Whose House? TIP's house!

[R0cketFr0g]

I hear they used to throw bottles into the crowd.

Dude, I saw them live. Twice. Once at my church.

Once at TT The Bear's ( I think) with Mass.

Oh, btw...Mass Kicks Ass.

[Sy-Klone]

Hoo boy. Johnny Paycheck gonna get real ugly real quick.

I heard that Jimmy Visa was the ghost boy in the window in that scene from Three Men and a Baby.

[Artie Pink]

Or both albums by
http://www.johnfiddler.com/images/bof_strange.gif


I remember those. Ex-Yardbirds, right?

[TIP]

Then again, Bon Jovi took it pretty bad from Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, adn came out laughing, so they can't be all bad.

I'll give you that one.

That was classic.

T

[Sy-Klone]

And THIS brings to mind the time my sister and I overheard our parents going at it. My mother always talked through the Plook Jim the Sicilian was throwing her way (and they ALWAYS kept their damn bedroom door open). This particular time the conversation was:

Ruthie: The Warns are putting their dog Tawny the Collie down...she bit someone.

Jim: Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah...

:lol:

[R0cketFr0g]

I heard that Jimmy Visa was the ghost boy in the window in that scene from Three Men and a Baby.

I jerk off to that scene every time I see it.

[TIP]

Hoo boy. Johnny Paycheck gonna get real ugly real quick.

Not if Rabbit-Over-Yonder Wampum has anything to say about it.

T

[AAlgar]

Then again, Bon Jovi took it pretty bad from Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, adn came out laughing, so they can't be all bad.

There's a wide spectrum of terrible hard-ish rock that I was into during the Mullet Years. I make no excuses or apologies for it, except to say that I was young. I have since offered myself a sort of musical amnesty that extends from the earliest point of my pop culture awareness until about 1990 (The Real Thing, Fear of a Black Planet, Flood.)

[Sy-Klone]

Albums have a charm. There's a warmth to the music, too - but after the scratches an album receives after dragging a diamond (the world's hardest substance) across plastic, that warmth is eclipsed by pops and crackles.

Let alone warping, bumping the record by fucking walking or moving, etc.

But there is a charm. No way would I let a vinyl copy be the only source of music I love, but it's fun to let one spin now and again. Usually I have to flip the album over just when the thong's coming off, though...

Tell me about it. Bugs Bunny Goes to the Dentist on vinyl was a thing of beauty. The popping, the cracking, the riveting tale of Bugs Bunny and his first visit to his pedophile dentist...nothing like it, let me tell you.

[WillieLee]

Dude, I saw them live. Twice. Once at my church.

Once at TT The Bear's ( I think) with Mass.

Oh, btw...Mass Kicks Ass.

It was My Own Private In-Joke (non-Reeve).

[TIP]

I remember those. Ex-Yardbirds, right?

It's been a long while...I think I may have to 'net cheat to confirm.

*does*

Yes.

T

[Sy-Klone]

Christ...'88. High School I mean. College was '92. If I had stayed at Cornell after those fuckers pissed me off...

Y'all are old.

[AAlgar]

Y'all are old.

Quiet, reverse-Matlock.

[TIP]

Quiet, reverse-Matlock.

:lol:!!!

[AAlgar]

At one of my old jorbs, people would always take Fridays off. They said they had Sickle Cell, but we all knew why they did it. Next day they'd be at work, showing off their chickens and watermelons.

Call me prejudiced, but I can spot them every time!

[WillieLee]

Then again, Bon Jovi took it pretty bad from Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, adn came out laughing, so they can't be all bad.

It's always easy to laugh when you're worth tens of millions of dollars and the other guy has his hand up a puppet.

I have to admit I did rock out to the Bon Jovi in my day. Don't really care about them now but from the interviews I've seen he's a rather cool guy.

[Sy-Klone]

Quiet, reverse-Matlock.

Shouldn't you be in line for Social Security with the other geezers, gramps? I'm paying for your Social Security! I hope you're happy! :mad:

[AAlgar]

Shouldn't you be in line for Social Security with the other geezers, gramps? I'm paying for your Social Security! I hope you're happy! :mad:

I WANT FREE MONEY!

[TIP]

At one of my old jorbs, people would always take Fridays off. They said they had Sickle Cell, but we all knew why they did it. Next day they'd be at work, showing off their chickens and watermelons.

Call me prejudiced, but I can spot them every time!

Well, tarnation (not Tar Nation)...you beat me to that observation.

T

[R0cketFr0g]

At one of my old jorbs, people would always take Fridays off. They said they had Sickle Cell, but we all knew why they did it. Next day they'd be at work, showing off their chickens and watermelons.

Call me prejudiced, but I can spot them every time!

BWA-HA-HA!!!

[Sy-Klone]

I WANT FREE MONEY!

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTER!

[AAlgar]

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTER!

http://homepage.mac.com/aalgar/pics/misc/checkers.gif
?

[WillieLee]

I WANT FREE MONEY!

There was a crazy dude in my town that used to drive around with that message taped to his car in electrical tape. That and 'CC Rider'.

[Sy-Klone]

http://homepage.mac.com/aalgar/pics/misc/checkers.gif
?

Knick knack paddy-whack.

[Artie Pink]

I had a cat scan today.



http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/IMG_0002.jpg

[AAlgar]

There was a crazy dude in my town that used to drive around with that message taped to his car in electrical tape. That and 'CC Rider'.

Yeah, but in Canada, doesn't that entitle you to a grant of some kind?

[WillieLee]

http://homepage.mac.com/aalgar/pics/misc/checkers.gif
?

*Wonders about knife in lower left hand corner*

[TIP]

There was a crazy dude in my town that used to drive around with that message taped to his car in electrical tape. That and 'CC Rider'.

Fuckin' :lol:!!!

T
(TCB!!!)

[AAlgar]

Knick knack paddy-whack.

Man, we have filthed you up somethin' fierce since you showed up.

*proud papa*

[AAlgar]

I had a cat scan today.



http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/IMG_0002.jpg



Too much groin and not enough smooshed face!

(AWW though)

[WillieLee]

Yeah, but in Canada, doesn't that entitle you to a grant of some kind?

Unfortunately, no. He was quite the source of amusement and really should have been paid. Sadly, he along with most of the other crazy dudes in my home town have died.

[Sy-Klone]

I had a cat scan today.



http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/pppzone/IMG_0002.jpg



Those results look positive to me.

That is to say...

