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changingshades
05-16-2005, 04:46 PM
Edge vs Kane with surprise Lita Turn

Christian vs Flair in Match of the night

and STILL no wrestling catagory for the board

kubiak
05-16-2005, 04:50 PM
Hey, yo.

I'll be back after the show's over.

UltimateQuintessa
05-16-2005, 04:53 PM
I refuse to believe Lita is turning heel on Kane that would be the ultimate fuck you to Matt Hardy and well I guess Matt screwed Matt(by Lita screwing Edge) This is making my brain hurt I'm stopping now.

changingshades
05-16-2005, 04:56 PM
Hey, yo.

I'll be back after the show's over.
I'll be here, see you then

changingshades
05-16-2005, 04:57 PM
I refuse to believe Lita is turning heel on Kane that would be the ultimate fuck you to Matt Hardy and well I guess Matt screwed Matt(by Lita screwing Edge) This is making my brain hurt I'm stopping now.
I know

Matt Hardy does not deserve this

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 05:00 PM
Hey, yo.

I'll be back after the show's over.Where are you going?

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 05:00 PM
Where are you going?Nevermind. I forgot your tv is in the other room.

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:01 PM
kick ass, they put the shelton ladder spot in the opening

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:01 PM
huzzah sara is back

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:02 PM
hahahahahaha

did you see the old guy flipping off the arabs

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 05:03 PM
I know

Matt Hardy does not deserve thisAw, poor Matt.

*Walks away not caring and wishing Matt would get on with his life.*

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:04 PM
fuck yeah, this match should be good

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:05 PM
Aw, poor Matt.

*Walks away not caring and wishing Matt would get on with his life.* aaaww

why the hate?

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:07 PM
So I gave my friend Nate the second Sable and Chyna Playboy spreads for his graduation present

Yes I hate Nate

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:08 PM
dammit, they're in south Carolina

Christian is doing the job

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:10 PM
damn that was actually really nice finish

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 05:11 PM
aaaww

why the hate?No hate. I like Matt, but in a recent interview he said that he was about to propose to Lita and wouldn't be against taking her back. The "proposal" bit sounded like a lie and taking her back sounded like he was begging. He needs to just forget her and move on. He deserves to, right?

Hassan is getting a HUGE push. :?

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:13 PM
god that commercial hurts

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:15 PM
look its a 5 star match in the making

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:16 PM
Regal is so fucking Guiles

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:17 PM
No hate. I like Matt, but in a recent interview he said that he was about to propose to Lita and wouldn't be against taking her back. The "proposal" bit sounded like a lie and taking her back sounded like he was begging. He needs to just forget her and move on. He deserves to, right?

Hassan is getting a HUGE push. :?
what do you have against the tin Sheik

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 05:17 PM
They'll be BEGGING for HHH to come back! :D

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:18 PM
whenever I see Bish and Flair I always think

Go on and fire me, I'M ALREADY FIRED

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 05:18 PM
what do you have against the tin Sheik :roll:

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:18 PM
They'll be BEGGING for HHH to come back! :D
Yay, we get a HHH-less RAW because of BESTISTA

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:20 PM
:roll:
Don't you roll your eyes at me young lady.

I'll roll em right back at ya.

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 05:20 PM
whenever I see Bish and Flair I always think

Go on and fire me, I'M ALREADY FIRED :D

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:21 PM
I feel bad for Nate

he thinks flair's gonna turn face

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:22 PM
Nate will not stop chanting E-C Dub E-C Dub

I hate him so

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:23 PM
Yes, it's time for Flair's annual match and win

damn making christian job

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:24 PM
LOOK

it's AJ Christian

Hey, what is christian's real name

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:27 PM
man, Flair will never hit his shooting flair press

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:28 PM
heh, christian flop

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 05:29 PM
Christian will be moving to Smackdown soon. He'll get his push there.

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:29 PM
dammit, why does christian always have to job?

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:32 PM
Christian will be moving to Smackdown soon. He'll get his push there.
I am so looking forward to cena christian

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 05:33 PM
:shock: Lita and Edge...

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:34 PM
In RE: to JBL/Cena I quit

WWe production can make ANYTHING look good

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:35 PM
:shock: Lita and Edge...
yep, heel turn for Lita tonight

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:37 PM
Man, why is this guy on my tv and not

well, dead or something

RODGER
05-16-2005, 05:38 PM
bow down before the masterpiece!!!!!!!!

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:42 PM
stevie!

RODGER
05-16-2005, 05:43 PM
Bwo Bwo Bwo

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:43 PM
Man, Matt really bulked up.

oh wait that's gotta be kane

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 05:43 PM
WOW. Stevie Richards. That was a surprise.

Yep, Lita heal turn.

Hi Roger! :D

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:44 PM
bow down before the masterpiece!!!!!!!!Hey man, where you been

RODGER
05-16-2005, 05:46 PM
hey everyone.....

