Whose House? TIP's house!

[AAlgar]

:cry:

Aw, I can't stay mad at you.

Wait, you're JABSEN! You're the one person I CAN stay mad at! :x

[WillieLee]

I used to work around helicopters in southern Maryland. Pilots more than once took coolers filled with freshly caught crabs (the aquatic variety) across the country with them.

I'll bring you fresh crabs anytime you want. I don't care if this joke is obvious, I'm still going to post it.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Urg.

[c. page]

Urg.

bad case of the blandys?

[TIP]

AND

Scene.

T
(zzz)

[AAlgar]

AND

Scene.

T
(zzz)

Et tu, Togná?

[AAlgar]

Yes, I was so upset that everyone's deserting me that I froze the board for about 10 minutes.

It's becoming a part of my consciousness again.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

bad case of the blandys?

The not enough sleep before workys.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

I believe I've hit that point where pop culture is beyond my grasp. It's not tailored to me and I don't really care.

I think I'm getting there.

[JABSEN]

Aw, I can't stay mad at you.

Wait, you're JABSEN! You're the one person I CAN stay mad at! :xI blame ME!

[AAlgar]

I blame ME!

I wish I knew how to (ta)quit(o) you.

[JABSEN]

I did read some comics yesterday. Punisher MAX was amazing. Marvel Zombies vs AOD rocked. Ant- Man was really good. That was a fine piece of ASS. Quitely's art seemed sketchier in parts, though.

Still got Vertigo and Wildstorm stuff to read.

[WillieLee]

Ha. I was reading about Amiga computers and it filled me with melancholy centered around my sucky youth.

[Olivier E.]

Ha. I was reading about Amiga computers and it filled me with melancholy centered around my sucky youth.

oh amiga my youth too :cry:

[AAlgar]

That skillet nap was terrible.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Watching Heroes on nbc.com.

[AAlgar]

Watching Heroes on nbc.com.

How is it?

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

How is it?

It's alright. I'm on the third episode. Supposedly it starts getting really good by the end of this episode or the next.

[AAlgar]

Wow, this is the third worst "Jimmy Olsen grows to the size of King Kong" story I've ever read.

[AAlgar]

Wow, nearly every story in this trade has exactly the same plot.



1. Superman discovers some mysterious artifact in deep space, or in an ancient city.

2. He gives it to Jimmy for safekeeping, and makes him promise not to mess with it.

3. Jimmy messes with it.

4. Jimmy gains some crazy deformity, and his immediate reaction? Shame. Always shame.

5. Jimmy tries to hide the deformity, but is eventually discovered.

6. Jimmy joins the circus.

7. Jimmy is conned/threated by criminals into using his abilities to commit crimes.

8. Superman foils the criminals and somehow comes up with an antidote by accident.

9. Jimmy learns a lesson that has nothing at all to do with the preceding story, like "visit the dentist every 6 months."

I mean, I wasn't expecting Alan Moore here, but I could swear there was a little more variety in these things. Unless they deliberately assembled a bunch of identical stories.

[JABSEN]

Shame. Always shame.

[AAlgar]

Shame. Always shame.

It's true! "Golly, I can't let my pal Superman see me as a wolf man, or he'll incinerate me with his heat vision for being a freak!"

[Olivier E.]

is that the jimmy olsen trade?

[AAlgar]

is that the jimmy olsen trade?

'tis.

Good stuff if you like Silver Age cheese, just very repetitive. These were not meant to be read all at once like this.

On the other hand, its gotten my mind in the perfect place to truly appreciate the new issue of ASS.

[Olivier E.]

'tis.

Good stuff if you like Silver Age cheese, just very repetitive. These were not meant to be read all at once like this.

On the other hand, its gotten my mind in the perfect place to truly appreciate the new issue of ASS.

I'm going to read ASS right now.

[JABSEN]

I read the new 3-D Action Comics. I guess it was neat.

[AAlgar]

I read the new 3-D Action Comics. I guess it was neat.

Have you read ASS?

I'm halfway through, but I'm having to take little breaks. This Bizarro stuff is genius, but it gives me a headache too.

[JABSEN]

Have you read ASS?

I'm halfway through, but I'm having to take little breaks. This Bizarro stuff is genius, but it gives me a headache too.Yeaj, Posted my thoughts earlier I thought it wwas pretty great but something about Quitely's art seemed off.

[AAlgar]

Yeaj, Posted my thoughts earlier I thought it wwas pretty great but something about Quitely's art seemed off.

I skimmed over people's thoughts on books I hadn't read yet. And you know me, ever forward!

Quitely's art often seems "off" to me. I don't really like it, exactly. But I don't think it's bad. It's very unlike anything else.

Seriously, I've never been able to get into Morrison (though I definitely acknowledge his talent), but I love what he's done with this title. There is no better choice to write a modern Bizarro story.

[JABSEN]

I skimmed over people's thoughts on books I hadn't read yet. And you know me, ever forward!

Quitely's art often seems "off" to me. I don't really like it, exactly. But I don't think it's bad. It's very unlike anything else.

Seriously, I've never been able to get into Morrison (though I definitely acknowledge his talent), but I love what he's done with this title. There is no better choice to write a modern Bizarro story.Ah, Well normally I'm a bog fan of Quitely. His Superman in this one seemed sketchy. Maybe it's a stylistic choice. Something about it being on the Bizarro World.

[St.-]

I skimmed over people's thoughts on books I hadn't read yet. And you know me, ever forward!

Quitely's art often seems "off" to me. I don't really like it, exactly. But I don't think it's bad. It's very unlike anything else.

Seriously, I've never been able to get into Morrison (though I definitely acknowledge his talent), but I love what he's done with this title. There is no better choice to write a modern Bizarro story.

*cough* Your pal, Jim *cough*

[AAlgar]

*cough* Your pal, Jim *cough*

Man, that would rule, wouldn't it?

[St.-]

Man, that would rule, wouldn't it?

DC and Marvel should do a win a chance to write a comic contest. I still need to find those bizarro all star superman comics. I was hoping to go this weekend to my LCS but it doesn't look like it's going to happen.

[St.-]

Also caught up on more FMA manga this weekend. book 7 really changes things around from the anime and makes it well worth the buy.

[Olivier E.]

Also caught up on more FMA manga this weekend. book 7 really changes things around from the anime and makes it well worth the buy.

7 is out? There's been a long time since voulme 6.

[AAlgar]

Also caught up on more FMA manga this weekend. book 7 really changes things around from the anime and makes it well worth the buy.

FroMAge?

