Whose House? TIP's house!

[R0cketFr0g]

TIPper than leather.

[AAlgar]

Sa-say what?

[Flonk]

I think we've done this one. :?

[St.-]

:lol:


first come first serve. :)

[AAlgar]

I think we've done this one. :?

Shut your beardface!

[Flonk]

AW, shit! I'm not worthy!

I did do my own comic in your absence, though - one I had long threatened in the old Ask AAl place up on the hill.

http://yourpaljim.blogspot.com/

America loves Li'l JABSEN

[AAlgar]

:lol:


first come first serve. :)

Oh, in response to before... I think Steve Martin's wacky days are behind him, sadly.

Though I do intend to read Shopgirl and The Pleasure of My Company. His writing still seems pretty strong.

[St.-]

Next time we should add a weird poll just to see how many votes we get.

[R0cketFr0g]

I think we've done this one. :?

Have we really?

Then shut the fuck up.

[AAlgar]

Okay, now I'm off to pick up Her Highness.

Thankfully, it's not a skeevy bus stop. The shuttle bus she takes actually lets her out at a nice hotel just outside the Space Needle. She's in a comfy part of town if she has to wait. But she will almost certainly not be there yet when I arrive.

In fact... maybe I'll bring the lappy for some wifi postin' (non-Tom) in case I have to wait.

[Flonk]

126 to go, bitch-kickers. That's a lotta bitch to kick.

BITCHES GET STICHES!

[St.-]

Oh, in response to before... I think Steve Martin's wacky days are behind him, sadly.

Though I do intend to read Shopgirl and The Pleasure of My Company. His writing still seems pretty strong.

I still feel he'd do great with arrested development writing/setting. I'm reading pure drivel right now and I'd say it;s better then alot of his movies in the past couple years (still liked bowfinger). yes the wacky steve is over but it seems his comedic ways could still be there in some respects. sadly it looks like the time he can regain that might be coming to a end. but I have faith you might even say a leap of. wah wah waaaaaaaaaah BEACHES!*


*note this is from a prior call with a friend which in fact we did do alittle stewie talking about novels bit there somewhere along with the movie beaches. guess which one of us has actually seen the movie.

[Flonk]

you know I don't venture outside the tip thread to often but at least more then half the time I do I see a crotch avatar. :)

I miss the crotches. :wistful:

[Flonk]

Next time we should add a weird poll just to see how many votes we get.

Oh my Zod, that's genius.

[Flonk]

Plooking is the right of all sentient beings.

You've got the touch!
You've got the plooker!

[St.-]

I miss the crotches. :wistful:

It was getting harder finding crotches for characters I liked.

[St.-]

oh geez I was supposed to get back on a regular sleeping schedule so I wouldn't miss the morning shift as badly as I have been doing. plus it's fun to write first thing in the morning much easier to get basic stuff done and leave the real fun for night.

[Flonk]

not closed results might vary.

AAlgar 1,291

McGeyser 1,009
TIP 731
Sy-Klone 687
JABSEN 598
Joshzilla 591
PeteL 479
Ryan_ZOOM_Turner 441
mattbrand 392
Doctor Octogoblin Kravenob 345
St.- 333
Cth 329
lyfeforce 284
Raphael J 263
WillieLee 259
Marc Lombardi 254
Flonk 195
Jef UK 141
sleep 131
Scotty 115
Evan The Shaggy 113
Carl Giannini 97
David the Mighty 92
diggy 80
chris page 73
KingMob 65
J. R. Scherer 64
Adam D. Witt 64
FuriousMittens 55
Pat Shatner P.I. 52
Bubbles The Ninja 51
RøcketFrøg 46
Jew Mafia 39
NickT 38
Hock 36
Pat Loika 30
Your dorky Snob 24
The Roman Candle 22
Rubicon 17
Patton 14
jenifu 11
GavBrown 9
ZombieSpeedball 9
E. Johnson 8
amy 6
ROBOT TRILL VS. AZTEC MUMMY 6
Erroneous Monk 3
justjeffery 3
The Human Target 2
brad 2
Brad Nelson 2
Gabe Eltaeb 1
buk was right 1
Thudpucker 1
Dr. Blasphemy 1
Simpson 1
Thommy Melanson 1
WinterRose 1
who cares? 1
VillageIdiot 1

Weak showing from me this round. I blame the commute.








Or the communists.

[J. R. Scherer]

Oh, in response to before... I think Steve Martin's wacky days are behind him, sadly.

Though I do intend to read Shopgirl and The Pleasure of My Company. His writing still seems pretty strong.

Bowfinger was great. That wasn't too long ago, was it?

[AAlgar]

Bowfinger was great. That wasn't too long ago, was it?

8 years now. We're old, dude.

(Posted from right below the Seattle Space Needle. :D)

[AAlgar]

Aw, come on... where'd everybody go? Drunken weirdos coming out of bars are harassing me. I need some imaginary company!

[AAlgar]

You all suck. Especially you, Blandy.

[AAlgar]

Connect Fuck All Y'All.

:x

:(

:cry:

[c. page]

where are the pig holes?

[AAlgar]

where are the pig holes?

We had a "screw protocol" meeting. Nobody was invited, per the only rule we had.

[c. page]

We had a "screw protocol" meeting. Nobody was invited, per the only rule we had.

were there donuts at said meeting?

[AAlgar]

were there donuts at said meeting?

Fwonk was supposed to bwing them, but he slept through June.

I'm letting him off with a warning, but donut wemembewers will donut be tolewated.

[c. page]

Fwonk was supposed to bwing them, but he slept through June.

I'm letting him off with a warning, but donut wemembewers will donut be tolewated.

planning on officiating a wedding later on?

"wove...twue wove..."

[AAlgar]

planning on officiating a wedding later on?

"wove...twue wove..."

It's Homestaw! Wunnew! Fwom school!

[Your Pal, Carl]

New one already? Where does time go?

[AAlgar]

New one already? Where does time go?

It keeps on slippin'... into the future.

[AAlgar]

Bus is finally here. I'm off! :boogie:

[Your Pal, Carl]

Blockbuster has a buy 2 get 2 free deal going right now. They need to not have those anymore so I don't spend money at their store. Today I bought 4 movies, and got 4 movies for free for only $54. That's only $6.75 a movie~! Here's what I got:
The Producers (the original)
Babel
Good, Night and Good Luck
Snakes on a Plane
Children of Men
The Last King of Scotland
Munich
Flags of Our Fathers

[Your Pal, Carl]

planning on officiating a wedding later on?

"wove...twue wove..."
Only if it's between Prince Humperdink and Buttercup.

"Mawwage... Mawwage is what bwings us togever, today..."

[WillieLee]

I could go for some pigholes

[JABSEN]

Where are the chocolate pig holes?

