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adamgreenberger
07-03-2007, 08:08 AM
I hope she stays this persons property...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0629071facemugs9.jpg

DAVE
07-03-2007, 08:08 AM
My eyes are screaming.

Shane W
07-03-2007, 08:08 AM
That's jot. I bet she's full of self esteem.

Keith P.
07-03-2007, 08:09 AM
http://www.boingboing.net/200610051221.jpg

Buk Was Right
07-03-2007, 08:10 AM
I find both of those pics unpleasant to look at.

KingMob
07-03-2007, 08:11 AM
property of moppy mop?

mario
07-03-2007, 08:12 AM
Ah, yes: trailer trash in it's full glory where spending money on tattoos is more important than a good home or healthy food!

Keith P.
07-03-2007, 08:12 AM
http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/curtis.jpg

Buk Was Right
07-03-2007, 08:13 AM
http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/curtis.jpg

Is that the guy who escaped from jail and fled to an arby's?

Keith P.
07-03-2007, 08:13 AM
Is that the guy who escaped from jail and fled to an arby's?

Yes.

adamgreenberger
07-03-2007, 08:14 AM
Yes.

Hey he needed a Beef, Bacon, and chedder combo

Buk Was Right
07-03-2007, 08:14 AM
Yes.

He seems nice.

Dude just wanted a beef n cheddar with some seasoned fries and horsey sauce...

Is that so wrong?

Keith P.
07-03-2007, 08:16 AM
He seems nice.

Dude just wanted a beef n cheddar with some seasoned fries and horsey sauce...

Is that so wrong?

Yes. Gross!

edwardmblake
07-03-2007, 08:16 AM
http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/curtis.jpg

Jolene has weird tastes.

Marc Lombardi
07-03-2007, 08:17 AM
Jolene has weird tastes.

She loves him for his mind. You can see it plain as the words on his forehead.

Keith P.
07-03-2007, 08:17 AM
Jolene has weird tastes.

I read an interview with Jolene.

It's hilarious, she is pretty much the epitome of the expression "stupid bitch."

And she's a fatty.

Marc Lombardi
07-03-2007, 08:18 AM
http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/ice1.jpg

http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/ice2.jpg

mario
07-03-2007, 08:18 AM
http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/curtis.jpg

Ah! A racist, I see!
So, if he doesn't like blacks, why is he purposely making his face black? I smell a design flaw :twisted:

Masculine Todd
07-03-2007, 08:18 AM
http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/curtis.jpg

How does one become employed with such tattoos?

Moreover, what's that interview like?

And then arises the whole question of sexual attractiveness and how that must repulse potential mates.

Buk Was Right
07-03-2007, 08:19 AM
Mr. Cool Ice?

You know he gave himself that nickname...

adamgreenberger
07-03-2007, 08:19 AM
http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/ice1.jpg

http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/ice2.jpg

Ummmmmmm....

Keith P.
07-03-2007, 08:20 AM
How does one become employed with such tattoos?

Moreover, what's that interview like?

And then arises the whole question of sexual attractiveness and how that must repulse potential mates.

He didn't become employed, he's a murderer.

And his girlfriend is a fatty. That should answer your question about potential mates.

Jim T.
07-03-2007, 08:21 AM
How does one become employed with such tattoos?

Moreover, what's that interview like?

And then arises the whole question of sexual attractiveness and how that must repulse potential mates.

One does not become employed. One has given up all hopes of normal interaction with society. One is a tool.

Alabasterdeity
07-03-2007, 08:24 AM
http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/curtis.jpg

Dude's got Odin's Rune tattooed on his cheek. Legend says those who get that tattoo meet a violent death...legend doesn't say that those who get it tattooed on their FACE are idiots...it is kinda implied...

Patrick King
07-03-2007, 08:30 AM
It figures that the majority of these pictures are mug shots...

TIP
07-03-2007, 08:46 AM
I hope she stays this persons property...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0629071facemugs9.jpg

http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/P__david-ferrie.jpg

Shane W
07-03-2007, 08:46 AM
http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/P__david-ferrie.jpg

He looks like Alice The Goon come to life.

YouStayClassy
07-03-2007, 08:49 AM
It figures that the majority of these pictures are mug shots...
:rofl:

Funny cuz it's true.

Whip
07-03-2007, 08:55 AM
Ah! A racist, I see!
So, if he doesn't like blacks, why is he purposely making his face black? I smell a design flaw :twisted:

You also gotta love that not too far from the ninja-star swastikas (and the poorly disguised ones on his forehead) lies what appears to be a Christian cross on the side of his face. :lol:

Jef UK
07-03-2007, 09:02 AM
You also gotta love that not too far from the ninja-star swastikas (and the poorly disguised ones on his forehead) lies what appears to be a Christian cross on the side of his face. :lol:

Because Christianity has always been immune to racism?