Kitty! :D

[AAlgar]

*Wonders about knife in lower left hand corner*

I've addressed this before. That was the ex's side of the room.

[TIP]

*Wonders about knife in lower left hand corner*

Checkers: 1
Monkey: 0

T

[Sy-Klone]

Man, we have filthed you up somethin' fierce since you showed up.

*proud papa*

Fake it 'til you make it.

[AAlgar]

Unfortunately, no. He was quite the source of amusement and really should have been paid. Sadly, he along with most of the other crazy dudes in my home town have died.

Boy, you really know the secret of an uplifting story.

:?

[TIP]

Boy, you really know the secret of an uplifting story.

:?

The crazy guy had telekinetic powers too?

T

[Artie Pink]

Johnny Paycheck was pretty ignorant on Luther Manning earlier this morning, but I let him slide. Might be time to pile on, eh?

[AAlgar]

Johnny Paycheck was pretty ignorant on Luther Manning earlier this morning, but I let him slide. Might be time to pile on, eh?

Meh. I think if we can find his missing D, he might turn out okay.

[TIP]

Johnny Paycheck was pretty ignorant on Luther Manning earlier this morning, but I let him slide. Might be time to pile on, eh?

A-yep...I saw that and passed.

T

[St.-]

argar largar it's crazy humid

[AAlgar]

argar largar it's crazy humid

Did you guys get the terrifying boom-tube thunder last night?

[Sy-Klone]

I find that paychecks as a rule don't suck.

But maybe that's just me.

[AAlgar]

I find that paychecks as a rule don't suck.

But maybe that's just me.

Speaking as one who went without them for quite awhile, I heartily concur.

[TIP]

Did you guys get the terrifying boom-tube thunder last night?

Blandy's leaving messages to the Saint now too?

[AAlgar]

Blandy's leaving messages to the Saint now too?

Dude, this was like... the goddamn Odinson was jumping on my roof.

[WillieLee]

Boy, you really know the secret of an uplifting story.

:?

If you had read the Christian thread you would know that I'm famous for my bluntness.

But if you want an uplifting story...He used to drink in the bar with another guy who was more of a drunk than crazy. They would drink mugs of beer which at that time were two for $2. Whenever one of them would get up to go to the bathroom, the guy at the table would take his full beer. It was a never-ending process.

[St.-]

Albums have a charm. There's a warmth to the music, too - but after the scratches an album receives after dragging a diamond (the world's hardest substance) across plastic, that warmth is eclipsed by pops and crackles.

Let alone warping, bumping the record by fucking walking or moving, etc.

But there is a charm. No way would I let a vinyl copy be the only source of music I love, but it's fun to let one spin now and again. Usually I have to flip the album over just when the thong's coming off, though...

When I listen to vinyl I cross dress too.

[WillieLee]

I find that paychecks as a rule don't suck.

But maybe that's just me.

Probably because you have chains to buy.

[Sy-Klone]

I think I'm just gonna stay in this thread this weekend.

Lots of posts that irk me out there in the mists. So rather than let them irk me, I'll just stay in and play bridge with the cast of Cocoon.

[TIP]

Dude, this was like... the goddamn Odinson was jumping on my roof.

Wait...the Norsk Infestation got as far West as Washington?

Damn.

T
(and I can pick them out of a crowd when I'm cashing my check...and I know what they're up to for the weekend...grog binge and goat harassment)

T

[AAlgar]

If you had read the Christian thread you would know that I'm famous for my bluntness.

But if you want an uplifting story...He used to drink in the bar with another guy who was more of a drunk than crazy. They would drink mugs of beer which at that time were two for $2. Whenever one of them would get up to go to the bathroom, the guy at the table would take his full beer. It was a never-ending process.

Yeah, I tend to avoid threads with words like "Christian" in them. Unless the ol' Jack-wannabe is working on Heathers 2.

[St.-]

Did you guys get the terrifying boom-tube thunder last night?

no just lighting and spots of thunder but nothing loud.

[AAlgar]

I think I'm just gonna stay in this thread this weekend.

Lots of posts that irk me out there in the mists. So rather than let them irk me, I'll just stay in and play bridge with the cast of Cocoon.

Bwa-ha-

Hey, that hurts! :cry:

[WillieLee]

The crazy guy had telekinetic powers too?

T

Damn. I forgot about the King angle.

[St.-]

Blandy's leaving messages to the Saint now too?

:)

this one took me a second.

[TIP]

no just lighting and spots of thunder but nothing loud.

Some old bread mold scrapings should clear that right up.

T

[WillieLee]

Yeah, I tend to avoid threads with words like "Christian" in them. Unless the ol' Jack-wannabe is working on Heathers 2.

It's the third time someone has told me to fuck off.

[AAlgar]

Wait...the Norsk Infestation got as far West as Washington?

Damn.

T
(and I can pick them out of a crowd when I'm cashing my check...and I know what they're up to for the weekend...grog binge and goat harassment)

T

It's not prejudiced. You can spot them by the horned hats.

[Sy-Klone]

Bwa-ha-

Hey, that hurts! :cry:

I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about Wilford Brimley. He's lurking in the corner over there.

You probably think this song is about you, too. But it's not. It's about James Taylor.

[TIP]

If you had read the Christian thread you would know that I'm famous for my bluntness.

But if you want an uplifting story...He used to drink in the bar with another guy who was more of a drunk than crazy. They would drink mugs of beer which at that time were two for $2. Whenever one of them would get up to go to the bathroom, the guy at the table would take his full beer. It was a never-ending process.

God DAMN...I love stories like that.


I think I'm just gonna stay in this thread this weekend.

Lots of posts that irk me out there in the mists. So rather than let them irk me, I'll just stay in and play bridge with the cast of Cocoon.

:lol:!!!

T
(fuck you, sonny!)

[AAlgar]

no just lighting and spots of thunder but nothing loud.

I'm pretty sure it fried the TARDIS on my teevee.

[TIP]

It's not prejudiced. You can spot them by the horned hats.

And the pimped out chariots.

T

[AAlgar]

I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about Wilford Brimley. He's lurking in the corner over there.

You probably think this song is about you, too. But it's not. It's about James Taylor.

You're on fire this evening. And we just seem utterly incapable of defending ourselves.

It's as if we've fallen, and we can't get up.

[AAlgar]

And the pimped out chariots.

T

My cell phone never works in Lief Erikson's 'hood.

[TIP]

I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about Wilford Brimley. He's lurking in the corner over there.