[JABSEN]

The RK Christening!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/heather-christensen-01.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/8314_m.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/8313_m.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/8289_m.jpg

[JABSEN]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/manwolf.jpg

[JABSEN]

Connect Johnny Storm

[R0cketFr0g]

planning on officiating a wedding later on?

"wove...twue wove..."

That's how my fweind stawted ouw cewemony. He wore vestments too.

[R0cketFr0g]

The RK Christening!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/8313_m.jpg

Absolutely true story. The FP owns a chain mail bikini.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

http://www.pvponline.com/images/3157.gif

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

The other side of the story...

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070629.jpg

[JABSEN]

Crap, all my sketches are in PDF. Does anyone know how to convert that to jpegs so I can upload them?
Here's one I did quite and dirty by screengrabbin from Adobe and then cropping.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/Heroes%20Con%202007/TonyMoore-DesolationJones.jpg

[JABSEN]

Blandy! I see you!

[JABSEN]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/Heroes%20Con%202007/DeanTrippe-Swift.jpg

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

The fuck you do!

[JABSEN]

Put on some pants! Kids are watching!

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

The blinds are closed! What, are they making kids with X-ray vision now?!

*hides from the cancer causing kids*

[Adam Witt]

Shut the fuck up, both of you! People are sleeping!

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

I just found the first issue of Criminal. I forgot I even bought it! Now I'm conflicted, because if I go ahead and read it and it's really good, I'm gonna want the rest.

[JABSEN]

I just found the first issue of Criminal. I forgot I even bought it! Now I'm conflicted, because if I go ahead and read it and it's really good, I'm gonna want the rest.You should want the rest cause it's awesome.


(I wasn't crazy about the first issue, though)

[PeteL]

Hi guys.

[PeteL]

New issues of both The Walking Dead and Invincible were very good.

Walking Dead should be getting crazier by next issue.

Invincible had some fantastic dialogue this issue - as usual.

[PeteL]

I just rode the exercise bike for 25 minutes or so. 9.5 miles. Woo!

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Some movie with Jason Bateman and Tom Jane on Comedy Central right now. I'm only watching because they were both in Arrested Development.

[PeteL]

Joel Siegel died. :(

[Artie Pink]

Frøg, Flonk, Stephen, AAl - great job kicking that bitch last night!

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Frøg, Flonk, Stephen, AAl - great job kicking that bitch last night!

:mad: I started it! Not my fault no one else wanted to play!

[PeteL]

The iPhone still looks cool - but I think my jealosy over not owning the newest piece of tech is waning as I am now able to play Street Fighter Alpha 3 until my heart's content on the newly awesomefied PSP.

[Artie Pink]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/Heroes%20Con%202007/DeanTrippe-Swift.jpg


Goddamn! Why doesn't someone at DC or Marvel offer this guy a job?!

[Artie Pink]

Joel Siegel died. :(


I really didn't have any respect for this guy. I thought he was kinda outdated, pandering, and celebrity-worshiping rather than a fan of stories and storytelling. Not much better than Gene Shalit, I guess is how I feel. The mustache didn't help.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

The iPhone still looks cool - but I think my jealosy over not owning the newest piece of tech is waning as I am now able to play Street Fighter Alpha 3 until my heart's content on the newly awesomefied PSP.

I think it's the fact that it's $600 for a phone, when I just bought one for $20.

[PeteL]

I really didn't have any respect for this guy. I thought he was kinda outdated, pandering, and celebrity-worshiping rather than a fan of stories and storytelling. Not much better than Gene Shalit, I guess is how I feel. The mustache didn't help.

I disliked his reviews also - but he died after 10 years of fighting cancer. So, that sucks and makes me sad.

[PeteL]

I think it's the fact that it's $600 for a phone, when I just bought one for $20.

Ha! Mine cost me $20 too! I have a shitty phone! $600 is out of control expensive for that type of item. If I had that expendable income, I'd have bought a 360.

[Artie Pink]

I just rode the exercise bike for 25 minutes or so. 9.5 miles. Woo!


That's pretty sweet! I've been hitting my new bicycle pretty hard in the last two weeks. I have a 13 mile route that I like (goes to a couple LCS-es), but it takes me almost twice the time.

I definitely feel a little stronger already, and I'd probably lose weight if I didn't also amp up the pizza consumption, too!

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Fuck, I need to buy toilet paper.

[Artie Pink]

I disliked his reviews also - but he died after 10 years of fighting cancer. So, that sucks and makes me sad.


That part I didn't know. NO ONE should have to suffer that way, not the pain OR the stress of wondering if it's gone or back. Sheesh. Poor dude.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Ha! Mine cost me $20 too! I have a shitty phone! $600 is out of control expensive for that type of item. If I had that expendable income, I'd have bought a 360.

I'd have bought a decent computer desk.

[PeteL]

That's pretty sweet! I've been hitting my new bicycle pretty hard in the last two weeks. I have a 13 mile route that I like (goes to a couple LCS-es), but it takes me almost twice the time.

I definitely feel a little stronger already, and I'd probably lose weight if I didn't also amp up the pizza consumption, too!

Yeah, I need to be more active. I've got a wicked gut - full of beer, pizza and laziness.

The rest of me is normal. I just look about 6 months pregnant when I let my gut go.

[PeteL]

Fuck, I need to buy toilet paper.

Are you totally out?

[Artie Pink]

I can't believe that Peter, Bjorn And John whistley song is still getting play. Actually, I think Milwaukee radio just caught on.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Exercise is also a reason I miss the PO job. With all the walking 5 to 6 hours a day, I could eat like a pig and still lose weight. And that was just in the winter. Imagine now....

[PeteL]

I can't believe that Peter, Bjorn And John whistley song is still getting play. Actually, I think Milwaukee radio just caught on.

Initially I thought that album was pretty awesome. Then, after a bit, it began to annoy the fuck out of me.

Now I think it is garbage.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Are you totally out?

Yeah. And I don't wanna not have some when Deff shows up in case he needs to take a shit. I'd be the worst host ever!

[PeteL]

Exercise is also a reason I miss the PO job. With all the walking 5 to 6 hours a day, I could eat like a pig and still lose weight. And that was just in the winter. Imagine now....

I try to walk everyday on my lunch break. I take a route behind the building in a neighborhood - I walk at a normal pace and it's about 15-20 minutes of walking. So, not great, but something.

[PeteL]

Yeah. And I don't wanna not have some when Deff shows up in case he needs to take a shit. I'd be the worst host ever!

Defferdude's coming over? Nice! What are you brohams up to?

[JABSEN]

Should I just post my sketches here or make their own thread?

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Defferdude's coming over? Nice! What are you brohams up to?

Drinkup and Gears! Also, I think he was visiting other friends too maybe last night.

[PeteL]

Should I just post my sketches here or make their own thread?

New thread.


Drinkup and Gears! Also, I think he was visiting other friends too maybe last night.

Nice!

