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morlock with a day pass
07-05-2007, 08:26 AM
Big Trouble In Little Vagina. what's yours?

JoeE
07-05-2007, 08:27 AM
Weapons of Ass Destruction

JABSEN
07-05-2007, 08:27 AM
Cum Fart Cocktails

Adam Beranek
07-05-2007, 08:29 AM
Pornocchio

Tagline-
It's not his nose that grows.

TIP
07-05-2007, 08:29 AM
http://www.rockin-r.net/~karl/shaft/shaft_among_front.jpg

Buk Was Right
07-05-2007, 08:29 AM
Arma-get-it-on.

and

Shaving Ryan's Privates.

Garth
07-05-2007, 08:30 AM
The Da Vinci Load

Jef UK
07-05-2007, 08:33 AM
Pirates of the Perenium 2: Cum on a Dead Man's Chest.

Marc Lombardi
07-05-2007, 08:33 AM
"Oh My God, I Married an Anal Queen"

Akira
07-05-2007, 08:38 AM
Weapons of Ass Destruction

Awesome name and series.

Some of my faves are:
ATM Machine
Racial Tension
Balls Deep
Iron Maidens
Jenna Loves Pain (not a fan of her, but the title is a nice spin on another series)
Rebelle Rousers
Dana DeArmond Does The Internet
Kill Girl Kill
Art School Sluts

artimoff
07-05-2007, 08:40 AM
Sale of two titties.

JABSEN
07-05-2007, 08:41 AM
Racial Tension
HAHA.. That one is awesome.

Akira
07-05-2007, 08:41 AM
Black Girls Get Nasty Too is another great title

JoeE
07-05-2007, 08:42 AM
Sperms of Endearment

Patrick J
07-05-2007, 09:03 AM
1,001 Ways to Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits and Gravy Edition

Bill?
07-05-2007, 09:05 AM
Doctor Screw is still my favorite title.

Mr. E!
07-05-2007, 09:23 AM
Backside to the Future
Monty's Python and the Holey Girl

Akira
07-05-2007, 09:29 AM
Blow Me Sandwich

Make My Ass Cum

lonesomefool
07-05-2007, 09:30 AM
Grand Theft Anal

Patton
07-05-2007, 09:53 AM
Lawrence of a Labia

And for a non pun one...

Anal Ninjas

Evan the Shaggy
07-05-2007, 09:57 AM
Shaving Ryan's Privates

charlie
07-05-2007, 10:06 AM
Everybody Does Raymond

AAlgar
07-05-2007, 10:34 AM
Saturday Night Beaver

and the all-time classic, Edward Penishands

SethInAz
07-05-2007, 10:45 AM
Poundhog Day

Akira
07-05-2007, 10:54 AM
Bring 'Em Young (say it fast)

Mylazycat
07-05-2007, 10:56 AM
Sale of two titties.


Is this a real porn title?

If so, brilliant.

AAlgar
07-05-2007, 10:57 AM
Is this a real porn title?

If so, brilliant.

If so, they stole the joke from Monty Python.

Brian Defferding
07-05-2007, 11:08 AM
1,001 Ways to Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits and Gravy Edition

:lol:

Blandy vs Terrorism
07-05-2007, 11:10 AM
Cum Fart Cocktails

:thumb:

I have a new favorite though:

Dick Sucking Anal Bitches of Fresh Meat

Falcifer
07-05-2007, 11:18 AM
The Legend in Bagger's Pants

JABSEN
07-05-2007, 11:36 AM
:thumb:

I have a new favorite though:

Dick Sucking Anal Bitches of Fresh MeatIoo wordy. Get to the point, Porn Title!

Roman Noodles
07-05-2007, 11:39 AM
Grandma's Hot Buttered Biscuits . . .