You probably think this song is about you, too. But it's not. It's about James Taylor.

We ask for Chumley and get Brimley.

Dammit.

T

[TIP]

Carly Si-klone-mon.

[AAlgar]

Wilford Brimley always said that eating oatmeal was the right thing to do (and the tasty way to do it).

So as far as I can tell, the tagline of Spike's most famous joint should be...

YOU CAN DO SOMETHING. YOU CAN DO NOTHING. OR YOU CAN EAT OATMEAL.

[Sy-Klone]

You're on fire this evening. And we just seem utterly incapable of defending ourselves.

It's as if we've fallen, and we can't get up.

And somewhere, C. Everett Coop laughs while Jocelyn Elders diddles herself.

[AAlgar]

And somewhere, C. Everett Coop laughs while Jocelyn Elders diddles herself.

If only I'd been taught her sensible cucumber condom application method instead of the starfruit I learned on.

[WillieLee]

God DAMN...I love stories like that.



He was quite the source of entertainment. One time he was drinking by himself then said out loud "Where did all these damn squirrels come from?"

[St.-]

Actually, I think I prefer the Rocky & Bullwinkle segments myself. I love the goofy cliffhangers and the terrible, terrible puns.

If there isn't a complete story at the end of the season I'll be mad, mighty mad.*

2% kraft cheese spread ref


I love that show.

Way back when I played Unreal Tournament for the PC I used to use Bender as the 'skin' for my character. The guy that created it did a slick job, too. It looked exactly like Bender and he even added Bender sound bytes for when you'd shoot someone or get yourself blown up.

That would have been awesome. I spent way to much time playing that game.


And my senility got the better of me.

I was (wrongly) under the recollection that both Mage I and Mage II open with references to songs by The Jam.

Nope.

Mage I opens with with panel:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/tiptone/Scan43.jpg

And that is a tune by The Stray Cats (Rebels Rule).

Mage II Chapter One opens with The Jam's Town Called Malice.

Thanks for playing!

T
:smile:

I miss Brain Setzer. If there were goverment grants for music I would have no problem giving him and his band a large one.

[AAlgar]

He was quite the source of entertainment. One time he was drinking by himself then said out loud "Where did all these damn squirrels come from?"

There is one squirrel in my neighborhood. I have never lived anywhere where there's only one squirrel. This fucker is missing most of his tail... I'm pretty sure he's the lone survivor of some kind of evolutionary squirrel fight club death match.

[St.-]

Some old bread mold scrapings should clear that right up.

T

I got skittles from a girl once and that cleared up about two weeks later.

[AAlgar]

I got skittles from a girl once and that cleared up about two weeks later.

Taste the rainbow.

TAAAAASTE IIIIIIT! :x

[Sy-Klone]

If only I'd been taught her sensible cucumber condom application method instead of the starfruit I learned on.

Ouch.

In my college health class, they passed around a plush representation of testicles (human) in order to simulate how to check for lumps. I had trouble finding the lumps. I realized after about a minute of fiddling with the plush balls that I had my tongue sticking out, a habit any time I concentrate on a task. So I look up and see one of my classmates looking at me. My face turns beet red, and I pass the balls on to the next person.

[WillieLee]

There is one squirrel in my neighborhood. I have never lived anywhere where there's only one squirrel. This fucker is missing most of his tail... I'm pretty sure he's the lone survivor of some kind of evolutionary squirrel fight club death match.

Maybe he's just a metaphor sent by god warning you about the dangers of nuclear proliferation?

[St.-]

I'm pretty sure it fried the TARDIS on my teevee.

underwhere?

[TIP]

He was quite the source of entertainment. One time he was drinking by himself then said out loud "Where did all these damn squirrels come from?"

:thumb:

This has now reminded me of this other Jim from 'round these parts.

He'd often approach tables of unsuspecting folk and inquire if they'd like to read his manifesto. My pal John and I agreed when we were asked while enjoying some Summit Winter Ales at a local pub.

He's quite the character...so much so that a local band used pics of him for their album art:
http://www.greazymeal.com/images/ub_cover_med.jpg

T
(he always has that peacock feather in his hair)

[St.-]

Ouch.

In my college health class, they passed around a plush representation of testicles (human) in order to simulate how to check for lumps. I had trouble finding the lumps. I realized after about a minute of fiddling with the plush balls that I had my tongue sticking out, a habit any time I concentrate on a task. So I look up and see one of my classmates looking at me. My face turns beet red, and I pass the balls on to the next person.

HEY! don't bogart those balls.

[TIP]

I miss Brain Setzer. If there were goverment grants for music I would have no problem giving him and his band a large one.

He's a new resident of the Twin Cities and is working on a new album with area producer/guitar god/Polara frontman Ed Ackerson.

T

[AAlgar]

Ouch.

In my college health class, they passed around a plush representation of testicles (human) in order to simulate how to check for lumps. I had trouble finding the lumps. I realized after about a minute of fiddling with the plush balls that I had my tongue sticking out, a habit any time I concentrate on a task. So I look up and see one of my classmates looking at me. My face turns beet red, and I pass the balls on to the next person.

"Lumpy" kinda rolls off the tongue, don't it?

[St.-]

Taste the rainbow.

TAAAAASTE IIIIIIT! :x

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

[WillieLee]

:thumb:

This has now reminded me of this other Jim from 'round these parts.

He'd often approach tables of unsuspecting folk and inquire if they'd like to read his manifesto. My pal John and I agreed when we were asked while enjoying some Summit Winter Ales at a local pub.

He's quite the character...so much so that a local band used pics of him for their album art:
http://www.greazymeal.com/images/ub_cover_med.jpg

T
(he always has that peacock feather in his hair)

Awesome. Crazy dudes rock. Except for the creepy or violent ones. Up in the Yukon there is a guy they call Taggish Elvis. Who, of course, is an Elvis impersonator that claims to a) be Elvis and b)have been abducted by aliens.

[Sy-Klone]

HEY! don't bogart those balls.

I wonder if I could order those plush balls somewhere. It'd make a great gift.

Seriously, you'd have thought there was candy inside 'em they way I was poking and prodding and massaging 'em.

[AAlgar]

Maybe he's just a metaphor sent by god warning you about the dangers of nuclear proliferation?

Dude, I live in Seattle. There's a 5-man war protest outside the drug store every Wednesday at 2PM. You can't throw a stone without hitting somebody warning you about the dangers of somethingorother.