[St.-]

7 is out? There's been a long time since voulme 6.

there up to 13 now. I just havn't read some of the ones I bought for awhile. guess I should have clerified. :) It's still kind of hard for me to seperate what's happened in the manga compared to the anime so I have to reread past books alot.

[St.-]

FroMAge?

The story of a boy and his cheesed armored brother on the search for the Fromagesopher's Stone.

[St.-]

ok back to bed for me. at least for a bit anyhoo.

[Artie Pink]

Spinal Tap Reunion! (http://www.youaintnopicasso.com/2007/07/08/spinal-tap-and-bassist-army-do-big-bottom/)

[AAlgar]

:rock:

[Sy-Klone]

Looks like we had some busy beavers in the TIP thread last night. Lots of new posts.

[AAlgar]

Looks like we had some busy beavers in the TIP thread last night. Lots of new posts.

Meh, most of that's me. These Nellys* all went off to "sleep."



* Or is it Polly? I get those named confused.

[Sy-Klone]

Spinal Tap Reunion! (http://www.youaintnopicasso.com/2007/07/08/spinal-tap-and-bassist-army-do-big-bottom/)

That was awesome. :D


*cough* Your pal, Jim *cough*

:rock:


Have you read ASS?

I'm halfway through, but I'm having to take little breaks. This Bizarro stuff is genius, but it gives me a headache too.

I loved ASS. Loved it so damn much you'd think I was Bluffy.


I read the new 3-D Action Comics. I guess it was neat.

I didn't get the 3-D version. I got the regular version. And I liked it, but the ending kinda annoyed me. Action Comics is the cocktease of comics.


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1326/698933041_c29f11f1e7.jpg

:lol:


I believe I've hit that point where pop culture is beyond my grasp. It's not tailored to me and I don't really care.

I wish I was like that. Pop culture just seeps into my brain. I don't ask for it to be there. I don't seek it out. It worms its way in and has babies.


The OFFICIAL TIP Thread Lost Its Simile. :(

Won't you find it a new one?


sleep's love of girl shows is, like, hilarious.

:lol:

Hey! I like girl shows, too! :mad:


Note: in the UK (and also wherever the fuck Howlett is, which apparently isnt the UK), "twat" does not, in fact, rhyme with "Watt."

So...it rhymes with cat? 'Cause that's not cool.


Rules don't apply in the TIP thread! Watch as I post hardcore porn...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1213/751723601_2cf58e0cd5.jpg

I'm disappointed.


Things I bought this week:

Justice League Season One

Batman Beyond Season Two

Kabuki Reflections #8

The Irredeemable Ant-Man #10

The Astounding Wolf-Man #2

On this comic board, it seems that the first two non-comic items have commanded at least three threads this week. Personally, I liked the second issue of Wolf-Man a lot more than I thought I would. Anyone else here read it?

Batman Beyond is the only Timm show I haven't gotten on DVD. (Well, and the fourth volume of Batman.) I'll probably try to pick Batman Beyond up at some point in the near future.


Why do i want to buy vintage gi joe figures

I still have all my old G.I. Joe action figures. And all my old Ninja Turtle action figures. And all my old He-Man action figures. And all my old Happy Meal toys. Because I am a pack rat who wouldn't get rid of anything.


Man I love these Discovery Channel end of the world specials. The dramatizations are so awesome.

I love 'em, too. I'm also a sucker for the UFO documentaries and Forensic Files shows. I'm surprised there haven't been more UFO documentaries this week, what with it being the anniversary of Roswell and all.

[Sy-Klone]

In honor of the 60th anniversary of the Roswell crash: The recently released deathbed affadavit signed by Lt. Walter G. Haut, Public Information Officer at Roswell AAF base.

From: http://roswellproof.homestead.com/Haut.html

As heard on Coast to Coast AM a few nights ago.


DATE: December 26, 2002
WITNESS: Chris Xxxxxx
NOTARY: Beverlee Morgan

(1) My name is Walter G. Haut

(2) I was born on June 2, 1922

(3) My address is 1405 W. 7th Street, Roswell, NM 88203

(4) I am retired.

(5) In July, 1947, I was stationed at the Roswell Army Air Base in Roswell, New Mexico, serving as the base Public Information Officer. I had spent the 4th of July weekend (Saturday, the 5th, and Sunday, the 6th) at my private residence about 10 miles north of the base, which was located south of town.

(6) I was aware that someone had reported the remains of a downed vehicle by midmorning after my return to duty at the base on Monday, July 7. I was aware that Major Jesse A. Marcel, head of intelligence, was sent by the base commander, Col. William Blanchard, to investigate.

(7) By late in the afternoon that same day, I would learn that additional civilian reports came in regarding a second site just north of Roswell. I would spend the better part of the day attending to my regular duties hearing little if anything more.

(8) On Tuesday morning, July 8, I would attend the regularly scheduled staff meeting at 7:30 a.m. Besides Blanchard, Marcel; CIC [Counterintelligence Corp] Capt. Sheridan Cavitt; Col. James I. Hopkins, the operations officer; Lt. Col. Ulysses S. Nero, the supply officer; and from Carswell AAF in Fort Worth, Texas, Blanchard's boss, Brig. Gen. Roger Ramey and his chief of staff, Col. Thomas J. Dubose were also in attendance. The main topic of discussion was reported by Marcel and Cavitt regarding an extensive debris field in Lincoln County approx. 75 miles NW of Roswell. A preliminary briefing was provided by Blanchard about the second site approx. 40 miles north of town. Samples of wreckage were passed around the table. It was unlike any material I had or have ever seen in my life. Pieces which resembled metal foil, paper thin yet extremely strong, and pieces with unusual markings along their length were handled from man to man, each voicing their opinion. No one was able to identify the crash debris.

(9) One of the main concerns discussed at the meeting was whether we should go public or not with the discovery. Gen. Ramey proposed a plan, which I believe originated from his bosses at the Pentagon. Attention needed to be diverted from the more important site north of town by acknowledging the other location. Too many civilians were already involved and the press already was informed. I was not completely informed how this would be accomplished.

(10) At approximately 9:30 a.m. Col. Blanchard phoned my office and dictated the press release of having in our possession a flying disc, coming from a ranch northwest of Roswell, and Marcel flying the material to higher headquarters. I was to deliver the news release to radio stations KGFL and KSWS, and newspapers the Daily Record and the Morning Dispatch.

(11) By the time the news release hit the wire services, my office was inundated with phone calls from around the world. Messages stacked up on my desk, and rather than deal with the media concern, Col Blanchard suggested that I go home and "hide out."

(12) Before leaving the base, Col. Blanchard took me personally to Building 84 [AKA Hangar P-3], a B-29 hangar located on the east side of the tarmac. Upon first approaching the building, I observed that it was under heavy guard both outside and inside. Once inside, I was permitted from a safe distance to first observe the object just recovered north of town. It was approx. 12 to 15 feet in length, not quite as wide, about 6 feet high, and more of an egg shape. Lighting was poor, but its surface did appear metallic. No windows, portholes, wings, tail section, or landing gear were visible.

(13) Also from a distance, I was able to see a couple of bodies under a canvas tarpaulin. Only the heads extended beyond the covering, and I was not able to make out any features. The heads did appear larger than normal and the contour of the canvas suggested the size of a 10 year old child. At a later date in Blanchard's office, he would extend his arm about 4 feet above the floor to indicate the height.

(14) I was informed of a temporary morgue set up to accommodate the recovered bodies.

(15) I was informed that the wreckage was not "hot" (radioactive).

(16) Upon his return from Fort Worth, Major Marcel described to me taking pieces of the wreckage to Gen. Ramey's office and after returning from a map room, finding the remains of a weather balloon and radar kite substituted while he was out of the room. Marcel was very upset over this situation. We would not discuss it again.

(17) I would be allowed to make at least one visit to one of the recovery sites during the military cleanup. I would return to the base with some of the wreckage which I would display in my office.

(18) I was aware two separate teams would return to each site months later for periodic searches for any remaining evidence.

(19) I am convinced that what I personally observed was some type of craft and its crew from outer space.

(20) I have not been paid nor given anything of value to make this statement, and it is the truth to the best of my recollection.

Signed: Walter G. Haut
December 26, 2002

Signature witnessed by:
Chris Xxxxxxx

[Sy-Klone]

By the way, the cool smileys aren't part of the affadavit. Though it'd be awesome if they were. LOLZ!

[Sy-Klone]

And now I'm off to fashion some sort of tin foil hat that can function as a thought screen.

[AAlgar]

I think pre-Bizarro Dennis Miller said it best when he said "of course they won't let you into Area 51. They won't let you into areas 1-50 either. It's a fucking MILITARY INSTALLATION."

[Sy-Klone]

I think pre-Bizarro Dennis Miller said it best when he said "of course they won't let you into Area 51. They won't let you into areas 1-50 either. It's a fucking MILITARY INSTALLATION."

they b hidin alien bodeez omg omg omg

*tinfoil hat*

[AAlgar]

they b hidin alien bodeez omg omg omg

*tinfoil hat*

They don't make foil out of tin anymore, grandpa. Al-you-MIN-ee-um.!

[Sy-Klone]

They don't make foil out of tin anymore, grandpa. Al-you-MIN-ee-um.!

They do, but you gotta special order it. When the alienz come, I'll be spared. The rest of you will be stumbling around, all, "Look at me! Reynolds Wrap! LOL!" But I'll have a tin foil hat and my brain will be protected.

I for one welcome our alien overlords.

[AAlgar]

They do, but you gotta special order it. When the alienz come, I'll be spared. The rest of you will be stumbling around, all, "Look at me! Reynolds Wrap! LOL!" But I'll have a tin foil hat and my brain will be protected.

I for one welcome our alien overlords.

What's with the sudden detour into leetspeak, K3Nt Br0ckM4N?

[Sy-Klone]

What's with the sudden detour into leetspeak, K3Nt Br0ckM4N?

(I'm downplaying my actual belief in extra-terrestrials with goofiness.)

I r teh roxxors!

[Scotty]

Why the hell am I'm watching the end of the Lost in Space movie?

[Olivier E.]

Why the hell am I'm watching the end of the Lost in Space movie?

I'm wathcing the Eva Longoria vs Tony Parker marriage. There were some hot busty latinas on the marriage :drool:

[TIP]

Why the hell am I'm watching the end of the Lost in Space movie?

Lacey Chabert:
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/avclub_review562.thumbnail_0.jpg

?

T

[Scotty]

Lacey Chabert:
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/avclub_review562.thumbnail_0.jpg

?

T

Dude she's like a little kid then..that's sick. It would like watching Full house and talking about how hot the Olsen Twins are.

[TIP]

Dude she's like a little kid then..that's sick. It would like watching Full house and talking about how hot the Olsen Twins are.

Well, sure.

Here...let's sooth our Humbert Humbert inclinations with some fine music:
http://www.clover-infopage.com/pictures/clover019.jpg

T

[Your Pal, Carl]

I think I'm going to check out the All-Star Fanfest today.

[TIP]

Okay...time to address the newspapers that arrived this morning.

T
(Countdown to the NSB's return...6 hours)

[Scotty]

Well, sure.

Here...let's sooth our Humbert Humbert inclinations with some fine music:
http://www.clover-infopage.com/pictures/clover019.jpg

T

You sir are a genius

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

I am going to see Sicko here in a bit, I hope that it is good.

[Scotty]

I am going to see Sicko here in a bit, I hope that it is good.

I hear good things about it.

[WillieLee]

Dude she's like a little kid then..that's sick. It would like watching Full house and talking about how hot the Olsen Twins are.

16. Fair game!

[Scotty]

16. Fair game!

Dude she so didn't look like 16.

[WillieLee]

Dude she so didn't look like 16.

Even better. :D:cool::shifty:

[Scotty]

Even better. :D:cool::shifty:

:scared:

[JABSEN]

yo

[Scotty]

Jabby!

[WillieLee]

I find myself in opposition to Ellis' viewpoints on body modification. I don't think anyone is pushing boundaries, I think they're just silly.

[WillieLee]

Jam time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qq_h4ZVxTE&mode=related&search=) in the TIP thread.

[JABSEN]

I find myself in opposition to Ellis' viewpoints on body modification. I don't think anyone is pushing boundaries, I think they're just silly.I didn't even read it.

[WillieLee]

I didn't even read it.

Oh, it's been a running theme of his for a while. But he has the new suicide girls post up.

[JABSEN]

Jam time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qq_h4ZVxTE&mode=related&search=) in the TIP thread.Hellz Yeah!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bev53HnN4Mk)

[WillieLee]

Hellz Yeah!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bev53HnN4Mk)

Oh yeah? Well, take that! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMSUnEOPY5I)

[JABSEN]

Oh yeah? Well, take that! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMSUnEOPY5I)Boom-Shaka-Laka (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOoIlN5S0hY)

[JABSEN]

I win!

