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King of Mars
07-02-2007, 10:00 PM
Yeah, it's been awhile...but just like the prodigal son, the Top Ten has returned! Woo! Been seeing some really good stuff here lately and it inspired me to deliver y'all a heapin' helpin' of Top Ten goodness. So get ready, peoples, here it comes...hard and fast!

*pelvic thrust*

Ooh, yeah.

1. Skrull Haseloff - Yeah, he was an alien infiltrator but, in his brief time here, he delivered twenty one of the most humorous posts this board has seen in months.

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/search.php?searchid=1135969

Unfortunately, he was cut down prematurely by an angry Kree Warrior. If you want to pay your respects to his memory, check out his book The Kirby Martin Inquest (http://www.nitelitetheatre.com/), which will soon be available to purchase. Woot!

2. AAlgar - I gotta admit, before his hiatus from the board, I never paid a great deal of attention to ol' Ron Watt (goddammit, that name needs an 'S' on the end). He was always tucked safely away in his "Ask AAl" thread and he never seemed to venture out into the threads I was reading. However, since his recent return, I've been lucky enough to see him in action and I've found that he is one of the most consistently funny guys on this board...and he'll drop some wisdom on yo' dumb ass, too.

Unfortunately...I can't say much for his taste in wimmin. Good...Sweet...Christ.

http://homepage.mac.com/aalgar/pics/misc/scottish.jpg

3. Persevering Guy - His campaign to get Bendis to take notice of him has produced some hilarious, and artistically impressive, results.

Bendis has lost his way. (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=118152)

Me draw Spiderman. (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=113373)

And "I Ate Alysha McK" (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=117869) was a work of genius.

Also, he was willing to incur a ban in order to try to prematurely kill the "Kill This Thread" thread. I can appreciate that sort of commitment to wiseassery. :)

4. Doctor Octogoblin Kravenob - Hard to believe, but big time humor springs forth from this dour looking, mulleted fellow:

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/image.php?u=886&dateline=1182490546

Click to reveal Your pal, Kravenob's Star Wars Theory. (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=3266329&postcount=628)

5. Dr. Strangefate - Got no idea who the fuck he is, but he spawned what is, perhaps, the funniest thread I've ever seen here.

LOLBendis! (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=117330&highlight=bendis)

6. Neil Tathers/Phil Ex Machina - Both of these guys took Dr. Strangefate's ball, plowed through defenders, and carried that fucker straight into the end zone.

Neil's contribution to the "LOLBendis!" thread:

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p115/producejb/BrianMichaelBendis.jpg

Phil's contribution:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n171/phil-ex-machina/Bendis-School.jpg

7. Ray Goldfield - This one is long overdue. Yeah, he's a total right-wing nut at times, but Ray does a lot to keep conversation lively around these parts. He can intelligently discuss any social or political topic, and he's a fountain of knowledge when it comes to the DC Universe. This place would be a helluva lot less interesting if he wasn't here.

8. Jacob Goddard - Found his "Daredevil goes to a gay bar" thread (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=118215) pretty amusing. Funny that I read that issue back when it came out and never realized that was supposed to be a gay bar. Goddamn, what a dense motherfucker I was.

http://tcj.com/journalista/daregaybar.jpg

Plus, I feel a certain kinship with Goddard now that I've discovered we're both members of The Secret Order of the Double Chinned.:)

http://studentpages.scad.edu/~dblume20/philly-con/goddard.jpg

9. Pat Loika - 'Cause he's Pat Fuckin' Loika...and he's kind enough to offer people free stuff:

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=116150

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1239/565212594_7dbc050228.jpg

10. Adrian B. AWESOME - Simply because he brings some much needed, no bullshit attitude to the board.

Ben
07-02-2007, 10:04 PM
Huh?

Magnum V.I.
07-02-2007, 10:05 PM
I thought this was about Moore's Book :(

King of Mars
07-02-2007, 10:06 PM
I thought this was about Moore's Book :(No, this is much more important.

AAlgar
07-02-2007, 10:10 PM
It's a real honor. Stay in school, kids. And post from there if you can.

