Post The Weakest Songs EVER!

[Thommy Melanson]

Ladies, gentlemen and anyone in between - please post herein your choices (and links if possible) for the absolute weakest songs ever recorded.

A chance hearing on Sirius 1st Wave led me to mine.

It was a song I actually remembered liking when I was in junior high, but oh how cruel time has been to this awful aural offal...

...with complete apologies, may I present...

Gene Loves Jezebel - Motion Of Love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o0syTUu3_S0

:Oops:

[Gregory]

Summer Girls - Dino

[costello]

Vanessa Carlton's cover of Paint it Black.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hjyoWynvoIQ

The Corrs What Can I Do?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6wTHjYcsdQ0

[costello]

Ladies, gentlemen and anyone in between - please post herein your choices (and links if possible) for the absolute weakest songs ever recorded.

A chance hearing on Sirius 1st Wave led me to mine.

It was a song I actually remembered liking when I was in junior high, but oh how cruel time has been to this awful aural offal...

...with complete apologies, may I present...

Gene Loves Jezebel - Motion Of Love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o0syTUu3_S0

:Oops:

Holy shit... this is really, really bad.

[YouStayClassy]

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=3337952&postcount=3


And besides, any list of "Worst Cover Songs" that doesn't include Jessica Simpson's trifecta of song-assassination (Nancy Sinatra's These Boots Are Made For Walking, Berlin's Take My breath Away, Robbie Williams' Angels) is absolute BULLSHIT...

[Thommy Melanson]

Holy shit... this is really, really bad.

Is it the generic, lackluster '80s backing track, the amateurish karaoke caterwauling, the frontman that'd be more comfortable as a rearman or a combination of all three that doesn't appeal to you? :lol:

[Tom Burgos]

Anything by Pia Zadora and Jermaine Jackson?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OTP__WqtGTU

[costello]

Is it the generic, lackluster '80s backing track, the amateurish karaoke caterwauling, the frontman that'd be more comfortable as a rearman or a combination of all three that doesn't appeal to you? :lol:

It's the Traveling Wilburys of suck... it's like a bad parody of Duran Duran, Rod Stewart, Poison, Led Zeppelin, and the Cure all rolled into one steaming pile of horse shit.

[Thommy Melanson]

It's the Traveling Wilburys of suck... it's like a bad parody of Duran Duran, Rod Stewart, Poison, Led Zeppelin, and the Cure all rolled into one steaming pile of horse shit.

You're being far too kind!

...


...Zeppelin? :mistrust:

...

...The Cure? :mistrust:

[costello]

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=3337952&postcount=3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcokdvY0bFw

I didn't believe you until I saw this. Wow.

[Ziolko]

I never could stand this song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jCEVLaqoC7E&mode=related&search=

I'm sure someone will disagree.

[Thommy Melanson]

I never could stand this song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jCEVLaqoC7E&mode=related&search=

I'm sure someone will disagree.

:wave:

That's a great song!

[costello]

You're being far too kind!

...


...Zeppelin? :mistrust:

...

...The Cure? :mistrust:

Zeppelin = The little girl squeals.
Cure = The look of the guitar player.

It's like the group met in a garage and picked the artists that were selling and tried to emulate their look... they just forgot the talent.

[Whip]

Donnie Osmond -- Soldier of Love.

So bad, so weak, there's no video of it on Youtube.

[adventure metal]

Worst Song, Video, and Singer ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ94vnmvPrw

[costello]

I never could stand this song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jCEVLaqoC7E&mode=related&search=

I'm sure someone will disagree.

I clicked out of the screen the moment I read the title. Painful.


I take your song and raise you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_mzadEFuP4

[TheGibson]

Lenny Kravitz - Lady

Laziest song ever written. Lazy video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG3AnVCY5XI



I'm crazy for this little lady
I'm freaking for my little baby
'Cause she makes me feel good
She's so fine

Don't need all my other ladies
I'm beggin' for this little lady
'Cause I tell you she's cool
She's divine

I know she's a super lady
I'm weak and I've gone hazy yeah

I'm crazy for that lady
She's chic but she's not shady yeah
Sophisticated lady
And she makes me feel good
She's so fine

Repeat ad nauseum

[McAfee]

Just listening to the few songs posted here is enough to make me want to pull my goddamn ears off! :x

[costello]

I trump you with the WORST SONG OF ALL TIME, or at least Christmas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRWXYELc6cE

[Thommy Melanson]

Lenny Kravitz - Lady

Laziest song ever written.