[WillieLee]

Boom-Shaka-Laka (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOoIlN5S0hY)

Boom boom boom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK99cB3s-J4)

[JABSEN]

We killed youtube. We rule!

[JABSEN]

Boom boom boom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK99cB3s-J4)I lick ya Boom Boom down
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8)

[WillieLee]

I lick ya Boom Boom down
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8)

Shabba! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRQbjrQwpAc)

[Scotty]

Wow after those two songs I think I'm a little gayer

[WillieLee]

Wow after those two songs I think I'm a little gayer

Shabba no like the gay!

[JABSEN]

Shabba! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRQbjrQwpAc)http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/prowrestler.jpg

[WillieLee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/JABSEN/prowrestler.jpg

I didn't even have to go to Bounty Killa.

[WillieLee]

I've discovered that I can't understand anything Jamaicans say.

[TIP]

Jam time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qq_h4ZVxTE&mode=related&search=) in the TIP thread.

Bruce!
Ginger!
Not-God!

Of course, my first thought was you were going this way (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O-pjgdVH4g) or perhaps
that way (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3fDXsPE0Sc).

T

[TIP]

Wow after those two songs I think I'm a little gayer

This should help...man you up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID_N7rv-iN8).

T

[TIP]

Shabba no like the gay!

Jeep needs peep.

T

[WillieLee]

Jeep needs peep.

T

Jeep needs peep.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Sicko is a great movie and I recommend that you all see it, although it is a bit of a downer and it makes me hate the direction this county has spun into.

[WillieLee]

Sicko is a great movie and I recommend that you all see it, although it is a bit of a downer and it makes me hate the direction this county has spun into.

Ha ha. I'm on my third liver as we speak. Universal health care rules!

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Ha ha. I'm on my third liver as we speak. Universal health care rules!

:mad:

[c. page]

Ha ha. I'm on my third liver as we speak. Universal health care rules!

You Americans are crazy.

I have not read one post in this thread which was not proportionately and relatively true or public knowledge 3 years ago. Does it hurt to go round and round in circles with no purpose so well?

You can't win this war with out mass executions of Iraqi's or selling them all into slavery to the Syrian upper classes. So just bloody lose the war already and go home to make some bloody awful movies to placate your expanding public.

[Artie Pink]

I find it's easier for me to agree with Michael Moore if I don't have to see or hear him.

Remember when he lost the Oscar, and sulked in his house for two months, and the neighbors called the cops about the smell? Yeesh.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

I find it's easier for me to agree with Michael Moore if I don't have to see or hear him.

Remember when he lost the Oscar, and sulked in his house for two months, and the neighbors called the cops about the smell? Yeesh.

You should see the movie though.

[Artie Pink]

You should see the movie though.

Does he offer any solutions? I can't go to the movies just to get mad. I may catch it on DVD. If Moore had a website that suggested who to vote for that could make a difference, I'd be much more interested in that.

[WillieLee]

You Americans are crazy.

I have not read one post in this thread which was not proportionately and relatively true or public knowledge 3 years ago. Does it hurt to go round and round in circles with no purpose so well?

You can't win this war with out mass executions of Iraqi's or selling them all into slavery to the Syrian upper classes. So just bloody lose the war already and go home to make some bloody awful movies to placate your expanding public.

That helped kill five minutes on the board.

[WillieLee]

Hey! Garfield:A Tail of Two Kitties is on.

[NickT]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_headline=i-kicked-burning-terrorist-so-hard-in-balls-that-i-tore-a-tendon-in-my-foot--&method=full&objectid=19401382&siteid=66633-name_page.html - Now, THAT is a headline :lol:

[TIP]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_headline=i-kicked-burning-terrorist-so-hard-in-balls-that-i-tore-a-tendon-in-my-foot--&method=full&objectid=19401382&siteid=66633-name_page.html - Now, THAT is a headline :lol:

:lol:

Look for Hero Cabbie in 2000 AD soon.

T

[PeteL]

I didn't really like Transformers. :(

[c. page]

I didn't really like Transformers. :(

i haven't seen a whole lot of people who were indifferent on this one. it seems they either really liked it or fucking despised it.

[Artie Pink]

I didn't see it, but it doesn't look good to me. I've heard too many complaints of "not enough screen time for giant robots" for me to see this now.

[WillieLee]

I didn't see it, but it doesn't look good to me. I've heard too many complaints of "not enough screen time for giant robots" for me to see this now.

They need the screen time for young ingenue Shia Labeouf.

[Sy-Klone]

I caught myself chuckling at an episode of Hee Haw today.

Sometimes, I have to embrace my inner redneck.

He's also my first cousin!

*fence plank strikes bottom*
*Junior Samples makes a funny face and laughs*

[Sy-Klone]

Okay...time to address the newspapers that arrived this morning.

T
(Countdown to the NSB's return...6 hours)

Hello, Newspapers!

*tips hat*


Jam time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qq_h4ZVxTE&mode=related&search=) in the TIP thread.

:rock:


Hellz Yeah!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bev53HnN4Mk)

:mad:


Oh yeah? Well, take that! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMSUnEOPY5I)

:mad:


Boom-Shaka-Laka (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOoIlN5S0hY)

:heart:


Boom boom boom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK99cB3s-J4)

:?


I lick ya Boom Boom down
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8)

:Oops:


Shabba! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRQbjrQwpAc)

:surrend:


This should help...man you up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID_N7rv-iN8).

T

Have some cherry wine, eh? :heybaby:

[AAlgar]

Well, sure.

Here...let's sooth our Humbert Humbert inclinations with some fine music:
http://www.clover-infopage.com/pictures/clover019.jpg

T

Only if she's 4'8"!

[AAlgar]

I didn't see it, but it doesn't look good to me. I've heard too many complaints of "not enough screen time for giant robots" for me to see this now.

Well hell, maybe now I HAVE to see it.

[Sy-Klone]

I'm actually getting really excited about The Simpsons Movie. It occurred to me today that I've never really seen a comedy in theaters. Most of the stuff I see in theaters is drama or fantasy or sci-fi. It should be fun.

[AAlgar]

I'm actually getting really excited about The Simpsons Movie. It occurred to me today that I've never really seen a comedy in theaters. Most of the stuff I see in theaters is drama or fantasy or sci-fi. It should be fun.

:mistrust: Simpson, eh? New fellow?

[WillieLee]

I've fucking had it with the human race! I can't believe that our society has fallen into such a fucking shithole. It makes me embarrassed to be a part of this fucking shitty mess. I asked the waitress for barbeque sauce and she gave me fucking sweet-and-sour!