*waves at sara*

i was lying down on the couch....

ECW ECW ECW!!!!!!

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:47 PM
dude given the right amount of time 5 star match baybay

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:48 PM
can't talk

ecw ecw ecw

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:50 PM
someone's going to take a kendo stick to the testicles

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:50 PM
I have never hated coach more than right now

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 05:51 PM
WWE stands to make 6 million dollars off the upcoming ECW ppv. (Funny, that's how much ECW owned when it folded.) This brings up the possibilities of an ECW reamergence. Or at least a yearly ppv.

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:53 PM
wow, that is some freakin heel heat

changingshades
05-16-2005, 05:54 PM
WWE stands to make 6 million dollars off the upcoming ECW ppv. (Funny, that's how much ECW owned when it folded.) This brings up the possibilities of an ECW reamergence. Or at least a yearly ppv.
Vince will make more money off this one ppv than Heyman made in a year of running it

RODGER
05-16-2005, 05:55 PM
they need to start doing ECW ppv's every 3-4 months.....and see what happens.....that would rule

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 05:56 PM
Adding Bisch is a good ideal to hype the ECW ppv. Didja hear the crowd?

Candice Michelle is hot. It's not a Trish match, but this Christy/Candice match might be pretty good. :D

Okay, no, but at least BOOBIES!!! :p

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:00 PM
Vince will make more money off this one ppv than Heyman made in a year of running it


well.....kinda....ecw made alot of money, but they also had alot of overhead too.

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:00 PM
this is more pointless than... shit everything ever

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:01 PM
Adding Bisch is a good ideal to hype the ECW ppv. Didja hear the crowd?

Candice Michelle is hot. It's not a Trish match, but this Christy/Candice match might be pretty good. :D

Okay, no, but at least BOOBIES!!! :p

i like the way you think

you jailbird...lol

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:02 PM
this is awefull...

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:03 PM
big vis comes to save the segment!!!!

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:03 PM
Adding Bisch is a good ideal to hype the ECW ppv. Didja hear the crowd?

Candice Michelle is hot. It's not a Trish match, but this Christy/Candice match might be pretty good. :D

Okay, no, but at least BOOBIES!!! :p y'know I love boobies as much as the next lesbian, but c'mon sara

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 06:04 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! RUN, CHRISTY!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOTH RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK!!!

Nice pin by the way. ;)

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:05 PM
big vis comes to save the segment!!!!
It's sad because it's true

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 06:06 PM
Viscera scares me. :(

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:06 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! RUN, CHRISTY!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOTH RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK!!!

Nice pin by the way. ;)
you know, as I said last week

I didn't like sexual chocolate when it was mark henry

and vis is no mark henry

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:07 PM
I will never get an erection again

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:09 PM
big vis is in the house!!!!!

THWIP!
05-16-2005, 06:09 PM
This part is Stupid, Boring, and Disgusting.

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:09 PM
seriously

my penis has relocated somewhere in my abdomen, and it won't come back until vis leaves

CraigM
05-16-2005, 06:09 PM
LMAO!

This may be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Craig

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:10 PM
he's a man on a mission!!!!

:)

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:10 PM
Nate's sitting in a corner and shaking back and forth


seriously

CraigM
05-16-2005, 06:10 PM
"Baby, I'm like Cotton Candy. I'll melt in your mouth"

That's gold.

Craig

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 06:11 PM
you know, as I said last week

I didn't like sexual chocolate when it was mark henry

and vis is no mark henryAt least Mark Henry was halfway decent looking. Viscera is sickning. :( I'd rather watch Tommy Dreamer drink Undertaker tabacco spit again than this guy. ICK!

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:12 PM
he's a man on a mission!!!!

:)
there's an interview with oscar over at wrestle crap this week

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:12 PM
At least Mark Henry was halfway decent looking. Viscera is sickning. :( I'd rather watch Tommy Dreamer drink Undertaker tabacco spit again than this guy. ICK!


nice call back!!!!!!

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:13 PM
fuck you matt

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:14 PM
At least Mark Henry was halfway decent looking. Viscera is sickning. :( I'd rather watch Tommy Dreamer drink Undertaker tabacco spit again than this guy. ICK!
um yeah, I really wish I hadn't watched that

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:22 PM
there's a rock Jericho show on xm radio show?

the fuck?

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:27 PM
holy.....

i just filled the cup!!!!!

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:27 PM
Yay

finally getting my Justice league stable

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 06:27 PM
there's a rock Jericho show on xm radio show?

the fuck?Yeah, I shoulda mentioned that in one of my WWS posts.

Oh wait...I DID! :-x

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 06:28 PM
Pee break time. :?

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:29 PM
the Justice League has some inventive double teams

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:30 PM
Yeah, I shoulda mentioned that in one of my WWS posts.