[PeteL]

Man, I'm effin' HUNGRY.

[JABSEN]

New thread!Oh, so you just want me out of here:miffed:

[PeteL]

Oh, so you just want me out of here:miffed:

Go way!

[PeteL]

Man, that Raquel Strada is CUTE!

[PeteL]

The day:

-Eat something soon
-Read this week's Marvel books
-Play more Street Fighter
-See Live Free, Die Hard?
-Beer

[PeteL]

Jibba Jabba.

[PeteL]

Connect the pup tent forming in my shorts.

[Artie Pink]

Should I just post my sketches here or make their own thread?

Your sketches are usually rad as hell. I say new thread.


Man, I'm effin' HUNGRY.

I'm having pierogies, but not until lunch. I gotta get some chores done, and that'll be a reward.

[PeteL]

Woah. This first sip of mule juice out of the new cup I just poured had the distinct taste of a spent metal bowl that sparked some resin.

Flashback to a few years ago when this was a daily occurence.

[PeteL]

Gah!

http://www.sergent.com.au/chick3.jpg

[PeteL]

Hey Jim - you have those Eraser remixes that Thom Yorke was releasing on his site back last December?

[JABSEN]

Sketch thread (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=118247)up and running

[PeteL]

Sketch thread (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/Heroes%20Con%202007/BarryKitson-JennySparks.jpg) up and running

Nice!

[JABSEN]

Nice!Not here! There!:-x


:)

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Not here! There!:-x


:)

I posted there!

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Sketch thread (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/Heroes%20Con%202007/BarryKitson-JennySparks.jpg) up and running

Oh yeah, not sure if it's intentional, but the link goes to one of the sketches, not the thread.

[Jef UK]

Wow, new one already.

[JABSEN]

Oh yeah, not sure if it's intentional, but the link goes to one of the sketches, not the thread.Thanks. Fixed.

It didn't even take me to one of the sketches. Just a blank page.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Thanks. Fixed.

It didn't even take me to one of the sketches. Just a blank page.

I got Uncle Barry's sketch.

[JABSEN]

I got Uncle Barry's sketch.Skeet's comment makes more sense now:Oops:

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

I didn't know that we were that close to a new one yesterday.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Yeah, it went faster than usual, but we've had more people joining us since the cons, plus AAl being back.

[JABSEN]

I didn't know that we were that close to a new one yesterday.AAl's a posting machine.

[Lyfeforce]

Yeah, it went faster than usual, but we've had more people joining us since the cons, plus AAl being back.

plus people are beginning to look at the old threads for some reason.

[Raphael J]

Hey Jose, how much did it cost to get those sketches scanned?

[JABSEN]

Hey Jose, how much did it cost to get those sketches scanned?Too much. It ended up being 32 bucks. But that was with 10 bucks for the CD burning. I think they can email. My fault for not double-checking. I was misquoted initially.

[Raphael J]

Too much. It ended up being 32 bucks. But that was with 10 bucks for the CD burning. I think they can email. My fault for not double-checking. I was misquoted initially.

Damn!

Oh, and I don't want to get all melodramatic (or is it AAlodramatic?) or anything, but I think this is my last night (if I end up playing tonight) of playing Gears as consistently/regularly as I have. Maybe at all, but just for a while hopefully.

[WillieLee]

If I ruled the world I would ban Star Wars threads.

[WillieLee]

After all these years I still can't believe there are people who keep 'top' lists of their favourite things.

[JABSEN]

Damn!

Oh, and I don't want to get all melodramatic (or is it AAlodramatic?) or anything, but I think this is my last night (if I end up playing tonight) of playing Gears as consistently/regularly as I have. Maybe at all, but just for a while hopefully.Lack of time or something else?

[TIP]

From today's local paper...One of the Finest Pictures to Ever Grace the Pages of the Saint Paul Pioneer Press!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/tiptone/Scan42-1.jpg

[Artie Pink]

Why does Lincoln have a Jheri Curl?

[Artie Pink]

Damn!

Oh, and I don't want to get all melodramatic (or is it AAlodramatic?) or anything, but I think this is my last night (if I end up playing tonight) of playing Gears as consistently/regularly as I have. Maybe at all, but just for a while hopefully.


Why huh WHY?!!

[TIP]

Why does Lincoln have a Jheri Curl?

Little Chute, Wisconsin's education system fails again.

T

[Raphael J]

Why huh WHY?!!

It's really taken too many of nights up. I just noticed that I play a few times a week too many and I think I need to sort of take a step back so that I can work on other things like writing or, well, sleeping.

It's not you guys, or anything. You guys rock.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

It's really taken too many of nights up. I just noticed that I play a few times a week too many and I think I need to sort of take a step back so that I can work on other things like writing or, well, sleeping.

It's not you guys, or anything. You guys rock.

At least get on tonight. If you guys are on after we get back from the bar (which I doubt will be TOO late), we'll have a special guest appearance with Defferding.

[Artie Pink]

It's really taken too many of nights up. I just noticed that I play a few times a week too many and I think I need to sort of take a step back so that I can work on other things like writing or, well, sleeping.

It's not you guys, or anything. You guys rock.

Cool. I was afraid I said something dumb, I was sooooo sleepy last night. Exhausted week for me.

And yeah, Gears is a seductress. It's so fun, but in the morning I'm sleepy and rushed because I was up too late and have nothing to show for it. I used to read and listen to music and play with the pets and stuff.

The best thing about Gears for me is hearing you guys, 'cuz you're always in great moods. At work (Dan and Edwin aside), almost everyone is into drama and gossip and complaining. It's soooo good to hear you guys laughing after a couple days of bullshit.

[Artie Pink]

Oh, and I'm FINALLY downloading yer Mixtape, Moonie. 82% so far.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Cool. I was afraid I said something dumb, I was sooooo sleepy last night. Exhausted week for me.

And yeah, Gears is a seductress. It's so fun, but in the morning I'm sleepy and rushed because I was up too late and have nothing to show for it. I used to read and listen to music and play with the pets and stuff.

The best thing about Gears for me is hearing you guys, 'cuz you're always in great moods. At work (Dan and Edwin aside), almost everyone is into drama and gossip and complaining. It's soooo good to hear you guys laughing after a couple days of bullshit.

Damn, I must have missed you being on.

[Scotty]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/Scottywhite/specials/nakedlunch.jpg

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

I've got Marvin Gaye stuck in my head. I think someone's about to get a phone call, I just haven't decided who yet.

[Raphael J]

At least get on tonight. If you guys are on after we get back from the bar (which I doubt will be TOO late), we'll have a special guest appearance with Defferding.

I'll try. I honestly don't know where I'll be tonight, but either way give me a text or call when you get online/the match starts up.


Cool. I was afraid I said something dumb, I was sooooo sleepy last night. Exhausted week for me.