[AAlgar]

I've fucking had it with the human race! I can't believe that our society has fallen into such a fucking shithole. It makes me embarrassed to be a part of this fucking shitty mess. I asked the waitress for barbeque sauce and she gave me fucking sweet-and-sour!

Only if she's 5'3"!

Wait, what?

[Sy-Klone]

:mistrust: Simpson, eh? New fellow?

Thanks, Super Nintendo Chalmers! :)

[WillieLee]

Only if she's 5'3"!

Wait, what?

How can any woman dare to be less than 5'8"? Absolutely disgusting!

[Sy-Klone]

I've fucking had it with the human race! I can't believe that our society has fallen into such a fucking shithole. It makes me embarrassed to be a part of this fucking shitty mess. I asked the waitress for barbeque sauce and she gave me fucking sweet-and-sour!

Intolerable. It's probably more than a year old, too.

[AAlgar]

Thread title I thought I saw: SON FORCED TO HAVE SEX WITH DAREDEVIL

[WillieLee]

Intolerable. It's probably more than a year old, too.

I never found out. I was too busy stuffing her in my trunk.


Thread title I thought I saw: SON FORCED TO HAVE SEX WITH DAREDEVIL

If only, if only.

[Sy-Klone]

Thread title I thought I saw: SON FORCED TO HAVE SEX WITH DAREDEVIL

*Deuce the Devil Dog runs for cover*

[AAlgar]

If only, if only.

Then you'd just lose all hope in the Marvel Universe too.

[Sy-Klone]

It never ceases to amaze me how readily available pornography is. Seriously.

[AAlgar]

*Deuce the Devil Dog runs for cover*

Simon Bar Sinister said a Hail Mary and wept!

[WillieLee]

It never ceases to amaze me how readily available pornography is. Seriously.

Isn't it amazing? It's one of the reasons why I am puzzled people are so bitter on the internet.

[AAlgar]

I saw why Willie is so cynical. And laughed.

Then I saw that my least favorite thread got locked. And laughed.

It's been a good morning.

[Sy-Klone]

Isn't it amazing? It's one of the reasons why I am puzzled people are so bitter on the internet.

I mean, when I hit puberty, I had to sneak peeks at my older brother's Penthouse Forum. Not Penthouse. (Well, sometimes.) But Penthouse Forum. It completely wrecked my sexual expectations. I find myself spotting the Penthouse Forum potential of random everyday situations. I couldn't believe it would happen to me...

But today? Teenage boys have it easy.

[AAlgar]

I mean, when I hit puberty, I had to sneak peeks at my older brother's Penthouse Forum. Not Penthouse. (Well, sometimes.) But Penthouse Forum. It completely wrecked my sexual expectations. I find myself spotting the Penthouse Forum potential of random everyday situations. I couldn't believe it would happen to me...

But today? Teenage boys have it easy.

Absolutely!

I am of the opinion that the Porn Quest made entire generations of boys more quick witted and devious.

[WillieLee]

I saw why Willie is so cynical. And laughed.

Then I saw that my least favorite thread got locked. And laughed.

It's been a good morning.

Yeah, I find all the outrage at society to be pretty funny.


I mean, when I hit puberty, I had to sneak peeks at my older brother's Penthouse Forum. Not Penthouse. (Well, sometimes.) But Penthouse Forum. It completely wrecked my sexual expectations. I find myself spotting the Penthouse Forum potential of random everyday situations. I couldn't believe it would happen to me...

But today? Teenage boys have it easy.


Exactly. No third-party, water-logged porn for today's kids. They get video! Little bastards.

[AAlgar]

Yeah, I find all the outrage at society to be pretty funny.


By that logic, we should have all jumped off the top of the monolith when that first monkey hit the other monkey with a rock.

[Sy-Klone]

Absolutely!

I am of the opinion that the Porn Quest made entire generations of boys more quick witted and devious.

Indeed.


Exactly. No third-party, water-logged porn for today's kids. They get video! Little bastards.

I really hope that was water.

Oh, geez. Now I'm all skeeved out. *shudders*

[WillieLee]

By that logic, we should have all jumped off the top of the monolith when that first monkey hit the other monkey with a rock.


The best of times, the blurst of times? Stupid monkey!

[WillieLee]

I really hope that was water.

Oh, geez. Now I'm all skeeved out. *shudders*

Dogwater?

[AAlgar]

The best of times, the blurst of times? Stupid monkey!

Only if she's 5'3"!

[WillieLee]

Only if she's 5'3"!

:mad:

[AAlgar]

Dogwater?

http://www.framedcds.com/images/sleeves/4907932.jpg?

[Sy-Klone]

Dogwater?

:doggy:

[AAlgar]

:doggy:

:krypto:

[WillieLee]

http://www.framedcds.com/images/sleeves/4907932.jpg?

The last time I was upset about music is when I found out that nu-metal only gained a footing because of massive payola scams.

[Sy-Klone]

:krypto:

:artoo:

[AAlgar]

The last time I was upset about music is when I found out that nu-metal only gained a footing because of massive payola scams.

Confession: I kinda liked a few songs off the first Limp Bizkit album :Oops:

[WillieLee]

Heh. Akeli Smith is a backup in the CFL. He was drafted ahead of Culpepper.

[NickT]

http://www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html - The music makes it hypnotic.....

[WillieLee]

Confession: I kinda liked a few songs off the first Limp Bizkit album :Oops:

So did I. I liked the pure aggression. But then Fred Durst started to do interviews...

[AAlgar]

:artoo:

:c3po:

[Sy-Klone]

:c3po:

:yoda:

[AAlgar]

http://www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html - The music makes it hypnotic.....

It's like one of those desk toys with the steel balls...

[Sy-Klone]

So did I. I liked the pure aggression. But then Fred Durst started to do interviews...

...and music videos...

[AAlgar]

:yoda:


:rorschach

Hurm. I seem to have taken a wrong turn at Antarctica.

[AAlgar]

Heh. Akeli Smith is a backup in the CFL. He was drafted ahead of Culpepper.

Maybe if we reconfigure the warp nacells to emit a low-level tachyon field, we can route the EPS conduits through the deflector array!

[WillieLee]

...and music videos...

...and breathing...

[Sy-Klone]

:rorschach

Hurm. I seem to have taken a wrong turn at Antarctica.

:roswell:

[AAlgar]

:roswell:

:death:

[WillieLee]

Maybe if we reconfigure the warp nacells to emit a low-level tachyon field, we can route the EPS conduits through the deflector array!