[Artie Pink]

Check this shit out - goin' for a bike ride, havin' a beer, and picking up a large order of fried eggplant. Die jealous!

[AAlgar]

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

Taun-tard?

[AAlgar]

Check this shit out - goin' for a bike ride, havin' a beer, and picking up a large order of fried eggplant. Die jealous!

Lying in bed with a naked girl. Probably read my comics, heat up some leftover pizza, then grab a blowjob.

I WIN!

[Sy-Klone]

"Lumpy" kinda rolls off the tongue, don't it?

I don't know. You'd have to ask Jerry Mathers.

[St.-]

He's a new resident of the Twin Cities and is working on a new album with area producer/guitar god/Polara frontman Ed Ackerson.

T

I still havn't heard 13 which is more rockabilly I guess. I'd like to get his sun records cover album I think that would be cool. I was just watching a old tape (now on dvd thanks to a friend) of setzer on conan and miss those days of yore.

[WillieLee]

Dude, I live in Seattle. There's a 5-man war protest outside the drug store every Wednesday at 2PM. You can't throw a stone without hitting somebody warning you about the dangers of somethingorother.

But have people protested protesting(the act itself)?

[TIP]

Awesome. Crazy dudes rock. Except for the creepy or violent ones. Up in the Yukon there is a guy they call Taggish Elvis. Who, of course, is an Elvis impersonator that claims to a) be Elvis and b)have been abducted by aliens.

:lol:


I wonder if I could order those plush balls somewhere. It'd make a great gift.

You can order metallic testicles for your truck's trailer hitch.



Seriously, you'd have thought there was candy inside 'em they way I was poking and prodding and massaging 'em.

This one is too easy...so I'm leaving them be.

T
(I already wear glasses)

[AAlgar]

But have people protested protesting(the act itself)?

I've seen the low self-esteem protesters... the guys with signs like DOWN WITH ME and 1-2-3-4, I DON'T WANNA LIVE NO MORE.

[St.-]

I wonder if I could order those plush balls somewhere. It'd make a great gift.

Seriously, you'd have thought there was candy inside 'em they way I was poking and prodding and massaging 'em.

was there girls in said class?

[St.-]

Taun-tard?

Why would I taste a couch.

[AAlgar]

Saint Hyphen! Start pestering Unca TIP now... he wants to come out here this fall. Let's make this Spamalot thing a proper TIP thread hootenanny!

[Sy-Klone]

Check this shit out - goin' for a bike ride, havin' a beer, and picking up a large order of fried eggplant. Die jealous!


Lying in bed with a naked girl. Probably read my comics, heat up some leftover pizza, then grab a blowjob.

I WIN!

Lying in bed naked, watching Futurama and MST3K, eating homemade pizza before spending quality time with Hot Hands Argentina and Canada-2 and drifting off to a quiet sleep with the bed all to myself.

[TIP]

Check this shit out - goin' for a bike ride, havin' a beer, and picking up a large order of fried eggplant. Die jealous!


Lying in bed with a naked girl. Probably read my comics, heat up some leftover pizza, then grab a blowjob.

I WIN!

Whoa.

Let's see...I supposed to meet Brad and Blandy for Beer (heh) later...but Blandy got a flat on his way to the movie with Brad.

The NSB is out with friends...I have to grab a shower soon...beer solo until someone shows up...make salacious comments to the waitstaff...

T

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

So much for that. Had a flat tire on the way and ended up coming back home after changing to the spare. That'll teach me to have fun. :mad:

[Sy-Klone]

was there girls in said class?

Yes. That's why it was awkward. I mean, I don't mind massaging balls when other dudes are around, but when there are ladies in the room, it's just uncouth.

[WillieLee]

:lol:

My friends who lived up there saw him hitchhiking and decided to pick him up for the story. But they soon regretted it when they realized that the King doesn't like bathing.




You can order metallic testicles for your truck's trailer hitch.


I was going to mention these the other day. I am always upset at myself that I never think of these idiotic things to sell to people for money.

[TIP]

Why would I taste a couch.

Second and third hand upholstery...soaked with the nutrients and seepage of a thousand different cads...now with marshmellow gaucho beds and Trotsky pants.

T

[AAlgar]

Yes. That's why it was awkward. I mean, I don't mind massaging balls when other dudes are around, but when there are ladies in the room, it's just uncouth.

If there's one thing I tell people when they ask about my pal Sö Kööl, it's that he's couth. I'm gonna start calling you Sö Köuth, the Höt-Handed.

[WillieLee]

So much for that. Had a flat tire on the way and ended up coming back home after changing to the spare. That'll teach me to have fun. :mad:

God frowned on your male date.

[Sy-Klone]

You can order metallic testicles for your truck's trailer hitch.

This one is too easy...so I'm leaving them be.

T
(I already wear glasses)

That's what I need. Trailer hitch balls.

[TIP]

So much for that. Had a flat tire on the way and ended up coming back home after changing to the spare. That'll teach me to have fun. :mad:

:sad:

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Bah! I don't feel like recapping myself.

[St.-]

you know with all this music talk that happened today you'd think I'd have more to recap but I feel mighty JABSENY tonight.


This morning I was listening to the new decembirsts album but went into that half sleep thing and during so I thought that this new album was loads better then picarchiqsqquwuwuuwquuqqeue then I woke up. so tonight I get to listen to it and find out if the sleeping me was right.

[AAlgar]

Bah! I don't feel like recapping myself.

:(

[Sy-Klone]

So much for that. Had a flat tire on the way and ended up coming back home after changing to the spare. That'll teach me to have fun. :mad:

Rats. :(

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

In the silver lining file, I did rent Overlord for the 360 earlier. Looks like I'll have more time to burn and pillage tonight.

[AAlgar]

In the silver lining file, I did rent Overlord for the 360 earlier. Looks like I'll have more time to burn and pillage tonight.

Did you get your Death Bed? Everybody else checked in.

[TIP]

That's what I need. Trailer hitch balls.

And the Nascar Nation collectively and liquidly spasmed into overturned hubcaps...a Winner's Circle Jerk of Cosmic/Comic proportions.

T

[St.-]

Saint Hyphen! Start pestering Unca TIP now... he wants to come out here this fall. Let's make this Spamalot thing a proper TIP thread hootenanny!

Tip you should come. Me and AAl will spring for some RK toot.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Did you get your Death Bed? Everybody else checked in.

Oooh, I haven't checked my mail yet! I might have dvds from BO as well.