Oh wait...I DID! :-x was it today?

I haven't read anything on the board except this and the shipping list

joeAR
05-16-2005, 06:30 PM
Hey I was wondering how do I change the name of a thread? I started it, The MattHardy/Lita/Edge Update page. I wanted to rename it the Official Wrestling Thread. A few people and I have been posting wrestling news, questions, comments, whatnots on there for a couple of weeks now. Just curious how to change the name.

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=11362&page=75&pp=10 (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=11362&page=75&pp=10)

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:31 PM
Pee break time. :?
not during the viscera segment?

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:33 PM
Hey look

Jimmy Jacobs

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 06:34 PM
was it today?
No, in Febuary.

Stacy looked cute in a mask but the cellulite sure was jumpin'. :(

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:34 PM
now THAT

is a heel turn

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 06:35 PM
not during the viscera segment?That was like a car wreck. :shock: But Maven and Rosey...that's pee break time for me.

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:35 PM
No, in Febuary.

Stacy looked cute in a mask but the cellulite sure was jumpin'. :( like I can remember anything from February

I don't have XM but I that is very interesting

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:37 PM
Randy

wooo

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:38 PM
yay....legend killer!!!!!

evalution is back!!!!!

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 06:38 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :-x I was SO hoping not to see this guy again till AFTER the draft on Smackdown.

joeAR
05-16-2005, 06:39 PM
So no one's going to answer my question? :(

CraigM
05-16-2005, 06:40 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :-x I was SO hoping not to see this guy again till AFTER the draft on Smackdown.

That's because he beat your pretty boy ;-)

Crai

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:40 PM
someone say something?

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:41 PM
vince !!!!!!!

yay!!!!!!

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:41 PM
I am still amazed vince can walk

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:42 PM
So no one's going to answer my question? :(
what was your question?

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 06:43 PM
That's because he beat your pretty boy ;-)

CraiOther way around. HHH beat him for the world title. Randy "get use to headlocks" Orton hasn't beaten anyone in months.


JoeAR, I don't think you can change the title of a thread.

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:43 PM
Orton has great fucking faces

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:44 PM
Other way around. HHH beat him for the world title. Randy "get use to headlocks" Orton hasn't beaten anyone in months.


JoeAR, I don't think you can change the title of a thread.
this is true, but that's why he's turning heel

joeAR
05-16-2005, 06:44 PM
Other way around. HHH beat him for the world title. Randy "get use to headlocks" Orton hasn't beaten anyone in months.


JoeAR, I don't think you can change the title of a thread.


Bah, cause I noticed this board didn't have a official wrestling page and I wanted to change the matthard/lita/edge update page to the official wrestling page. BAH

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 06:44 PM
:D Vince said the WWE champ could end up on Smackdown and the world champ could end up on RAW.

Dummy. :D

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:45 PM
:D Vince said the WWE champ could end up on Smackdown and the world champ could end up on RAW.

Dummy. :D
aw, at least he can walk :D

CraigM
05-16-2005, 06:46 PM
Other way around. HHH beat him for the world title. Randy "get use to headlocks" Orton hasn't beaten anyone in months.


JoeAR, I don't think you can change the title of a thread.

Um... Summerslam... Randy Orton pinned HHH for the World Heavyweight Title.

Craig

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:47 PM
team amercia ....yay!!!!!

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 06:48 PM
Um... Summerslam... Randy Orton pinned HHH for the World Heavyweight Title.

CraigThat was Benoit he beat. Orton never beat...

THE GAME! :D

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:50 PM
Um... Summerslam... Randy Orton pinned HHH for the World Heavyweight Title.

Craig
that was benoit

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 06:51 PM
Okay, we're about to POSSIBLY witness a HUGE crowd reaction if Lita turns heel.

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:52 PM
You screwed matt

Pumaman
05-16-2005, 06:52 PM
Yay.....I get the first week of the draft! :) I was hoping they'd do it all in one night, but I'm sure it'll still be cool.

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:54 PM
maybe they'll put edge and lita on smackdown so they can edit the matt chants out.....i could see them doing that

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:55 PM
this match sucks

changingshades
05-16-2005, 06:56 PM
maybe they'll put edge and lita on smackdown so they can edit the matt chants out.....i could see them doing that that'd be lame, but yeah I can see them doing it too

RODGER
05-16-2005, 06:58 PM
that'd be lame, but yeah I can see them doing it too

they edit the dvd's.....

like when eddie fell out of the ring trying to get out of the ring in that one WM...and they cut it from the dvd.

changingshades
05-16-2005, 07:02 PM
seriously

this is lame

changingshades
05-16-2005, 07:03 PM
If we don't get a lita turn tonight I'm going to be sorely disappointed

changingshades
05-16-2005, 07:04 PM
ref bump

wee

changingshades
05-16-2005, 07:05 PM
there we go

lita turn

RODGER
05-16-2005, 07:06 PM
and there it is.....

changingshades
05-16-2005, 07:06 PM
and fuck matt hardy

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 07:07 PM
Well, you know Matt's face really hurts right now. Cause WWE just SLAPPED him in it. :?

Now he can move on.

RODGER
05-16-2005, 07:07 PM
man....what a slap in the face....

no sir, i just don't like it

The Human Target
05-16-2005, 07:08 PM
I didn't watch. How was the Christian/Flair match?

RODGER
05-16-2005, 07:10 PM
i'm disgusted.....

i'm going to go get gas....

Pumaman
05-16-2005, 07:11 PM
Well, the one good thing was that it gave JR a chance to unload on the couple and say what everyone's been thinking the last month.

changingshades
05-16-2005, 07:12 PM
man....what a slap in the face....

no sir, i just don't like it
thanks Mr. Horse

changingshades
05-16-2005, 07:13 PM
I didn't watch. How was the Christian/Flair match?
okay, but not great

Christian did the job again

changingshades
05-16-2005, 07:14 PM
Well, the one good thing was that it gave JR a chance to unload on the couple and say what everyone's been thinking the last month.
that and the massive amount of heat Edge just got himself

kubiak
05-16-2005, 07:15 PM
Nevermind. I forgot your tv is in the other room.
I can't believe you remembered! :D

I also had some art stuff I was working on.

kubiak
05-16-2005, 07:16 PM
Lita had to turn heel just because of the crowd reactions. I'm sure they're going to try to turn the chants into "You screwed Kane".

kubiak
05-16-2005, 07:18 PM
Aw, poor Matt.

*Walks away not caring and wishing Matt would get on with his life.*
Holy crap! I've been thinking the same thing. Matt's a big boy, he needs to get over it and move on.

kubiak
05-16-2005, 07:23 PM
you know, as I said last week

I didn't like sexual chocolate when it was mark henry

and vis is no mark henry
Yeah, Vis is funnier than Mark Henry.

And he's not into Granny porn.

RODGER
05-16-2005, 07:23 PM
thanks Mr. Horse

wow

i'm glad someone got it...lol

kubiak
05-16-2005, 07:28 PM
I'll be here, see you then
You lied to me!

Auuugh!

moonspider
05-16-2005, 07:28 PM
a month long draft...now that's seems to be a good thing....more switches....and more superstars on both shows....

joeAR
05-16-2005, 07:32 PM
a month long draft...now that's seems to be a good thing....more switches....and more superstars on both shows....


http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?p=237802#post237802 (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?p=237802#post237802)

moonspider
05-16-2005, 07:42 PM
"WHO'S THAT JUMPING OUT THE SKY?
T-I-G-E-R M-A-S-K!"
http://ringinsider.com/wrestlingmedia/photos/gifs/619.gif

XSaraXPoeX
05-16-2005, 07:42 PM
a month long draft...now that's seems to be a good thing....more switches....and more superstars on both shows....MOONSPIDER! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/gothicangels/smileys/hug2.gif

Where ya been? Whatcha been doin'? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/gothicangels/smileys/thiconsex-doubledildo.gif

RODGER
05-16-2005, 07:44 PM
"WHO'S THAT JUMPING OUT THE SKY?
T-I-G-E-R M-A-S-K!"


have you seen the new tiger mask?
he's really awesome!!!

changingshades
05-16-2005, 07:48 PM
Yeah, Vis is funnier than Mark Henry.

And he's not into Granny porn. man...who ISN'T into granny porn

changingshades
05-16-2005, 07:49 PM
You lied to me!

Auuugh!
I'm right here man

shiiiiit

kubiak
05-16-2005, 07:52 PM
I'm right here man

shiiiiit
Oh, uh... hi, Jon.




(Awkwaaard!)

moonspider
05-16-2005, 07:56 PM
MOONSPIDER! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/gothicangels/smileys/hug2.gif

Where ya been? Whatcha been doin'? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/gothicangels/smileys/thiconsex-doubledildo.gif



awww, sweetie, I missed you too....

:HUGS:



http://ringinsider.com/wrestlingmedia/photos/gifs/tigerdriver91.gif

moonspider
05-16-2005, 07:59 PM
have you seen the new tiger mask?
he's really awesome!!!



there's a new one?


oh wait, it that the one who works for michinoku pro?

http://ringinsider.com/wrestlingmedia/photos/gifs/moonsault.gif

RODGER
05-16-2005, 08:12 PM
there's a new one?


oh wait, it that the one who works for michinoku pro?



YEAH...TIGER MASK 4

changingshades
05-16-2005, 08:15 PM
"WHO'S THAT JUMPING OUT THE SKY?
T-I-G-E-R M-A-S-K!"
http://ringinsider.com/wrestlingmedia/photos/gifs/619.gif misawa here we go

changingshades
05-16-2005, 08:17 PM
MOONSPIDER! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/gothicangels/smileys/hug2.gif

Where ya been? Whatcha been doin'? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/gothicangels/smileys/thiconsex-doubledildo.gif

um, that's more than a little scary

moonspider
05-16-2005, 08:17 PM
YEAH...TIGER MASK 4


:D :D :D :D :D :D
http://ringinsider.com/wrestlingmedia/photos/gifs/razorsedge.gif

changingshades
05-16-2005, 08:18 PM
have you seen the new tiger mask?
he's really awesome!!!
has there been a bad tiger mask?

moonspider
05-16-2005, 08:18 PM
um, that's more than a little scary



not for me...i love it
feel the love

moonspider
05-16-2005, 08:19 PM
misawa here we go


http://ringinsider.com/wrestlingmedia/photos/gifs/tigerdriver91.gif

changingshades
05-16-2005, 08:20 PM
awww, sweetie, I missed you too....

:HUGS:



http://ringinsider.com/wrestlingmedia/photos/gifs/tigerdriver91.gif

fuck yeah

moonspider
05-16-2005, 08:21 PM
fuck yeah



OWNED INDEED

changingshades
05-16-2005, 08:22 PM
not for me...i love it
feel the love
with a double dildo none the less

moonspider
05-16-2005, 08:27 PM
with a double dildo none the less

:D
here for you
http://ringinsider.com/wrestlingmedia/photos/rare/motorheadandsuperstars.jpg

changingshades
05-16-2005, 08:56 PM
:D
here for you
http://ringinsider.com/wrestlingmedia/photos/rare/motorheadandsuperstars.jpg

now that's just mean

Brewtown Andy
05-16-2005, 09:04 PM
whenever I see Bish and Flair I always think

Go on and fire me, I'M ALREADY FIREDABUSE OF POWER!

Brewtown Andy
05-16-2005, 09:05 PM
LOOK

it's AJ Christian

Hey, what is christian's real nameJay Reso

Brewtown Andy
05-16-2005, 09:08 PM
they need to start doing ECW ppv's every 3-4 months.....and see what happens.....that would ruleNo. Once a year. Maybe.

changingshades
05-16-2005, 09:23 PM
Jay Reso
THANK you

been bugging me for a while

Brewtown Andy
05-17-2005, 03:50 AM
Recap please!Stuff happened.

Big fan of Christian's "Cocoa Puffs" line.

Dr. Blasphemy
05-17-2005, 03:53 AM
I am sewriously HATING the whole "Jericho doesnt care about wrestling" angle they are starting.................fuckers.

Brewtown Andy
05-17-2005, 04:00 AM
I am sewriously HATING the whole "Jericho doesnt care about wrestling" angle they are starting.................fuckers.Especially so soon after he was so wound up about getting the IC title back.

moonspider
05-17-2005, 04:27 AM
Especially so soon after he was so wound up about getting the IC title back.




what the hell is up in the wwe about jericho...have they given up on him already...cheesus crust!

moonspider
05-17-2005, 04:28 AM
now that's just mean


Jus' messin
:HUG:

kubiak
05-17-2005, 04:39 PM
Recap please!
Oops! Here you go:

KELLER'S RAW REPORT 5/16: Ongoing "virtual time" coverage of live show
By Wade Keller, Torch editor
May 16, 2005, 10:08 pm
LIVE FROM OMAHA, NEB.

-Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler introduced the show and hyped the end of the Gold Rush Tournament - Kane vs. Edge.

1 -- SHELTON BENJAMIN & CHRIS JERICHO vs. KHOSROW DAIVARI & MUHAMMAD HASSAN

"How great would it be if we could get these Arab-Americans shut up once and for all!" said Lawler, making it sound as if the fact that they're Arab-American that's the problem. Ross talked about the irony of the Benjamin-Jericho duo since they have battled over the IC Title recently. Lawler told the worst joke in his history, saying that Jericho and Benjamin are both rock and rollers because Jericho has Fozzy and if you went to Benjamin's neighborhood when he was growing up, he would have hit you with a rock and rolled you. Absolutely should not have made it through Lawler's self-censoring detector. After an early flurry by Benjamin and Jericho, including a Stinger Splash, Hassan took over on Benjamin. Benjamin hot-tagged Jericho at 4:45. Jericho hit a crossbody block on Hassan. Daivari broke up the pin attempt. Benjamin flew over the top rope when diving at Daivari. Jericho went for the Walls, but had to fend off Daivari. Hassan then out of nowhere gave Jericho his face-smasher finisher for the win.

WINNER: Daivari & Hassan when Hassan beat Jericho at 6:04.