Not a sports fan?

[Sy-Klone]

:death:

:flash:

[Scotty]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/Scottywhite/specials/night_shift.jpg

[AAlgar]

Not a sports fan?

Meh, I appreciate a good (American) football game or a baseball game (at the stadium only; TV baseball puts me to sleep) every now and again, but I don't follow any of it. My brain can only hold so much geek stuff. I stand by my choice to fill it with comics, old video games and cartoons.

[AAlgar]

:flash:

Interesting choice, but we know she catches him! :twisted:

[Sy-Klone]

Okay, I'm gonna go find something to watch and/or read before retiring before sleep (the state of rest not the AWESOME board member).

Work tomorrow! :(

But I've got two days paid vacation, and I think I'm gonna try to use them this upcoming Friday and next Monday, giving me a four-day weekend next week. Woo!

Night, all. :wave:

[WillieLee]

Meh, I appreciate a good (American) football game or a baseball game (at the stadium only; TV baseball puts me to sleep) every now and again, but I don't follow any of it. My brain can only hold so much geek stuff. I stand by my choice to fill it with comics, old video games and cartoons.

Understood.

Akeli Smith who is now number 2 on the Calgary Stampeders, originally signed a contract coming out of college into the NFL where his bonus was 10.8 million dollars. The salary cap on a CFL team is $4.5 million. I found that amusing.

[AAlgar]

Understood.

Akeli Smith who is now number 2 on the Calgary Stampeders, originally signed a contract coming out of college into the NFL where his bonus was 10.8 million dollars. The salary cap on a CFL team is $4.5 million. I found that amusing.

I thought all your teams were called the Rough Riders.

[WillieLee]

I thought all your teams were called the Rough Riders.

Only one of them now. The best one! The Saskatchewan Roughriders.

[AAlgar]

Only one of them now. The best one! The Saskatchewan Roughriders.

No more Vancouver Roughriders? No more Toronto Roughriders? No Canadian Super Bowl pitting the Ottawa Roughriders against the Victoria Roughriders?

...that's all the Canada I know.

[WillieLee]

No more Vancouver Roughriders? No more Toronto Roughriders? No Canadian Super Bowl pitting the Ottawa Roughriders against the Victoria Roughriders?

...that's all the Canada I know.

There were only two, the other being the Ottawa Rough Riders. Big fans of Teddy Roosevelt up here.

[WillieLee]

There is a muslim girl that works at the Wal-Mart across the road that doesn't look human. She has giant eyes and she appears to have more colour than the rest of humanity.

[AAlgar]

There were only two, the other being the Ottawa Rough Riders. Big fans of Teddy Roosevelt up here.

Yeah, kinda like how we named the Kansas City Chiefs for Stephen Harper.

[WillieLee]

Yeah, kinda like how we named the Kansas City Chiefs for Stephen Harper.

That's why we protest at your games.

[AAlgar]

There is a muslim girl that works at the Wal-Mart across the road that doesn't look human. She has giant eyes and she appears to have more colour than the rest of humanity.

Colo(u)r like... extra-dark skin?

[AAlgar]

Oh, and Willie... :heart: for Mike Patton reference.

[WillieLee]

Colo(u)r like... extra-dark skin?

Not dark, her skin tone seems to be in Hi-Definition or something. I can't narrow it down because I would have to stare at her and then she might think I was staring at her because a) I'm a creepy dude or b)I'm a creepy dude looking at a muslim. Her eyes are almost manga size. Very pretty though.

[WillieLee]

Oh, and Willie... :heart: for Mike Patton reference.

I'm trying to knock the dust off my reference ability.

[AAlgar]

Not dark, her skin tone seems to be in Hi-Definition or something. I can't narrow it down because I would have to stare at her and then she might think I was staring at her because a) I'm a creepy dude or b)I'm a creepy dude looking at a muslim. Her eyes are almost manga size. Very pretty though.

Hm. Like if you applied one of those creepy George Hamilton orange-tans-in-a-bottle to a non-white person, maybe?

[AAlgar]

I'm trying to knock the dust off my reference ability.

I have heard that truckers love the dust.

[WillieLee]

I have heard that truckers love the dust.

I have about two pounds accumulated in my lungs.

[WillieLee]

Hm. Like if you applied one of those creepy George Hamilton orange-tans-in-a-bottle to a non-white person, maybe?

Might be. I'll have to clean out the trunk for more research space.

[AAlgar]

Might be. I'll have to clean out the trunk for more research space.

It always puts you in a weird place when you see a fascinating looking person. And I use this in a very broad sense — anything from a stunningly attractive woman to a person who appears, somehow, to actually have natural green hair, or like a guy with one big toe on his foot. You're not supposed to stare, but you can't help it. I mean... we get our entertainment from colorful books about mutants. Mutants are kinda cool. We WANT to look.

Stupid society, not letting us stare at freaks.

[WillieLee]

It always puts you in a weird place when you see a fascinating looking person. And I use this in a very broad sense — anything from a stunningly attractive woman to a person who appears, somehow, to actually have natural green hair, or like a guy with one big toe on his foot. You're not supposed to stare, but you can't help it. I mean... we get our entertainment from colorful books about mutants. Mutants are kinda cool. We WANT to look.

Stupid society, not letting us stare at freaks.

I am in total agreement.

[AAlgar]

On the other hand, I hate it when old ladies touch my hair. Yes, it's bright orange. Stop touching it!

[WillieLee]

On the other hand, I hate it when old ladies touch my hair. Yes, it's bright orange. Stop touching it!

Hey, years ago you gingers would be run out of town!

[AAlgar]

Hey, years ago you gingers would be run out of town!

God damn it, I don't have the creepy freckles! I'm only half-ginger at best! :x

[WillieLee]

God damn it, I don't have the creepy freckles! I'm only half-ginger at best! :x

My cousins knew a dude who was a ginger and had a big birthmark on his face. His mother actually believed he was cursed by the devil. And this was only like, twenty-five years ago.

[AAlgar]

My cousins knew a dude who was a ginger and had a big birthmark on his face. His mother actually believed he was cursed by the devil. And this was only like, twenty-five years ago.

"The Devil Went Down to Saskatchewan" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[WillieLee]

"The Devil Went Down to Saskatchewan" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Legends say he played a golden accordian.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Fuck. I just slept 11 hours.

[AAlgar]

Legends say he played a golden accordian.

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2004/04/11/inside-weird-al.jpg?

[WillieLee]

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2004/04/11/inside-weird-al.jpg?