And yeah, Gears is a seductress. It's so fun, but in the morning I'm sleepy and rushed because I was up too late and have nothing to show for it. I used to read and listen to music and play with the pets and stuff.

The best thing about Gears for me is hearing you guys, 'cuz you're always in great moods. At work (Dan and Edwin aside), almost everyone is into drama and gossip and complaining. It's soooo good to hear you guys laughing after a couple days of bullshit.

No way man, you guys are great.

I honestly just need to work on my writing more. As it is, the board eats up a lot of my time, so I can't have two places that suck the hours away.

And the main reason Gears is fun is because of you the TIPsters, and now the Librarians too. I really do look forward to the games, but for now I have to learn how to manage my time better.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Yeah, it's pretty easy for me to keep the Gears in check, since I work overnights 5 nights a week.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Alright, phone call made. So most of you can relax.

[Artie Pink]

Damn, I must have missed you being on.

We were only on for 20 minutes. We were both so sleepy. AND, we were glitchy.

[WillieLee]

I've got Marvin Gaye stuck in my head. I think someone's about to get a phone call, I just haven't decided who yet.

Just be careful that Marvin Sr. doesn't get stuck in your head.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Just be careful that Marvin Sr. doesn't get stuck in your head.

Heyooooo!

[JABSEN]

Alright, phone call made. So most of you can relax.Wait, was that you that called? My sister has been getting calls from collectors in MN. I thought they got a hold of my number.

[WillieLee]

Wait, was that you that called? My sister has been getting calls from collectors in MN. I thought they got a hold of my number.

Collectors?

[JABSEN]

Collectors?sorry bill collectors.

[WillieLee]

Heyooooo!

Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. Wherever there's a lame joke to be made, I'll be there.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Wait, was that you that called? My sister has been getting calls from collectors in MN. I thought they got a hold of my number.

Yes, now check your voice mail.

[WillieLee]

sorry bill collectors.

Ah. I thought maybe there were JABSEN hunters on the loose.

[JABSEN]

Yes, now check your voice mail.*throws underwear on stage*

My first Blandy voice mail.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

*throws underwear on stage*

My first Blandy voice mail.

Just think, now that I'm not paying for every single minute on the phone, or paying long distance charges, I could do this every day!

[WillieLee]

Is it me?

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Yes.

Is it safe?

[WillieLee]

Is it time?

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

It will be in 5 hours and 50 minutes!

:beer:

:ecstatic:

[WillieLee]

I think all my Canada Day plans have fallen apart. I think I'll just get some Wild Turkey and $800 worth of fireworks and set them off in my apartment.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

I was gonna get a bunch of fireworks at the grocery store for next weekend, but I don't have the money to spend. Sucks, because you could get a lot pretty cheap there. Maybe if I didn't have to spend 30 bucks at Target just now. :mad:

[WillieLee]

I was gonna get a bunch of fireworks at the grocery store for next weekend, but I don't have the money to spend. Sucks, because you could get a lot pretty cheap there. Maybe if I didn't have to spend 30 bucks at Target just now. :mad:

There was a big sign in Minot advertising a "two for one" deal on fireworks. But I couldn't stop in. Stupid job rules!

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

There was a big sign in Minot advertising a "two for one" deal on fireworks. But I couldn't stop in. Stupid job rules!

There was a big stand in the parking lot with a sign saying 50% off, plus some of the various priced packs inside by the registers last weekend. I was hoping to put on a show for the kids other than my usual walking by the sliding glass door naked.

[TIP]

Once is not enough.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/tiptone/Scan42-1.jpg

[Lyfeforce]

Once is not enough.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/tiptone/Scan42-1.jpg

wow.

that makes my stomach hurt just from looking at it.

[WillieLee]

There was a big stand in the parking lot with a sign saying 50% off, plus some of the various priced packs inside by the registers last weekend. I was hoping to put on a show for the kids other than my usual walking by the sliding glass door naked.

So it will be you walking by the sliding glass door naked with a sparkler?

[WillieLee]

Once is not enough.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/tiptone/Scan42-1.jpg

Which is heavier, the cheese or Troy?

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

So it will be you walking by the sliding glass door naked with a sparkler?

:lol:

No, I was gonna go out to the playground area behind the building (fully clothed!) and just start setting stuff off. Though I'd probably ask the people at the rental office for permission first, since it's their building, not mine. Plus I don't know if it's actually legal, since it's within city limits.

[WillieLee]

:lol:

No, I was gonna go out to the playground area behind the building (fully clothed!) and just start setting stuff off. Though I'd probably ask the people at the rental office for permission first, since it's their building, not mine. Plus I don't know if it's actually legal, since it's within city limits.

That sounds pretty cool. But the city probably has some crazy rules about it.

[Raphael J]

I just bought and read all of the issues that revolve around the recent Flash crisis (I had already read the JLA stuff, just not his regular title) and I have to say this has me pretty bummed.

Stupid villains (by villains I mean Didio. He's totally going to be my scapegoat on this one).

:(

[Artie Pink]

I just bought and read all of the issues that revolve around the recent Flash crisis (I had already read the JLA stuff, just not his regular title) and I have to say this has me pretty bummed.

Stupid villains (by villains I mean Didio. He's totally going to be my scapegoat on this one).

:(


It was pretty poorly done.


Getting rid of Wally in the first place was a mistake. Stealing Bart's years was a mistake. The chick from the O.C.'s family being the original creative team on the relaunch was a mistake.

Then... Guggenheim made Bart-as-Flash cool somehow!

Annnnnnnd... DC tore the axel off. As they always do.

Killing Bart was a mistake, and bringing tired-ass Waid on is probably a mistake.

It'll be cool to have Wally back, but the Flash history is soooo convoluted now. Of course, Bart will be back. No one ever said the Bart who reappeared with Superboy Prime was THIS universe's Bart. This is a prime example of why DC should be mocked.

Wally's daughter will pick up the Kid Flash mantle before year's end. DC just can't let a trademark sit, they'll slap a story together rather than wait for a good story proposal.

There should be room for Jay, Wally and Bart. Even Wally's daughter. Maybe even Barry. But they'll pile shit on top of shit, until Geoff Johns gets called in to spin gold out of it.

Didio should not be in a creative industry. No way.

[Raphael J]

It was pretty poorly done.


Getting rid of Wally in the first place was a mistake. Stealing Bart's years was a mistake. The chick from the O.C.'s family being the original creative team on the relaunch was a mistake.

Then... Guggenheim made Bart-as-Flash cool somehow!

Annnnnnnd... DC tore the axel off. As they always do.

Killing Bart was a mistake, and bringing tired-ass Waid on is probably a mistake.

It'll be cool to have Wally back, but the Flash history is soooo convoluted now. Of course, Bart will be back. No one ever said the Bart who reappeared with Superboy Prime was THIS universe's Bart. This is a prime example of why DC should be mocked.