Wasn't this tune a Gap ad before it was released on an album?

That's extra weak with cheese.

[costello]

Here's some more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3anR3Rq8ukg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N8bGHtUGJU&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCNtWX6ceh4 (Elvis Costello wrote her entire album in one weekend; let's rip off a little Clash, shall we?)

[TheGibson]

Worst Song, Video, and Singer ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ94vnmvPrw

Shit. I think you might have just won. :scared:

[TheGibson]

I trump you with the WORST SONG OF ALL TIME, or at least Christmas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRWXYELc6cE

Ha! I love this song!! There was a great Counter-Strike map where you'd go in shooting and this would be playing in the living room where the terrorists plant the bomb. Happy times.

[Mylazycat]

Worst Song, Video, and Singer ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ94vnmvPrw

Please tell me this is some kind of parody. Please. I beg you.

[adam_warlock_2099]

This woman should be utterly destroyed for singing one of the greatest songs ever written in man's history. Damn you Warner Brothers for selling this song out to this woman!

http://savannahspade.imeem.com/music/wr8bqzU4/leanne_rimes_purple_rain/

[costello]

Please tell me this is some kind of parody. Please. I beg you.

Wow... and it came out in 1993. I love her country hit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRpcwACAFsw&mode=related&search=


And this is just funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqsRFKe3YMA&mode=related&search=

I bow to adventure metal for introducing me to this crap.

[Tom Burgos]

WTF!!!! at Jan Terri!!!!

[adventure metal]

Did you guys find the get down goblin one? that one rules.

[Tom Burgos]

Wow... and it came out in 1993. I love her country hit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRpcwACAFsw&mode=related&search=




I love that the video is utterly literal, everything she says in the lyrics they do in the video...awesome!!! LMAO!!!

[Nick_Ardill]

Can anyone hear him calling out from Scatman's World?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OUWBAy3bATI

[LowKey]

Worst Song, Video, and Singer ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ94vnmvPrw


I couldn't believe that this claim had gone undisputed for a whole page-and-a-half...

until I watched the video.


Good job. Of course, now I have the song stuck in my head. It's still making me laugh...for the time being.

[Mike_Johnson]

I'm gonna go with anything by Fergie.

Really fucking hate her.

[NickT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnzgNAzquCw - Feel it, feel it!


Awful, but cracks me up every time :D

[Masculine Todd]

Summer Girls -- LFO
http://youtube.com/watch?v=r1dfEf1qOt4

Nothing like a boy band trying to be "edge" with white guy rap.

"New Kids On The Block Had a bunch of hits/Chinese Food makes me sick/And I think it's fly when girls stop by in the summer"

[Tom Burgos]

Get down!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqsRFKe3YMA&mode=related&search=

[Bedlam66]

Lips of an Angel By Dickbag (Don't know the name of the Artist but based on the Song he's a Douche Bag.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtnf9EqijT0

[YouStayClassy]

Worst Song, Video, and Singer ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ94vnmvPrw

OMG!

That..... that just gave me cancer!

I've never seen a thread won in this convincing a manner.

[YouStayClassy]

And I couldn't find a Donnie Osmond video for Soldier Of Love either, BUT I did find THIS masterpiece:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsjWp6dWlA8

[kari]

Ladies, gentlemen and anyone in between - please post herein your choices (and links if possible) for the absolute weakest songs ever recorded.

A chance hearing on Sirius 1st Wave led me to mine.

It was a song I actually remembered liking when I was in junior high, but oh how cruel time has been to this awful aural offal...

...with complete apologies, may I present...

Gene Loves Jezebel - Motion Of Love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o0syTUu3_S0

:Oops:

:rofl: Holy shit you just shattered my whole world!! I used to like that song too.:Oops:

Did you see the lead singer? I think he's the lead singer of Buckcherry. :lol:

[kari]

I fucking hate Peter Gabriel...I just can't decide which song I hate more.
Sledgehammer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VArQABogDL4

or

Big Time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0FBi5Rv1ho