[TIP]

Tip you should come. Me and AAl will spring for some RK toot.

EasyPants FLOOMPH!

T
(what's the date?)

[AAlgar]

Oooh, I haven't checked my mail yet! I might have dvds from BO as well.

Lemme know. I'm gonna watch it tonight if everybody has theirs. And I'd rather subject Wren to it while she's still here.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

I did indeed get my Death Bed.

[R0cketFr0g]

The NSB is out with friends...I have to grab a shower soon...beer solo until someone shows up...make salacious comments to the waitstaff...

T

I drink alone.

[St.-]

Yes. That's why it was awkward. I mean, I don't mind massaging balls when other dudes are around, but when there are ladies in the room, it's just uncouth.

I made one sex joke in sex ed and was promptly booed by everyone in class and then scolded by the teacher on how unfunny the subject was. follipan tubes are funny get over yourselfs.

[AAlgar]

EasyPants FLOOMPH!

T
(what's the date?)

October 10-28 in Seattle.

[TIP]

Now I want to go have some Luther Manning shaped Nachos and make folk ride on the back of the bus.

T

[AAlgar]

I did indeed get my Death Bed.

HUZZAH!

Gentlemen, start your viewing!

You know, over the next few days or whathaveyou.

[Sy-Klone]

If there's one thing I tell people when they ask about my pal Sö Kööl, it's that he's couth. I'm gonna start calling you Sö Köuth, the Höt-Handed.

My dear suh, I would be humbled to accept this noble gesture.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Now I want to go have some Luther Manning shaped Nachos and make folk ride on the back of the bus.

T

On the back or in the back? On the back would be much more amusing. (for me, not them)

[Sy-Klone]

I drink alone.

So you prefer to be by yourself?

[TIP]

October 10-28 in Seattle.

Hmm...my birfin'day is the 13th and a close friend of mine's is the 18th...maybe late October?

I'll need to check the ol' expense report...afterall, I only get paid twice a month, for fuck's sake, and this abacus won't slap its own beads.

T

[St.-]

Second and third hand upholstery...soaked with the nutrients and seepage of a thousand different cads...now with marshmellow gaucho beds and Trotsky pants.

T


and do I detect a hint of Kashmere. DUH DUH DUH DUH ... DUH DUH DUH DUH. why yes I do.

[AAlgar]

Now I want to go have some Luther Manning shaped Nachos and make folk ride on the back of the bus.

T

Rosa Parks will resume weeping Monday morning. She's standing in line at Popeye's now.

[St.-]

EasyPants FLOOMPH!

T
(what's the date?)

ahHA! sex does sell friendship.

[AAlgar]

Hmm...my birfin'day is the 13th and a close friend of mine's is the 18th...maybe late October?

I'll need to check the ol' expense report...afterall, I only get paid twice a month, for fuck's sake, and this abacus won't slap its own beads.

T

Hey man, you make it out here anytime between those dates and I'll take care of the rest. That includes kidnapping My Fair Canadienne from the north and the Saint from the south.

[Sy-Klone]

I made one sex joke in sex ed and was promptly booed by everyone in class and then scolded by the teacher on how unfunny the subject was. follipan tubes are funny get over yourselfs.

Yes, they are. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes.

[TIP]

On the back or in the back? On the back would be much more amusing. (for me, not them)

On their backs in the back while sitting backwards with the backing of Back, Back, Back and Back.

T

[AAlgar]

Yes, they are. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes.

I swear to the almighty prophet Zarquon, that will never get old.

You hear me, Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska? NEVER!

[Sy-Klone]

Boy, TIP is just on a world tour this year.

*buffs Louisville Slugger*

[St.-]

Hey man, you make it out here anytime between those dates and I'll take care of the rest. That includes kidnapping My Fair Canadienne from the north and the Saint from the south.

how far are you from portland again?

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

On their backs in the back while sitting backwards with the backing of Back, Back, Back and Back.

T

And listening to "Sexyback".

[AAlgar]

how far are you from portland again?

2 hours, give or take.

I'll come pick you up, no problemo.

[TIP]

and do I detect a hint of Kashmere. DUH DUH DUH DUH ... DUH DUH DUH DUH. why yes I do.

TIP versus Robert Plant for the Winner of the Open Shirt Award!


Hey man, you make it out here anytime between those dates and I'll take care of the rest. That includes kidnapping My Fair Canadienne from the north and the Saint from the south.

Duly noted and will be considered for consideration.

T
:thumb:

[Sy-Klone]

I swear to the almighty prophet Zarquon, that will never get old.

You hear me, Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska? NEVER!

A man had a dream.

That man was Senator Ted Stevens.

That dream was a BRIDGE TO NOWHERE FUNDED BY OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!

[St.-]

Yes, they are. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes.

you got the truck thing too?! my teacher acted like he came up with that and was the shakspere of sex ed. what a Telsa!

eat time.

[TIP]

Boy, TIP is just on a world tour this year.

*buffs Louisville Slugger*

:lol:

I do need to make a South o' the Mason/Dixon line again someday.

[AAlgar]

:lol:

I do need to make a South o' the Mason/Dixon line again someday.

Jokes about hicks, hillbillies and hrednecks aside, there's some fine eats in nem parts.

[Raphael J]

TIP versus Robert Plant for the Winner of the Open Shirt Award!

When I saw Robert Plant and the Strange Sensation a few years back, his guitarist got caught inside his shirt. And a tambourine.

It was very awkward.

If you can beat that, you win.

[TIP]

Okay...I need to finally roll and get out of the house.

Back soonish (I'm sure I'll end up at the Wi-Fi bar)

[AAlgar]

Moonbeard! :rock:

[Raphael J]

Moonbeard! :rock:

Hey AAl! How's it going?

[AAlgar]

Hey AAl! How's it going?

Fan-goddamn-tastic.

You don't come and play enough. That makes my pudding soggy with tears.

[WillieLee]

Boy, TIP is just on a world tour this year.

*buffs Louisville Slugger*

With a mic in his hand?

[Sy-Klone]

:lol:

I do need to make a South o' the Mason/Dixon line again someday.

Come on down. Sit a spell. Rest your weary bones with a glass of lemonade and some of the most beautiful countryside you'll ever see.

(And Ned Beatty. But don't mind him. He's just like that.)


Jokes about hicks, hillbillies and hrednecks aside, there's some fine eats in nem parts.

Damn straight. And I can cook a lot of them fine eats myself.