Wally's daughter will pick up the Kid Flash mantle before year's end. DC just can't let a trademark sit, they'll slap a story together rather than wait for a good story proposal.

There should be room for Jay, Wally and Bart. Even Wally's daughter. Maybe even Barry. But they'll pile shit on top of shit, until Geoff Johns gets called in to spin gold out of it.

Didio should not be in a creative industry. No way.


I'm totally with you.

Bart was such a unique character. It was great seeing someone who was seen as a sidekick compete for attention, as Kid Flash, then accept the responsibility of the mantle without question once he was the Flash. It was a poorly executed death, as Bart seemed to have a death wish instead of being "impulsive".

And if there's room for all those Green Lanterns, Bat-Family members, and other such nonsense, then there's room for more than one Flash. They could have brought Wally back easily, and made a story where he and Bart had to deal with each other being the Flash and who would step down, if at all. They could have challenged themselves to actually make the mistake work for their favor. But instead, we get COUNTDOWN(!) and another dead Teen Titan.

I was telling my friend, "this is what being a JLI fan must feel like".

And, also, poor Tim Drake. That guy has gone through just as much loss as any other comic character imagineable. His first love (Spoiler), his father, his step-mother (presumably), almost his big brother (Nightwing), turning his good friend evil, then not evil, then sort of evil because we haven't made up our mind (Batgirl), and killing his two best friends in one of the more violent methods I've seen in comics (Superboy and Impulse). What else can they do to this kid?

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

I'm still not sure how I feel about the Flash thing, other than at least being optimistic for Waid to be back on it. Of course, I haven't gotten to read more than one issue of Guggenheim's arc (no use calling it a run when he only had 5 issues). Whether the company line is true or not, though, the whole thing was handled extremely shitty, and I want my money back for the 9 issues of Bart that I did buy.

Edit: And I'll say again...if I were Johns, I'd be kinda pissed as well, just for the work he put into those two characters in Teen Titans.

[Artie Pink]

I'm totally with you.

Bart was such a unique character. It was great seeing someone who was seen as a sidekick compete for attention, as Kid Flash, then accept the responsibility of the mantle without question once he was the Flash. It was a poorly executed death, as Bart seemed to have a death wish instead of being "impulsive".

And if there's room for all those Green Lanterns, Bat-Family members, and other such nonsense, then there's room for more than one Flash. They could have brought Wally back easily, and made a story where he and Bart had to deal with each other being the Flash and who would step down, if at all. They could have challenged themselves to actually make the mistake work for their favor. But instead, we get COUNTDOWN(!) and another dead Teen Titan.

I was telling my friend, "this is what being a JLI fan must feel like".

And, also, poor Tim Drake. That guy has gone through just as much loss as any other comic character imagineable. His first love (Spoiler), his father, his step-mother (presumably), almost his big brother (Nightwing), turning his good friend evil, then not evil, then sort of evil because we haven't made up our mind (Batgirl), and killing his two best friends in one of the more violent methods I've seen in comics (Superboy and Impulse). What else can they do to this kid?



Another good point. It's one thing for Batman to have a defining moment - his parents killed - but Tim has about SEVEN defining moments. All because editorial was asleep.

Marvel's in the same danger, especially with Spidey. It's been so long since Spidey did some web-swinging and cracked jokes to himself and punched out Electro. THAT'S what people like about Spider-Man (and most comics).

When great runs on main titles are discussed, they're not depressing, trade-length arcs where the hero is put through hell (or crossovers). They include iconic, fun, standalone stories. It feels like we're getting away from that. We're grimmer and grittier than ever.

[R0cketFr0g]

California IPA buying run today!

6 of Stone IPA
6 of Stone Ruination IPA

Bombers of:

Bear Republic Hop Rod Rye
Bear Repbublic Racer 5 IPA (2x)
Pizza Port Wipeout IPA
Pizza Port Old Viscosity Ale
Lagunitas Maximus Double IPA
Lagunitas 12th Anniversary Undercover Investigation Shut-Down Double IPA

[Artie Pink]

I don't know what any of that means!

Booze? Role playing game for the DS? Computer accessories?

AHHHH! I feel like I'm a 70 year old man reading The Invisibles!

[R0cketFr0g]

I don't know what any of that means!

Booze? Role playing game for the DS? Computer accessories?

AHHHH! I feel like I'm a 70 year old man reading The Invisibles!

Beer, my friend... beer. California brewed (San Diego mostly) India Pale Ales.

[Artie Pink]

AAAAhhh. You shoulda got some Combos, man.

[R0cketFr0g]

AAAAhhh. You shoulda got some Combos, man.

Like Right, Right, Down, Down, Down, Up, Left for a Babality?

[WillieLee]

I don't like specialty beers in bottles. After the sixth or seventh they start to taste terrible.

[Artie Pink]

Yeah, at some point I got tired of trying specialty beers and decided nothin' but Guinness for me.

[R0cketFr0g]

I'm not really sure what "specialty" beers are. These are just IPAs from small breweries.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

I can't stand Guinness unless I'm already drunk and it doesn't matter anyways.

[Artie Pink]

I'm not really sure what "specialty" beers are. These are just IPAs from small breweries.


Don't mind me, dude. I dunno what I'm talking about. Milwaukee's in a time warp. We have a spectrum of beer that includes warm Red, White And Blue beer, Miller Lite, and Sprecher Berry Weiss. And that's IT.

[WillieLee]

I'm not really sure what "specialty" beers are. These are just IPA's from small breweries.

Any non-mass produced, non-pilsner beer. I usually drink ales in bars but don't like them out of a bottle.

[R0cketFr0g]

Don't mind me, dude. I dunno what I'm talking about. Milwaukee's in a time warp. We have a spectrum of beer that includes warm Red, White And Blue beer, Miller Lite, and Sprecher Berry Weiss. And that's IT.

Isn't Milwaukee where Laverne and Shirley was set? The best thing about working in a brewery is putting latex gloves on bottles!

[R0cketFr0g]

Any non-mass produced, non-pilsner beer. I usually drink ales in bars but don't like them out of a bottle.

I hear ya. A nice fresh pull is a fine thing.

[WillieLee]

I hear ya. A nice fresh pull is a fine thing.

:scared:

[WillieLee]

20 years ago, cars blowing up in Britain would have been close to a non-story.

[Raphael J]

Another good point. It's one thing for Batman to have a defining moment - his parents killed - but Tim has about SEVEN defining moments. All because editorial was asleep.

Marvel's in the same danger, especially with Spidey. It's been so long since Spidey did some web-swinging and cracked jokes to himself and punched out Electro. THAT'S what people like about Spider-Man (and most comics).

When great runs on main titles are discussed, they're not depressing, trade-length arcs where the hero is put through hell (or crossovers). They include iconic, fun, standalone stories. It feels like we're getting away from that. We're grimmer and grittier than ever.