Or because Christianity has promoted racism?

Marc Lombardi
07-03-2007, 09:04 AM
You also gotta love that not too far from the ninja-star swastikas (and the poorly disguised ones on his forehead) lies what appears to be a Christian cross on the side of his face. :lol:

He didn't get the flames tattooed yet?

Falcifer
07-03-2007, 09:06 AM
Because Christianity has always been immune to racism?

Or because Christianity has promoted racism?

its a crucified skinhead tattoo...

http://www.oi-punk.de/shop/catalog/images/Crucified-Pin.gif

symbolizes the plight of the "working class" or "the struggle"

Doug
07-03-2007, 09:10 AM
http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/P__david-ferrie.jpg

Is that Moppy Mopp? He looks like a Moppy Mopp.

Falcifer
07-03-2007, 09:12 AM
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-07/bad-star-wars-tattoo.jpg
One of my favorite bad tattoos!

mario
07-03-2007, 09:14 AM
You also gotta love that not too far from the ninja-star swastikas (and the poorly disguised ones on his forehead) lies what appears to be a Christian cross on the side of his face. :lol:

I bet he hates jews too!

Whip
07-03-2007, 09:16 AM
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-07/bad-star-wars-tattoo.jpg
One of my favorite bad tattoos!

...There are no words...

Matt Jay
07-03-2007, 09:17 AM
Mr. Cool Ice?

You know he gave himself that nickname...

Very lame nickname. Isn't Cool Ice the brand name of ice you can buy in bags? At any rate, "Cool Ice" is redundant. Now "Hot Ice"? There's a thinker.

Falcifer
07-03-2007, 09:18 AM
...There are no words...

There will be when Hulkamania runs wild!

http://www.loolh.net/pics/news/bad_tattoo_01.jpg

Whip
07-03-2007, 09:27 AM
There will be when Hulkamania runs wild!

http://www.loolh.net/pics/news/bad_tattoo_01.jpg

That tattoo wouldn't have been so bad if, you know, the friggin' drawing wasn't so terrible!

"Whatchoo gonna do?!"

Uh, I'm not gonna do anything...

Bedlam66
07-03-2007, 09:31 AM
http://www.boingboing.net/200610051221.jpg
That is . . . . . . AWESOME!!!!!

YouStayClassy
07-03-2007, 09:31 AM
There will be when Hulkamania runs wild!

http://www.loolh.net/pics/news/bad_tattoo_01.jpg

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

I don't even have the words.....

ClintP
07-03-2007, 09:37 AM
There will be when Hulkamania runs wild!

http://www.loolh.net/pics/news/bad_tattoo_01.jpg

I like how he has to hold in his skin so it looks like it was supposed to before he gained the 100 lbs.

Falcifer
07-03-2007, 09:39 AM
http://i.somethingawful.com/fashion/tattooswat/17.jpg

3 cars one for each roll of NASCAR back fat.

Whip
07-03-2007, 09:58 AM
http://i.somethingawful.com/fashion/tattooswat/17.jpg

3 cars one for each roll of NASCAR back fat.


EW! EW! :sick: WTF!

YouStayClassy
07-03-2007, 10:09 AM
http://i.somethingawful.com/fashion/tattooswat/17.jpg

3 cars one for each roll of NASCAR back fat.

Oh.

Dear.

GOD.

Whip
07-03-2007, 10:51 AM
The clips that hold that halter top together are straining. STRAINING.

silverboy
07-03-2007, 10:59 AM
That guy has a Hatebreed stach.

King of Mars
07-03-2007, 11:09 AM
I hope she stays this persons property...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0629071facemugs9.jpgSomeone needs to reign in Grunwald at these damn comic conventions.

I kid, I kid. :)

BC at large!
07-03-2007, 11:29 AM
http://i.somethingawful.com/fashion/tattooswat/17.jpg



That's it. I'm gettin' a sandwich tattooed on my elbow too!

TIP
07-03-2007, 11:34 AM
http://i.somethingawful.com/fashion/tattooswat/17.jpg

3 cars one for each roll of NASCAR back fat.


That's it. I'm gettin' a sandwich tattooed on my elbow too!

BWAH-HA-HA-:lol: !!!