Even he won't go to Regina! Oops, I thought this was my rant about bands going to Saskatoon.

[Artie Pink]

Hey Blandy - thanks for the call the other day. It meant a lot to me. I'm just really swamped and busy these days, no big deal.

[WillieLee]

Fuck. I just slept 11 hours.

Any sexually confusing dreams?

[AAlgar]

Even he won't go to Regina! Oops, I thought this was my rant about bands going to Saskatoon.

Canada is no different from the US in that regard: cool stuff on the coasts, nothing of value in the middle.

(Except... uh... DOK, TIP and Blandy. And anyone else. :shifty:)

[AAlgar]

Fuck. I just slept 11 hours.

Oddly, so did I. People will think we're in love.

[Artie Pink]

Retarded Hitler hates juice!

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

I lick ya Boom Boom down
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8)

Oh yeah? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Hey Blandy - thanks for the call the other day. It meant a lot to me. I'm just really swamped and busy these days, no big deal.

I :heart: you, Jetpack Jones.

[AAlgar]

Retarded Hitler hates juice!

Bizarro am not build spaceship! You am stay here!

:crazy:

[WillieLee]

Canada is no different from the US in that regard: cool stuff on the coasts, nothing of value in the middle.

(Except... uh... DOK, TIP and Blandy. And anyone else. :shifty:)

:mad:

Junkies on the west coast, newfies on the east.

[AAlgar]

:mad:

Junkies on the west coast, newfies on the east.

Careful now, that's my woman you're calling a junkie!

Well, she does have a lot of junkie in the trunkie, I suppose...

[WillieLee]

Careful now, that's my woman you're calling a junkie!

Well, she does have a lot of junkie in the trunkie, I suppose...

I was going to say something about a safe injection site but I couldn't find the right words to make it work.

[AAlgar]

I was going to say something about a safe injection site but I couldn't find the right words to make it work.

I think you just did.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Meh, I appreciate a good (American) football game or a baseball game (at the stadium only; TV baseball puts me to sleep) every now and again, but I don't follow any of it. My brain can only hold so much geek stuff. I stand by my choice to fill it with comics, old video games and cartoons.

I chose comics, sports (wrestling counts as a sport here) and star trek wars.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Crap, I was gonna go running today, too.

[Scotty]

Got Catan on the x-box a ruby tuesday hamburger, dr demento streaming and the bendis board! I'm set!

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

I chose comics, sports (wrestling counts as a sport here) and star trek wars.

:no:

[Your Pal, Carl]

Meh, I appreciate a good (American) football game or a baseball game (at the stadium only; TV baseball puts me to sleep) every now and again, but I don't follow any of it. My brain can only hold so much geek stuff. I stand by my choice to fill it with comics, old video games and cartoons.
Knowing you don't mind attending a baseball game makes my plan to come to Seattle and kidnap you to bring you to a game is less appealing. :?

[AAlgar]

Knowing you don't mind attending a baseball game makes my plan to come to Seattle and kidnap you to bring you to a game is less appealing. :?

The stadium is literally a block from where I w--k, so I really wouldn't be comfortable there, if that's any consolation.

[sleep]

Meh, I appreciate a good (American) football game or a baseball game (at the stadium only; TV baseball puts me to sleep) every now and again, but I don't follow any of it. My brain can only hold so much geek stuff. I stand by my choice to fill it with comics, old video games and cartoons.

I am currently faced with a dilemma. I've needed a haircut for a couple of weeks now. I could either cut my own hair (which is what I usually do), which I've put off because it's a nuisance and it takes a long time, but I also have a coupon for a FREE haircut at this place designed for "guys", with giant screen televisions all blasting SPORTS at you while you wait and get your hair cut.

As nice as a free haircut would be (but I'd have to tip), I honestly don't know if I could stand all the sports. The voice of sports announcers grates on my consciousness.

[sleep]

Got Catan on the x-box a ruby tuesday hamburger, dr demento streaming and the bendis board! I'm set!

Sounds great. I played Catan (the physical version) several years ago, and enjoyed it. And a giant cheeseburger sounds mighty nice to me right now.

(Does adamgreenberger's screen name ever make other people hungry, too?)

[AAlgar]

I am currently faced with a dilemma. I've needed a haircut for a couple of weeks now. I could either cut my own hair (which is what I usually do), which I've put off because it's a nuisance and it takes a long time, but I also have a coupon for a FREE haircut at this place designed for "guys", with giant screen televisions all blasting SPORTS at you while you wait and get your hair cut.

As nice as a free haircut would be (but I'd have to tip), I honestly don't know if I could stand all the sports. The voice of sports announcers grates on my consciousness.

I've been cutting my own for months. I think I'd actually prefer sports to the inane small talk.

"So... you like fishing? You bowl much?" Snip faster, Floyd! :x

[Your Pal, Carl]

The stadium is literally a block from where I w--k, so I really wouldn't be comfortable there, if that's any consolation.

As long as you're uncomfortable, that's all that matters.

[WillieLee]

I am currently faced with a dilemma. I've needed a haircut for a couple of weeks now. I could either cut my own hair (which is what I usually do), which I've put off because it's a nuisance and it takes a long time, but I also have a coupon for a FREE haircut at this place designed for "guys", with giant screen televisions all blasting SPORTS at you while you wait and get your hair cut.

As nice as a free haircut would be (but I'd have to tip), I honestly don't know if I could stand all the sports. The voice of sports announcers grates on my consciousness.

I have always found places like that to be very gay. "We're so hetero there's no way you'll ever confuse us with a homo salon! Why, we've never, ever thought of a man's strong hands and powerful thighs. Now look at an endless montage of men sweating."

[AAlgar]

I have always found places like that to be very gay. "We're so hetero there's no way you'll ever confuse us with a homo salon! Why, we've never, ever thought of a man's strong hands and powerful thighs. Now look at an endless montage of men sweating."

...while I run my fingers carefully through your hair."

[WillieLee]

...while I run my fingers carefully through your hair."

So the coupon is all part of the agenda, eh?

[sleep]

I have always found places like that to be very gay. "We're so hetero there's no way you'll ever confuse us with a homo salon! Why, we've never, ever thought of a man's strong hands and powerful thighs. Now look at an endless montage of men sweating."

I think this quote is applicable to my sitcheration:
As long as you're uncomfortable, that's all that matters.

[Scotty]

Sounds great. I played Catan (the physical version) several years ago, and enjoyed it. And a giant cheeseburger sounds mighty nice to me right now.

(Does adamgreenberger's screen name ever make other people hungry, too?)