I wouldn't say editorial is asleep, at least with DC, but I just think they're out of touch with what's good for their characters (which, I totally think is the height of arrogance of me to feel, but what can I say, I love me some DC characters). I really think that DC is pushing their characters into these holes that are not only hard to get out of, but they somehow find a way to pretty much wipe away. Have a problem? Retcon! Prime punch! Ignore it!

For example, Tim's step-mom, to my knowledge, was never really acknowleded as having died in Bludhaven. Tim never took the time to really address it, and that is completely because no one was interested in telling that story.

Have problems with continuity after having revamped, rebooted, and re-addressed characters or issues? Prime punch that shit to sleep!

I know I may be in the majority with the TIP thread, but I at least like Marvel for having the stones to stick to their guns. They give Cap the boot, and look what we get out of it. An absolutely stellar run of Captain America which is pretty much being left alone. It's addressing the new status quo, but they're giving the book room to breathe so it can tell it's story. They're trusting Brubaker with the character, something DC doesn't really seem to do with anyone (including Johns, their golden boy). And I actually like the new status quo at Marvel. There are some misfires (parts of Slott's Initiative, JMS's Spidey, and the fact that the X-Men took a complete pass on the entirety of Civil War events), but overall I think Marvel is doing something really great here and we're on the cusp something really great and different. With DC, we're leading into another event that may be fun, but will ultimately not push anything but the reader's patience (with teases of more deaths as being a reason to pick up their books).

OH! And one last gripe, I hate that the Black Canary and Green Arrow are getting married. It feels just as forced as Storm and Black Panther. Hopefully they make it work.

Ugh, I hate it when I become that fanboy.

[AAlgar]

Fuck, I need to buy toilet paper.

Confession: I stole a case of 96 rolls from w--k.

[AAlgar]

Wow, new one already.

That tingling sensation means the AAl is working. :D

[AAlgar]

If I ruled the world I would ban Star Wars threads.

If I ruled the universe I would blow up your world! :x

[WillieLee]

Confession: I stole a case of 96 rolls from w--k.

That's a lot of wiping.

[AAlgar]

Ah. I thought maybe there were JABSEN hunters on the loose.

The most diminutive game?

(Connect TIMMAY!)

Edit: Damn you Lee, you blocked my cockleship!

[AAlgar]

I think all my Canada Day plans have fallen apart. I think I'll just get some Wild Turkey and $800 worth of fireworks and set them off in my apartment.

My girlfriend just said "my Canada Day plays are to get boned by an American. Does that make me a traitor?"

[WillieLee]

The most diminutive game?

(Connect TIMMAY!)

Edit: Damn you Lee, you blocked my cockleship!

I sensed a connect, as if thousands of boarders were suddenly silenced.

[WillieLee]

My girlfriend just said "my Canada Day plays are to get boned by an American. Does that make me a traitor?"

She's rather brash about mentioning that guy.

[AAlgar]

That's a lot of wiping.

I figure I'm covered at least till October, then I'll use what I have left to roll my enemies on Halloween.

[AAlgar]

She's rather brash about mentioning that guy.

She thinks it turns me on. I have feelings too though! :cry:

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

For those of you I gave my number to: Comcast is fucking stupid and gave me the wrong number on the order sheet. Change the last digit to 6 and that's my actual number.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Alright, Defferdong and I are off to eat, drink and be merry.

[TIP]

AHHHH! I feel like I'm a 70 year old man reading The Invisibles!

Saul Barbelith Wept (and broke his hip tripping over his peyote-encrusted longbox).


Like Right, Right, Down, Down, Down, Up, Left for a Babality?

Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babality?

I don't know. I don't have any.

No children?

No elephant books.


Isn't Milwaukee where Laverne and Shirley was set? The best thing about working in a brewery is putting latex gloves on bottles!

When a mommy and a daddy lurve each other VERY much...sometimes they glove bottles and make Milwaukee Brown Fluidic Babalities.


I hear ya. A nice fresh pull is a fine thing.

Bow-CHICKA-Bow-Bow.



OH! And one last gripe, I hate that the Black Canary and Green Arrow are getting married. It feels just as forced as Storm and Black Panther. Hopefully they make it work.


I dunno, dude. I'm digging the fact that those two are going to tie the knot. It's been a long time coming. Maybe they'll even glove bottles.


Confession: I stole a case of 96 rolls from w--k.

As a former Janitor I can confess to doing the same many many times over the years (for myself and others). These Custodial Thefts also included tampons for the lady friend back then.


She thinks it turns me on. I have feelings too though! :cry:

Feelings due to glove adorned bottles, no doubt.

T

[TIP]

I see you, Syr Klone!

:wave:

[Lyfeforce]

I see you, Syr Klone!

:wave:

*takes off Mike mask*

d'awww, ya got me.

[TIP]

Gotta prep to meet the kids for the Minne-soooo-tah drink-up.

See ya!

[AAlgar]

Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babality?

I don't know. I don't have any.

No children?

No elephant books.

Drop your easy pants and bend over, Mr. Palermo.

[St.-]

Weak showing from me this round. I blame the commute.








Or the communists.

plooking communists commuters and there stolen frys club cars.

[St.-]

Bowfinger was great. That wasn't too long ago, was it?


8 years now. We're old, dude.

(Posted from right below the Seattle Space Needle. :D)

I would take a another blowfinger. I think it could still work with steve martin directoring himself in the film with eddie murphys brother. 8 plook'in years!

[St.-]

Aw, come on... where'd everybody go? Drunken weirdos coming out of bars are harassing me. I need some imaginary company!

I went to sleep cause I had w**k or something.

[St.-]

You all suck. Especially you, Blandy.

I knew those hours on the suckulator wouldn't go unnoticed.

[St.-]

Connect Fuck All Y'All.

:x

:(

:cry:

mad no evil sad no evil cry no evil.

[St.-]

where are the pig holes?

That's rocketfrogs fault. unless he doesn't have the pic.

[St.-]

We had a "screw protocol" meeting. Nobody was invited, per the only rule we had.

oh I take it back then. It was protocol the useless transformer's fault.

[St.-]

were there donuts at said meeting?

and luke warm stale bitter coffee to dunk them in.

[St.-]

Fwonk was supposed to bwing them, but he slept through June.

I'm letting him off with a warning, but donut wemembewers will donut be tolewated.

er there was no donuts. no donuts at AAl.

[St.-]

planning on officiating a wedding later on?

"wove...twue wove..."

dread pirate. dread pirate where?

[St.-]

It's Homestaw! Wunnew! Fwom school!

Sorry I was at w**k so I havn't watched any yet.

[St.-]

New one already? Where does time go?

down the toliet clock

[St.-]

Crap, all my sketches are in PDF. Does anyone know how to convert that to jpegs so I can upload them?
Here's one I did quite and dirty by screengrabbin from Adobe and then cropping.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/Heroes%20Con%202007/TonyMoore-DesolationJones.jpg




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/Heroes%20Con%202007/DeanTrippe-Swift.jpg

nice!

