Strangers are 'effing in my house - RIGHT NOW!

[BenC (formerly Ape-X)]

I'm sitting here, reading over the ol' jinxworld board and in the living room all I hear is a woman repeated scream this harsh, primal gutteral scream...over and over...sounds like some one is laying pipe...

...only no one is in there...

...and my copy of German Tractor Porn isn't in the dvd player...

...it's the goddamn Tennis match between two broads on NBC.

That shit is crazy.

Crazy HAWT! :Oops:

[Brad N.]

Heh. Funny, my first thought was that you were watching Venus and Sharapova on NBC.

[Brian Defferding]

It's impossible to not think of sex when those girls are playing.

[jamestolliver]

Yes, that would've had to of been Sharapova.