Update the game isn't going so well, the burger was horrid, so bad I will complain about it tomorrow, but the board is great and Dr Demento has been funny. So I'm pretty even right now.

[WillieLee]

I should start making dancehall music so I can tour the world and violate french chicks.

[AAlgar]

Yay, Dr. Demento!

Probably the single influence responsible for introducing me to comedy. I haven't heard his show in 20 years, and I bet it's exactly the same.

My guess at the Funny Five:

1. Fish Heads
2. Existential Blues
3. Dead Puppies
4. Current Weird Al Song
5. Wet Dream

[Scotty]

Yay, Dr. Demento!

Probably the single influence responsible for introducing me to comedy. I haven't heard his show in 20 years, and I bet it's exactly the same.

My guess at the Funny Five:

1. Fish Heads
2. Existential Blues
3. Dead Puppies
4. Current Weird Al Song
5. Wet Dream

ACtually it's

#5 That Calls For A Wilhelm Scream - Possible Oscar
#4 Liquor And Whores - Bubbles & The Shit Rockers

#3 Transforming Transformers - Whimsical Will
#2 You've Got Hogwarts - Robert Lund

#1 Pillagers - Sudden Death

http://dmdb.org/cgi-bin/plinfo.pl?drd07.0708.html

[WillieLee]

#4 Liquor And Whores - Bubbles & The Shit Rockers


Victory!

[Your Pal, Carl]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b386/cjgiannini/Fan%20Fest/Peanuts.jpg
Do you guys see a picture or a link in my post?

[Your Pal, Carl]

ok. I fixed it.

[WillieLee]

Is it me, or do people go out of their way to mention their girlfriends on the board?

[AAlgar]

Is it me, or do people go out of their way to mention their girlfriends on the board?

I mention mine a lot because she used to post here and a lot of people know her.

I haven't actually noticed the phenomenon of which you speak, but I'll keep an eye open for it.

[sleep]

Is it me, or do people go out of their way to mention their girlfriends on the board?

No, my girlfriend has noticed that, too.

[AAlgar]

No, my girlfriend has noticed that, too.

Are you still dating...

your "stalker"?

[AAlgar]

From now on, FOREVER AND EVER, I will respond only in the MOST AMAZING HYPERBOLE EVER.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Is it me, or do people go out of their way to mention their girlfriends on the board?

Should I mention the absense of a girlfriend to compensate?

[Flonk]

Ah, Well normally I'm a bog fan of Quitely. His Superman in this one seemed sketchy. Maybe it's a stylistic choice. Something about it being on the Bizarro World.

Are you a swamp fan? What about a marsh fan?

[sleep]

Are you still dating...

your "stalker"?

Nope.

Believe it or not, she's a little unstable.

[AAlgar]

Nope.

Believe it or not, she's a little unstable.

Best. Girlfriend. EVER! :rock:

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Best. Girlfriend. EVER! :rock:

So I should have tried to stay with Cathy?

[AAlgar]

Are you a swamp fan? What about a marsh fan?

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

Making fun of typos is the FUNNIEST THING EVER! :rock:

[Flonk]

Meh, most of that's me. These Nellys* all went off to "sleep."



* Or is it Polly? I get those named confused.

I have an 80 minute commute! :x

[AAlgar]

So I should have tried to stay with Cathy?

Most. Psychotic. Ex. EVER! :rock:

...okay, I'm getting bored with this too.

[Flonk]

Spinal Tap Reunion! (http://www.youaintnopicasso.com/2007/07/08/spinal-tap-and-bassist-army-do-big-bottom/)

:sick:

[WillieLee]

No, my girlfriend has noticed that, too.

:eek:

[WillieLee]

Should I mention the absense of a girlfriend to compensate?

That could be funny. Especially in opinion threads. "If I had a girlfriend she would think that..."

[Your Pal, Carl]

That could be funny. Especially in opinion threads. "If I had a girlfriend she would think that..."

If I had a girlfriend I think she would agree with that.

[sleep]

Dear AAl,

Remember when you had the idea of creating an oeuvre and web presence for Walt?

I support that idea.

[AAlgar]

Dear AAl,

Remember when you had the idea of creating an oeuvre and web presence for Walt?

I support that idea.

Yeah, actually I tried that. It turns out I had to read a bunch of the stuff I intended to mock to really make it work.

That was way too much time, effort and money than I was willing to put into it.

At the moment, he works better as a semi-recurring cameo character.

I did make a song for him awhile back. And there was that Fruit Pie ad. I suppose he's about due for... something.

[Flonk]

I think pre-Bizarro Dennis Miller said it best when he said "of course they won't let you into Area 51. They won't let you into areas 1-50 either. It's a fucking MILITARY INSTALLATION."

You know, that's a good point.

[Flonk]

That could be funny. Especially in opinion threads. "If I had a girlfriend she would think that..."

Don't think I'm not going to steal that.

[Flonk]

Yeah, actually I tried that. It turns out I had to read a bunch of the stuff I intended to mock to really make it work.

That was way too much time, effort and money than I was willing to put into it.

At the moment, he works better as a semi-recurring cameo character.

I did make a song for him awhile back. And there was that Fruit Pie ad. I suppose he's about due for... something.

More Walt is more gooder.

[AAlgar]

You know, that's a good point.

He had a lot of those before he was replaced with a [insert insidious alien shapeshifter of choice].

[sleep]

You know, that's a good point.

I thought so, too. Only I didn't say so.

Flonk is like a mouthpiece (non-Stosh'd) for my thoughts.

[Scotty]

The Liqours and Whores song ruled.

[AAlgar]

More Walt is more gooder.

I've also strongly considered putting him in Unannounced Project Still In The Earliest Stages Of Brainstorming.

[c. page]

He had a lot of those before he was replaced with a [insert insidious alien shapeshifter of choice].

goddamn dire wraiths!!!!

:mad:

(i think they were shape shifters...)

[AAlgar]

goddamn dire wraiths!!!!

:mad:

(i think they were shape shifters...)

I thought they were the Sultans of Swing?

[c. page]

I thought they were the Sultans of Swing?

that would explain why ROM hated them so much.

[WillieLee]

Don't think I'm not going to steal that.

Feel free.

[WillieLee]

The Liqours and Whores song ruled.

Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney.

[Scotty]

Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney.

I got to find a copy of the song it's awesome

[AAlgar]

Flonk! (And any other Homestarrunner fans)...

Am I the only one who sees "my lip gloss be poppin'" and thinks "Crack Stuntman keeps the bass pumpin'"?