[St.-]

Put on some pants! Kids are watching!

psst those are his easy pants. frothy form fitting fleshy colored easy pants.

[Artie Pink]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/this-is-sparta-caution-cone.jpg

[St.-]

Frøg, Flonk, Stephen, AAl - great job kicking that bitch last night!

thanks Dr. OK OR SHOULD I SAY YOUR PAL JIM! *objection point

[St.-]

From today's local paper...One of the Finest Pictures to Ever Grace the Pages of the Saint Paul Pioneer Press!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/tiptone/Scan42-1.jpg

how do you make a block of cheese that big? did it come from that guys toes?

[St.-]

Why does Lincoln have a Jheri Curl?

revisionist history.

[St.-]

Once is not enough.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/tiptone/Scan42-1.jpg

that's what he said.

[St.-]

There was a big stand in the parking lot with a sign saying 50% off, plus some of the various priced packs inside by the registers last weekend. I was hoping to put on a show for the kids other than my usual walking by the sliding glass door naked.

and fireworks! ta-da

[St.-]

Confession: I stole a case of 96 rolls from w--k.

96! a toilet in every room for AAl.

[St.-]

Yeah, at some point I got tired of trying specialty beers and decided nothin' but Guinness for me.

I wish I could send you guys some henry wienhardts private reserve.

[St.-]

My girlfriend just said "my Canada Day plays are to get boned by an American. Does that make me a traitor?"

is traitor plook better then convict plook? without more seinfeld we'll never know. OH WAIT arrested development answered that question and the answer is both.

[St.-]

I see you, Syr Klone!

:wave:

*cabbage patch high five

[St.-]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/this-is-sparta-caution-cone.jpg

:mad:

you just did that to messed up my conjuction junction

[St.-]

my boss showed me something I shouldn't do today and then a minute later she did it. do I care anymore? no. do I still find it funny? yes.

[AAlgar]

is traitor plook better then convict plook? without more seinfeld we'll never know. OH WAIT arrested development answered that question and the answer is both.

Thankfully I didn't steal any Forget Me Nows from w--k.

[PeteL]

Live Free or Die Hard was weak.

[St.-]

Thankfully I didn't steal any Forget Me Nows from w--k.

:) two in one


I just now went through my cave of dvds and have moved the arrested development stuff to the front. probably start watching it after I watch leap of faith.

[St.-]

Live Free or Die Hard was weak.

but... but explosions. (havn't seen it)

Seeing the rat tomorrow AND I'm treating myself to one of their expensive icee.

[Artie Pink]

Live Free or Die Hard was weak.


Rats.

BUT! If you're the first Tipster to have seen it... you are ALL TIME CHAMP!

[St.-]

TIP THREAD RANDOM THOUGHT BEFORE LEAVING

out of all the Tip threads I think this one would be the most apporiate to have a dolly parton crissening.

[Pat Shatner]

Hey! There you are.
What, What? In the butt?

[PeteL]

but... but explosions. (havn't seen it)

Seeing the rat tomorrow AND I'm treating myself to one of their expensive icee.

Honestly, if the theater wasn't 110 degrees and filled with assholes, it would have been a better experience. I can't really blame the movie. It was entertaining, but the experience of the theater ruined it for me.

John Mclaine -vs- Teh HaXXorz! OMG.

I want to see the rat movie too.

[Artie Pink]

I'm really into the band Luna all of a sudden! Wooooo, Luna!

[PeteL]

Rats.

BUT! If you're the first Tipster to have seen it... you are ALL TIME CHAMP!

I did enjoy it actually - now that I have cooled down and changed my sweaty t shirt. It was just a repulsive theater experience - and that fucking movie is LONG. 2:10 actually.

Anyways, Willis was funny, shit blew up, Kevin Smith was cool, more shit blew up, etc.

Fun times actually.

(See how a man can change when not under undue stress brought on by piggish people being blatantly annoying while the temperature of a theater rises with the obnoxious talking amongst its patrons)

My oh my! I'm cranky. :(

[PeteL]

Would someone else please tell Bev's sister's boyfriend that Studio 60 is in fact OVER?

Nobody listens to me.

[AAlgar]

Watching Pick of Destiny again. This movie was way better — and a lot more insidious — than I thought it would be. The woman thinks so too.

[PeteL]

OK - I'm going to lay down. Have a good night, friends.

[Artie Pink]

Honestly, if the theater wasn't 110 degrees and filled with assholes, it would have been a better experience. I can't really blame the movie. It was entertaining, but the experience of the theater ruined it for me.

John Mclaine -vs- Teh HaXXorz! OMG.

I want to see the rat movie too.


Yeah, the theater thing is finally affecting me. I don't drive and neither does Jessica. The good theaters are all just out of reach, unless we wanna bike 25 miles and leave our bikes locked up at the movies for 2 hours.

So, I could see this in the hood and get all pissed off... or I could wait for the DVD. I got lucky with Spidey 3 and Ocean's 13, they were at an arthouse for some reason.


Anyway, about the spoilers...

Hollywood hasn't figured out that computers just aren't exciting on-screen. I am at a computer all day. There is no way to jazz that shit up. "Hack into the CPU. I'm rerouting the firewall. The mainfraim's crashing! Reboot!" There's just no way that's gonna be fun in a movie.

[R0cketFr0g]

Watching Pick of Destiny again. This movie was way better — and a lot more insidious — than I thought it would be. The woman thinks so too.

We watched it the other night for the first time. I thought it was tame. Am I jaded?

[Artie Pink]

Watching Pick of Destiny again. This movie was way better — and a lot more insidious — than I thought it would be. The woman thinks so too.

Huh. The Tenacious D movie of the same name is pretty pedestrian.



(maybe nothing could live up to Borat)

[AAlgar]

Huh. The Tenacious D movie of the same name is pretty pedestrian.



(maybe nothing could live up to Borat)

Bah. You never like anything. :x

[AAlgar]

We watched it the other night for the first time. I thought it was tame. Am I jaded?

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' LAME! CAGE, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME! :twisted:

[Artie Pink]

Bah. You never like anything. :x


I do! I love the D TV show, the first D album, the D concert DVD, and literally everything the D ever did until that movie!

I even liked School Of Rock!

[R0cketFr0g]

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' LAME! CAGE, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME! :twisted:

Don't we all want to be Satan's sex slave? Somewhere down deep?

[R0cketFr0g]

I do! I love the D TV show, the first D album, the D concert DVD, and literally everything the D ever did until that movie!

I even liked School Of Rock!

Me too

[AAlgar]

:x! I say again.

[Artie Pink]

I just thought the movie never did anything epic enough to be more than an extended episode of the old TV show. And worse, it rehashed plot from one of those episodes.