Fusion
07-05-2007, 11:39 AM
"On Golden blond"
"Miss ASSfire"
"The Joy Slut Club"
"Crocodile Blondie"
"Silence of the Loins"
"The Panty Claus"
"The Oz-porns"

(Yes I got most of these from a "Married with Children" Episode or two.)

YouStayClassy
07-05-2007, 12:33 PM
Driving Miss Daisy Into The Headboard

or

The Texas Asshole Massacre

changingshades
07-05-2007, 01:13 PM
Sale of two titties.

:slow clap: Dick-ins always makes me clap

changingshades
07-05-2007, 01:15 PM
Saturday Night Beaver

and the all-time classic, Edward Penishands

It really did come together in the 5th installment

Alex(sadly)Maleev
07-05-2007, 01:16 PM
Gooey buns.

JoeE
07-05-2007, 01:16 PM
Indiana Bone and the Temple of Poon
The Legend of Tea Bagger Vance

Blandy vs Terrorism
07-05-2007, 08:07 PM
Fuck My Gut Butt

Blandy vs Terrorism
07-05-2007, 08:08 PM
H and R Cock

Georgie
07-05-2007, 08:40 PM
Splatman!

YouStayClassy
07-05-2007, 10:19 PM
Here's a couple more:

#
20,000 Legs Under the Sea
2002: A Sex Odyssey
28 Gays Later
28 Lays
40 Gays and 40 Dykes
8 Mile Cock
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A
A Beautiful Grind
A Clockwork Orgy
A Few Hard Men
A Fistful of Penis
A Lad In
A League of their Moan
A Midsummer Night's Cream
A Penile Action
A Penis Runs Through It
A Rear and Present Danger
A Tale of Two Titties
Alice in Penisland
All Hands on Dick
Ally McFeel
Almost Anus
American Booty
American History XXX
An Officer and a Genitalman
Angela's Asses
Anus the Menace
Apollo 69
Armaget-it-on
Ass Ventura: Smut Detective
Assablanca
Austin Prowler
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B
Backseat Confidential
Ball the President's Men
Bang Her Sisters
Barbara's Bush
Bat Dude and Throbin
Battlestar Orgasmica
Be Inside Her
Beauty and the Bitch
Beaver and Buttface
Beaver Juice
Beetle's Juice
Ben-Hur Over
Benny in June
Between the Cheeks
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!
Beverly Hills Cock
Bi-Curious George
Bi-Dazzled
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Bitches of Eat-Wick
Black Cock Down
Boldfinger
Bone Alone
Bonfire of the Panties
Booty and the Beast
Bridget Jones' Hairy
Bruce Allmeaty
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Butch Lesbian and the Lapdance Kid
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C
Charlie's Anals
City Of Anals
Cliff Banger
Close Encounters of the Sperm Kind
Cockodile Dun-me
Colonel Angus
Confessions of a Candystriper
Coo-coo for Cocoa Cocks
Cool Bummings
Crimson Ride
Crocodile Blondee
Crouching Penis, Hidden Vagina
Cum and Cummer
Cum Lola Cum
Cum to Drink of It
Cumming to America
Cunt Hardly Wait
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D
Das Booty
Dawson's Crack
Deep End With Some Lotion
Deep Impact
Desperately Seeking Semen
Dial M for Missionary
Diddle-her on the Roof
Dickman and Throbbin' Hood
Dickman Forever
Dildo Baggins: Lord of the Wangs
Dog-style Afternoon
Doing John Malkovich
Done In 60 Seconds
DP2: The Mighty Phucks
Driving It Into Ms. Daisy
Driving Miss Daisy (Into The Headboard)
Dude, Where's My Dildo?
Dude, Where's My G-spot?
Dun-Hur
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E
E-3: The Extra Testicle
Edward Penishands
Ejacula
Emission Possible
Enema of the State
Erection
Erectnophobia
ET: The Extra Testicle
Everybody Does Raymond
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F