[R0cketFr0g]

That makes my pudding soggy with tears.

Kiss mah grits!

[AAlgar]

With a mic in his hand?

I think that was a whiffle ball bat.

[Sy-Klone]

Fan-goddamn-tastic.

You don't come and play enough. That makes my pudding soggy with tears.

Soft foods are easier if you have dentures.

Are you at that age yet?

[Raphael J]

Fan-goddamn-tastic.

You don't come and play enough. That makes my pudding soggy with tears.

To be perfectly honest, I don't really think of myself as a true TIPster. I'm not nearly as funny as you guys, so I kinda quiet down when I don't feel like I can contribute much. Not that I don't wanna be, but y'know.

And I heard that if you eat a lot of pudding, your poo turns blue. Or something.

I think Bendis said it.

...what if it's a bald thing? Like, only bald people can poo blue. Or if you start pooing blue when you're bald? I could probably ask my dad.



*See what I mean about quieting down?

[Raphael J]

Soft foods are easier if you have dentures.

Are you at that age yet?

You'll have to type bigger. I'm not sure he can read print that small.

[AAlgar]

Soft foods are easier if you have dentures.

Are you at that age yet?

God damn you, Reverse Matlock!

(Nobody is mocking Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize this enough.)

[AAlgar]

To be perfectly honest, I don't really think of myself as a true TIPster. I'm not nearly as funny as you guys, so I kinda quiet down when I don't feel like I can contribute much. Not that I don't wanna be, but y'know.

And I heard that if you eat a lot of pudding, your poo turns blue. Or something.

I think Bendis said it.

...what if it's a bald thing? Like, only bald people can poo blue. Or if you start pooing blue when you're bald? I could probably ask my dad.



*See what I mean about quieting down?

What? That's bull hockey man. The thing about being funny, I mean. Josh is never funny, and we still love him. Or we pretend to, anyway.

[Sy-Klone]

To be perfectly honest, I don't really think of myself as a true TIPster. I'm not nearly as funny as you guys, so I kinda quiet down when I don't feel like I can contribute much. Not that I don't wanna be, but y'know.

And I heard that if you eat a lot of pudding, your poo turns blue. Or something.

I think Bendis said it.

...what if it's a bald thing? Like, only bald people can poo blue. Or if you start pooing blue when you're bald? I could probably ask my dad.

*See what I mean about quieting down?

You're as much of a TIPster as I am. Hell, you've gotten the chance to play Gears and meet up with folks like JABSEN and Josh.

Sit a spell. Rest your weary bones. Have some lemonade. Hey, Ned. *tips hat*

[Raphael J]

What? That's bull hockey man. The thing about being funny, I mean. Josh is never funny, and we still love him. Or we pretend to, anyway.

Well that's good to hear.

And I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Josh is not funny. Knowing that I'm not alone in my awkward sympathy laughs is comforting.

[Sy-Klone]

You'll have to type bigger. I'm not sure he can read print that small.

I think you're right.

Hey, AAl...is this better?

[AAlgar]

Well that's good to hear.

And I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Josh is not funny. Knowing that I'm not alone in my awkward sympathy laughs is comforting.

Also, I'm pretty sure you pioneered the field of JABSEN-bashing. Which is a cornerstone of the TIP thread.

[Raphael J]

You're as much of a TIPster as I am. Hell, you've gotten the chance to play Gears and meet up with folks like JABSEN and Josh.

Sit a spell. Rest your weary bones. Have some lemonade. Hey, Ned. *tips hat*

Jabsen's cool, but it's really hard to find him. He always manages to be behind stuff like coffee pots or cookie jar.

And, well...Josh is handsy. That I wish upon no person.

Maybe a bear. A big one.

With a jetpack.

And Ned has to be about the strangest nickname someone's ever called me.

[Sy-Klone]

God damn you, Reverse Matlock!

(Nobody is mocking Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize this enough.)

I think he wants to watch Matlock.

You want to watch Matlock? Okay. You can watch Matlock. But don't get overexcited. You know how your stories can overexcite you.

[AAlgar]

I think you're right.

Hey, AAl...is this better?

Try it in braille. :x

[Raphael J]

Also, I'm pretty sure you pioneered the field of JABSEN-bashing. Which is a cornerstone of the TIP thread.

I was going to make a joke about it being a hard mountain to get across, but then it felt kind of silly as I typed it.

*Two short jokes in two posts!

[AAlgar]

Jabsen's cool, but it's really hard to find him. He always manages to be behind stuff like coffee pots or cookie jar.

And, well...Josh is handsy. That I wish upon no person.

Maybe a bear. A big one.

With a jetpack.

And Ned has to be about the strangest nickname someone's ever called me.

Especially if you have udders.

[Raphael J]

I think he wants to watch Matlock.

You want to watch Matlock? Okay. You can watch Matlock. But don't get overexcited. You know how your stories can overexcite you.

I've never seen Matlock. Or the Andy Griffith Show. The whistling theme song was my first exposure to the man's work and since I can't whistle, it just felt like he was rubbing it in.

The old bastard.

:x

[Raphael J]

Especially if you have udders.

I'm glad he's the one who owns the cow suit then.

Man, that's a creepy mental image.

[AAlgar]

Crap, I gotta go. I hate to be all "post here more, Raph!" and then leave, but I have a girl over, and that trumps all. :spidey:

[Sy-Klone]

Jabsen's cool, but it's really hard to find him. He always manages to be behind stuff like coffee pots or cookie jar.

And, well...Josh is handsy. That I wish upon no person.

Maybe a bear. A big one.

With a jetpack.

And Ned has to be about the strangest nickname someone's ever called me.

Josh ain't seen handsy until he's met these Hands. Hell, I'm jealous of you...you've gotten to hang out with these guys. :)

[Raphael J]

Crap, I gotta go. I hate to be all "post here more, Raph!" and then leave, but I have a girl over, and that trumps all. :spidey:

You have a girl over? What the hell are you doing on the board you idiot.

Go!

GO!

[AAlgar]

You have a girl over? What the hell are you doing on the board you idiot.

Go!

GO!

Well, it's only Wren. She's reading over my shoulder.

[Raphael J]

Josh ain't seen handsy until he's met these Hands. Hell, I'm jealous of you...you've gotten to hang out with these guys. :)

In my mind, your hands have mouths in the palms (like the thing from Pan's Labyrinth).

[Raphael J]

Well, it's only Wren. She's reading over my shoulder.

Did she hit you because you said "it's only..."? I find that when I do that, women tend to hit me.

[AAlgar]

Did she hit you because you said "it's only..."? I find that when I do that, women tend to hit me.

I type and scroll really fast. She didn't see it. :shifty:

[Sy-Klone]

Well, it's only Wren. She's reading over my shoulder.

:wave:

I don't think I've met Wren, but she sounds cooler than cool. So hey. :)

[AAlgar]

:wave:

I don't think I've met Wren, but she sounds cooler than cool. So hey. :)

She used to post here a lot, but she quit and managed to stay quit. She's been cracking up at you today... and you've given her quite a lot of fuel for the "AAl is old" fire. (She's 9 years younger than I am.) So thanks for that. :x

[Raphael J]

I type and scroll really fast. She didn't see it. :shifty:

Smart man.

[Sy-Klone]

In my mind, your hands have mouths in the palms (like the thing from Pan's Labyrinth).

That's not normal?!!

I should probably see a doctor, then.

[Raphael J]

She used to post here a lot, but she quit and managed to stay quit. She's been cracking up at you today... and you've given her quite a lot of fuel for the "AAl is old" fire. (She's 9 years younger than I am.) So thanks for that. :x

She's nine years younger than you? Man, Sy was right, you really are that older creepy guy.

Hey Sy, you were right.

You were so right.

[R0cketFr0g]

She used to post here a lot, but she quit and managed to stay quit. She's been cracking up at you today... and you've given her quite a lot of fuel for the "AAl is old" fire. (She's 9 years younger than I am.) So thanks for that. :x

I'm not funny?

[Raphael J]

That's not normal?!!

I should probably see a doctor, then.

Nah, just remember to feed it and brush it's teeth.

And to not lick people's palms. You never know where they've been.

[Sy-Klone]

She used to post here a lot, but she quit and managed to stay quit. She's been cracking up at you today... and you've given her quite a lot of fuel for the "AAl is old" fire. (She's 9 years younger than I am.) So thanks for that. :x

Did you meet her when she came to check in on you? Was she your caretaker or something? Because that's so romantic. For her. For you, it's kinda creepy.

[AAlgar]

She's nine years older than you? Man, Sy was right, you really are that older creepy guy.

Hey Sy, you were right.

You were so right.

No, college boy. She's younger. She's nine years younger. Reading comprehension! :roll:

She's 23, I'm 32. But... I dunno, something about Metric conversions or exchange rates or something.

[AAlgar]

I'm not funny?

You're cloaked 90% of the time. :?

[AAlgar]

Did you meet her when she came to check in on you? Was she your caretaker or something? Because that's so romantic. For her. For you, it's kinda creepy.

When I woke up, she smacked my face and called me "faker."

[WillieLee]

No, college boy. She's younger. She's nine years.


What the hell?

[Raphael J]

No, college boy. She's younger. She's nine years younger. Reading comprehension! :roll:

She's 23, I'm 32. But... I dunno, something about Metric conversions or exchange rates or something.

Hey, I'm post-college degree boy now! Since December!

Man, I didn't know you were that old. When does that senior citizen's discount kick in?

Do you have the big pants that go over your stomach yet? I bet you'd rock those with some suspenders.

[AAlgar]

What the hell?

If there's no grass on the field, play in the mud. :heybaby:

[Sy-Klone]

Nah, just remember to feed it and brush it's teeth.

And to not lick people's palms. You never know where they've been.

I wondered why people have been recoiling in terror after shaking my hands. No wonder I was such a hit at the office retreat last week. The palms can be an erogenous zone.

[AAlgar]

Hey, I'm post-college degree boy now! Since December!

Man, I didn't know you were that old. When does that senior citizen's discount kick in?

Do you have the big pants that go over your stomach yet? I bet you'd rock those with some suspenders.

Damn it, you people have been on my lawn for so long that it's way too late to go to Denny's. It's 7:30! Who can eat a meal at 7:30??

[R0cketFr0g]

You're cloaked 90% of the time. :?

But it's velvet!

[Raphael J]

I wondered why people have been recoiling in terror after shaking my hands. No wonder I was such a hit at the office retreat last week. The palms can be an erogenous zone.

But...

*whispers*

people touch their penises with their palms. Or someone else's. That, through some very hard and scientific math, is = you've become a whore really fast.

Think about it.

[Sy-Klone]

When I woke up, she smacked my face and called me "faker."

I didn't know it was even possible for men to fake it. You deserve your Academy Award, Mr. Hanks.

[Raphael J]

Damn it, you people have been on my lawn for so long that it's way too late to go to Denny's. It's 7:30! Who can eat a meal at 7:30??

I can't wait till you talk about how things were better back in your day.

Oh wait...

[AAlgar]

But it's velvet!

That always makes me think of the lion that James Earl Jones was wearing in Coming to America.

Eddie Murphy (as old Jewish guy): This is BEAUTIFUL! What is that, velvet?

[Raphael J]

I didn't know it was even possible for men to fake it. You deserve your Academy Award, Mr. Hanks.

TIP Thread Confession:

I faked it once because I had a headache.

[Sy-Klone]

But...

*whispers*

people touch their penises with their palms. Or someone else's. That, through some very hard and scientific math, is = you've become a whore really fast.

Think about it.

:Panic:

[AAlgar]

I can't wait till you talk about how things were better back in your day.

Oh wait...

Okay, show of hands (wrinkled or otherwise)... who's with a girl right now?

I win. :x

[Raphael J]

Okay, show of hands (wrinkled or otherwise)... who's with a girl right now?

I win. :x

*raises hand*

We're both winners AAl!

[AAlgar]

*raises hand*

We're both winners AAl!

Right now? What's her name? Where's she from?

Don't try to say "she's from Canada and I wouldn't know her," because I already use that one.

[R0cketFr0g]

That always makes me think of the lion that James Earl Jones was wearing in Coming to America.

Eddie Murphy (as old Jewish guy): This is BEAUTIFUL! What is that, velvet?

We have the Golden Arcs.

[AAlgar]

We have the Golden Arcs.

For some reason, I saw that movie like 8 times in the theater that summer.

[Raphael J]

Right now? What's her name? Where's she from?

Don't try to say "she's from Canada and I wouldn't know her," because I already use that one.

Her name is Shannon and she's here from Greensboro. And she's staring at me kind of funny because I had to double check that she's a townie.

[AAlgar]

Her name is Shannon and she's here from Greensboro. And she's staring at me kind of funny because I had to double check that she's a townie.