I also don't think the music was too hot this time around. The title track is rad, though. "Classico" and "History", too... but they're oldies.

[Artie Pink]

:x! I say again.

Nevertheless - it was still the BEST Tenacious D movie EVER MADE!


(how's that?)

[AAlgar]

I just thought the movie never did anything epic enough to be more than an extended episode of the old TV show. And worse, it rehashed plot from one of those episodes.

I also don't think the music was too hot this time around. The title track is rad, though. "Classico" and "History", too... but they're oldies.

My regular playlist right now is that album, the new TMBG, the new MC Frontalot and the new Beastie Boys.

I've always kinda been out on a limb with my musical tastes anyway, so it doesn't surprise me that nobody else is really into it.

[Artie Pink]

My regular playlist right now is that album, the new TMBG, the new MC Frontalot and the new Beastie Boys.

I've always kinda been out on a limb with my musical tastes anyway, so it doesn't surprise me that nobody else is really into it.

I upped a bunch of non-album D tracks in your absence. Lemme know if you need 'em.

I ALSO posted my big Star Wars theory, which I reposted earlier today!

Check it out, dawg.






http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Star%20Wars%20VII/2fecce75.gif



http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Star%20Wars%20VII/fa4f4111.jpg



EPISODE IX:


THE RETURN OF THE JODI




Chapter 30.



http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Star%20Wars%20VII/215514_1.jpg
HAN SOLO: Awright, start talking you old fool, before I blast your ghost-balls off.





http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Star%20Wars%20VII/f9624743.jpg
OBI-WAN KENOBI: **sigh** It was right after Anakin and Padme got married, at the start of The Clone Wars. I was a young man, after all, and she was smokin' hot. I'm not proud of what I did, but...






*********OBI-WAN BEGINS FLASHBACK********
(set immediately after Episode II)




http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/Star%20Wars%20VII/b249d277.jpg
OBI-WAN: You're... pregnant?





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PADME: **sob** I thought... I thought you said Jedi's didn't need to wear condoms, what with all the radiation from the lightsabers and all... Oh, Ben...




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OBI-WAN: Well... Listen, clearly a Jedi and a Senator can't be seen going to have an abortion. The tabloids would have a field day with that one. You're gonna have to take a "fact finding" mission to say, Corellia, and have the baby there. Dump him in an orphanage and then come back.





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PADME: Corellia? Their orphanages are all run by Wookies! Besides, Anakin is all over me these days. There's no way I could up and go to Corellia for the next five months.





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OBI-WAN: You leave my Padawan to me, Padme. Young Anakin is so desperate to prove himself, he'll readily accept command of his own squadron in The Clone Wars. He'll be quite busy for the next five months, I assure you.




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PADME: All.. all right. I'll go to Corellia, and I'll return after I've given birth to our son. Anakin must never know, the little psychopath. This must end, though, Ben. We can't see each other anymore.




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OBI-WAN: Agreed. You were amazing in the sack, though, your highness. Hey, by the way - if you have to fill out any paperwork at the orphanage... and they ask who the father is... just do like Shmi Skywalker and say you had the kid solo. OK? Solo. Solo... solo...




******FLASHBACK ENDS*****




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HAN SOLO: Waitaminnit... What're you saying? ...You're my father??--




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OBI-WAN KENOBI: Of course! You, Han, were "The Other" that Yoda and I mentioned on Dagobah. Not Leia. I mean, c'mon. How did you think you navigated that asteroid field? What did Threepio say the odds were? 3,720 to 1? Only one strong with The Force could have done that.



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PRINCESS LEIA: But... if Han's mother is Padme, that means...



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OBI-WAN KENOBI: Yes. You have now been intimate with both your brother AND your half-brother. I'm so sorry.



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R2-D2: Booooo-DOOOOOOOOO!!!




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LUKE SKYWALKER: There's more, though, isn't there, old man? ISN'T THERE?! Tell them about the Midi-Chlorians!




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OBI-WAN KENOBI: **sighs again** Midi-chlorians have nothing whatsoever to do with The Force, of course. Midi-chlorians are a date rape drug that Jedi's use when we have to... release our built-up needs upon some slave wench on some dustbowl, backwater planet. The drug also removes all memory of our impropriety from the victim's mind.



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LUKE SKYWALKER: That's why Grandma Shmi couldn't remember who knocked her up! It was YOU, wasn't it, you sick son of a bitch! You're our Grandfather!




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PRINCESS LEIA: I... I think I'm gonna be sick...




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LUKE SKYWALKER: And Padme was gonna tell Anakin everything, wasn't she? That's why you KILLED her!





*****LUKE TRIGGERS FLASHBACK TO BIRTH OF PADME'S TWINS*****
(set during the end of Episode III)



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PADME: Leia... her name is Leia.... Luke and Leia...



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OBI-WAN: Great job, Padme. Now rest. I'll take good care of your twins. Trust me. **waves hand**






***HOURS LATER***


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MED-DROID: Medically, she's completely healthy. For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her.



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OBI-WAN: I see. That's terrible. **continues Force-choke**




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PADME: **choke** **dies**




*****FLASHBACK ENDS*****





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LUKE SKYWALKER: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




To be concluded.

[AAlgar]

That looks awesome. It'll give me something to look at at w--k tonight.

[Artie Pink]

That looks awesome. It'll give me something to look at at w--k tonight.


Sweet! I really can't wait to hear what you think.

I threw some jokes in, but I truly believe the character I "out" as having the Force was what Lucas was originally setting up in Empire, before going with Leia-is-Luke's-sister-now-and-she-has-the-force in Jedi.

[Brad N.]

Tip thread.... Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Sup gang. Brad is a lil TIPsy this evening and after the conversation from tonight's MN drinkup I'm posting this...

Brad's Red Skull:

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[AAlgar]

Gonna be one of those damn nights. :?

[R0cketFr0g]

Gonna be one of those damn nights. :?

Which ones?

[AAlgar]

Which ones?

Maddeningly irritating at w--k: just busy enough to keep me from properly goofing off, but not busy enough to make the night go by quickly and actually get into any kind of productive groove.

The board will totally die in about 2 hours, and I won't get the usual surge of people coming on in the morning since it's Sunday.

[Brad N.]

Gonna be one of those damn nights. :?

I was drinking with TIP and Blandy and Mouthballs tonight. I'm guessing they might pop in soon.

[WillieLee]

I would like to entertain you AAl, but i have chicken to consume.

[Brad N.]

I would like to entertain you AAl, but i have chicken to consume.

You get Chicken in Canada? Shouldn't you be consuming Caribou?

[AAlgar]

I was drinking with TIP and Blandy and Mouthballs tonight. I'm guessing they might pop in soon.

It's only 1AM Central and you're done drinking? FAIL!

[Pat Loika]

Who the hell is MOUTHBALLS?!