Caley Tibbittz
07-02-2007, 10:25 PM
Skrull Haseloff is a god to me.

bartleby
07-03-2007, 04:28 AM
I refuse to acknowledge any Top Ten that doesn't recognize me.

Dr. Blasphemy
07-03-2007, 04:31 AM
All the Gold I have brought to the board and I cant crack the Top 10?
I will go back to the gym, try harder and come out strong next time...

Ray G.
07-03-2007, 05:13 AM
:D

:heart:

:boogie:

Mr. E!
07-03-2007, 05:40 AM
It has been a while! good to see this make a comeback!

King of Mars
07-03-2007, 10:23 AM
*bumped for the afternoon crowd*

Roman Noodles
07-03-2007, 10:24 AM
I thought this was about Moore's Book :(

Me too.

TIP
07-03-2007, 10:25 AM
BWAH-HA-HA-:lol:!!!

Well done!

T

Roman Noodles
07-03-2007, 10:28 AM
What's sad is 4 out of those 10 are complete strangers to me.

Buk Was Right
07-03-2007, 10:33 AM
Snubbed again!

*shaking fist*

Jef UK
07-03-2007, 10:37 AM
I was really hoping this was an announcement about Alan Moore returning to Top 10.

King of Mars
07-03-2007, 10:54 AM
What's sad is 4 out of those 10 are complete strangers to me.That's the beauty of the Top Ten. ANYONE can make it.

King of Mars
07-03-2007, 10:55 AM
I was really hoping this was an announcement about Alan Moore returning to Top 10.No, nothing so trivial. :)

Brad N.
07-03-2007, 01:25 PM
I fully endorse the return of this feature on the board... mainly because I once made the list and it was the highlight of my life.

Angeles
07-03-2007, 03:05 PM
Top 10 Reasons Why I Didn't Make the Top 10

1. Howard Stern told his listeners to vote for Dr. Strangefate as a joke.

2. Too much bad publicity for my (alleged) steroid use.

3. If you type in Top 10 on Microsoft Word, make the font size 48, then change the font to Wingdings, you will see unequivocal proof that the Jews are responsible.

4. The fans just vote in the “name” players, plus there’s that whole damn “every team must be represented” rule.

5. My thread “I like to CENSORED with my Bendis Bobble-Head Doll” did not endear me to the current administration.

6. F U, Erroneous Monk!! How’s that for a reason?!! F U where you live!!

7. A third of my votes went to Reform Party candidate, Ray Goldfield, due to the confusing “butterfly ballot.”
8. My avatar is neither a Skrull, a crotch shot, or a Skrull crotch shot.

9. Yes, I realize this list will just look like a pathetic attempt to get on the next Top 10, but that is not my intention. …So did it work? Erroneous baby? Monky Wonky? PM me!

10. I can’t think of a tenth reason, so here’s some angry face icons instead: :mad: :bored: :angry: :nonono2: :| :monster:

King of Mars
07-03-2007, 05:03 PM
*one last bizzump for the night crew*

Foolish Mortal
07-03-2007, 05:06 PM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n171/phil-ex-machina/Bendis-School.jpg

:rofl:

Ray G.
07-03-2007, 05:06 PM
I missed Skrull Haseloff.

He was the real deal, right?

bartleby
07-03-2007, 05:09 PM
*one last bizzump for the night crew*

I think the night crew would like to see a top ten featuring bartleby—I don't think the day crew would have too much of a problem with it either really.

bradical
07-03-2007, 05:10 PM
I think the night crew would like to see a top ten featuring bartleby—I don't think the day crew would have too much of a problem with it either really.

who?

Your Pal, Carl
07-03-2007, 05:10 PM
Fantastic. It's good to see this again.

King of Mars
07-03-2007, 05:22 PM
I missed Skrull Haseloff.

He was the real deal, right?Indeed. He's now banned into his next lifetime for creating a fake account and trying to infiltrate the board. :)

bartleby
07-03-2007, 07:00 PM
Indeed. He's now banned into his next lifetime for creating a fake account and trying to infiltrate the board. :)

Not to mention blatantly ripping off Bendis's Skrull infiltration storyline—ya know, the one he's blatantly ripping off of INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS.