Patrick J
07-19-2007, 11:10 PM
It's 3 AM.
I am at an Anime Convention, Otakon in Baltimore, MD.
Somehow, I was roped into sharing a room with six other guys.
Of the six one of them exercises regularly and eats relatively healthy. Weighs maybe 225 but that's down 10 lbs from a month ago. He appears to be sleeping and he's not snoring, although he might just be doing a fantastic job of pretending to sleep.
Four of the other five weigh a minimum of 270 each. One of them tips the scales at 350, easily. None of them exercise, and they all eat garbage on a daily basis. They appear to subconsciously be engaging in a snoring contest, or maybe they're subconsciously trying to create horrible snoring music 'cause I swear there's a fucking melody going with their snoring.
The last is also snoring. However he's only 135 lbs. But he's maybe six-feet tall and your average field mouse has more muscle mass than he does. I'm told he has a massive penis, but then I think a roll of smarties candies probably look massive if they're placed between two twigs. He too never exercises and eats garbage. His is the loudest snoring I've ever heard in my life.
Additionally, one or more persons are emitting some kind of horrible gas or combination of gases that, possibly when combined smells like black coffee, egg mcmuffins and sulfur.
I hate so sound cold, but I need confirmation that snoring is a sign of bad health so I can at least take solace that the participants of this chorus from Hell are in all likelihood dying.
I am at an Anime Convention, Otakon in Baltimore, MD.
Somehow, I was roped into sharing a room with six other guys.
Of the six one of them exercises regularly and eats relatively healthy. Weighs maybe 225 but that's down 10 lbs from a month ago. He appears to be sleeping and he's not snoring, although he might just be doing a fantastic job of pretending to sleep.
Four of the other five weigh a minimum of 270 each. One of them tips the scales at 350, easily. None of them exercise, and they all eat garbage on a daily basis. They appear to subconsciously be engaging in a snoring contest, or maybe they're subconsciously trying to create horrible snoring music 'cause I swear there's a fucking melody going with their snoring.
The last is also snoring. However he's only 135 lbs. But he's maybe six-feet tall and your average field mouse has more muscle mass than he does. I'm told he has a massive penis, but then I think a roll of smarties candies probably look massive if they're placed between two twigs. He too never exercises and eats garbage. His is the loudest snoring I've ever heard in my life.
Additionally, one or more persons are emitting some kind of horrible gas or combination of gases that, possibly when combined smells like black coffee, egg mcmuffins and sulfur.
I hate so sound cold, but I need confirmation that snoring is a sign of bad health so I can at least take solace that the participants of this chorus from Hell are in all likelihood dying.