Very well. A winner is you.

[Raphael J]

For some reason, I saw that movie like 8 times in the theater that summer.

It's one of my favorite movies of all time.

[AAlgar]

It's one of my favorite movies of all time.


It's definitely one of Eddie's last great comedies. But I certainly didn't love it enough to see it 8 times. I think it was just a really slow summer.

Well, that and the boobies.

[Raphael J]

Very well. A winner is you.

TIP Thread Confession:

She's real, and she's here, but we're not together in any fashion anymore other than friends. So technically, you win.

[Raphael J]

It's definitely one of Eddie's last great comedies. But I certainly didn't love it enough to see it 8 times. I think it was just a really slow summer.

Well, that and the boobies.

For some reason, I pictured you singing Ebony and Ivory a lot that summer.

[AAlgar]

TIP Thread Confession:

She's real, and she's here, but we're not together in any fashion anymore other than friends. So technically, you win.

That moonbeard hides a pretty good poker face.

[WillieLee]

I've got COPS to watch and a Christian thread to avoid. later bitches.

[AAlgar]

For some reason, I pictured you singing Ebony and Ivory a lot that summer.

I believe that was the summer of Def Leppard's Hysteria.

And now we've come full circle. Enjoy your weekend everyone. I'm off to watch Death Bed.

[Raphael J]

That moonbeard hides a pretty good poker face.

Like you wouldn't believe sailor.

[Sy-Klone]

Okay, show of hands (wrinkled or otherwise)... who's with a girl right now?

I win. :x

I must concede defeat on that count.

But you're still older.

[Sy-Klone]

Okay, I'm off for the evening (most likely). Have a good night, Raph and AAl (and Wren) and Willie and Frog and anyone else lurking about!

[R0cketFr0g]

For some reason, I saw that movie like 8 times in the theater that summer.

Because it was awesome maybe?

[Raphael J]

I'm gonna leave too, because this funny look has turned into someone looking over my shoulder, which makes writing hard. I'm gonna kick her in the face now and bid you all a good night.

And probably play X-Box instead of hanging out with her stupid face.

[R0cketFr0g]

Am I the only one where she's in the other room right now and couldn't give a wrinkled rat's ass?

[TIP]

Ah...food ordered and 10 minutes to two-fer-ones.

T

[TIP]

Try it in braille. :x

What's that 'science' of reading the lumps on folk's heads called?

T

[TIP]

But it's velvet!

A friend reminded me of a line of mine from year's ago.

Something about "humping the plush off of it."

T

[TIP]

I didn't know it was even possible for men to fake it. You deserve your Academy Award, Mr. Hanks.

:wave:

Hell, ol' Cosmo Kramer claimed to have faked it too.

T

[TIP]

Connect Vic Tayback.

T

[R0cketFr0g]

Connect Vic Tayback.

T

You're a Sharples one Palermo...

[TIP]

You're a Sharples one Palermo...

AAl's been lying to me about my Sherpa heritage, has he?

:mad:

T

[AAlgar]

What's that 'science' of reading the lumps on folk's heads called?

T

Phrenology.

TMBG have a song about it on their new album, written basically on a dare.

[AAlgar]

You guys are in for a... treat... with Death Bed. Hoo, man.

[Thommy Melanson]

What's that 'science' of reading the lumps on folk's heads called?

T

Devilry, heathen - that's what!

[TIP]

Phrenology.

TMBG have a song about it on their new album, written basically on a dare.


Devilry, heathen - that's what!

Oh NOES...Mio DOES...er...Mio Dio!

T
(and I do mean James Dio)

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

So uh....how's it goin?

[TIP]

So uh....how's it goin?

Low and lazy.

And mildly busy bar on a Saturday night, a belly full of food, Wi-Fi...although my Nerditude is clearly evident.

T
:nerd:

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Low and lazy.

And mildly busy bar on a Saturday night, a belly full of food, Wi-Fi...although my Nerditude is clearly evident.

T
:nerd:

Is the blonde girl with the kind of big forehead working? I like her.

[Raphael J]

Is it wrong that I enjoy Stewart's role in Catwoman more than I enjoyed Cooke's?

[TIP]

Is the blonde girl with the kind of big forehead working? I like her.

:lol:

Nope.

But the one that IS working is one of the two or three that the Neff fancies.

T

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

:lol:

Nope.

But the one that IS working is one of the two or three that the Neff fancies.

T

Whew. At least I'm not missing anything there.

[c. page]

:wave:

Hell, ol' Cosmo Kramer claimed to have faked it too.

T

condoms make it surprisingly easy to fake it, if you're a good enough actor.

:shifty:

not that i would know about that...

[TIP]

Is it wrong that I enjoy Stewart's role in Catwoman more than I enjoyed Cooke's?

The colorist over the artist?

Nothing wrong with that.

[TIP]

Whew. At least I'm not missing anything there.

:lol:


condoms make it surprisingly easy to fake it, if you're a good enough actor.

:shifty:

not that i would know about that...

*whistles innocentboyly*

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

:lol:



*whistles innocentboyly*

I've seen one of the girls he fancies. (that one bar after the Happy Gnome that I always get the name of wrong) So I'm gonna go ahead and assume I wouldn't be interested.

[TIP]

I've seen one of the girls he fancies. (that one bar after the Happy Gnome that I always get the name of wrong) So I'm gonna go ahead and assume I wouldn't be interested.

:rofl:

He likes 'em flat and thin...like an English Schoolboy.

T
:shifty:

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

:rofl:

He likes 'em flat and thin...like an English Schoolboy.

T
:shifty:

Keleanime wept!

[TIP]

Keleanime wept!

Viva la Dance Dance Revolution!

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Viva la Dance Dance Revolution!

That reminds me, I almost rented Big the other day.

[TIP]

That reminds me, I almost rented Big the other day.

Foot Ticklin' the Giant Ivories.

Stevie Wonder...eat your heart out.

T

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Foot Ticklin' the Giant Ivories.

Stevie Wonder...eat your heart out.

T

Tom Hanks dances the Minute Waltz in 30 seconds, so I hear.

[TIP]

Tom Hanks dances the Minute Waltz in 30 seconds, so I hear.

With no Scolari in sight.

T

[TIP]

The Doctor is In!

[WillieLee]

What's that 'science' of reading the lumps on folk's heads called?

T

Phrenology.

[PeteL]

When Enya wins, rape wins.

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