Fast Times At Deep Crack High
Fatal Erection
Feeling Forrester
Ferris Bueller Gets Off
Field of Reams
Fill Bill
Final Penetration
Flashpants: Cop a Feeling
Flesh Gordon
Florence Hump
For a Few Inches More
For Your Thighs Only
Foreskin Gump
Forrest Hump
Free Will Humping
Free Your Willy
Frisky Business
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G
Gang Bang Princess
Gangbangs of New York
Genital Hospital
Ghosthustlers
Ghostlusters
Glad-he-ate-her
Gonad the Barbarian
Good Will Humping
Great Sexpectations
Guess Who Came At Dinner
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H
Hairy Movie
Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Harry Potter in Hermione's Chamber of Secrets
Hairy Potter Made the Philosopher Moan
Halloween: ResERECTION
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Happy Getsmore
Harry's Hotter with the Philospher's Bone
Hi Infidelity
Homo Alone
Honey, I Blew Everybody!
Honey, I Fucked The Kids!
Horny Python and the Bony Tail
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
How to Screw a Guy in Ten Minutes
Howard Sperm's Private Parties
Howard the Fuck
Hung Wankenstein
Hump Up The Volume
Humping From the Back at Notre Dame
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I
I Cream on Jeannie
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
In Da Pants Day
In Diana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Box
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Inrearendence Day
Independence Gay
Indepoondence Day
Indiana Joan and the Temple of Poon
Inspect-Her-Gadget
Intercourse With a Vampire
Interview With a Vibrator
Invasion of the Booby Snatchers
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J
Jack/Off
Joannie Pneumatic
Juranal Park
Jurassic Pork
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K
King Dong
Kingdom Cum
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L
Laid in Manhattan
Lap Dances with Wolves
Lawrence of a Labia
Legally Blown
Legs Wide Open
License To Thrill
Little Oral Annie
Little Orphan Anal
Lord of the Cock Rings
Lord of the G-strings
Lord of the Rims
Lord of the Ringpiece
Lust of the Mohicans
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M
Mad Jack: Beyond Thunderbone
Malcolm XXX
Mating for Guffman
Meat Joe Black
Meat the Parents
Men In Back
Men In Fuck
Miami Spice
Mighty Joe Bung
Mighty Joe Hung
Mighty Joe Schlung
Miracle on 69th Street
Mission Erotica
Missionary Impossible
Moulin Splooge
My Big Fat Greek Cock
Murphy's Brown
Mutiny on the Booty
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N
Natural Born Thrillers
Night of the Giving Head
Nurse Wetty
NYPD Goo
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O
Oh Brother, Who Fuck Thou?
Oh Cum on Ye Faces
Oh She's Eleven
Oklahomo!
On Golden Blonde
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast
One Spewed Over the Cuckoo's Nest
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P
Phallus in Wonderland
Picnic at Hanging Cock
Piledriving Miss Daisy
Pimped By An Angel
Playmate of the Apes
Pleasure Planet
Pleasureville
Pocahotass
Poke-'em All: The Movie
Politically Erect
Poltergash
Porn on the Fourth of July
Pornochio
Position Impossible
Pulp Friction
Pump Friction
Pumping Irene
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Q
Queer and Present Danger
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R
Raiders Of The Lost Arse
