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King Of Fakeposts
07-04-2007, 11:09 PM
They look down upon me for my lifestyle choice, making movies about "victims" and treating us rapists like we're monsters and have the minds of young children, what absurdity! I propose the Rapist Union of America fights back


(best parody thread ever)

WillieLee
07-04-2007, 11:11 PM
This is why they were banned. And this is coming from someone who made some awful parodies.

Afny
07-04-2007, 11:11 PM
I heard people were still getting banned for parody threads.

Blandy vs Terrorism
07-04-2007, 11:11 PM
I heard people were still getting banned for parody threads.

In this case, I would hope so.

John Drake
07-04-2007, 11:12 PM
This is why they were banned. And this is coming from someone who made some awful parodies.
Can't be worse than "Hollywood is being raped by my child"

Afny
07-04-2007, 11:12 PM
In this case, I would hope so.

I would agree.

Afny
07-04-2007, 11:13 PM
Can't be worse than "Hollywood is being raped by my child"

Yes, it can. It IS worse than that.

WillieLee
07-04-2007, 11:15 PM
Can't be worse than "Hollywood is being raped by my child"

My Childhood is Raping Hollywood was at least coherent. If Sander would have used 'Chided', then maybe he could have had something.

John Drake
07-04-2007, 11:16 PM
Yes, it can. It IS worse than that.

Ok..
worse than
"My HollyChild is being WoodDed by Raping" ?

Afny
07-04-2007, 11:18 PM
Ok..
worse than
"My HollyChild is being WoodDed by Raping" ?

But thats so absurd, its funny.

It can't, however, be worse than...

bsy Hololhinld Ddi bpeing WCoMed yy Raig.

AAlgar
07-04-2007, 11:22 PM
I considered "Hollywood took my childhood to dinner and a movie, walked it to the door and gave it a respectful kiss on the cheek with a promise to call tomorrow," but I thought better of it.

And that actually happened!

John Drake
07-04-2007, 11:24 PM
But thats so absurd, its funny.

It can't, however, be worse than...

bsy Hololhinld Ddi bpeing WCoMed yy Raig.

Hollywood raped me.


Seriously.

WillieLee
07-04-2007, 11:27 PM
Hollywood made some comments towards a female co-worker that it thought innocuous but then learned in a workplace seminar that those comments could be construed as offensive and perhaps threatening which led to an awakening where Hollywood vowed to change its ways but didn't become so much of a dick that it would start to lecture its friends anytime one of them recited a bawdy limerick.

AAlgar
07-04-2007, 11:30 PM
Also, this is all much funnier if you think of Hollywood, the femmy black guy in the movie Mannequin.