STAR RATING: *

-The ECW PPV commercial spot aired.

[Commercial Break]

-Chris Benoit told Tajiri that Paul Heyman called him and invited him to take part in the ECW One Night Stand PPV. Tajiri said he called him, too. Benoit said he wanted to have an ECW rules match later. That promo was written by someone who hadn't seen all of the great mat classics with Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, and Eddie Guerrero, or the lucha matches with Rey Mysterio, Psicosis, and Juventud Guerrera, or the marathon title defenses with Shane Douglas and Terry Funk. Only people who didn't watch ECW regularly stereotype it as being all hardcore. ECW was a lot more about attitude, diversity, and passion than garbage brawling (which was a part of it, but not everything). Anyway, William Regal walked up to Tajiri and didn't like him doing an ECW rule match because that was too violent. Tajiri talked Regal into supporting his decision, though.

-A clip aired of Triple H walking out on Raw last week.

-A frantic, breathless Coach barged into Eric Bischoff's office and tried to tell him of the plans for Batista and Tajiri. Bischoff told him it could wait, then turned and told Ric Flair that he is not going to call Triple H to invite him back to Raw. Flair wasn't happy. Bischoff told Flair to "handle it." Flair walked off and yelled at Dave Batista across the hall. Batista got a great crowd pop. Flair walked up to Batista and told him that everything wrong in his life right now is because of him. Batista said it has nothing to do with him. He said Triple H's problems are Triple H's fault. Batista said he doesn't owe Triple H or Evolution anything, he owes only Flair because he's who he started with. Flair seemed a tad bit flattered. Batista asked him to hang out with him. He then said he had a tribute to Flair. He let a pathetic "whoos." Flair laughed and then gave a real "whoo!" Batista told him he's the man. There was no clue in his facial expressions that he was being anything but sincere.

[Commercial Break]

2 -- RIC FLAIR vs. CHRISTIAN (w/Tyson Tomko)

They began by slapping each other. Flair went for an early pin attempt with his feet on the middle rope. Tomko messed with Flair from ringside, and Ross called it "physical molestation," which brings about Michael Jackson thoughts, not wrestling interference thoughts. Flair fired back with some hard chops. Christian took a face-first flop. Flair followed with a kneedrop and a "whoo." He then went for the figure four, but did it so close to the ropes that Tomko was able to punch him while he was spinning himself into position. Christian then rolled up Flair held the top rope. The ref saw the rope grab and scolded Christian. Flair then rolled through with a handful of tights and scored the three count. Ross said Flair just schooled Christian in the art of winning by any means necessary. Tomko and Christian double-teamed Flair afterward. The crowd chanted "Batista, Batista," exactly as WWE hoped. Sure enough, Batista's music played and he walked out. Tomko met Batista as he entered the ring, and Christian bailed out, then returned only to be clotheslined. Batista then gave Tomko a spinebuster and Christian a BatistaBomb. Flair, with a trickle of blood on his forehead, looked at Batista as if analyzing his intentions. Batista walked off, then turned to look at Flair half way up the ramp. Ross said Batista respects Flair and showed it. "Wow, what the hell else is gonna happen tonight on Raw?" asked Ross.

WINNER: Flair at 3:00.

STAR RATING: 3/4* -- Perfect for what it needed to be.

-Christy Hemme wished Lita good luck. Edge walked up and told Christy to get out. The crowd briefly chanted "You screwed Matt." He told Lita to tell Kane that he was going to win the match later and what he'd do to him would be much worse than what he did to Michaels. They didn't seem to exchange any romantic sparks as he spit in Lita's face as he talked.

[Commercial Break]

-A battered Christian asked Tomko what Batista was doing out there. Maria walked and asked him, "After what happened out there with Batista, are you hurt?" Christian responded disdainfully, "What, did you get your journalism degree from a box of Cocoa Puffs? Get out of here!" He said it's not over between and Flair.

-Chris Masters walked to the ring with cash tucked into his wrestling trunks. He said the Master Lock Challenge is back tonight and if someone can break his hold, he brought the money which now tallies $6,000. He added a one way plane ticket to anywhere in the U.S. because "face it, anywhere is better than Omaha, Nebraska." That was kind of funny. Batista found a guy with a Batista t-shirt that said "The Animal" on it. He high-fived fans on his way into the ring. Same story from there with a quick bell ring. Ross said he couldn't figure out why anyone still volunteers for the challenge. He guessed that the guy's shoulder was dislocated. Steven Richards jumped Masters from behind with a frenzied attack. Masters eventually fought back. Ross reminded viewers that Masters broke bones in Richards's face and Richards was looking for revenge. Batista bailed out and shouted, "On my time."

-They showed Edge warming up backstage for his match. A hand grabbed Edge and began choking him. He told Edge if he ever talks to his wife again, "I will end you. You can bank on that." He released Edge, who coughed and gasped for breath.