Rambone
Rambutt
Rawshank Redemption
Rear and Pleasant Danger
Rebel Without a Condom
Regarding Hiney
Remember the Tightuns'
Reservoir Bitches
Riding Miss Daisy
Romancing the Bone
Romeo in Juliet
Rosemary's Booby
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S
Saturday Night Beaver
Saving Ryan's Privates
Schindler's Fist
Schindler's Lust
School of Hard Cocks
Screw The Right Thing
Scrotal Recall
Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang
Servicing Sara
Sex Toy Story
Sex Trek: Penetrations
Sex with the City
Sexcalibur
Shake My Spear, I'm In Love
Shavers of the Lost Ass
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Sheepless in Montana
Sheets Of San Francisco
Sin-derella
Sleazy rider
Sleeping With Seattle
Snatch
Snatch Adams
Snatch Me If You Can
Snoopy Cum Home
Snow White and the Seven Inches
Sorest Rump
South Pork
Sperms of Endearment
Splatman
Splendor In The Ass
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Star Whores
Star Whores: Return Of The One-Eye
Star Whores: The Empire Likes Back
Swallow Hal
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T
Tailiens
Tales from the Clit
The Air Down There
The Bare Bitch Project
The Bare Wench Project
The Bitches of Madison County
The Bootyguard
The Cock
The Cum of all Queers
The Dirty Dozen Inches
The Dominatrix Unloaded
The Empire Strokes Black
The Flintbones
The Fuckulty
The Genital's Daughter
The Great Muppet Raper
The Horny-Mooners
The Humpback of Nasty Dames
The Hung and the Breastless
The Hunt for Head-all-over
The Hunt for Miss October
The Iron Giant Vibrator
The Joy Suck Club
The Load Warrior
The Loin King
The Long Ranger
The Lust Picture Show
The Maddam's Family
The Majesdick
The Nads-u-ate
The Naked Bun
The Next Penetration
The Object of My Erection
The Ozporns
The Pink Mile
The Poonies
The Porn Birds
The Pourne Identity
The Replacement Drillers
The Reproducers
The Rocky Porno Video Show
The Rodfather
The Screwman Show
The Sexorcist
The Sixth Inch
The Slutty Professor
The Sopornos
The Sperminator
The Talented Mr. Lickme
The Texas Dildo Masquerade
The Touchables
The White Stuff
The Whole Nine Inches
The Whore of the Worlds
The XXX Files
The Yeastmaster
The Young and the Breastless
There's Something In and Out of Mary
Thighs Wide Open
Thighs Wide Shut
Thighs Wide Slut
Three Men and Some Gravy
Three Men on a Lady
Throbbin Hood
Thrust Hour
Tight Club
Tits a Wonderful Life
Titty Slickers
Titty Titty Bang Bang
To Drill a Mockingbird
Too Clothed For Comfort
Touched By An Uncle
Touched From That Angle
Turner and Cooch
Twin Cheeks
Twister
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U
[none]
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V
Varsity Blows
Violence of the Hands
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W
Waiting To XXXhale
Wet Dreams May Come
Wetness for the Prosecution
What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?
When Harry Ate Sally
When Harry Wet Sally
White Men Can't Hump
Who Reamed Roger Rabbit?
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Whore Of The Rings
Whore Of The Worlds
Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory
Womb Raider
Women in Black
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X
XXX
XXX-Men
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Y
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
Yo Quiero Taco Smell
You've Got Tail