T

McAfee
07-03-2007, 11:36 AM
http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/ice1.jpg

http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/ice2.jpg


MR. COOL ICE is Latin for "Mr. Douch Bag"

David Price
07-03-2007, 12:06 PM
That guy has a Hatebreed stach.
Is that what it's supposed to say? I thought it was purebreed. Although looking at it fast (because I don't want to linger) made me think it said horsebreed.

arthurloewenkamp
07-03-2007, 12:11 PM
http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/curtis.jpg

When I heard the story and saw him I though of Zsazz or however you spell his name. I'm a nerd.

Marc Lombardi
07-03-2007, 12:51 PM
Just for fun, try to count the number of swasikas on his face

Ben
07-03-2007, 12:57 PM
http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/ice1.jpg

http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/ice2.jpgHere's a video about the guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBCD34F0PYc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2E606studios%2Ecom%2Fbendisb oard%2Fnewreply%2Ephp%3Fdo%3Dpostreply%26t%3D11851 2 (http://www.youtube.com/v/ZBCD34F0PYc)

YouStayClassy
07-03-2007, 12:58 PM
Here's a video about the guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBCD34F0PYc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2E606studios%2Ecom%2Fbendisb oard%2Fnewreply%2Ephp%3Fdo%3Dpostreply%26t%3D11851 2 (http://www.youtube.com/v/ZBCD34F0PYc)

Oh, he choses to wear the bibs all the way up, eh?

Jason Rodriguez
07-03-2007, 01:05 PM
SA did a special feature once called Tattoo SWAT (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/tattoo-swat.php) that had some great tattoos. Worth checking out.

YouStayClassy
07-03-2007, 01:06 PM
SA did a special feature once called Tattoo SWAT (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/tattoo-swat.php) that had some great tattoos. Worth checking out.

:lol: @ the Wendy's tattoo.

WTF?!

Master Jack Rabbitt
07-03-2007, 01:08 PM
When I heard the story and saw him I though of Zsazz or however you spell his name. I'm a nerd.

:lol:

YouStayClassy
07-03-2007, 01:10 PM
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/tattoo-swat.php?page=14


Dr. Thorpe: Now this is a guy who is absolutely unable to see past adolescence. And in a way I respect him for it.

Zack: If you're going to write "FUCK THE WORLD" over the top of a transformer you want it to look as classy as possible. Do it in a nice script style. Which tattoo do you think he got first? The Predacon or FUCK THE WORLD?



:rofl:

Oh man, I'm crying right now I'm laughing so hard.

Master Jack Rabbitt
07-03-2007, 01:11 PM
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/tattoo-swat.php?page=14



:rofl:

Oh man, I'm crying right now I'm laughing so hard.

http://i.somethingawful.com/fashion/tattooswat/18.jpg

That is awesome

moonspider
07-03-2007, 01:21 PM
man, these people are retarded

Master Jack Rabbitt
07-03-2007, 01:22 PM
man, these people are retarded

Indeed. There's an amazing number of idiots in this world.

Wubbs
07-03-2007, 01:28 PM
Is that a boot on Arby guy's nose?

hellblazer72
07-03-2007, 08:15 PM
yup that's a boot...i don't know how he was caught he looks like he could blend in with a crowd easily...maybe he should have gotten some kind of brick design then he could have blended in with a wall...cops run right past him since all they see is a grafitti covered wall....poor dumbass...poor, poor dumbass

half guard
07-03-2007, 09:19 PM
every time i see tats like that i REALLY, REALLY hope that they are just bad photoshop jobs....but the sad fact is there really are people dumb enough to do that to themselves. i'm all for good ink, but how drunk / stupid do you have to be to get your entire head striped like this?

http://www.boingboing.net/200610051221.jpg

half guard
07-03-2007, 09:20 PM
http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/ice2.jpg

i love that the guy in the bottom pic is looking at him like "what a fucking tool".

half guard
07-03-2007, 09:21 PM
That's it. I'm gettin' a sandwich tattooed on my elbow too!

you win.

jason hissong
07-03-2007, 09:23 PM
every time i see tats like that i REALLY, REALLY hope that they are just bad photoshop jobs....but the sad fact is there really are people dumb enough to do that to themselves. i'm all for good ink, but how drunk / stupid do you have to be to get your entire head striped like this?

http://www.boingboing.net/200610051221.jpg

and you know that was a multi sitting. at some point you'd think that guy would have a friend or someone talk some sense into him.

