren't we?

Patrick J
07-25-2007, 07:10 AM
So, venting our frustrations early in the day, aren't we?

What time is it? Fucking cat kept me up all night :-P

Ben Weldon
07-25-2007, 07:29 AM
The campaign to get Chad Hunt on Man-Thing begins here!

Garra
07-25-2007, 07:38 AM
Jesus Fucking Christ

Whenever I see Jenna Jameson, in a porno or otherwise I always ask myself; "are the men in this country collectively retarded?" The success of this woman, in Porno and elsewhere completely baffles me.

She is NOT attractive. Never was. And its not like she's ever done anything super extreme on-screen which can sometimes make an average porno chick just a little bit more attractive. But she never even had that going for her.

Off the top of my head I can think of at least... 30 porn stars that have come and gone that were a million times better looking and a better performer than she ever was, that never reached the same "success" as her. But then I guess they probably did porn quick, for a year or two for the payoff and opted out to avoid going down in history as "that stupid whore." Maybe they wanted to be able to kiss their children without having to think too much about where their lips had been.

I love when this fucking idiot, and that's what Jenna is; an idiot, goes on TV interviews and tries to act like she has a fucking brain and appear all intelligent. She's a moron. She herself is not some grand genius business person; she has fucking handlers that built her empire around her and they are profitting in the millions by propping up this ugly, silicone dope.

One of the only reasons she's popular is because Howard Stern likes her and his legions of mental midget fans will follow whatever he says. I'm not mocking Stern with that, I love his show and think its way more intelligent than people give it credit for; but he has shitty taste in women and a huge chunk of his fan base is obviously retarded, and IMHO don't deserve the Howard Stern Show as they truly don't even understand or comprehend 2/3 of the comedy on the show.

Any man that's ever said Jenna Jameson is hot or beautiful should cut off their fucking dick because they have no clue what a real beautiful woman looks like and therefore wouldn't know what to do with their pickled pork-link so they might as well be done with it.

Any person who has legitimately thought that Jenna Jameson is in any way intelligent should fucking kill themselves and spare the universe the possibility of them procreating.


You should take a deep breath, and stop taking porn so fucking seriously.

And you should go sit on a rusty dildo for mouthing off a stupid ass statement as you did at the end of that steamy pile of bull shit you wrote.

Tom Burgos
07-25-2007, 08:09 AM
Shit.

This thread isn't going to end well.



Anyway, this is excatly what the comic book industry needs, an intelligent, empowered figure that will "legitimize" comics and get them closer to a respected art form...
I anxiously anticipate when J-lo is hired to launch the new White Tiger ongoing...

Queen of the Ban Age
07-25-2007, 08:14 AM
jesus fucking shit.

how would she feel if i came to her job and acted like i could professionally give guys a rusty trombone?

No no no, the line is "and slap the dick out of her mouth." Which still works.

Darkhawk Fan
07-25-2007, 08:18 AM
Let's hope it lasts longer than Stripperella.

Ziolko
07-25-2007, 08:30 AM
The campaign to get Chad Hunt on Man-Thing begins here!

And Ron Jeremy relaunching the Q-Unit franchise.

Get it? "Q-UNIT"? Because "Unit" is in the title, and Ron Jeremy has a...


...nevermind.

YouStayClassy
07-25-2007, 08:33 AM
Ohhhh, I really wanted to be the one to post this.... :(

Well, this means my dream of a Riley Mason comic is allllll the closer now....

Buk Was Right
07-25-2007, 08:36 AM
Audrey Hollander is Red Sonja!!!

I have to write a pitch.

And tug one out while doing research...

Jerome Gibbons
07-25-2007, 08:43 AM
Audrey Hollander is Red Sonja!!!

Oh God...

Lyfeforce
07-25-2007, 08:43 AM
it's been said before in the thread, but it bares repeating:

I love how they're taking the reference material from the 90's-Jenna. That must be playing havoc with her ego.

Buk Was Right
07-25-2007, 08:45 AM
Oh God...

You'd buy so many copies you'd have to sell blood, sperm, and Secret Defenders comics to afford them all.

Foolish Mortal
07-25-2007, 08:47 AM
So, venting our frustrations early in the day, aren't we?


You should take a deep breath, and stop taking porn so fucking seriously.
Patrick J is clearly a man that takes his porn seriously.

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/4705/internetpornserioussb2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jerome Gibbons
07-25-2007, 08:48 AM
You'd buy so many copies you'd have to sell blood, sperm, and Secret Defenders comics to afford them all.

I'd sell the Secret Defenders comics gladly.

Special Agent Bachman
02-11-2008, 07:29 PM
jesus fucking shit.

how would she feel if i came to her job and acted like i could professionally give guys a rusty trombone?

Hey now, Bendis, lay off of the creator bashing.

:lol:

EDIT:


http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/images_black/buttons/report.gif

creator bashing!

Fuck, beaten.

juampi
02-11-2008, 07:39 PM
I always liked Silvia Saint better...

Ashwin Pande
02-11-2008, 07:51 PM
I read the preview issue. Art's great. Story... can't say for sure. It only had around 6 pages in it. But the art was fantastic.

Jenna Jameson isn't writing this btw. Christina Z is.

William Joseph Dunn
02-11-2008, 07:54 PM
We'll she if she actually follows through with this. It wouldn't be the first time she had her name attached to something and flake out.

NATE!
02-11-2008, 08:07 PM
jesus fucking shit.

how would she feel if i came to her job and acted like i could professionally give guys a rusty trombone?

Don't give up! You can do it!!

lonesomefool
02-11-2008, 11:56 PM
I read the preview issue. Art's great. Story... can't say for sure. It only had around 6 pages in it. But the art was fantastic.

Jenna Jameson isn't writing this btw. Christina Z is.

I flipped through it, looks liked a generic, 90's esque "bad girl" book. Thought it was a little funny reading the essay in the back though.

HouseofMaverick
02-12-2008, 12:20 AM
Point of order: Jenna Jameson has never givin an on-screen rusty trombone. She as a strict "no analingus" clause in her contract.



What?

Yet, she's had so many plastic surgerys to her face she looks like shit and her lips have been injecected to the point they look like a puckered asshole. No anal her face!

Ashwin Pande
02-12-2008, 12:27 AM
Yet, she's had so many plastic surgerys to her face she looks like shit and her lips have been injecected to the point they look like a puckered asshole. No anal her face!

I am going to take what you said out of context and add it to my sig.


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DanLTaylor
02-12-2008, 07:30 AM
There needs to be a good comic book series about the porn industry. How to Make Money Like a Porn Star (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Make_Money_Like_a_Porn_Star) missed the target.

Not that that had anything to do with Jameson "creating" a comic book.

I'm just saying.