[Commercial Break]

3 -- CHRIS BENOIT vs. TAJIRI

After some rapid-fire exchanges in the ring, during which Lawler said he can't believe anyone likes this style of wrestling, Benoit laid a KO'd Tajiri on a table at ringside. He climbed a ladder in the ring and was going to dive off onto Tajiri on the table. Coach interrupted and told Benoit to step down from the ladder because Bischoff had something to say to him. Bischoff walked out and told Coach he wished he would have listened to him earlier. He said he didn't agree to the stipulations of the match. He officially ended the match and told Benoit to get off of the ladder.

WINNER: No contest.

-Bischoff said he never sanctioned an ECW match. "ECW is pure garbage," he said. The crowd booed. Benoit shook his head. The crowd chanted "asshole, asshole." Bischoff said, "As a matter of fact, from this moment on, I'm banning ECW from Raw. It will not be sanctioned in the building, it will not be discussed in the locker room, and if I see one ECW sign in the building, I will have it confiscated. To make my point, I'm going to ban anyone on the Raw roster from participating on ECW's One Night Stand. I am going to ban the letters ECW from Raw. And let me be perfectly clear, the only participation Raw is going to have ECW One Night Stand is when I personally show up with my volunteer group of Raw superstars and put an end to ECW once and for all." He then let loose with his signature smarmy, sleazy smile. When Ross was about to say ECW, Lawler cut him off and said he can't say those letters. Good segment. As over-the-top obvious as they were being about trying to manipulate the fans into getting behind ECW - which may be necessary since it's been years since ECW was at it's peak and many fans may not know much about it - it was probably effective. Bischoff got more heat with "asshole" chants than ECW got cheered. They were probably hoping for more intense ECW chants during that segment. Omaha, though, was never nicknamed "ECW Country."

-They plugged that the lingerie pillow fight was next.

[Commercial Break]

4 -- CHRISTY HEMME vs. CANDICE MICHELLE

Christy gives Melina a run for her money for best entrance through the ropes into the ring. Ross gave Lawler a hard time about being able to keep up with Christy at his age. They had a bed set up inside the ring. Both women disrobed revealing their lingerie. They bashed each other with pillows which quickly burst open and feathers flew everywhere. Lawler said he was in heaven. Christy jumped onto the bed. Candice tipped the bed over and knocked Christy to ringside. They continued to fight back into the ring, and eventually Candice threw Christy into the corner. (Christy did this splits thing on the top rope to avoid Candice as she ran towards her. Pretty cool move.) Christy sunset flipped Candice for the win. They smiled hugged, and then made out and had sex. Okay, they didn't really make out, but they might as well have since all the guys and some women in the crowd were imagining it.

WINNER: Christy Hemme.

STAR RATING: n/a

-Viscera, now dubbed the World's Largest Love Machine, walked out. He wore a suit and tie, looking as dapper as Batista. Viscera said they were really turning him on. They ran away. Viscera then said there is one thing in particular that has him turned on tonight. He then turned to Lilian Garcia and said, "I see three things right now. I see me. I see you. And I see a nice, plush bed." Lilian looked like she was in the finals of the blender stage of Fear Factor. Ross said if she gets into the bed, she may need the ICU. Viscera said the one thing missing was food. Great, just when the image of Lilian and Viscera having sex couldn't get any more disturbing, food is added. He picked out a woman in the crowd and kissed her. She kissed back and smiled. He then ate some of her cotton candy, but then ripped it away the bag and brought it to Lilian. Lilian actually voluntarily got in the ring. Viscera dusted off some of the feathers from the bed. Viscera asked if it was okay if he made himself more comfortable. He then laid in bed and asked her to join him. Oh great, he's an exhibitionist, too. Viscera asked Lilian to get in bed with him. She nervously sat on the edge of the bed. Viscera then grabbed a wad of pink cotton candy and licked it like he was... well, it was really pink. He then had Lilian eat some candy. Viscera said just like the candy, he'd melt in her mouth. Viscera asked for the lights to be turned down. Viscera asked her if that got her in the mood. The music then kicked in. He began signing along, saying her love is all he needs. "My Lilian, I get enough of your loving! Oh my Lilian, I can't get enough of your loving, baby!" He then pulled something out for her - a room key for the Hilton. He invited her to room number 69. Lilian fell off the bed. "I'll be waiting, Lilian, I'll be waiting," he said. Whether or not that was the best or worst segment ever on Raw, it was memorable and should end up on Best of Raw compilations. WWE should put out a "Raw Yearbook" DVD and "Smackdown Yearbook" DVD each year that features three hours or so of the best matches, angles, and interviews of each year. They'd be a nice collector's item and allow a lot of people to get rid of their massive tape collections with a mish-mash of the good and bad.

