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Ashwin Pande
07-03-2007, 07:12 AM
Alright so it isn't really an Apartment.

A guy from work hooked me up with a friend of his who's renting a room in this house that the landlady has converted into a dorm. The room is ok but the best part of the room is that it's really close to my office. And that's a HUGE plus point.

The problem is that this friend has had a chat with the landlady and he's said that she won't allow me to move in my refrigerator because it'll jack up the Electric bill and if I get a refrigerator then apparently everyone will want a refrigerator and her house isn't zoned for that kind of electric usage.

This guy has told her that I'd be more than willing to pay the electric bill for my room and maybe even a little more but she seems adamant. Now I haven't spoken to her yet and want to talk to her with all my bases covered.

Now what can I tell this lady to convince her to let me keep my fridge?

Ashwin Pande
07-03-2007, 07:13 AM
ah crap i fucked up the thread title

Ben
07-03-2007, 07:14 AM
You want some, like, secret password that automatically forces landladies to let you bring a refrigerator?

ClintP
07-03-2007, 07:18 AM
Make her happy some way....

Ashwin Pande
07-03-2007, 07:21 AM
You want some, like, secret password that automatically forces landladies to let you bring a refrigerator?

I'm looking for Lies I can tell her to convince her to let me keep the fridge.

Like I've contemplated telling her I have diabetes so I can fake keeping insulin in the fridge.

DAVE
07-03-2007, 07:23 AM
I'm not sure any of us are knowledgable about Indian Zoning laws to help you find a loophole here, buddy.

Jim T.
07-03-2007, 07:26 AM
I doubt the zoning laws speak to electricity use - they more likely speak to number of non-family occupants (so people don't open up boarding houses in a residential neighborhood. That said, short of offering to pay her more and to keep your mouth shut about the fridge, there's not much advice I can give you.

Ashwin Pande
07-03-2007, 07:26 AM
I'm not sure any of us are knowledgable about Indian Zoning laws to help you find a loophole here, buddy.

nah I don't need laws.. legally I can't do jack.. I need ways to fool her into thinking that I NEED this fridge.

Evan the Shaggy
07-03-2007, 07:36 AM
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5060/kingpinlinbo4.jpg

ClintP
07-03-2007, 07:40 AM
nah I don't need laws.. legally I can't do jack.. I need ways to fool her into thinking that I NEED this fridge.

Ask if you can keep a little one.

Bill?
07-03-2007, 07:44 AM
step 1- get renters insurance.
step 2- burn apartment to the ground.
step 3- profit.

you're welcome.
:cool:

chess
07-03-2007, 07:49 AM
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5060/kingpinlinbo4.jpg

I was thinking the same thing. (Damn that perv memory)....

"Dear Forum, I never thought this would happen to me. I moved into this house and the landlady was so-oo hot with a tight butt and really nice breasts. She could have been a model. I asked her if I could have a refrigerator in my room. She said I would have to work it out with her after everyone went to sleep. I asked her what she meant. She said I would find out later. ":Oops:

Akira
07-03-2007, 07:50 AM
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5060/kingpinlinbo4.jpg

bastard! beat me to it! :)

nihilance
07-03-2007, 07:50 AM
The insulin thing sounds good.

DaGetHighKnight
07-03-2007, 08:06 AM
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5060/kingpinlinbo4.jpg

Ha! what would be the proper Google term for this move? I was failing miserably at finding it.

i did find this though.
http://cache.wonkette.com/politics/_40863585_kiss_ap245.jpg

Ashwin Pande
07-03-2007, 08:08 AM
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5060/kingpinlinbo4.jpg

Yeaaaaah... I've seen this woman... and I REALLY don't want to do that... not unless there's a gun to my head.


step 1- get renters insurance.

wait.. stop right there.

What is this renters insurance you speak of? It is an alien thing in my homeland...

I don't wanna do the insulin thing just in case she asks me to show her some track marks. Unless I tell her I inject myself in my crotch... but what if she asks to see that? :scared: