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TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-05-2007, 04:19 PM
She, (my friend), is agonizing over whether to go to the gym or sit on her ass, (my friend's ass), and watch reruns of The Office.

Albert
07-05-2007, 04:20 PM
Do they have TVs at your gym?

AAlgar
07-05-2007, 04:21 PM
You asked me this already and I gave you my answer! What, my opinion's not good enough? :x

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-05-2007, 04:22 PM
Do they have TVs at your gym?

Only in front of the lame bikes that don't actually go anywhere. WTF?

Albert
07-05-2007, 04:22 PM
Only in front of the lame bikes that don't actually go anywhere. WTF?

OMG magic bikes

Thommy Melanson
07-05-2007, 04:23 PM
She's going to sit on another friend's ass?

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-05-2007, 04:24 PM
OMG magic bikes


SHIT... I meant "her" gym.

SHIT... that should be her.

Wastrel
07-05-2007, 04:25 PM
the gym. not cause she needs to, just to show off.

ZombieSpeedball
07-05-2007, 04:25 PM
I noticed you put friend in quotes. Do you hate this person? Is it you? :eek:

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-05-2007, 04:26 PM
the gym. not cause she needs to, just to show off.

:brkheart:

Wastrel
07-05-2007, 04:29 PM
:brkheart:

hey, its not my fault she make the rest of the girls self conscious. at least she isnt showing off her intellect and making them really insecure.

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-05-2007, 04:30 PM
I noticed you put friend in quotes. Do you hate this person? Is it you? :eek:
A friend of a friend. I don't really know her.

Mr. E!
07-05-2007, 04:32 PM
If she doesn't go to the gym, she'll have even more ass to sit on. It is a vicious cycle.

Masculine Todd
07-05-2007, 04:33 PM
I hate your friend. She sounds smelly (yes, smells are audible).

Pat Loika
07-05-2007, 04:34 PM
she can sit on her ass at the gym...

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-05-2007, 04:35 PM
I hate your friend. She sounds smelly (yes, smells are audible).

She hasn't even gone to the gym!

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-05-2007, 04:46 PM
You asked me this already and I gave you my answer! What, my opinion's not good enough? :x

You didn't tell me what I wanted to hear!

jason hissong
07-05-2007, 04:48 PM
Clearly their is still enough day left for both.

Generic Poster
07-05-2007, 04:50 PM
The TVs on the weird go-nowhere bikes at my gym have DVD players. If she drove to San Antonio, she could do both.

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-05-2007, 04:50 PM
Okay, look guys, I have to come clean about something. I am actually my friend. I was being very sneaky, and I'm sorry for deceiving you for so long.

Pat Loika
07-05-2007, 04:51 PM
:lol:

Generic Poster
07-05-2007, 04:51 PM
Okay, look guys, I have to come clean about something. I am actually my friend. I was being very sneaky, and I'm sorry for deceiving you for so long.

Well, if you don't like you, no one else will either. Kudos to you on your high self-esteem.

KingMob
07-05-2007, 04:53 PM
tivo

ZombieSpeedball
07-05-2007, 04:54 PM
A friend of a friend. I don't really know her.

Then why are you talking to this person? Why do you care so much about their everyday choices? Is it you?

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-05-2007, 04:56 PM
Then why are you talking to this person? Why do you care so much about their everyday choices? Is it you?

You and Pat should work as a detective team. Can't pull the wool over your eyes.

ZombieSpeedball
07-05-2007, 04:57 PM
You and Pat should work as a detective team. Can't pull the wool over your eyes.

Who is this "Pat"? Is it you?








:D

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-05-2007, 04:57 PM
Well, if you don't like you, no one else will either. Kudos to you on your high self-esteem.

You're taking this better than I thought you would.

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-05-2007, 04:59 PM
Who is this "Pat"? Is it you?








:D

It's not every day that I'm confused for a Philipino man of legendary awesomeness.

Generic Poster
07-05-2007, 04:59 PM
You're taking this better than I thought you would.

Oh, don't get me wrong. Your deception stings. Stings real bad.

Still, if you want to drive 90 minutes to DVD player having gym, I'll guest-pass you in.

niceguyeddie
07-05-2007, 04:59 PM
I think this "friend" should go to the gym.

Generic Poster
07-05-2007, 05:00 PM
You and Pat should work as a detective team. Can't pull the wool over your eyes.

Which will be the out-of-control maverick who gets results, and which will be the tough cop who's "getting too old for this shit?"

Lyfeforce
07-05-2007, 05:00 PM
Video ipod. problem solved.

ZombieSpeedball
07-05-2007, 05:02 PM
Which will be the out-of-control maverick who gets results, and which will be the tough cop who's "getting too old for this shit?"

Dibs on the first one!

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-05-2007, 06:14 PM
Oh, don't get me wrong. Your deception stings. Stings real bad.

Still, if you want to drive 90 minutes to DVD player having gym, I'll guest-pass you in.

You're very magnanimous. Thanks, but driving 90 minutes to ride a fake bike seems silly even to me.

AAlgar
07-05-2007, 07:03 PM
If she doesn't go to the gym, she'll have even more ass to sit on. It is a vicious cycle.

Confession: I fed her all manner of fried foods for 5 years to get it bigger. :Oops:

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-05-2007, 08:55 PM
Damn. I should have made this a public poll to see who's trying to sabotage my health. *readies pen to add to enemies list*

Bill?
07-05-2007, 09:08 PM
fat is the new skinny. i saw it on tyra.

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
07-06-2007, 04:03 AM
fat is the new skinny. i saw it on tyra.

*adds ?, Bill*

Blandy vs Terrorism
07-06-2007, 04:52 AM
Confession: I fed her all manner of fried foods for 5 years to get it bigger. :Oops:

*makes note for the next time I cook for Kels*

Blandy vs Terrorism
07-06-2007, 04:53 AM
Damn. I should have made this a public poll to see who's trying to sabotage my health. *readies pen to add to enemies list*

I put watch The Office.

Jef UK
07-06-2007, 05:59 AM
Why not go to the gym?

You can always sit on your ass. If you have any desire to go to the gym, do so. There's always people to watch at the gym, too.

Brian Defferding
07-06-2007, 06:16 AM
The gym! Reasons:

-Get in shape (duh)
-Feeling of accomplishment and progress > procrastination, laziness and gluttony
-Is an aphrodisiac :happy:
-Watch hotties there get all sweaty

SteveZegers
07-06-2007, 06:25 AM
I say the gym. I like seeing the people that are in worse shape than me. Makes me feel good about myself, and feeds my already highly inflated superiority complex!