-Lita asked Kane if he needs her out there. Kane said not to worry, Edge won't be bothering her anymore. He said he wanted her to see him destroy Edge first-hand. Lita said she wants to see him beat Edge and Batista next and become the World Hvt. Champion. Then they made out. I'm not sure which was more disturbing - Lita making out with Kane or the images conjured up by Viscera laying in the bed in the middle of the ring.

[Commercial Break]

-A video recap of the Gold Rush Tournament aired.

-Benjamin asked Jericho why he walked away in a haze after losing the match. Jericho said losing doesn't bother him much anymore because not only has he been to the top as Undisputed Champion, but he's got so many other things going on, including his XM Satellite show, his VH1 appearances on Best Ever, and the Fozzy sellouts in the UK (that's like France liking Jerry Lewis). He offered Benjamin tickets to their next concert and a CD. Jericho came across arrogant and heelish in that segment (and that was intended). Benjamin looked at Jericho like he was nuts.

[Commercial Break]

5 -- HURRICANE & ROSEY (w/Stacy) vs. SIMON DEAN & MAVEN

Stacy wore a sexy super-hero outfit with eye mask to ringside. Ross said he couldn't imagine Dean & Maven as tag champs. Dean wrapped Hurricane's arm behind his back before applying a chinlock, a nice variation of the typical chinlock. After both men tagged out, Rosey and Simon double-teamed Maven for the easy win a minute later.

WINNERS: Rosey & Hurricane at 3:24.

STAR RATING: 1/2*

-Smackdown Rebound aired, focusing on the Eddie Guerrero-Rey Mysterio segments.

[Commercial Break]

-Randy Orton walked out to an ovation from the crowd. He got cheered, but turned them against him by saying he is sick and tired of being asked whether he's going to be drafted from Raw to Smackdown. When there was a Randy chant, he told them to shut up. He said he cannot be drafted because he is injured, and he is injured because of Undertaker and Batista. He said Undertaker will pull some strings to stay on Smackdown, which he said is the smart thing to do. He told Batista to stay champion because when is 100 percent, he is gunning for Batista. He vowed to become the new World Heavyweight Champion and write his own ticket to the Hall of Fame "right here on Raw." Vince McMahon's music then interrupted. He walked to the ring as only he can. McMahon said, "What the hell has happened to you? Your clothes are hanging off of you, you're neck looks like a stack of dimes. What, are you on a special anorexic diet?" Orton said he can't train because of his shoulder surgery. McMahon then made fun of Orton's buzzcut. He said nobody is exempt from the draft lottery. He said the WWE Champion or World Champion can end up switching brands, and yes even someone on injured reserve. That was a sneaky way to energize speculation that Batista and Cena will be switching brands. Orton told McMahon to be careful and be more polite when talking to him because he will make him more money in the long run than either Batista or Cena. He then demanded to know the date of the draft. Orton told McMahon that no matter what brand he ends up on, he will be in one of his rings. McMahon said the draft will begin in three weeks in St. Louis, his hometown. He said there would be an entire month of draft switches for a full month. "It will be the most sensation thing that's ever been done in this business," he said. He told Orton he might be standing in a Raw ring for the last time. He recommended he start training, gain some weight, and let his hair grow out. "Good luck to you, kid," he said. Ross told viewers to go to WWE.com for details on the Draft Lottery.

[Commercial Break]

6 -- EDGE vs. KANE (w/Lita) - Gold Rush Tournament Final

Someone held up a sign that said "Edge is Feces." A small "You screwed Matt" chant began. Kane dominated early. Ross told viewers the match could be short. He told people not to make a sandwich. Edge eventually took over after a low blow and slidekick. With Kane recovering at ringside, they cut to a break.

[Commercial Break]

Edge remained on offense for a couple of minutes. Kane made a comeback and dropped Edge face-first over the top turnbuckle followed by a clothesline. Kane scored a soft two count. Edge went for a spear, but Kane blocked it. Edge poked Kane's eyes and then hit a DDT for a near fall at 13:00. Edge shoved Kane into the ref, then hit his spear. The ref was too out of it to make the cover. Edge then grabbed the briefcase and charged at Kane. Kane gave Edge a big boot. Lita then shoved the briefcase to Edge and then distracted Kane on the top rope. Kane then leaped toward Edge, but Edge nailed Kane with the briefcase. Lita then got the ref and shoved him toward Edge's cover of Kane. The ref counted to three. Lawler said, "Kane's been screwed by his own wife." Edge then lifted Lita into his arms. They walked away with Edge's arm around Lita's shoulder. Then Lita and Edge made out on the stage. Kane woke up and saw the kisses and couldn't believe it. Ross freaked out and said Edge and Lita would pay some day.

WINNER: Edge at 12:23.

STAR RATING: ** -- Okay match, but it was all about the turn at the end.