haloJONES
07-05-2007, 10:31 PM
I cant belive I did the whole team-annabel chong

http://www.escapefromparadise.com/Images/bcanabel.jpghttp://www.wreckered.co.uk/pics/faces/chong.jpghttp://www.cinemazone.dk/images/image484.JPG

Justin.Strange
07-05-2007, 11:31 PM
My favorite porn title? Porn Of The Living Dead.


Porn of the Dead is a full hardcore adult zombie movie featuring an all death metal soundtrack.

It was....interesting.


Awesome name and series.

Some of my faves are:
ATM Machine
Racial Tension
Balls Deep
Iron Maidens
Jenna Loves Pain (not a fan of her, but the title is a nice spin on another series)
Rebelle Rousers
Dana DeArmond Does The Internet
Kill Girl Kill
Art School Sluts

Heh. ATM Machine. Clever.

Those last few are great stuff. I really dug Kill Girl Kill, Art School Sluts, Rebelle Rousers, Dana DeArmond Does The Internet, and Jenna Love Pain. Have you seen Cum On My Tattoo or Neu Wave Hookers?

Gene Reginato
07-06-2007, 02:17 AM
Black Snake Boned

AAlgar
07-06-2007, 03:05 AM
Ooh, let's not forget Party Doll A-Go-Go, which frequently cuts away from the sex so you can see the actors reading beatnik poetry. :confused:

Lanowar
07-06-2007, 03:39 AM
Backdoor Sluts 9

Boris the Blade
07-06-2007, 04:00 AM
Backdoor Sluts 9
http://setiathome.ssl.berkeley.edu/~aparsons/whoami/horrified_sarah.jpg

Akira
07-06-2007, 04:25 AM
Have you seen Cum On My Tattoo or Neu Wave Hookers?
Not yet. I've been meaning to see Nu Wave Hookers (I love Eon McKai's stuff) and I never even heard of the other one, but if it's in the same vein I'll have to check it out.

Boris the Blade
07-06-2007, 04:32 AM
Hahah. I've heard of it. It's a burningangel.com DVD. It's not the best thing they'd done.

Fourthman
07-06-2007, 04:51 AM
All Hands on Dick

AAlgar
07-06-2007, 05:31 AM
Wait, wasn't Tracy Lords in New Wave Hookers?

Er... so I heard. :?

Zeppe
07-06-2007, 05:34 AM
Edward Penis Hands

Akira
07-06-2007, 05:58 AM
Wait, wasn't Tracy Lords in New Wave Hookers?

Er... so I heard. :?

Yeah, Nu Wave Hookers is a remake that Eon McKai made for VCA

AAlgar
07-06-2007, 05:59 AM
Yeah, Nu Wave Hookers is a remake that Eon McKai made for VCA

Why would you possibly remake a porn movie? The only thing it had going for it was that hot piece of...


...


...that ILLEGAL, UNDERAGE, DISGUSTING GIRL. Yuck. Gross.

:scared:

Akira
07-06-2007, 06:10 AM
Why would you possibly remake a porn movie? The only thing it had going for it was that hot piece of...


...


...that ILLEGAL, UNDERAGE, DISGUSTING GIRL. Yuck. Gross.

:scared:

Well the remake comes with the original on the second disc too ;) VCA probably just wanted to get newer fans interested in their back catalog.

ImYrWoodbury
07-06-2007, 07:01 AM
40 18-Year-Old Virgins

Thommy Melanson
07-06-2007, 07:08 AM
Fucked In The Pooper

One In The Pink, One In The Stink

Bitch, You Got Talent!

and of course, the immortal...Cumshitters!

Jet
07-06-2007, 07:08 AM
Total Reball

Dark Sasha
07-06-2007, 07:12 AM
Dr. screw.

Thommy Melanson
07-06-2007, 07:14 AM
How could I forget:

Grandma's A Whore

Load Sharing

and the most to-the-point series ever:

Fuck Me

Gecko
07-06-2007, 07:17 AM
Batdude & Throbbin.

Akira
07-06-2007, 10:06 AM
Cock Happy
My Ass Is Haunted (both starring Belladonna)

X arseface X
07-06-2007, 10:10 AM
"Rock N Roll, Cock in Hole"

Akira
07-06-2007, 10:45 AM
and the most to-the-point series ever:

Fuck Me
It's no "Shut Up And Blow Me" or "Strip Tease Then Fuck"

Blandy vs Terrorism
07-06-2007, 11:34 AM
Little Red Rides the Hood

Blandy vs Terrorism
07-06-2007, 11:36 AM
Slammin' the Tranny in the Fanny

haloJONES
07-08-2007, 03:47 PM
Fucked In The Pooper
One In The Pink, One In The Stink
Bitch, You Got Talent!
and of course, the immortal...Cumshitters!
you beat me to it

here's mine
spanish fly putas
jailbait
me luv you long time
nasty nympho nurses
bring em' young
bitches in heat
brunette-o-ramma
debbie does dallas (classic porn)
big black monster dicks little white chicks