YouStayClassy
07-03-2007, 09:25 PM
every time i see tats like that i REALLY, REALLY hope that they are just bad photoshop jobs....but the sad fact is there really are people dumb enough to do that to themselves. i'm all for good ink, but how drunk / stupid do you have to be to get your entire head striped like this?

http://www.boingboing.net/200610051221.jpg

Well, I'm sure that guy has a life that allows him to operate outside of the normal trappings of society. It's not like he has to wear a nametag job at the local KMart or something to make a living.....

half guard
07-03-2007, 09:34 PM
Well, I'm sure that guy has a life that allows him to operate outside of the normal trappings of society. It's not like he has to wear a nametag job at the local KMart or something to make a living.....

sure. but that still doesn't explain why anyone would think that doing that to your head is a good idea.

i know all the arguments:
-it's his body he can do what he wants with it
-art is subjective, just because i don't like it doesn't mean it isn't right / good

but i seriously don't see how anyone in any level of society can see covering your entire head like that as being a good thing. like i said, i'm not opposed to tats in general. i've got friends who have full sleeves that look great. my wife has one and will be getting another one soon when i go in to get my first.

but i STILL don't see how covering your entire head with a rainbow of designs is a good thing. imo it looks as bad as covering your body with "mr. cool ice".

jugglersdespair
07-03-2007, 09:40 PM
every time i see tats like that i REALLY, REALLY hope that they are just bad photoshop jobs....but the sad fact is there really are people dumb enough to do that to themselves.

I used to think along the same lines but if they're happy with it so be it. I mean, if you have such an array of obscene tattoos gouged into your face that even a half assed carnival, one that's not much more than a front for a traveling meth lab, won't even hire you, you've got other issues.

But after you get one disfiguring mark permanently etched into your head and you go back for more you're more than likely happy with your decision and could give a fuck what other people think. Sure you look like an idiot but if you're happy with it than I am too.

haloJONES
07-04-2007, 05:04 PM
He looks like Alice The Goon come to life.

http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/P__david-ferrie.jpg


:crazy: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :crazy:

http://www.klangundkleid.ch/img/toys/H814820_POPEYE.jpg

Mylazycat
07-04-2007, 06:09 PM
I was pretty depressed this evening, but then I clicked this thread and man, it made me laugh so hard.

Thanks, Bendis Board.

haloJONES
07-04-2007, 06:09 PM
none of these would have been my choices

http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/6229/funnypartcomtattoofn8.jpghttp://myspaceantics.com/images/funny/monkey-tattoo.jpg
http://www.toomuchsexy.org/photo/images/tattoo-summer.jpg
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/2639/tattoobackxw8.jpg
http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/doggie_diner_tattoo.jpg
http://uploads.filecabin.com/images/monkey_tattoo.jpghttp://www.needled.com/tattoo-tim-kern.jpg

changingshades
07-04-2007, 06:11 PM
I'm a firm believer in head tatoos are for idiots and psychos

Mylazycat
07-04-2007, 06:16 PM
http://www.bestoday.com.au/sick/images/cheeky_tattoo.jpg

Mylazycat
07-04-2007, 06:18 PM
I'm a firm believer in head tatoos are for idiots and psychos


http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/13305-2/miketyson.jpg

changingshades
07-04-2007, 06:26 PM
http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/13305-2/miketyson.jpg

case.

point.

together at last

haloJONES
07-04-2007, 06:53 PM
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2006/CowbellyTattoo.jpg

JimboX
07-04-2007, 07:56 PM
http://www.prickmag.net/enigmafeature8.jpg

Mylazycat
07-04-2007, 08:02 PM
http://www.prickmag.net/enigmafeature8.jpg


Thanks for keeping me awake awhile longer. Sweet Jesus.

mario
07-05-2007, 01:46 AM
hey that puzzle guy makes a good living travelling with Jim Rose!

mario
07-05-2007, 01:48 AM
I'm surprised no-one brought up the Cat-man yet
http://www.synesthete.com/blog/images/20040724_cat02.jpg

sumopanda
07-05-2007, 02:13 AM
oh dude, not the cat man!

Thomas Mauer
07-05-2007, 03:04 AM
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-07/bad-star-wars-tattoo.jpg
One of my favorite bad tattoos!

Boba is playing the guitar!

Thomas Mauer
07-05-2007, 03:28 AM
http://www.bestoday.com.au/sick/images/cheeky_tattoo.jpg

I hope that's body paint and not a tattoo!

Falcifer
07-05-2007, 03:36 AM
http://www.ultimatestupidity.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/xxxxxxxxxxl136167.jpg

JABSEN
07-05-2007, 04:01 AM
SA did a special feature once called Tattoo SWAT (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/tattoo-swat.php) that had some great tattoos. Worth checking out.Haha..Awesome.